Massage Parlor Reports

[Passerby12]

One hour body massage. Helen provided a great deep tissue massage on the major body parts. Lots of Swedish on the inner thigh and up and around the nether regions. Flipped at the 30 minute point. She brushed quickly at the MicroDickie looking for acceptance. I just nodded and she then deftly shook hands. She is skinny with nice Bees. She encouraged UTC boobies so I could focus on my task. At the 34 minute point cleanup began. Surprisingly the massage continued until the one hour mark. At no point was price mentioned. My happiness is worth $.4.

Monger on!

MicroDickie.

P.S. Candy at Purple House still has the best boobs in town but Helen's got the job done!

Boob guy here, would you mind DM'ing me what purple house is? Trying to get a feel for the different spots here.

[Static Shock]

Several days ago I had a nice dream of the Green House. This dream featured a petite gal named Jenny. She had B cups and small but soft backside. We exchanged presidential pleasantries and she left to get the needed supplies. She came back and started the "massage" which was done with no technique. After about 5 minutes "Jenny" told me to turn over and stroked the flute to get warmed up. She expertly applied the flute's cover and her playing skills were pretty good. She then laid back while the flute worked on his stroke notes. I then did a standing version of stroke notes and finally ended with her on her stomach for the stroke notes. She gyrated her hips to the stroke notes which was pretty awesome! She seemed to be very into the session! Very nice session indeed! Told me to come see her which I hope to do again!

Stay safe out there.

Static Out.

[JustAMarine]

My new favorite AMP. Clean, quiet, shower in the room. Reeses was wonderful. 35 ish tight hard body in from Houston only for a couple weeks. Nic massage with oil. Will let you negotiate with her for anything else. Showered before and after. She showered after.

[SammySoso]

First off the cons, if you've got a lifted truck or even a lowered car your going to end up scrapping something or trying to straddle the driveway to get in the back. That's all the negative I can say about this place. Didn't get First Lady's name but she kinda looked prego but then sandy walked in. Very friendly and vibrant with nice man Maude's and a decent ass. Massage was pretty decent and with lotion. After flip she told me to put donation on counter and I did. She hopped in the shower and scrubbed herself clean and then it was on. Nipples are very sensitive and she will tell you not to twist lmao. Nice flute skills and she basically fucked me! She's either one hell of an actress or she indeed busted one hellacious nut while riding me. She cleans me up and jumps back into the shower. Told me to bring my dick back and I was out the door. Wanted to check the purple house but it's only appointments and didn't have the time to wait.

The driveway compared to the purple house is another beast, only take my lifted jeep there.

[SammySoso]

First off the cons, if you've got a lifted truck or even a lowered car your going to end up scrapping something or trying to straddle the driveway to get in the back. That's all the negative I can say about this place. Didn't get First Lady's name but she kinda looked prego but then sandy walked in. Very friendly and vibrant with nice man Maude's and a decent ass. Massage was pretty decent and with lotion. After flip she told me to put donation on counter and I did. She hopped in the shower and scrubbed herself clean and then it was on. Nipples are very sensitive and she will tell you not to twist lmao. Nice flute skills and she basically fucked me! She's either one hell of an actress or she indeed busted one hellacious nut while riding me. She cleans me up and jumps back into the shower. Told me to bring my dick back and I was out the door. Wanted to check the purple house but it's only appointments and didn't have the time to wait.

May have to go back there, they all see these reviews and AMPs usually switch up when they do. Also a lowered car would have problems possibly getting in the back, I have two jeeps stock and lifted with no problems, even my ford fusion gets back there. It may take a few minutes walk but use the store (park on the side) take the side walk cross the bridge and you're there or park in the front.

[MailMan69]

First off the cons, if you've got a lifted truck or even a lowered car your going to end up scrapping something or trying to straddle the driveway to get in the back. That's all the negative I can say about this place. Didn't get First Lady's name but she kinda looked prego but then sandy walked in. Very friendly and vibrant with nice man Maude's and a decent ass. Massage was pretty decent and with lotion. After flip she told me to put donation on counter and I did. She hopped in the shower and scrubbed herself clean and then it was on. Nipples are very sensitive and she will tell you not to twist lmao. Nice flute skills and she basically fucked me! She's either one hell of an actress or she indeed busted one hellacious nut while riding me. She cleans me up and jumps back into the shower. Told me to bring my dick back and I was out the door. Wanted to check the purple house but it's only appointments and didn't have the time to wait.

[SammySoso]

First, thanks for all the info on the board. This was my first time at any MP, and why'all made it effortless with the preparation.

Saw her at the purple house, and the place was ridiculously clean. She was super inviting, made me feel comfortable, and was really chatty in a way like you were talking to an old friend.

Massage was a 9/10. She really got into the deep tissue and it was a nice surprise. I've heard the massages can be either really good or awful, and this was a case where it was great.

Flip was timed perfectly. She asked me what I wanted and said everything. She said she couldn't do that for another few days, so for those hoping for that, wait a few days.

CBJ was amazing. She has pierced nipples that are super sensitive. No DATY, but allowed touching everywhere else. It was amazing.

Got close to the pop and she played with the boys really nicely. Popped, and she cleaned me up really nicely then sent me on my way.

