Escort Reports

[TallMuffin155]

Hi everyone,

I'm very new to all of this, but I've been on the boards for a little bit now. I've heard great things about CJ, and I've already received some advice from a very kind member on how best to contact her as a newbie.

As such, I'm just wondering what general tips are to be making my first time with CJ (or with anyone!) as enjoyable as possible. Thank you all.

[Mr BoyBear]

I have given texting privileges to my little head way too many times and let me tell you, he's a thirsty dumbass. But this one proves that he sees neither looks nor personality and only sees a hole. The only thing this girl is good at is photo angles and use of filters. One would think that when being greeted by a late 20's. Early 30's year old female with big boobs your eyes would immediately check out her sweater stretchers, but nope, holy FUPA. I thought FUPAs of that size only existed in the dessert line at Golden Corral, and definitely not on a 20 something year old. But, little head was still the captain of this Bad Decision Bus and we proceeded our approach to the tunnel of tuna. For a brief moment of clarity the big head almost prevailed with logic and clear thinking when she immediately asked for payment. Which was after already showing up at her location, getting no response, leaving and being begged to come back. But while the big head is thinking ok this is my out, time to go, little head is planning out the physics and geometry of how to get around Mount Fupa and enter the tunnel of tuna. So we paid the toll to the little troll and were shown to the event venue, which was a random place on the floor. As Frida Baggins took her clothes off even the little head was like are you sure you don't just want to go home and beat me? But we've passed the point of no return, as she has now gripped it and put it in her mouth like she trying to extract the cream filling of a Twinkie. You'd think someone who has most definitely done that before she'd be a little better at it but no. So since the money had been paid, and an appointment with my therapist was already set for the next day, fuck it all aboard the bad Decision bus we go. Have her bend over in an attempt to get my halfie in there. As she exposed her windsock the task became much less challenging as a completely cooked noodle would have no issue falling in that cavern. So as the little head is doing some spelunking in the tuna tunnel a wiff of the tunnels namesake punches me in the nostrils and at that point the mission of the entire changed from getting off to getting out and getting into a shower and / or vat of cleaning caustic.

Learn from my mistakes. If your little head is trying to make this bad decision you beat that thing into submission.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/797360055666

DB, Almost swallowed my tongue reading your trainwreck date review. Hilarious. Pretty sure most mongers have a past shame event buried deep or that may still give us the screaming nightmares. Probably not fair but hope your mini me leads you astray again only so you can self exorcise by writing about it. Mr Boybear.

[BrentRS]

Sorta sux, nowhere to wash up, dontca think that's gross. ?

Can't vouch for her current incall except the location. She has hit me up to come see her at it. I haven't seen her there. I saw her at motel before a while back. Yes, sort of gross. Thanks for the heads up.

[JTeller123]

I rarely look at these, but there is more imagination in them than I thought.

These are the Asian ads with the phone numbers in the pics.

That is good stuff, I feel like that they really think that way too when they try to describe the girls at those places. Good find.

[MrLimpBiscuit]

I have been seeing Vanessa for awhile, She has great rates, very open menu and luvs to have fun. Comms are scattered but once you see her a few times she opens up. Her place is in her basement not the nice place but I feel very safe there if your open minded give her a shout.

Sorta sux, nowhere to wash up, dontca think that's gross. ?

[Cj357]

Gentleman of Grand Rapids.

I'll be on your side of the state next week and looking to sample some local talent. A fellow board member recommends Ashly Vixen (link below); any experiences to share with this provider? PM is fine of course. Any other local recommendations?

https://tryst.link/escort/ashleyvixenxox

Thanks in advance!

J.

Her availability is somewhat limited as she only meets till 3 pm Mon. Thru fri. But cassidy James is a great experience. She posts on tryst as well.

Good luck.

CJ.

[Dean27]

I texted Dixie for a change of pace the other day. As usual She asked for cigarettes. I don't mind every so often, but obviously, the goal is to get there to get in and out. She has always been nice and always clean. I know she isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I think she deserves some recognition. It's not the easiest to get ahold of her. One of the most flexible ladies out there she actually got into it with her legs behind her head.

[BrentRS]

She isn't a scam, she is a regular of mine close to collage and Michigan.

She is for real and address given is correct. Sweet gal and a pleaser IMHO definitively worth seeing.

[JamieGreek2019]

Gentleman of Grand Rapids.

I'll be on your side of the state next week and looking to sample some local talent. A fellow board member recommends Ashly Vixen (link below); any experiences to share with this provider? PM is fine of course. Any other local recommendations?

https://tryst.link/escort/ashleyvixenxox

Thanks in advance!

J.

[Darshane]

I rarely look at these, but there is more imagination in them than I thought.

These are the Asian ads with the phone numbers in the pics.

[FunTimes8123]

Location is everywhere LOL. I won't contact her. I'm like 99.999999,% sure it's a scam.

Be safe.

She isn't a scam, she is a regular of mine close to collage and Michigan.

[Cj357]

I have been seeing Vanessa for awhile, She has great rates, very open menu and luvs to have fun. Comms are scattered but once you see her a few times she opens up. Her place is in her basement not the nice place but I feel very safe there if your open minded give her a shout.

Do you have a link or care to share contact info. Feel free to pm me.

CJ.

[FunTimes8123]

MashegoesbythenameofVanessa. She'soverbyLydiaandcollege. Iseeheraboutalegmassagebutservicesyoufullyalso.

I have been seeing Vanessa for awhile, She has great rates, very open menu and luvs to have fun. Comms are scattered but once you see her a few times she opens up. Her place is in her basement not the nice place but I feel very safe there if your open minded give her a shout.

[JTeller123]

I'm not familiar with that website. Also the ad includes a 313 area code, which is typically associated with Detroit, which is three hours east of Grand Rapids.

Others may weigh in, but we find most providers post on skipthegames.com or tryst. Link here in Grand Rapids. Hope you enjoy your sojourn to the mitten.

Welcome.

G2.

Website looks like more of the same like megapersonals and esc ort index etc. Lots of I can give you great memories, and no condoms, and ride a wild hose of your life across the.

Mountains.

[Gene2]

Hope you all are well. I'm scheduled to head to Michigan and checking to see if anyone has seen this one or has any info thank you. https://elpinky.com/united-states/mi...26-130723.html.

I'm not familiar with that website. Also the ad includes a 313 area code, which is typically associated with Detroit, which is three hours east of Grand Rapids.

Others may weigh in, but we find most providers post on skipthegames.com or tryst. Link here in Grand Rapids. Hope you enjoy your sojourn to the mitten.

Welcome.

G2.