Massage Parlor Reports

[Cowboy95]

Smile spa wellness is in a white building. I only saw 1 girl that works there. Older Chinese. Gives a pretty good massage plus your bonus. Not sure if they have a table shower there though.

I've visited this place twice, not worth it IMHO. First visit was with 40+, average looks, little soft in the middle, but not too bad overall. Her massage was on point, was a better than average AMP massage. She had me fired up and ready for the flip, BUT then the upswell happened. I kinda expected it, and I really didn't mind since I had started with 30 minutes, but then she left for a couple of minutes and returned with another, younger masseuse. She told me the new girl would finish the time. While she was younger and more attractive, the massage went from uncovered with some discreet teasing to covered and very poor technique. She was pleasant, but the mood had completely changed. Needless to say I left disappointed.

Rolling the dice, I attempted this place again. This time a 30 ish, maybe 40 girl, seemingly working alone was there. Overall looks of 6. 5-7, had a pretty nice body. Paid for a hour and got started. She gave a good massage, did some grazing, just enough to keeps my hopes up, but always kept a towel slightly covering me. This time I did inquire about any extras, but no dice.

Even with my unsuccessful experiences here, there's probably something more, but I'm not paying any more to find out.

[Prospect7]

Don't do it.

Thanks! Any other recommendations?

[DrayMorton123]

https://eltucanent.wixsite.com/tysonscorner/lucy

Worthwhile? Any details would be appreciated. Can reply here or DM.

Don't do it.

[ChiliPalmetto]

I'm just in town for a few days, had a couple of experiences worth writing up.

I spent some time RTFing and found a brief reference to K Wellness. Called them. Seems that they accept walk-ins and new clients, but they'd rather have a phone appointment, since they're busy.

The lady who greeted me at the door was Risa. Nice enough looking, but a bit older. She took me to a room and told me to get undressed and wait. Asked how long I wanted to be there and when I said 30 minutes, she asked for. 6 which I gave her.

Came back about 15 minutes later to lead me to the table shower. Gave me a very nice TS with a lot of intimate washing, front and back.

Took me back to the room, Risa gave me a nice massage, then seductively ran her nails over me, and let her hair swirl over my body. Very hot.

Risa asked what I wanted. I asked for kissing, but that was off the table. Asked for DATY and she said with FS, DATY and 69 are included. She said FS was 1. 4 extra, which she wanted me to leave on the table. She left, and Jessica came in like the FS pinch hitter.

Jessica is cute enough, a bit flabby, a bit older. She enjoyed the DATY, gave me a little covered BJ, then I finished in mish.

Overall, I think I would repeat but I'm not super confident that the whole experience was worth two bills.

(Sorry if this seems like my first post. I've had to re-create my account a few times over the years.).

[FourNick8]

Has anyone experienced a provider having a breakdown during a session? Recently I was in an AMP with a younger provider who fell to pieces and started crying after I fucked her. She said it wasn't me, but said that it was just too much to be working in the AMP. I'm pretty sure she is not trafficked but just having a bad day. Sorry, not going to provide any more details.

It kinda reminded me of watching a very popular cam girl break down on Chaturbate;.

https://www.showcamrips.com/show-cam...07-024028.html

This only happened to me once before a long time ago in the Philippines. I was spending the night with a 19 yo village girl and after boning her for the third time that night I told her I loved her. Well she started crying and told me she was a bad girl and I was a nice guy and she missed her family. I felt so bad that I bought her a ticket to visit back home and watched her get on the bus. Hopefully she stayed there.

[Prospect7]

https://eltucanent.wixsite.com/tysonscorner/lucy

Worthwhile? Any details would be appreciated. Can reply here or DM.

[LeopardsTown]

I made a pit stop at Eden Spa around mid-evening. Parking pretty easy in the back. The provider I was introduced to was Penny, she looked gorgeous, and so I confirmed that I would take an hour session with her. Penny is about 5-2, C cups, slim build, black hair, pretty face, cheerful and accommodating personality.

Penny took the house fee then left while I finished undressing. When she came back she helped me into a towel and off we went to the table shower. Nice, low table, wide and comfortable. The shower itself was thorough and very relaxing, proper K-spa style. Penny spared nothing and more or less scrubbed and cleaned me twice over. After we returned to the room, we took care of the remaining business, then I lay down while Penny briefly stepped out again. Massage started after she returned, and was surprisingly good. Neck to toes, covered everywhere, good pressure, knew the right spots. I was more tired than I thought, and started to doze off and on through the massage and continued even during the back walking. When she finished I was groggy, and I stayed put, head in hole as she began the LT. Finally she had me flip and began the CBJ. Good start with hand action aiding the tongue work, and she picked up the rhythm as she went along. She thought of starting in CG, then suggested doggy, so I got a nice view in the mirror before switching off to mish to finish off. Good session in all phases, totally unrushed, well worth it and really hit the spot. I said goodbye, assured them I'd stop by again if and when I returned to the area, and was on my way. Total out 80 + 180.

