Strip Club Reports

[Bmarr77]

Decided to stop by for lunch. Figured wth and was met by KAT, she had stockings on and that is a winner for me. We settles on $1. 4 for everything. Lots of rules. Only do doggie, CBJ, no sucking on tits. I had old man problems like I usually do in the VIP. Still the limited options kinda sucked. But she is really tight, so good luck lasting. Lunch was good too.

Brunette with long hair, saggy tits? Sounds like you had a good time, good for you!

[Wiggles0923]

Decided to stop by for lunch. Figured wth and was met by KAT, she had stockings on and that is a winner for me. We settles on $1. 4 for everything. Lots of rules. Only do doggie, CBJ, no sucking on tits. I had old man problems like I usually do in the VIP. Still the limited options kinda sucked. But she is really tight, so good luck lasting. Lunch was good too.

[Korlock]

Hello everybody. I live in SW Michigan and I am thinking about making the trip to the Detroit area on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday to visit one of the local clubs for some extras. Does anybody have any suggestions on where I should go and when I should go there with a budget of $200-$300? Can anybody give thorough descriptions or even pictures of the VIP areas of the various clubs? I have some old injuries and I do not bend well so comfort and space are important to me. Any tips or advice for ensuring that I have the best possible time on my potential visit? Is it even worth driving 2+ hours for the experiences reported here? I would truly appreciate any advice or guidance that anybody can offer.

Have to agree with the other poster and recommend an AMP instead if comfort is a concern. The VIP rooms aren't going to be incredibly accommodating of any injuries you have which would make something that should be fun uncomfortable instead.

[Bozack]

My 100% indicator that I'm going to have a shitty time is a doorman / security in a tux.

I don't have the same perspective as many here since I've been in the area for less than a year.

I will say that the 'low-end' clubs in the Dearborn / Inkster areas are a pretty rare beast. I've been to many cities in the states and tried to indulge in most of them, and there aren't many places in the country where you can visit a place which is pretty much a legitimate whorehouse with a full bar and some dancers, with no pretentious vibes or fake niceties. Maybe that isn't everyone's vibe, but I dig it a lot. Shelling out $4 or more for a disinterested girl with GPS in a nice, upscale club is as soulless an experience as a man can (over) pay for.

I've found the talent to be pretty nice at the low-end level. I'm not expecting underwear models. But I'm also not looking for underwear models, because I think most of the time they're pretty subpar lays. If I'm going to put money on the table, I want to have fun with someone who can at least act like they're enjoying what we're doing. And in the low-end clubs, I've found several girls who are either very convincing actresses, or actually have some fun with their jobs.

[Korlock]

Now that you've described her, I know who Autumn is. I've had no experience with her myself, other than a hello but I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed your time with her. Do you think you've found yourself a new regular with her?

To be honest with you, I've met a few girls at Bogart's that I like enough to want to both sit and chat with them for a while and do repeat VIP experiences with. Autumn's definitely one of those girls. It took me a while to get at it, but she has a fun personality beneath the stripper veneer, which is always a fun thing to discover. If I were to really want to establish that sort of 'regular' dynamic with someone there, it would be with the goal of seeking carryout services on a semi-regular basis. So I'd have to feel comfortable enough with her to want to spend time with her outside of the club environment.

I'm not at that level with anyone I've met there, yet. But I am enjoying the fact that I have never had a bad time when I've shown up for day shift.

[JDoe1969]

Hello everybody. I live in SW Michigan and I am thinking about making the trip to the Detroit area on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday to visit one of the local clubs for some extras. Does anybody have any suggestions on where I should go and when I should go there with a budget of $200-$300? Can anybody give thorough descriptions or even pictures of the VIP areas of the various clubs? I have some old injuries and I do not bend well so comfort and space are important to me. Any tips or advice for ensuring that I have the best possible time on my potential visit? Is it even worth driving 2+ hours for the experiences reported here? I would truly appreciate any advice or guidance that anybody can offer.

Honestly, I would skip the drive. Find you an AMP in Jackson, Lansing or Flint, depending where you are coming from. Skip the club maybe find a local gal to spend the money on instead. You are going to burn through 200-300 so quick here, it won't be worth the drive of 2 hours.

[UrinalDeuce]

Hello everybody. I live in SW Michigan and I am thinking about making the trip to the Detroit area on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday to visit one of the local clubs for some extras. Does anybody have any suggestions on where I should go and when I should go there with a budget of $200-$300? Can anybody give thorough descriptions or even pictures of the VIP areas of the various clubs? I have some old injuries and I do not bend well so comfort and space are important to me. Any tips or advice for ensuring that I have the best possible time on my potential visit? Is it even worth driving 2+ hours for the experiences reported here? I would truly appreciate any advice or guidance that anybody can offer.

