Massage Parlor Reports

**Craiglyszt** · 06-28-23 05:29

Originally Posted by Leon065 [View Original Post]

Never asked, but my guess is they grab a handful from the Department of Health during regular check-ups. That's what I'd do if I was them.

After the task is done, just ask them.

**Leon065** · 06-28-23 00:18

Never asked, but my guess is they grab a handful from the Department of Health during regular check-ups. That's what I'd do if I was them.

Originally Posted by StyleNProfile [View Original Post]

Random question but does anyone know what type of condoms the AMPs around here use?

I have a lack of sensitivity downstairs so the type of cover has a significant impact on whether I can actually feel anything during the main event. In fact until I started visiting the AMPs, I thought that all covers were equally terrible and fun limiting. I've tried many types over the years. Trojan, Skyn, a lot that advertise as "thin" or whatever. I also have above-average girth so usually need something Magnum or large size. Most regular sizes are too tight to be comfortable or won't go on at all.

Anyway for whatever reason, the condoms they provide at the AMPs have been the best I've ever used, by a wide margin. They're tight but not uncomfortable, and while no cover will ever be as a good as raw, I can actually feel quite a bit through them. One of the girls actually got me to pop with a CBJ not too long ago, which prior to I would have thought was a medical impossibility.

I have been to several different parlors and the condoms have felt the same at each one. So I wonder if they get them all from the same place / use the same kind. If anyone has any info I would great appreciate it, because I'd like to start using these for all my non-AMP dates.

**Leon065** · 06-28-23 00:08

I heard the news left her lying on her back. But I could have been mistaken.

Originally Posted by Azmodeus56 [View Original Post]

I thought this was the Massage Parlor Reports thread not the politics thread. Before you start with me I'm a libertarian because I can't stand either side. At this time we have the best government money can buy. You want to see real democracy in action look a Italy. To run for president all to have to do is sign a paper not have millions of dollars in your "war chest" or donations from large industry lobbyist. Each candidate is given air time and print space for their campaign. A porn star ran for president in Italy and she almost won.

**FlaWill** · 06-27-23 17:15

Originally Posted by TimmyHill [View Original Post]

Saw cops outside of Bo on Sunday. Hopefully they weren't raided and it was for something else.

There were no Orange County Booking Reports for their "line of business" on Sunday or Monday.

**Azmodeus56** · 06-27-23 13:00

I thought this was the Massage Parlor Reports thread not the politics thread. Before you start with me I'm a libertarian because I can't stand either side. At this time we have the best government money can buy. You want to see real democracy in action look a Italy. To run for president all to have to do is sign a paper not have millions of dollars in your "war chest" or donations from large industry lobbyist. Each candidate is given air time and print space for their campaign. A porn star ran for president in Italy and she almost won.

**TimmyHill** · 06-26-23 20:30

Saw cops outside of Bo on Sunday. Hopefully they weren't raided and it was for something else.

**Koolakulak** · 06-26-23 19:47

Originally Posted by Kevna34 [View Original Post]

I still text Monica on WeChat. She is definitely a 10 IMO. How was sailing the ocean with her? Is she looking for work during this time?

Sounds like I will need to make a visit to Ocean. What is the rate and how are the other girls? Can I request for a line up or can I call ahead and make an appointment with Monica?

**ClosetFaucet** · 06-26-23 15:33

Trump 2024!

**Bjceb** · 06-26-23 14:30

I am talking to everyone!

Originally Posted by DnaDonor [View Original Post]

You should direct your comment to the one who made the political post about DeSantis.

**Spice Shot** · 06-26-23 13:16

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No, he was right, that uber stuff you posted needed to be in the trap. The words you were looking or here were "oh, you're right, I'm sorry, I'll ask A2 to move it

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**Retro21** · 06-26-23 12:39

Originally Posted by DnaDonor [View Original Post]

Sorry, only a socialist or globalist would find your DeSantis post funny, as he simply is trying to stop the far left from sexualizing children by preventing teachers for indoctrinating kids into Marxism.

Ah yes, of course, only socialists oppose fascism and theocracy. My guy, you are on an online massage parlor board (most of which are asian). You ARE the globalist LOL. We all are.

**Bjceb** · 06-26-23 10:23

If you want to talk about politics, please at least bring it to the rat trap or social media.

The board and this thread is about the important stuff like Pu $$why, blowjobs and fuc $ing!

Just saying.

Originally Posted by DnaDonor [View Original Post]

Sorry, only a socialist or globalist would find your DeSantis post funny, as he simply is trying to stop the far left from sexualizing children by preventing teachers for indoctrinating kids into Marxism.

**Spice Shot** · 06-26-23 09:55

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The first thing was a joke, maybe you didn't find it funny but it was clearly a joke, this post was all that stupid fucking rhetoric that you red blue idiots have to inject into everything so that nobody can enjoy themselves.

Don't do that shit on review threads.

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**JadaMon** · 06-26-23 08:07

I had a dream about VIP Spa on Kirkman.

A sexy, petite lady named KiKi assisted me at an hour for. 8 Mario Coins. There was a table shower option but KiKi stayed clothed the entire time so there as no Nuru Massage. There must have been a lot of dirt on my groin as she spent quite a decent amount of time trying to clean it.

Back to the room for a mediocre massage that turned into FS extras for a couple more Mario Coins but not everything is the same as MM. There was BBBJ. There was 1/2 of a 69 where I was allowed to look but not touch. A cover was put on for Cowgirl, Mish and Doggy. There was no CIM option to finish.

I would call it 75% as good as MM for 40% more coins. But then again, I was dreaming.

Originally Posted by Koolakulak [View Original Post]

Are OS and VIP FS places like MM, or just HE?

**Everlast1** · 06-26-23 07:56

Originally Posted by Kevna34 [View Original Post]

This is what worries me how this is all staying quiet. I've been waiting for an article with faces but nothing. LE is definitely keeping this under wraps currently because they're probably trying to bust others before it all goes public. Stay safe out there fellas. If I was in Orlando I would not be partaking in the hobby at the time. Go to NYC, LA, Thailand, Germany etc until this all blows over IF it blows over and ever comes back.

Its Quiet because its not over.