Massage Parlor Reports

**RolfTorren** · 06-30-23 01:18

WTF man! She told me she was my wife! Why that two timing little. LOL. Glad it worked out. She's an awesome lay. And yes, I also thought she may have gotten her titties done. Highlight of the session for me was DP in standing mish. As I was pounding her ass, she told me to finger her pussy too. It was amazing. She loves it all.

Originally Posted by Nothing24 [View Original Post]

Props to Rolf for reporting Monica was in town over at UFS. Had texted to confirm she would be there and received a prompt response but when I tried to make an appointment a couple hours later, whoever was handling the phone stopped responding. No biggie I thought, maybe whoever was answering was busy with a client. By the time I got there I figured Monica would be free or I would just wait. Well, I ended up waiting a little more than I would have wanted. When I got there a girl probably in her mid to late 30's answered the door. She was the true definition of a spinner, no way she weighed more than 80 pounds. I immediately pictured throwing her around in bed and having my way with her, she was very tiny. If I knew for a fact she was a good time, I would have had no problem just being with her instead, but I didn't feel like rolling the dice. I asked if Monica was available and she said yes and ushered me into a room. I must have waited at least 20 minutes before I got up and was about to walk out and tell them I would be back some other time but just when I opened the door, Monica was walking down the hallway and immediately took me back inside the room and started making out with me. She asked how much time I wanted and I said hhr.

She asked for the house fee and tip, saying she would be right back. Man, she must have taken at least another 20 minutes before she returned. The thing was I could hear her with another client in a nearby room talking in their native language. I should have just walked out the first time and came back later or some other day, but by now I had invested too much time to leave at this point. Eventually she made her way back into the room after freshening up and started making out with me again asking why I hadn't stopped by to see her. I told her I had only recently learned that she was there. She started joking around asking when I was going to make her my wife, sure I said with the caveat that we have sex every day. She agreed but then added that every night as well. Even better LOL! Just as we were about to start with a massage another monger walked into the spa. Tiny girl ushered him in and I heard him request Monica as well. Seemed like she was having a busy day! Tiny girl informed him Monica was busy and that she was available so he must have taken her instead because he didn't leave. I thought maybe this would cause Monica to rush out session since she seemed to be having a busy day but she didn't short me at all and gave me a thorough massage followed by one of her trademark passionate sessions complete with DFK, BBBJ, 69, Rimming, FIV, FIA and Greek. Thankfully I was able to hold out for the grand finale of BBBJCIM which she enthusiastically accommodates. I think she might have gotten her boobs redone because they seemed bigger to me as well. She told me she is here until Friday, so if you want to check her out you don't have much time left.

**RolfTorren** · 06-30-23 01:12

I'm told Mandy, Sharely and Daisy. I've not seen any pf them, apart from nympho Monica who apparently leaves tomorrow. Best table shower in town IMHO.

Originally Posted by Monger234 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know the current lineup at UFS, besides Monica? Any younger 20-30 yrs ladies?

Getting an itch for TS, but don't want to end up with an older lady.

Thanks!

**RolfTorren** · 06-30-23 01:09

Good to know she's still around. Very sweet lady, but not a top model. The table shower was fun. And she loves to give me food!

Originally Posted by SomeWonderer [View Original Post]

Very late night, looking for a good massage & HE, and met with Bailey, average looks, short medium-sized MILF, around 40, wearing pants, sleeveless top with a long sleeve shirt over it; very little exposed. Led me to the room, asked how long and paid the house fee of. 6 for an hour. She left to lock the front door and told me to get ready. She gave a thorough, medium pressure, very relaxing massage with no teasing, although I was able to roam. About half way through, she asked if I wanted to turnover which I did, then asked what area I would like her to focus on. I opted for a CBJ for $. Afterwards, she continued with a short back massage as I was nearly falling asleep. I saw the last room had a TS, which she said was no charge but I would have had to come earlier in the evening and said next time let her know I would like that as well before coming. I would repeat.

**TacoManVa** · 06-30-23 00:04

Originally Posted by MaximusKahn [View Original Post]

There is always going to be mongers who think the world revolves around them and acts like an ass when it doesn't. I agree with you, he is a douche bag.

I'm sure many who have mongered long enough have been on both sides of this coin, and even on the edge at times, and take it as just part of Mongering. I've walked in and been in situations where they made the guy with the appointment wait while they made me happy, and been the guy with an appointment who's waited for them to finish with a walk in.

I've even had times when one of my regulars, after giving me an amazing session ask if she can cut it sort because another customer is waiting. She knows, she's just provided an awesome experience, and that I understand she's working to make money. I have no problem with them cutting me a little short once I'm satisfied, and know they appreciate a helpful attitude. I'm sure regular mongers know what I'm talking about here.

To the Douche bag, in case he's reading this and recognizes himself. Shit happens and the girls want customers, get over yourself. If you're pressed for time, that is your problem.

Minimally call ahead to see if someone is available, but having an appointment works best. Besides there is another spa within 2 miles in most areas there is one, go there.

There is no need to be an ass if they can't accommodate you on command.

Everything that you stated is 100% accurate. If you've been in this hobby for long enough you know that this will happen at some establishments.

**TacoManVa** · 06-30-23 00:01

Originally Posted by ColPucker [View Original Post]

What is the rate for one hour at Hans?

70 for 1 hour, noticing that the prices in Sorrento Valley are leaning this way as is North county. Capri Spa has also raised their price to 70 which is literally across the street from Hans.

