Massage Parlor Reports

[Scott585]

I'm pretty sure this place just opened up. It still says yoga on the sign. I was walking to 99 to buy some drinks. Saw they were open, walked in and one girl showed up, she is fat and ugly.

Fuck this, I was ready to walk out, she stopped, and called YoYo out. YoYo was in black dress, skinny little Asian girl, about 4'3, C cup, but those looks very big on her, cause she is small.

I did half hour session for total of 160. She was sweet, and cute. She is my type, I'm into small size girls. After paid the tip, we started with a DFK. I massaged her for a while, asked for CBJ. She went down, blow for like 10 minutes. Asked me if I want BBBJ or table shower for extra 20. Not for me. So we finished with a classic CFS, missionary mode. I went a little over time, but she was very nice about it.

Great Service.

Check your dm. Tried to visited her again, but she left. Another chick was there, but I did not try. Glhf.

[SukijoSeiwaka]

Sukijo,

If you are leaving Ca about that time, then it's perfect for a visit to Thailand for the Christmas and New Years holidays. Since it sounds like all you need is Internet service and a hostel you can live forever over there for super cheap, get real massages every day for $5-6, use Kinder or POF for dates. Hotels and condos are also cheap rentals, use Agoda for getting deals on places to stay too. And you can also bang your way across the country cheaply and have young pretty girls every where you. I was married to a Thai and have dated several more, if they don't know how to do what you like they will learn easily and quickly. I am due to retire there in a little while myself. I have a good friend living in Pattaya in a very nice rented condo near the beach, one year lease is $280 a month, $320 on a month to month. If you buy a Cambodia retirement visa, about $375, you can go back and forth across the Thai border with several countries at will, no time limits. Since you sound young enough to enjoy yourself well over there, just remember that they all want you to fall in love with them and they will so anything to ensure that, so be careful if you don't want any ties. But if you get a good one who wants you to stay in country and not just looking for a green card then you have hit the jackpot and you can enjoy a happy life with her, just being with you already enhances her position in the family and community. Best of luck and happy travels!

Do you know any fast passport places? If I leave right now, I'll be making about $1200.00-1500.00 monthly my first year. 2nd year about $5 k per month. I plan to reinvest most my earnings. Also, let's say, hypothetically I have some Japanese or Chinese friends with benefits, do you think they could beat Thai girls in a beauty pageant? I know, strange question but funny to ask haha?

[DesertFun]

Sukijo,

If you are leaving Ca about that time, then it's perfect for a visit to Thailand for the Christmas and New Years holidays. Since it sounds like all you need is Internet service and a hostel you can live forever over there for super cheap, get real massages every day for $5-6, use Kinder or POF for dates. Hotels and condos are also cheap rentals, use Agoda for getting deals on places to stay too. And you can also bang your way across the country cheaply and have young pretty girls every where you. I was married to a Thai and have dated several more, if they don't know how to do what you like they will learn easily and quickly. I am due to retire there in a little while myself. I have a good friend living in Pattaya in a very nice rented condo near the beach, one year lease is $280 a month, $320 on a month to month. If you buy a Cambodia retirement visa, about $375, you can go back and forth across the Thai border with several countries at will, no time limits. Since you sound young enough to enjoy yourself well over there, just remember that they all want you to fall in love with them and they will so anything to ensure that, so be careful if you don't want any ties. But if you get a good one who wants you to stay in country and not just looking for a green card then you have hit the jackpot and you can enjoy a happy life with her, just being with you already enhances her position in the family and community. Best of luck and happy travels!

Leaving Cali by 12/2023.

Thinking of doing a backpacking sex tour at AMPs and KAAMPS. I'll be living off fiat and crypto trading earnings. Not sure for how long but, maybe 10 years.

What do you think I'd need? Income wise, I can make 60-80% roi weekly with losses included. I'm a minimalist so, all I need is a pair of clothes and hygienics. I'm not above sleeping in a tent or portable mini home. I'm approx 6'2 and have a lot of muscle (I'm not toned at the moment). What else do you think I need for this experience. I always planned to get married later in life bjt, accomplished all my priorities very early. Also, Cali isn't my type of place without having to give too many details.

[ColPucker]

Can I get a hint on location or did I miss it?

I Also missed it don't understand. Where is this new place?

I don't know the place. The the OP did say he was walking to 99. That is probably a clue.

[LipLover 88]

Even when I just ask for a HJ she tends to go right for the BJ. It's very fast and effective but doesn't really give me a chance to feel her up which is half the fun. Although if she offered FS I would absolutely go for it.

The problem I've had with Luxe is that it seems like she's always having to finish up with another customer first while I awkwardly wait in the room, and then there's always someone else coming in before my time is up so she hurries me off and cuts it short.

Where can I find Cici. I also love a good massage with just HE non-FS.

[LipLover 88]

Can I get a hint on location or did I miss it?

I Also missed it don't understand. Where is this new place?