[Prospect7]

Be in town, staying at the Hilton at DCA, tomorrow until Sunday. Looking for recommendations for either outcall to my room or AMP. Would like an actual good massage with extras. Standard handshake ok if everything else is excellent, FS if mediocre. Looking for non rushed sensual tease and pleasure. Thanks in advance.

[DeeMoney23]

I agree! Bella is amazing and my current favorite!

Great Write Up but there is no way I could not leave out Bella from Blue Ocean. She is my top mammary favorite.

[InSearch69]

Smile spa wellness is in a white building. I only saw 1 girl that works there. Older Chinese. Gives a pretty good massage plus your bonus. Not sure if they have a table shower there though.

I was running an errand in Leesburg the other day and checked to see if there are any AMPs in the area. To my surprise, there is one that's downtown area. Anyways, drove over and in the parking lot, I saw a LoCo cruiser parked in the corner. It appeared to be empty, but I really couldn't tell for sure based on window reflection. Wasn't worth the risk, I just made a you turn and left.

However, anyone familiar with that location? White building? Curious to know if it's decent or not.

[JoeyPopkins]

I'm pondering seeing one of these two women. Anybody have a preference between the two? Thanks. I'm normally just an AMP guy who has gone to two Indies that were mediocre at best.

[RockSwithSalt]

I was running an errand in Leesburg the other day and checked to see if there are any AMPs in the area. To my surprise, there is one that's downtown area. Anyways, drove over and in the parking lot, I saw a LoCo cruiser parked in the corner. It appeared to be empty, but I really couldn't tell for sure based on window reflection. Wasn't worth the risk, I just made a you turn and left.

However, anyone familiar with that location? White building? Curious to know if it's decent or not.

I was curious so I did a little digging, very few reviews on Rubmaps, Says they have table shower which is a good sign, however the Website makes it appear as a legitimate spa and their phone doesn't link to any ads where the the other spas fish for business. So I'd say less than 50/50 anything is going to happen there. But I'd love to be proven wrong.

[PSmith0380]

I was running an errand in Leesburg the other day and checked to see if there are any AMPs in the area. To my surprise, there is one that's downtown area. Anyways, drove over and in the parking lot, I saw a LoCo cruiser parked in the corner. It appeared to be empty, but I really couldn't tell for sure based on window reflection. Wasn't worth the risk, I just made a you turn and left.

However, anyone familiar with that location? White building? Curious to know if it's decent or not.

[DisMan6]

Part of my love for pop culture comes from one of my uncles who is a huge movie buff with an extensive collection of movies. I remember one day as a kid looking through his collection of VHS tapes and seeing a box with a hot chick and two teenage dudes with bras on their heads on the cover. This was the most captivating shit I had seen ever and I had to watch. The movie was Weird Science and for those unaware, this movie is a riff on the tale of Dr Frankenstein's monster. Instead of putting together a lumbering monster though, the aforementioned teenage boys virtually compiled the parts to create their ideal chick. The concept of the movie was something that filled me with "Boy, if only. " for much of my young life. Growing into adulthood though, I realized nobody is ideal, you accept flaws, and understand that Frankenstein'd Kelly LeBrock's are relegated to works of fiction. Then last night happened.

Each of the Massive Mammary'd Madams of the Frank Brah Hall of Fame are the source of my adoration for various reasons. Kiko for instance, boasts her spectacular breasts, but is the best masseuse I've experienced in my extensive DMV sampling. Tara can turn on the flirtation and sultriness and have you harder than a Peanut Chew. Blue from Silk Spa used to ted bang me like she got her doctorate in the act, and Nikki once you get her to open up is actually really chill and hilarious. Interestingly though I stumbled upon a provider who is a Weird Science-esque amalgamation of all of the above traits. She is Amanda at Lily Spa.

In this report I'm calling the place Lily Spa because that's what the brahs here know it to be. On the door it says "Queen Spa" and the business cards have a completely different name on them. It's the spot over by the Coca-Cola factory off of Seminary that used to say Lily Spa in the window. I know from previous reports that Coco has left this location so I have no big tedspectations. Events of my day place me in the area though and I figured I'd pop in. I'm welcomed at the door by Amanda who greeted me with a bright smile and hello. She has a cute, round face and pretty smile. Her hair is dyed a medium brown tone and is pinned in a bun. Her build looks very similar to Kiko's but she's wearing an oversized t-shirt and high waisted shorts. Things are a bit camouflaged. I can however see a pair of lovely legs and the silhouette of plump teddies.

