Massage Parlor Reports

[ExtraSensation]

A lot of the discussion here seems to center around the "ifs, ands, or buts" of the hobby. The uncertainty of whether or not we'll get good service, what we want, the full amount of time, for the expected amount of money. I've pretty much stopped going to massage parlors because it's such a crap shoot, with so much bullshit to wade through. Sure, there's always that adrenaline that comes with walking in there, not knowing for sure what's going to happen, but I'm really over all that crap with negotiating, language problems, upsells, interruptions during my time, etc etc etc.

What I'm after, and I'm guessing what most of us are after, is a "sure thing". Someplace, someone, where you know what you're going to get, can count on it, and at a fair price. I see indications of these here, every now and then. Now, before I ask, I know that for those of us that have found our "go to" - maybe a real massage, and some sort of really nice happy ending. We may keep that as a closely guarded secret, so I get it if you don't want to share. I had a pretty dependable provider until recently, and am hoping to find another.

Anyone willing to share prospects of "the real deal" to me in a private message will have my deepest thanks and gratitude. In the meantime, stay safe out there.

[Mcigarz]

I've been going to Apple Massage on 85th. Cathy has been a solid choice there.

Is this the same Cathy from Lins up the street?

[MokiMoki]

Recently been trying them out. 3 different providers. Good massage and HJ. Says that offer table shower but haven't tried because it doesn't seem like a FS place so not sure what the point is. They are nice. Reliable massage for the tired days.

Any recs on provider, feel free to dm too, thanks!

[Shogun Hua]

I've been going to Apple Massage on 85th. Cathy has been a solid choice there.

Two new girls at Total Relax. I only saw one face to face. I had a great time with a cute girl, nice body not exactly a spinner, but a thin waist and curves where they count. They get new therapists at the beginning of each month.

Seniors can PM me for details.

[Thefourtwo5]

Hi,

Any recent reviews on this location, thanks!

If this is the one in the strip mall off of 124th, I went about 6 months ago and received a crappy massage with no HE.

[RustyWebfFoot]

50 to the house for 30 minutes. Decent massage with no teasing. Flip and some light teasing then asked for 70 tip to "massage there". Face mask and OTC allowed only. Got the job done and got on with my day. Cute girl.

[SkeletonKey6]

I don't go to these Chinese places anymore, they are expensive and above all unprofessional and dishonest.

Where are some of the non-Chinese AMPs?

[SkeletonKey6]

So this place is apparently strictly only a jack shack and learned that the hard way.

Apple gave a fairly decent massage so I decided to just let her finish the message after it awkwardly became clear there was nothing on the menu except a HJ.

Wish providers (or their pimps) would start advertising accurately to avoid wasting time:

https://us.callescortgirls.ca/escort...cort-24920472/

After massage was done I gave her a 40 tip and she repeatedly acted like I was being super cheap which is fucking ridiculous as it just a massage and nothing else.

Perhaps others have had better experience at this place but I won't be returning.

[VillageRat]

At least the offer happy endings. Whereas Legend in Bothell also has a Table Shower. And does not even do HJs as far as most of us know. I've actually had a TS at Legend with the beautiful and sexy Sofy in hopes of more. But nope, not even a hint of play.

Recently been trying them out. 3 different providers. Good massage and HJ. Says that offer table shower but haven't tried because it doesn't seem like a FS place so not sure what the point is. They are nice. Reliable massage for the tired days.

[Loren Daiz]

Hi,

Any recent reviews on this location, thanks!

Recently been trying them out. 3 different providers. Good massage and HJ. Says that offer table shower but haven't tried because it doesn't seem like a FS place so not sure what the point is. They are nice. Reliable massage for the tired days.

[HouseFriedRice]

In today's current environment, 300 for cfs / BBBJ from an attractive MP 35 or younger is a fair price. When the bitter, ugly whales on TNA are charging 500 for lamer service they are even "competitive".

Really? There are a ton of providers under 500 for a fh on TNA. I wouldn't even accept $$ for cfs at an AMP.

[Marko Ramius]

That's really expensive for AMP. Please don't pay inflated rates, never seen an AMP above 300 before and most are well below that for everything.