[JustARub]

Even when I just ask for a HJ she tends to go right for the BJ. It's very fast and effective but doesn't really give me a chance to feel her up which is half the fun. Although if she offered FS I would absolutely go for it.

The problem I've had with Luxe is that it seems like she's always having to finish up with another customer first while I awkwardly wait in the room, and then there's always someone else coming in before my time is up so she hurries me off and cuts it short.

This is a very valid point. I recently told Cici (politely) that I would much rather she is upfront about waiting etc, and the once we start the session she's mine etc. She tried to finish me fast a few times in the first visits, but now will turn customers away if we are in session.

[RealAccount123]

Cici is one of my preferred providers in the area. She's no spring chicken. Recently had some more botox so I'm suggesting is hitting 50, but for an older gent who values quality over looks she's an excellent AMP. As noted, her spa is quieter, she's takes $80 without negotiation for BJ, and is extremely skilled.

I've not had or been offered FS from her despite an excellent relationship (I don't bring rubbers) but she's a solid provider and for non-FS she's in my top 5. Just knows how I want to be treated (after some sessions teaching / suggesting) and she always delivers.

Even when I just ask for a HJ she tends to go right for the BJ. It's very fast and effective but doesn't really give me a chance to feel her up which is half the fun. Although if she offered FS I would absolutely go for it.

The problem I've had with Luxe is that it seems like she's always having to finish up with another customer first while I awkwardly wait in the room, and then there's always someone else coming in before my time is up so she hurries me off and cuts it short.

[Reds101]

I've not had or been offered FS from her despite an excellent relationship (I don't bring rubbers) but she's a solid provider and for non-FS she's in my top 5. Just knows how I want to be treated (after some sessions teaching / suggesting) and she always delivers.

I agree. She is great at "personalized service" once you see her enough and if she is comfortable with you. We had a great routine for 60 min sessions that she always remembered.

I was offered FS one time (this is months and months ago) when I was taking forever to finish (unusual) but she asked if I had a rubber and I did not at the time. I went back to see her the next day with a rubber and got FS but it was very mediocre compared to just the normal service I get from her so I have not attempted or asked since then.

[JustARub]

I saw her regularly for quite a while. Even though I haven't been recently. I think she provides HE to most people and more if she feels comfortable enough.

She's obviously not as young and attractive as some of the popular well reviewed places but I still prefer going to places like this because it doesn't feel like visiting a ***** house. She still provides a good massage instead of just rushing to get you off ASAP.

I have had FS from her before but had to bring my own rubber. I much prefer non-FS from her because I've seen her enough where she knows how to get me off well.

While chatting with her one time I randomly saw her phone lock screen and it was a pic of what I assume are her young kids and that kind of ruined the fantasy for me so I don't see her as often LOL. I know all providers have their own reasons in being in this line of work but it just kind of made me sad seeing the reality part of a provider.

Cici is one of my preferred providers in the area. She's no spring chicken. Recently had some more botox so I'm suggesting is hitting 50, but for an older gent who values quality over looks she's an excellent AMP. As noted, her spa is quieter, she's takes $80 without negotiation for BJ, and is extremely skilled.

I've not had or been offered FS from her despite an excellent relationship (I don't bring rubbers) but she's a solid provider and for non-FS she's in my top 5. Just knows how I want to be treated (after some sessions teaching / suggesting) and she always delivers.

[JrBaller]

Heading out to SD for the week from the east coast. Last time there seemed like 30 min no shower was the norm. Any suggestions on where I can do 60 minutes and a good table shower. Thanks fellas!

No worries. I saw apple and got everything I was looking for.

[GMob69]

I'm pretty sure this place just opened up. It still says yoga on the sign. I was walking to 99 to buy some drinks. Saw they were open, walked in and one girl showed up, she is fat and ugly.

Fuck this, I was ready to walk out, she stopped, and called YoYo out. YoYo was in black dress, skinny little Asian girl, about 4'3, C cup, but those looks very big on her, cause she is small.

I did half hour session for total of 160. She was sweet, and cute. She is my type, I'm into small size girls. After paid the tip, we started with a DFK. I massaged her for a while, asked for CBJ. She went down, blow for like 10 minutes. Asked me if I want BBBJ or table shower for extra 20. Not for me. So we finished with a classic CFS, missionary mode. I went a little over time, but she was very nice about it.

Great Service.

Can I get a hint on location or did I miss it?

[Scott585]

I'm pretty sure this place just opened up. It still says yoga on the sign. I was walking to 99 to buy some drinks. Saw they were open, walked in and one girl showed up, she is fat and ugly.

Fuck this, I was ready to walk out, she stopped, and called YoYo out. YoYo was in black dress, skinny little Asian girl, about 4'3, C cup, but those looks very big on her, cause she is small.