As we walked to the room I tell her that she's very pretty. She thanks me, tells me I'm handsome, then with a smile says "you're also" while doing her best Hanz and Franz SNL pose. The sight was so adorable I snort laugh. She reciprocated albeit less nasally. After paying the house fee I strip and hop on the table. She returns and runs her hands over my back and lets out a "whoa". At the beginning of June I started a new push, pull, legs lifting program and with all the back volume, my already thrashed back is full of more knots than the extension cord container in my garage. She asks "Do you like feet?" To which I replied "Are you asking if I have a foot fetish or if I like back walking?" She laughs, then comically snaps a serious look on her face and says "Both". I said "The answer is 'yes' to both. " She says "Oh you LIKE feet?" then kicks off one of her sandals and puts her foot on the table by my face while wiggling her toes. I slowly licked her across all five toes and sucked the big one when I got to it. She gasps, said "That made my pussy wet. " and smiled while letting out a giggle. If I had gotten any harder, she would have been able to spin me on that massage table like Leonardo DiCaprio's Inception totem.

She hops onto the table and begins my back walk. I'm not really a huge fan of the back walk to be honest but when I'm offered it I'll accept. I'm glad I did this particular time because it was the best I've experienced. She gracefully walked all over my back and my back was audibly cracking like a handful of glow sticks. If you would have put your ear to the door you would've thought she was walking on bubble wrap. If you listened a little longer you would've heard a sound that was me moaning euphorically, but you would've thought I was a dying swan having its feathers pulled out. Amanda asked if I was enjoying it. I told her "I've never done drugs, but I imagine this is what it feels like. " She burst into laughter and dropped down from the back walk.

After coming down she straddles my glutes and tells me that if I feel good she's going to switch to hands and massage me with oil. I heard her and agreed but wasn't completely paying attention. Part of what I'm sure you all have found to be the charm of Asian women is that they are the softest women on the planet. Amanda is exceptionally soft. When her thighs wrapped around my glutes there was a remarkable silky softness to them. She dismounted, hoisted up her shorts, oiled up and mounted my ass again. This time her legs slid against mine and I was enveloped by a baby dolphin level of smoothness as I received a back rub that was as good as any I've ever gotten from Kiko. After a few moments this heavenly bliss came to an end. She hopped off to my dismay and stood at the top of my head. She began strong strokes down my back smashing her teddies into the top of my head. While nice, all I really feel during this Ted Head portion of my massage is bra. Although I am in utter massage ecstasy, I can't help but beg the AMP universe that this bra isn't the real hero of her torso. This visit is a blast, but getting her topless only to find padding and mosquito bites will be devastating. I am hot toweled after a little while, soft touched wonderfully and flipped.

Post flip a soft touch of the front begins. After Amanda tickle teases junior and the guys, I take the opportunity to get familiar myself. I really wanted to feel her legs with my hands, so I run my hand up her calf and onto her hamstring. The feeling of her satiny skin drives me to run my hand up the leg of her shorts and caress her ass. To my surprise the ass cheek I grabbed was thick and as soft as her legs. Now her ass isn't going to trick you into thinking she's a Latina wearing a Mission Impossible mask and masquerading as an Asian woman. It is however soft and thick to the touch. She smiles and asks if I like while she toys with junior. I assure her I do but what I really want is the teddies. I get her out of her shirt, whip the teds out of her bra and my worries are allayed. Google "Nene Tanaka JJDA-024" and that's a good example of what I saw. Amanda's teddies have Tara sized nipples though and they are brown in tone. I softly squeeze and caress her teddies like they contain the meaning of life. The silky skin is consistent over her entire body and I am convinced she only bathes in milk and rose petals. I'm also invited to nurse, an invitation I accept with eagerness.

She's been giving me a tugger this whole time but I haven't been paying that any mind. She tells me that she's going to ted bang me since I like them so much and that promise was the only thing that would've made me let go. Moon Knight wouldn't have been able to beat me off of those teddies. Amanda oils up junior and the girls and gives me an exceptional ted banging. It's taking me a bit but there's no clock watching only passionate technique and dirty talk. Eventually I grail spray the hell out of myself due to the angle. She looks at the mess and says "Wow. That's pregnant on the first try. " We both burst into laughter. She does her comical snap to seriousness gag again and says "This isn't laughing time, this is sexy time. " She grabs my piece and begins tugging it again for a few minutes, curling my toes so violently I almost sprained my ankle. Hot towel, XOXO, 7 house, 8 Amanda, water bottle, pinky promises to return and farewell. I have every intention to keep Amanda in my rotation, and if for some reason she disappears, I'll feel shittier than Chet. Update time!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.

2. Amanda at Lily Spa. She has the potential to bump Kiko from the top spot. We'll see how it goes after a few visits.

3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.

6. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.

8. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.

Got to get this thing back to 10.

Frankie.

Missed these posts. You're the MVP.

[DisMan6]

Since Joyce is back on the scene I'll pass along a close friend's experience with her when she snapped a photo of him as he walked up to the room. It's why she steps outside to greet her clients. My friend made her delete the photo but you know how that goes these days. Just a tid bit of info from a friend.

Q.

Hmm I've never had this happen to me with Joyce.