I agree 500 is expensive and outside the normal range for AMPs. Review thread in the Everett Massage Parlor thread quoted similar prices. I didn't partake at 500 but suspect that she would have been open to a lower counter offer -- I just didn't care to bother and honestly hate haggling.

In today's current environment, 300 for cfs / BBBJ from an attractive MP 35 or younger is a fair price. When the bitter, ugly whales on TNA are charging 500 for lamer service they are even "competitive".

For a few years I had an early 20's (21 when I met her) viet girl who sometimes worked MPs. We'd worked out 400 for all raw service after a few meetings. She'd change where she worked pretty frequently and would tell me when and where she was working via text. Lost track of her in 2021. She was worth it at that price, lovely face, perfect body and delicious tight pussy.

[SkeletonKey6]

Bordering on rip-off actually. All the women working there are well into 40's-50's and are having to resort to bad biz practices to continue making $$.

They all will 'claim' to not speak any English to their benefit when trying to tell them what you want and for how much.

Amy, KK, and Judy all need to just retire before one of them rips off a less forgiving monger.

They are giving the hobby a bad rap.

Won't go into more details just wanted to warn fellow mongers.

Other contacts of there's to avoid:

206xxxx979.

https://seattle.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../22999572.html

Junzialn Massage.

20xxxx339.

1xx36 Aurora Ave and, Seattle, WA 9x133.

[Mori28]

Saw Kiki a couple weeks ago. Your report is spot on! At first I thought you were scoring her looks a bit high. But then once she tie her hair back, I totally saw her differently. She's absolutely gorgeous! Felt like I was with some Chinese goddess, and one who loves her work!

Went yesterday hoping to see the infamous Yoyo. Neither she or Kiki was there and I didn't see the mamasan. I picked Cici, the much prettier of the two. She's not as pretty as Kiki and isn't built for this work. Half assed 3 minute massage no teasing and then flip. Tried asking $. 4 for a CBJ and I said no, I wanted everything for that. She countered $$. I said no way and that Kiki took care of me for $. 4, she hesitantly agreed. Lame HJ followed by what was maybe the worst CBJ I've ever had, and then mish where she would only let me in half way. Complained the whole time. After I was able to finish her demeanor totally changed. She warmed up to me and told me to ask for her next time. I kinda regret not telling her how lame she was and that I wouldn't ever see her again. Save your money!

I don't go to these Chinese places anymore, they are expensive and above all unprofessional and dishonest.

[BananaBandit]

Lulu (auntie with a 5 face 3 body) met at the door (I thought she was the msn), I asked for Kiki. Kiki walks in a minute later and can see what Aussie was talking about right away. It was not made clear that Lulu was the only other 'girl' working and got suckered into a 4 hands with both of them, damn blood brain drain! Should have just done a solo with Kiki, but fuck it at this point, Lulu's naked fat body actually provided good premature ejac prevention and was able to pound Kiki a lot longer (and in all main positions) than if doing her solo. Kiki is an 8 closing in on a 9 and actually knows how fuck really well too. Lulu did most of the after fun activities with light massage and less than adequate cleanup. WTF happened to hot towels and mouthwash being STANDARD issue after pound town in the AMPs? Lulu said Yoyo is arriving next week (yes, That Yoyo) . The line is going to be circling the building when she arrives and they have dream team Kiki and Yoyo working together LOL. Enjoy mongers and byomw (bring your own mouth wash).

Saw Kiki a couple weeks ago. Your report is spot on! At first I thought you were scoring her looks a bit high. But then once she tie her hair back, I totally saw her differently. She's absolutely gorgeous! Felt like I was with some Chinese goddess, and one who loves her work!

Went yesterday hoping to see the infamous Yoyo. Neither she or Kiki was there and I didn't see the mamasan. I picked Cici, the much prettier of the two. She's not as pretty as Kiki and isn't built for this work. Half assed 3 minute massage no teasing and then flip. Tried asking $. 4 for a CBJ and I said no, I wanted everything for that. She countered $$. I said no way and that Kiki took care of me for $. 4, she hesitantly agreed. Lame HJ followed by what was maybe the worst CBJ I've ever had, and then mish where she would only let me in half way. Complained the whole time. After I was able to finish her demeanor totally changed. She warmed up to me and told me to ask for her next time. I kinda regret not telling her how lame she was and that I wouldn't ever see her again. Save your money!