I did half hour session for total of 160. She was sweet, and cute. She is my type, I'm into small size girls. After paid the tip, we started with a DFK. I massaged her for a while, asked for CBJ. She went down, blow for like 10 minutes. Asked me if I want BBBJ or table shower for extra 20. Not for me. So we finished with a classic CFS, missionary mode. I went a little over time, but she was very nice about it.

Great Service.

[Southali]

Leaving Cali by 12/2023.

Thinking of doing a backpacking sex tour at AMPs and KAAMPS. I'll be living off fiat and crypto trading earnings. Not sure for how long but, maybe 10 years.

What do you think I'd need? Income wise, I can make 60-80% roi weekly with losses included. I'm a minimalist so, all I need is a pair of clothes and hygienics. I'm not above sleeping in a tent or portable mini home. I'm approx 6'2 and have a lot of muscle (I'm not toned at the moment). What else do you think I need for this experience. I always planned to get married later in life bjt, accomplished all my priorities very early. Also, Cali isn't my type of place without having to give too many details.

I started to say you are wasting your money. But will not, since you have this one life to do as you wish with what you have.

Instead, consider this:

There are many other countries which exist where you can prolong this endeavor you are planning.

I would debate that you would also feel like you are "drinking from a firehose" of pleasures if you add in the element of online dating in these locations.

You can live minimally, since the cost of living will be a fraction of what it costs to live in California. A tent here makes sense from an economic standpoint, I understand that.

DM me if there is more you want to discuss.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I went to Erma for the first time ever, this past Sunday night. All I can say is: OMFG! If you're into smoking hot sexy little spinners with a killer body, very pretty exotic face / smile and amazing GFE service- Cici at Erma is the 1! I know I'll probably end up regret sharing this. Because it's only going to make it harder for me, but this lady truly is a pretty incredible special talent, and the MMS also treated me like a VIP even though this was my very first time ever visiting there. My very first time, & hit the fucking jackpot!

I really want to say, "Thank you," to SeanMendez345, for being such an awesome Brother when I reached out to him. It still actually took another unforeseen set of circumstances (I'll add a more detailed report later), that lead up to me calling a last second late night quadruple audible and head out to this place.

First off, thanks to the board and monger reports! Got a great massage and extras at Erma yesterday.

Based on reports, I was looking for Cherry or Angel. The very cute Asian girl (Cici) who met me at the door said they weren't there (anymore? Her English was quite poor so I'm not 100% sure.

I bought an hour for $. 7 and much to my delight it was Cici who did the massage. She was pretty good at using her body (tiny, maybe 5'2", very nice body, superb C cup tits and a medium-sized tat just above her veej. Gave me maybe 10 minutes of firm massage before she wondered if I wanted "boom boom". Ever the gentleman, I couldn't deny the lady.

A very nice about of kissing, 69, DATY and BBBJ ensued. She did the standard moaning bit but that quickly came to an end as I was thankfully able to find her fun spots with my tongue. A raincoat was applied and a nice finish was had. Easy 9/10.

Thank you as well for this most excellent report, JLZ!

I walked into the lobby and was met by Cici. She was sporting a sexy black nightgown-looking dress with her amazing tits popping out. She escorted me into the room immediately to the right of the corridor entrance. I got undressed and sat on the bed waiting. When Cici returned, I pulled her towards me to get a better look at her and damn! I was mesmerized by her gorgeous figure with a perfect slim body with nice pair of Cs begging to be sucked!

She took the initiative to undress me and I helped her undress. Getting a full view of her naked body and wow. What a body! Cici is the first provider I've seen, that I would consider rating 10/10. She has two sets of tattoos. One on her lower back (couldn't make it out) and one in front of her stomach (a rose and ex-boyfriend's name).

I laid face down on the bed as she instructed and she started kissing and licking all over my body from neck to leg. I swear, I thought she was going to start licking my butthole! Lots of teasing around the ballsack. Felt great! She then put on some oil and started to titty-rub my back from neck to toe with some sensual massage of my back. She started grazing and teasing the inner thighs up into my ass crack and into the ball sack.

She then got on top of my back and started kissing and sucking my earlobes. I tilted my head back and we started DFK. I flipped, she got on top of me and we started to make out for a while as I was hooked on sucking and playing with her titties. She eventually sucks her way down to my dick and starts some sensual BBBJ. Her BBBJ skills are amazing. Nice and slow and very stimulating. She got some lube and started titty fucking my dick. She then rotated her body around and invited me for some DATY. I ate her up for a few minutes. She then dismounted and gave me some more BBBJ as I caress all over her body. I got up and laid her on the bed with her legs between and started to make out again..

Thanks, Splash! "Cici provides an awesome GFE with a genuine down-to-earth personality. She is definitely a gem" Cici most definitely is, "a Gem" and I'm most definitely going back or seconds! This hot little sexy bomb is going to be my new ATF drug of choice!

And thank you USASG or having this moderated platform, a place we can enjoy this hobby and have the confidence and trust, with our peers here.