Massage Parlor Reports

[Katanakana]

LMPs are next. DGs in Miami has closed. I was so tempted to try some of the new LMPs in Deerfield but I'm just not willing to risk it. The quality of this hobby has plummeted. LC is nothing but street walkers who can keep a phone for a few days. Anyone halfway decent looking with positive reviews are asking for ridiculous rates. This is what happens when religious nationalism gets normalized. We've told other nations not to impose their religious beliefs and "morals" on their people, but I guess its now ok for us to do it here.

How the fuck did we get here.

Look at the title.

[CoolBreeze99]

Hey friends,

There are definitely some hidden gems out there and it seems the LMP's are getting a pass, although who knows how long that will last. Its been a good run these last few years. Be careful out there and be safe.

LMPs are next. DGs in Miami has closed. I was so tempted to try some of the new LMPs in Deerfield but I'm just not willing to risk it. The quality of this hobby has plummeted. LC is nothing but street walkers who can keep a phone for a few days. Anyone halfway decent looking with positive reviews are asking for ridiculous rates. This is what happens when religious nationalism gets normalized. We've told other nations not to impose their religious beliefs and "morals" on their people, but I guess its now ok for us to do it here.

How the fuck did we get here.

[JMiller7467]

Hey friends,

I just wanted to pop on here and make a few comments on the crazy month that we just had. I'll be honest and say that I probably won't be super active considering what went down. But feel free to send me a message if you want to reminisce about the good old days.

With that being said, what's happening across the state is very troubling for the hobby. Busts are happening everywhere. Sarasota, Venice, Orlando, and many throughout South Florida. The places that didn't get busted are voluntarily closing. The few places that are still open are requesting that nothing be posted online. In fact one of the ladies texted me upset that someone had written a review just 2 weeks ago. Girls are choosing to stay away from Florida. One girl was here at the start of the month and left 5 days later because she didn't want any trouble. Girls that used to come here frequently, don't plan on coming back anytime soon. It's unfortunately the way things are now.

There are definitely some hidden gems out there and it seems the LMP's are getting a pass, although who knows how long that will last. Its been a good run these last few years. Be careful out there and be safe.

I can't say that I blame them. The superstar from MF continues to pile up charges. Now has racketeering charges which has a minimum sentence of 20 years. If convicted will serve 85% of that in federal prison and get out when she's 57 as she is 40 now. No one has even set up a gofund me account for her. Come on guys, get some money on the books for her LOL.

[LofterB]

Hey friends,

I just wanted to pop on here and make a few comments on the crazy month that we just had. I'll be honest and say that I probably won't be super active considering what went down. But feel free to send me a message if you want to reminisce about the good old days.

With that being said, what's happening across the state is very troubling for the hobby. Busts are happening everywhere. Sarasota, Venice, Orlando, and many throughout South Florida. The places that didn't get busted are voluntarily closing. The few places that are still open are requesting that nothing be posted online. In fact one of the ladies texted me upset that someone had written a review just 2 weeks ago. Girls are choosing to stay away from Florida. One girl was here at the start of the month and left 5 days later because she didn't want any trouble. Girls that used to come here frequently, don't plan on coming back anytime soon. It's unfortunately the way things are now.

There are definitely some hidden gems out there and it seems the LMP's are getting a pass, although who knows how long that will last. It's been a good run these last few years. Be careful out there and be safe.

Well said, It seems the federally want us stuck with our dicks in our hands until we get married and divorced & repeat. In the words of Herbert Morrison "Oh the humanity!

[FootyFanatic14]

Hey friends,

I just wanted to pop on here and make a few comments on the crazy month that we just had. I'll be honest and say that I probably won't be super active considering what went down. But feel free to send me a message if you want to reminisce about the good old days.

With that being said, what's happening across the state is very troubling for the hobby. Busts are happening everywhere. Sarasota, Venice, Orlando, and many throughout South Florida. The places that didn't get busted are voluntarily closing. The few places that are still open are requesting that nothing be posted online. In fact one of the ladies texted me upset that someone had written a review just 2 weeks ago. Girls are choosing to stay away from Florida. One girl was here at the start of the month and left 5 days later because she didn't want any trouble. Girls that used to come here frequently, don't plan on coming back anytime soon. It's unfortunately the way things are now.

There are definitely some hidden gems out there and it seems the LMP's are getting a pass, although who knows how long that will last. Its been a good run these last few years. Be careful out there and be safe.

[ChuckBukowski]

Going to visit soon, wanted to check if famous 7 still working as usual after issue with MF?

Remembered good experience last time at 7, appreciate if anyone can suggest non AMP on same line. TIA.

Stopped by earlier this week. New set of girls but Bella told me she was leaving today or yesterday and won't be back anytime soon so decided to see her again for one last time. Still the same good ol 7 star. Can't speak on the new girls though.

[ontheside]

Was there about 3 weeks ago and the service was still outstanding. Everything you could imagine.

[ChristLenth]

Does anyone have info on these: https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45336/

Hello. You got any feedback?

Thanks in advanced.

[Member #6452]

Check PM BadAssCb91.

Had a dream late 2022. She was relatively new to the area. Standard LMP type service but done well. Upgrade to CFS was an extra benj at the time.

Not a fan of the venue so although she was cute and the service was good, too uncomfortable and dealing with that busy spa atmosphere sucks.

Figured she would get popular.

If this is an LMP, could I get the address?

[Member #6452]

Visiting from the west coast, Lona interested me a year ago. Is the info still accurate or have things changed? Would appreciate a PM, thanks!

[Hell28]

Any recommendations for prostate milking, preferably an Incall place? Spa or private works for me.

Thanks.

[TheBoy8292]

Going to visit soon, wanted to check if famous 7 still working as usual after issue with MF?

Remembered good experience last time at 7, appreciate if anyone can suggest non AMP on same line. TIA.

[BigLuber]

Hey all,

Fellow Monger from Tampa area. I am going to be in Davie area for a meeting. Can anyone give me some guidance. Looking for a good strong massage and HE. If possible maybe a little CBJ not a must. Prefer an attractive provider doesn't have to be young just a nice smile and in good shape for her age. I am 50 so do not need a 25 yr old sort of seems none of them can do a good massage anyway at that age. Sorry to ramble on but really hoping to find a spot and not be disappointed. Feel free to send private or post here. I will be happy to give advise for my area in trade. Thanks all!

Aging.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...davie-fl-33826#rubmaps.

[RackHam32]

Noticed this place had a bunch of recent reviews, then realized they are all by very recently created users with only a single review. I had an experience there months ago that was middling.

Tried out Mosin, lady spoke pretty good english so I was able to communicate easily, decently attractive mid 40's. Good experience. She offered a 4 hand with another, but I only brought just enough for 2 hands.

[AgingMale]

Hey all,

Fellow Monger from Tampa area. I am going to be in Davie area for a meeting. Can anyone give me some guidance. Looking for a good strong massage and HE. If possible maybe a little CBJ not a must. Prefer an attractive provider doesn't have to be young just a nice smile and in good shape for her age. I am 50 so do not need a 25 yr old sort of seems none of them can do a good massage anyway at that age. Sorry to ramble on but really hoping to find a spot and not be disappointed. Feel free to send private or post here. I will be happy to give advise for my area in trade. Thanks all!

Aging.