Same experience, massage was short but good, I really wasn't there for the best massage. FS was really good, she's very accommodating, beautiful, intelligent, and when that tight little frame opened up I went to pound town gladly the place was empty because I'm sure the neighbors heard. YMMV but I take $$ with me the amount that I'm willing to spend on an entire session and it's worth it compared to paying the same or more and hit or miss with STG Calendar Girls.

[UCisBest]

Went by Dee's for little rub a dub and met the new lady, Reneece! Not sure where or who Venus is because she is unknown to them. By the previous description, 40's,thicker but cute but probably goes by 100 aliases. Massage was pure trash, dry, 5 minutes long, no lotion, no shower offered but was in the middle room which is way nicer then the end room. Ever since Cindy or Sandy left, it has gone to the basement for quality. This new chick has no skills and the CBJ was short and mechanical and on top of the worst massage I have encountered up to this point and waste of 20 minutes and a buck50!I realize you can can have different results with different ladies but I will not be back until better talent comes through or back!! P. s, she isn't asian. More like latino or mexican mixed in my opinion.

Sandy is back now.

[DavidJ907]

First, thanks for all the info on the board. This was my first time at any MP, and why'all made it effortless with the preparation.

Saw her at the purple house, and the place was ridiculously clean. She was super inviting, made me feel comfortable, and was really chatty in a way like you were talking to an old friend.

Massage was a 9/10. She really got into the deep tissue and it was a nice surprise. I've heard the massages can be either really good or awful, and this was a case where it was great.

Flip was timed perfectly. She asked me what I wanted and said everything. She said she couldn't do that for another few days, so for those hoping for that, wait a few days.

CBJ was amazing. She has pierced nipples that are super sensitive. No DATY, but allowed touching everywhere else. It was amazing.

Got close to the pop and she played with the boys really nicely. Popped, and she cleaned me up really nicely then sent me on my way.

Overall, it was an AMAZING experience, and I'll definitely be repeating.

She said she's going to be in town for the next two to three weeks, so try and catch her while she's here.

Happy mongering!

[BootySniper]

Went by Dee's for little rub a dub and met the new lady, Reneece! Not sure where or who Venus is because she is unknown to them. By the previous description, 40's,thicker but cute but probably goes by 100 aliases. Massage was pure trash, dry, 5 minutes long, no lotion, no shower offered but was in the middle room which is way nicer then the end room. Ever since Cindy or Sandy left, it has gone to the basement for quality. This new chick has no skills and the CBJ was short and mechanical and on top of the worst massage I have encountered up to this point and waste of 20 minutes and a buck50!I realize you can can have different results with different ladies but I will not be back until better talent comes through or back!! P. s, she isn't asian. More like latino or mexican mixed in my opinion.

[UCisBest]

Was told that Apple is on rotation there now.

Sorry. Told next month she'll be there.

[UCisBest]

New lady named Venus. She's older, maybe 40's? But good looking. A little thick, and a moderate Bush if that's your thing. Good service, was a nice change of scenery.

They had a new stand up shower built into 1 of the rooms if you're looking for that. Really wide, big enough to fit 2 people. I didn't try it.

Was told that Apple is on rotation there now.

[Vwulf]

Contacted The Purple House to set something up with Apple, was recommended Laila instead since Apple is currently on break. I decided to try her out and I'm glad I did. Like MicroDickie said, she is Latina (Costa Rican and Jamaican). Small breasts, pierced nipples and belly, great booty. The Massage was decent, but she has a great personality and is a sweetheart. She does offer FS, but I try stick to only experiencing Mic skills these days. Total damage was 1. 70. She said she will be here until the end of the month and back again at the beginning of next month.

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[MicroDickie]

New to AMP Life:

See post 2103 from Streetbeat62.

I judge the advice 9 out of 10.

As Sammy mentioned it's important to research the forum and dive in safely.

More importantly please report back! Expound on your experience with some detail about the things.

Thus here is my latest report, I visited The Purple House where I am a regular. Candy at the Purple House filled her mouth with warm coconut oil and then commenced with a.

CBJ. As she engulfed my cocktail frank and let the warm liquid dribble down the shaft, coat my balls and the crack of my ass she slowly massaged the the boys in her hand.

The warmth of her mouth and the ball play are as good as any WAP. I was ready. So off went the cover. I turned my head to watch the reflection on the mirror on the wall since her long and soft black hair was draped across my stomach obstructing my view. Oh what a view for my spank bank. She was brushing the tip around the areola and flicking it against her erect nipples as MicroDickie oozed and then shot a bullseye. Then I gave her a massage which allowed me time to enjoy the softness of her honey colored skin and an excuse to play with her legs and ass until the next monger arrived.

Finally, on the way out she told me that her 24 year old Latina friend Laila was visiting and that she offers FS. Candy is not FS. So if you are new to AMP's apparently you can try a LAMP. (I wrote this earlier this week I see Laila posted on STG under massages. Nice ass!

Since my size is typically too small for FS I must rely on my fellow mongers to report on the tight and small kitties. I will focus on the firm and beautiful titties.

Monger on!

MicroDickie.

Damage 1. 2 plus. 4.

[IAmThePizzaGod]

Do you mean $70 + 120? Or 120 total?

70 to house. + 120 tip.