**Rumbl343** · 06-29-23 22:12

Hello fellow mongers I'll be in SD next week for a work trip and saw all these amazing reviews on the big titty queen Cathy and was excited to hopefully see her. I did see mention that there might be a talent change at Erma and was wonder if anyone can confirm she is still there? Thanks in advance!

**Nothing24** · 06-29-23 22:07

Originally Posted by Monger234 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know the current lineup at UFS, besides Monica? Any younger 20-30 yrs ladies?

Getting an itch for TS, but don't want to end up with an older lady.

Thanks!

The line up yesterday was Monica Mandy Sharely (sp?) and Daisy. Was met by a spinner at the door when I hooked up with Monica but didn't catch her name. Never saw the other two.

**RobertRock3** · 06-29-23 19:48

Does anyone know how much the Latinas charge a gold spa and other massage parlors?

**ColPucker** · 06-29-23 19:17

Originally Posted by AJaxer11 [View Original Post]

Hans Spa might be a good option. Prices are a bit higher but a few of the girls there fit your description.

What is the rate for one hour at Hans?

**SomeWonderer** · 06-29-23 14:55

Decided to try Healthy Foot again and was looking for Tina, who I briefly saw the last time I was there and kept my interest. I figured, based on my last visit, I would keep the expectations low, be more specific, and, if it's not going as expected, to just settle for and enjoy the massage. Stopped in early evening and was met by a slim, cute lady, in her 40's, wearing a summer dress and smiling. I told her I was there before. The Tina I was looking for was not there and she wasn't sure who that was. While making small talk, I decided to see her, paid the house fee of. 6 for an hour, and asked to take a shower first. After showering, I waited, laying uncovered on my stomach on the table. She entered the room and immediately covered up my entire back side with a sheet, asked what type of pressure, then gave a complete back side massage head to toe, keeping her hands above the sheet; the massage did feel good although I was unable to roam since she stayed at the sides of the table. About 15 minutes later, she removed the sheet uncovering only the back, then started the back massage again with oil and eventually removed the sheet. I thought well if I can't roam to let her know I would like more then when she hit the butt with oil, I slid my legs upward to raise myself. She got the message and started slight teasing. She then asked, if I was looking for something more. I said everything to which she said no sex and motioned no BJ, so what's left. Settled for HJ at. 8. Overall, it was a good experience and I will return.

**Telych** · 06-29-23 14:19

I'm visiting from the DC area and am looking for recommended Korean spas in San Diego. There are a few in my area which are the best.

**SomeWonderer** · 06-29-23 14:18

Not sure what the deleted comments were. Since I am fairly new to the area, I would like to find a provider for routine visits, that I get good vibes from, who's low volume, UTR, with the looks & body that gives me something to desire when that need arises for someone comfortable and familiar with vs the new and unexplored territory (though this also has its advantages).

**SomeWonderer** · 06-29-23 13:58

Very late night, looking for a good massage & HE, and met with Bailey, average looks, short medium-sized MILF, around 40, wearing pants, sleeveless top with a long sleeve shirt over it; very little exposed. Led me to the room, asked how long and paid the house fee of. 6 for an hour. She left to lock the front door and told me to get ready. She gave a thorough, medium pressure, very relaxing massage with no teasing, although I was able to roam. About half way through, she asked if I wanted to turnover which I did, then asked what area I would like her to focus on. I opted for a CBJ for $. Afterwards, she continued with a short back massage as I was nearly falling asleep. I saw the last room had a TS, which she said was no charge but I would have had to come earlier in the evening and said next time let her know I would like that as well before coming. I would repeat.

**Monger234** · 06-29-23 12:45

Does anyone know the current lineup at UFS, besides Monica? Any younger 20-30 yrs ladies?

Getting an itch for TS, but don't want to end up with an older lady.

Thanks!

**MaximusKahn** · 06-29-23 09:33

There is always going to be mongers who think the world revolves around them and acts like an ass when it doesn't. I agree with you, he is a douche bag.

I'm sure many who have mongered long enough have been on both sides of this coin, and even on the edge at times, and take it as just part of Mongering. I've walked in and been in situations where they made the guy with the appointment wait while they made me happy, and been the guy with an appointment who's waited for them to finish with a walk in.

I've even had times when one of my regulars, after giving me an amazing session ask if she can cut it sort because another customer is waiting. She knows, she's just provided an awesome experience, and that I understand she's working to make money. I have no problem with them cutting me a little short once I'm satisfied, and know they appreciate a helpful attitude. I'm sure regular mongers know what I'm talking about here.

To the Douche bag, in case he's reading this and recognizes himself. Shit happens and the girls want customers, get over yourself. If you're pressed for time, that is your problem.

Minimally call ahead to see if someone is available, but having an appointment works best. Besides there is another spa within 2 miles in most areas there is one, go there.

There is no need to be an ass if they can't accommodate you on command.

Originally Posted by HermanMiller [View Original Post]

So I'm sure there are unwritten rules somewhere.

I was in one of my favorite places, after setting up an appointment over text. I made the appointment and arrived on time. When I get there, some other dude, a walk in obviously is looking for a mssage. The masseuse -- bless her soul -- beckons me in. I'm a regular and aI scheduled time.

The guy starts raising his voice at her, telling her that he was there before me. She explains the situation. I'm in the room by this time.

And he asks how long I'm going to be (30 minutes), and then he says: "Ok. I'm going to set a timer for 30 minutes, and then I'll come back. " Friends please don't do that. That guy was a douchebag.

I understand the waiting frustration, but take it on your wives or girlfriends or bosses not your fellow monger (or provider).