[Incognito1234]

All extremely salient points. I think it's probably safe to say that, like most things, clubs are giving people less for what they pay than they were some years back. It's a trend that spans across just about every industry imaginable. And it does suck.

Did you wind up going out last night? I did day shift at Bogie's, and, as I'm coming to expect, had a wonderful time. Spent a lot of time at the bar talking to Autumn, the white girl with the glasses. She's awkward in a way that I found endearing. Fun in the back, too. Best way I could describe her. Both from speaking to her at the bar and engaging in extracurriculars. Is that she has something of a girl next door vibe. Less PSE than I've had from other girls. More tender. Took her time, lots of embracing, kissing, and lightly scratching each other's backs before getting into it. Very fun, very refreshing experience. Offered a discount on a second round which I was thinking about taking her up on, but didn't find her before my time had drawn short and had to get going.

Going to put a pretty firm YMMV on this report because I did spend so much time talking with her before we wound up in the back together.

No, I didn't go out last night, although I seriously considered it. For some reason, I just couldn't get it out of my mind how bad it would be to make the drive and bust out. It's pretty bad when the choice is between kicking back and home and potentially getting my dick wet. Maybe if the talent has improved the next time I venture out, I'll start going more as well.

Now that you've described her, I know who Autumn is. I've had no experience with her myself, other than a hello but I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed your time with her. Do you think you've found yourself a new regular with her?

[Wiggles0923]

All great points!

My perspective is a bit different, as I've been hitting the clubs since about 2001-ish. I remember going to FC on Fridays and the place was maxed out by 10 pm. You might get some standing room space on the 2nd floor if you were lucky. The girls looked like one model after model, stunner after stunner. Of course, action was lap dance city. In time things got more and more competitive and therefore more open, starting 2008-ish or so, especially as Colosseum, Penthouse, and Hustler opened their doors. If you want some, you'll get pretty much whatever you want. I don't think SCs provide that service in any other market across the country.

The second tier clubs always had their hit or miss on talent, but I've hit a few stunners at BGs over the years, so they're out there, usually check-to-cheek with the over the hill dancers and the 'OMG don't look at her, just watch the ball game' talent levels (usually larger).

Really with my bad back, knees and longer legs, I need to set up meets outside the club.

[Korlock]

As I type this, I'm 50-50 on venturing out tonight. It's a rainy day and Monday is North's dance day, so who knows, maybe I'll find someone new.

All extremely salient points. I think it's probably safe to say that, like most things, clubs are giving people less for what they pay than they were some years back. It's a trend that spans across just about every industry imaginable. And it does suck.

Did you wind up going out last night? I did day shift at Bogie's, and, as I'm coming to expect, had a wonderful time. Spent a lot of time at the bar talking to Autumn, the white girl with the glasses. She's awkward in a way that I found endearing. Fun in the back, too. Best way I could describe her. Both from speaking to her at the bar and engaging in extracurriculars. Is that she has something of a girl next door vibe. Less PSE than I've had from other girls. More tender. Took her time, lots of embracing, kissing, and lightly scratching each other's backs before getting into it. Very fun, very refreshing experience. Offered a discount on a second round which I was thinking about taking her up on, but didn't find her before my time had drawn short and had to get going.

Going to put a pretty firm YMMV on this report because I did spend so much time talking with her before we wound up in the back together.

[Lamarr]

All great points!

My perspective is a bit different, as I've been hitting the clubs since about 2001-ish. I remember going to FC on Fridays and the place was maxed out by 10 pm. You might get some standing room space on the 2nd floor if you were lucky. The girls looked like one model after model, stunner after stunner. Of course, action was lap dance city. In time things got more and more competitive and therefore more open, starting 2008-ish or so, especially as Colosseum, Penthouse, and Hustler opened their doors. If you want some, you'll get pretty much whatever you want. I don't think SCs provide that service in any other market across the country.

The second tier clubs always had their hit or miss on talent, but I've hit a few stunners at BGs over the years, so they're out there, usually check-to-cheek with the over the hill dancers and the 'OMG don't look at her, just watch the ball game' talent levels (usually larger).

[JackOfClubs]

I don't have the same perspective as many here since I've been in the area for less than a year.

I will say that the 'low-end' clubs in the Dearborn / Inkster areas are a pretty rare beast. I've been to many cities in the states and tried to indulge in most of them, and there aren't many places in the country where you can visit a place which is pretty much a legitimate whorehouse with a full bar and some dancers, with no pretentious vibes or fake niceties. Maybe that isn't everyone's vibe, but I dig it a lot. Shelling out $4 or more for a disinterested girl with GPS in a nice, upscale club is as soulless an experience as a man can (over) pay for.

I've found the talent to be pretty nice at the low-end level. I'm not expecting underwear models. But I'm also not looking for underwear models, because I think most of the time they're pretty subpar lays. If I'm going to put money on the table, I want to have fun with someone who can at least act like they're enjoying what we're doing. And in the low-end clubs, I've found several girls who are either very convincing actresses, or actually have some fun with their jobs.

