Massage Parlor Reports

**SpaGuy21** · 07-02-23 13:35

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

I'm with you on that. It's never a good thing to go home smelling like a French brothel. At least not in France.

Whether you enjoy the smell of scented oils and lotions or not, for some, it could lead to many headaches with a significant other. I had a similar situation where I was dating this girl who was always paranoid (rightly so, I guess) and had visited a MP. I didn't go for the finish at the time but didn't tell her either. They had used scented oil, though mild, ladies will pick up on that easy. We were living together so I couldn't just sneak in a shower and had to improvise. Luckily, it was during the summer on a sunny day and I happened to have some spray-on sunblock in my car. That stuff worked like a charm. It cut right through the smell and it was smooth sailing after that. Just a tip if you find yourself in that situation. No way she was going to give me shit for "protecting my skin. " Hahaha. !!

**GeneralObvious** · 07-02-23 11:53

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

New Hope is always good for a quick HJ release. All the girls are OK and will do HE. Pretty decent massage usually.

At New Hope, FS is offered. Coco charges more than Anna though. Don't ask about the damage. Bring enough. After some visits and trust, you should get upgraded to BBFS at no extra charge.

**DMichaels69** · 07-02-23 09:22

So the Korean Spa your speaking of is Ogden Spa in Aurora?

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

If you want to know if there really is more than one girl, call before you arrive and ask if a four hands massage is available to get your answer. If the answer is yes there is two or more girls, if no then it's a one woman operation. When you arrive then you can say you called about 4 hands meet both girls and at the last moment opt down to a single girl, just tell them you changed your mind. One girl alone in a spa, particularly one that offers extras doesn't want you to know she is the only one there she will feel it compromises her safety if you turn out to be a lunatic.

There is a Korean spa that I know of in the burbs that the girl offers L3 service, and I have partaken with her many times, in fact I thank her graciously for getting me through Covid sneaking me in and out of the back door when they were closed on several occasions. Trouble is, she is VERY average in every way and a bit older in her mid to late 40's not ugly but not pretty either, body is very average a bit soft but not too bad. I have seen her enough at this point, but unfortunately after covid she doesn't seem to recruit any other ladies anymore and has been a one woman show for about two years now. Evey once in a while I will call from an unknown number and ask about four hands just to see if she is still alone. The spa works for me other than the fact there is no variety any longer and I have had enough of her. Nice woman just not interested in smashing her any longer.

TP.

**Terrapin911** · 07-02-23 08:30

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

What are you talking about? You were the only one that reviewed that you saw multiple different girls at this spot. I tired multiple times here before and it is always been her there herself. And her excuses always been you just miss the other girl or she is busy or is off that day. But the one constant is Linda is always there. Making me think this is a one woman operation.

If you want to know if there really is more than one girl, call before you arrive and ask if a four hands massage is available to get your answer. If the answer is yes there is two or more girls, if no then it's a one woman operation. When you arrive then you can say you called about 4 hands meet both girls and at the last moment opt down to a single girl, just tell them you changed your mind. One girl alone in a spa, particularly one that offers extras doesn't want you to know she is the only one there she will feel it compromises her safety if you turn out to be a lunatic.

There is a Korean spa that I know of in the burbs that the girl offers L3 service, and I have partaken with her many times, in fact I thank her graciously for getting me through Covid sneaking me in and out of the back door when they were closed on several occasions. Trouble is, she is VERY average in every way and a bit older in her mid to late 40's not ugly but not pretty either, body is very average a bit soft but not too bad. I have seen her enough at this point, but unfortunately after covid she doesn't seem to recruit any other ladies anymore and has been a one woman show for about two years now. Evey once in a while I will call from an unknown number and ask about four hands just to see if she is still alone. The spa works for me other than the fact there is no variety any longer and I have had enough of her. Nice woman just not interested in smashing her any longer.

TP.

**Terrapin911** · 07-02-23 08:01

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.

I get it, and I'll probably catch some shit for it here now for saying this but, since I am lucky enough to not be stuck in a sexless marriage, or filling a void left by a girlfriend who is great other than the fact she doesn't put out enough, I have to say there are times when I rather enjoy catching a waft of scent off myself of the hottie I fucked the shit out of earlier, several hours later in the day. LOL. Now, there have been occasional days when after fucking the shit out of a random hottie, I was to have a visit with my mother a few hours later, and being single, I really don't need the third degree questioning when I run into mum particularly if it happens to be Easter Sunday, so I get it, but generally not usually a problem, and can be a pleasant reminder of that pussy I smashed earlier in the day that nearly always brings a smile.

TP.

**BenBeck** · 07-02-23 02:16

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.

I'm with you on that. It's never a good thing to go home smelling like a French brothel. At least not in France.

**TimWatley1973** · 07-01-23 21:48

Stopped at Orange to see April, got 4 letter for ya. OMFG.

Saw another girl there, young, bikini, looked good. April said one another girl there too. Fuck I'm going to go broke.

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Happy to learn that April is back and is at Orange!

**SpaDude777** · 07-01-23 21:11

Originally Posted by JustAMonger [View Original Post]

Try New Hope Spa, one of my favorites. I always liked Jessica / Coco. Very cute with a little extra weight and a very nice ass as far as Asians Go.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...hicago-il-8322#rubmaps.

Not downtown, but a good part of town.

There are places right downtown, but you would have to uses the location feature on Rubmaps. You don't have to be a paying member to use the search function.

New Hope is always good for a quick HJ release. All the girls are OK and will do HE. Pretty decent massage usually.

**BabyBoy2013** · 07-01-23 17:54

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on the new place at 20 xx W. Lawrence?

They've been intermittently posting here: https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femal.../22998031.html.

I took 1 for the team LOL and it was no good. A late 40's probably 50's not very attractive Asian Lady let me in and said she was the only 1 working. Wasn't worth it so I just left. I would say pass on this guys. Stay safe.

**Uruni4** · 07-01-23 17:53

What's the end and damage look like at this place? FS?

Originally Posted by JustAMonger [View Original Post]

Try New Hope Spa, one of my favorites. I always liked Jessica / Coco. Very cute with a little extra weight and a very nice ass as far as Asians Go.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...hicago-il-8322#rubmaps.

Not downtown, but a good part of town.

There are places right downtown, but you would have to uses the location feature on Rubmaps. You don't have to be a paying member to use the search function.

**SexWithJesus69** · 07-01-23 17:51

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Happy to learn that April is back and is at Orange!

Got a pic of April?

**Mexidan** · 07-01-23 17:01

Happy to learn that April is back and is at Orange!

**Grtalmty1** · 07-01-23 14:32

Visiting next week and have been combing through the forum and am considering: Ozone and Orange. Staying in the Near Northside and curious if there are any I've missed or would be better / closer. Looking for as close to GFE as you can get BBBJ w / CFS. PMs are fine.

**Jinurso** · 07-01-23 13:44

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.

I can understand why that wouldn't be desirable for married dudes, but personally I LOVE when a girl smells like a Victoria's Secret. Nothing better than leaving an incall smelling like sex and candy. It keeps me aroused and thinking about her for the rest of the day.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 07-01-23 13:23

PSA to any providers who are here lurking or shilling:

Stop with the perfume.

Stop with scented lotions.

Even the providers who don't use scented oil on you? You are still using body lotion that is designed to stick to your skin for hours and make you, and anyone you come into contact with, smell like a candy factory. Seriously. Not looking at any place in particular just a general observation.