Agree! Even a bad day at Bogie or H8 is still awesome when you think about it!

[Incognito1234]

Well, In My Humble Opinion: in many ways, it's better.

Places like FC and LS still have premium talent (but, to your point, definitely a drop off at Hamilton clubs and that overall second tier, of clubs but let's be honest, it always was a drop off).

Services are a way wider menu than 10 years ago and 15 years ago.

But now, over the past few years, the GPS virus has taken hold at many locales, making services unaffordable.

In addition, the inroads of AMPs, coupled with the Detroit crackdown and impacts from Covid shutdowns and customers wary of bars have driven club volumes lower, making it less attractive for the "independent contractors" to make a living.

While I can't comment on FC and LS, because I don't go there, I'm somewhat a regular and H8 N and Bogart's. I used to go to Henry's South a lot but as we know, it's closed now.

As far as the attractiveness level at either H8 N or Bogart's, it's gone downhill. For instance, I was at Bogart's on day shift recently and, disappointingly, it was old home week. There were a number of dancers I knew from South and of course, Tori was there. Tori is a Bogart's fixture and alone is enough to turn customers away. Of the two clubs, I frequent, I go North most often. I used to have a number of semi regulars on nights but not anymore. The only once I see with any regularity is Nicole and days and I've reviewed her extensively.

I've found that new or newer girls are far less negotiable as well, so yeah, GPS is a problem too. If some of you pay $200 for 15-20 minutes in a cramped back room, well, more power to you, but not me. Keep in mind that when you do that, it pushes pricing up across the board, for everyone.

So, fewer choices and less negotiable are definitely detractions and the biggest reason that I don't go to the clubs as often as I used too. At one point, I was going once and sometimes twice a week and now, it's once or twice a month at most. The last review that I posted was the first time I'd been out been out before that, in maybe 5-6 weeks. I thought about going out last week but it's a 1/2 hour drive out there for me and it's very disappointing to make that drive only to have it be a bust out. So, I stayed home.

I've seen the SC mentioned a number of times and have considered going over there but the problem is that I'm not really known there anymore. Ten years ago, it was a different story but now, I don't know anyone at all. Being an unknown can make things a bit more difficult.

Quite honestly and I'm sure that many of you will disagree, is one of the main reasons the selection is worse is because of the low unemployment rate. It's 3.7%. Not all the girls are addicts and other decent paying options make money a bit easierdoing something else, instead of the nightly hustle to sell their bodies. On the plus side, new models come out every year.

As I type this, I'm 50-50 on venturing out tonight. It's a rainy day and Monday is North's dance day, so who knows, maybe I'll find someone new.

[Korlock]

Well, In My Humble Opinion: in many ways, it's better.

Places like FC and LS still have premium talent (but, to your point, definitely a drop off at Hamilton clubs and that overall second tier, of clubs but let's be honest, it always was a drop off).

Services are a way wider menu than 10 years ago and 15 years ago.

But now, over the past few years, the GPS virus has taken hold at many locales, making services unaffordable.

In addition, the inroads of AMPs, coupled with the Detroit crackdown and impacts from Covid shutdowns and customers wary of bars have driven club volumes lower, making it less attractive for the "independent contractors" to make a living.

I don't have the same perspective as many here since I've been in the area for less than a year.

I will say that the 'low-end' clubs in the Dearborn / Inkster areas are a pretty rare beast. I've been to many cities in the states and tried to indulge in most of them, and there aren't many places in the country where you can visit a place which is pretty much a legitimate whorehouse with a full bar and some dancers, with no pretentious vibes or fake niceties. Maybe that isn't everyone's vibe, but I dig it a lot. Shelling out $4 or more for a disinterested girl with GPS in a nice, upscale club is as soulless an experience as a man can (over) pay for.

I've found the talent to be pretty nice at the low-end level. I'm not expecting underwear models. But I'm also not looking for underwear models, because I think most of the time they're pretty subpar lays. If I'm going to put money on the table, I want to have fun with someone who can at least act like they're enjoying what we're doing. And in the low-end clubs, I've found several girls who are either very convincing actresses, or actually have some fun with their jobs.

[Lamarr]

IMHO.

The talented is not anywhere near where used to be for decades.

Well, In My Humble Opinion: in many ways, it's better.

Places like FC and LS still have premium talent (but, to your point, definitely a drop off at Hamilton clubs and that overall second tier, of clubs but let's be honest, it always was a drop off).

Services are a way wider menu than 10 years ago and 15 years ago.

But now, over the past few years, the GPS virus has taken hold at many locales, making services unaffordable.

In addition, the inroads of AMPs, coupled with the Detroit crackdown and impacts from Covid shutdowns and customers wary of bars have driven club volumes lower, making it less attractive for the "independent contractors" to make a living.