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Some of you guys are slow learners.

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[HoppyCamper]

Hello mongers! I'm a long time consumer of valuable info, first time contributor.

I had the opportunity to experience several of the ladies available at Erma these past couple of weeks: Fiona, Wendy, Cici.

Fast Facts First:

HF - 50/ hhr 60/ hr.

FS $.7.

Friendly tip. Avoid the candy bowl in the lobby. They're stale:

Fiona. Cute, a little chubby, very friendly personality. Her ad pic says 21. Definitely not. Probably early 30's. Massage was okay. Enthusiasm during the fun time was lacking.

Wendy. Bubbly personality, slim. Her ad pic says 23. LOL, nope. Probably mid thirties. Massage was nonexistent. She just lightly ran her palms up and down my back and then started tickling my ass. I suppose this is normal "cut to the chase" service but I enjoy massage time to relax and prepare for the fun. CBJ, 69, CG. As soon as she got on top she went to pound town real quick. Almost too fast. I filled the bag but she kept pounding and grinding. I had to finally squeeze her hips to stop.

Cici. What hasn't already been said on this forum? Very attractive. Her ad pic says 21. Absolutely not. I'm going to guess 40. Still, very attractive for her age. Those man mades look great. Nice ass, too. Massage was amazing. Firm pressure and actually worked through some knots between my shoulders. She even did a Thai massage move where she sat on my back, grabbed both arms, and pulled me back. Her fun time menu was the most extensive of the group. LFK, BBBJ, Russian, 69, Reverse CG, Doggie, Mish.

For context, I am a late 30's Asian male so that's where my estimation of their ages comes from. In general I think we have all learned to take the provider's advertised age with a grain of salt.

All in all, this month at Erma has been fun.

[StoopidKevin]

Had my third visit with Cathy tonight. Believe the hype. She's mid 20's, 5'6", probably 115-120 lbs. She has a flat stomach, a small cute butt, and the best tits in San Diego. I checked the tag on her bra and they're legit G cups. As a huge titty lover, I can't get enough of them. They're natural, well shaped, no stretch marks, and great areola and nipples. She rubs them all over and has a great Russian technique with them.

Not only are her tits amazing, but she provides great service. Enthusiastic DFK, incredible BBBJ w DT until she makes herself gag. And her pussy is super tight and nice. She doesn't watch the clock and really is great all around.

I think she's naturally very pretty. I was admiring her nice skin and her nicely groomed eyebrows tonight. She has full lips and a good smile. Nice straight teeth.

Yes her English is a little limited, but she's eager to learn, she's intelligent, and she has a great sense of humor. Seriously cute attitude and she aims to please. I've finished during BBBJ the last two times despite trying to hold off for some boom boom. She acted disappointed that I couldn't fuck her. It was cute.

Go see this gem of a girl while you still can. 10/10 experience.

[StoopidKevin]

Had my third visit with Cathy tonight. Believe the hype. She's mid 20's, 5'6", probably 115-120 lbs. She has a flat stomach, a small cute butt, and the best tits in San Diego. I checked the tag on her bra and they're legit G cups. As a huge titty lover, I can't get enough of them. They're natural, well shaped, no stretch marks, and great areola and nipples. She rubs them all over and has a great Russian technique with them.

Not only are her tits amazing, but she provides great service. Enthusiastic DFK, incredible BBBJ w DT until she makes herself gag. And her pussy is super tight and nice. She doesn't watch the clock and really is great all around.

I think she's naturally very pretty. I was admiring her nice skin and her nicely groomed eyebrows tonight. She has full lips and a good smile. Nice straight teeth.

Yes her English is a little limited, but she's eager to learn, she's intelligent, and she has a great sense of humor. Seriously cute attitude and she aims to please. I've finished during BBBJ the last two times despite trying to hold off for some boom boom. She acted disappointed that I couldn't fuck her. It was cute.

Go see this gem of a girl while you still can. 10/10 experience.

[Phillyguy74]

I've seen Cindy several times now. The very first time was pretty awkward. Similar to as you describe, she wasn't very affectionate and almost borderline being a bit of a dead fish. I went for a return visit because I found her to be very attractive and I've been looking for a hottie that's close to me. On the 2nd and 3rd visits, it was an entirely different story. She was much more friendly and tried to make it sensual. I say "try" because she's not a seasoned pro that will give you a PSE. More like my first Asian girlfriend that was learning her way around at the same time as me. The level of service (kissing, B2B massage, BBBJ, etc) increased as we clicked. She definitely needed to warm up to me though.

I finally got in to see Cindy and must say I was very disappointed. She had no personality, was on the rag, and no kissing and CBJ. I didn't believe it was the same woman that others have described on here and another site. I pulled down her dress to check for the tattoo others have mentioned so indeed was her. I'm hoping I just caught her on a bad day because she was awful.

[Mrf2828]

I had driven by this place maybe 50 times since moving here and figured I'd finally give it a shot last Thursday. It's literally a house on the corner, don't know if there has ever been a more obvious FS joint in history. But the place seemed like it had been around for ever so I figured they must be doing something right. If they are, unfortunately I didn't find it.

Paid HF of $60 for hhr and was led to my room by a decent looking chick, maybe mid to late 30's. Massage pretty much nonexistent and then asked me to flip, but I wasn't there for a massage so I didn't really mind. We settled on 100 for a BJ and I was pretty excited until she pulled the rubber out. CBJs are rarely enjoyable at all in my experience and she was a little toothy while sucking. But cute enough that I could've popped after a normal session.

The issue is she said she said she was tired after less than 1 minute and would have to finish with an HJ. This has happened to me before but only with UTR at nonFS places and never even nearly this fast, so I was decently annoyed but I kinda laughed and said "ok that's fine, can I get my $40 dollars back" and you would've thought I spit in her face. She says absolutely not so I got up and left. While it might be an old school staple, I can confidently say I will not be going back.

[JM619]

Cathy and her giant boobs are back at Erma. I just had another great session with her. She finished me in Russian and the angle was such that I almost COF'd myself. We both got a good laugh out of it. Yeah, she has no ass and speaks almost no English, but I love her attitude, service, and enthusiasm. And her tits.

[Nannersd]

I stopped by Massage One on University Ave a week ago Friday. It is in the same lot as Planet Fitness.

I went in and it was the familiar small waiting area with an ATM near with a second security door. I rang the bell and waiting a few minutes for the therapist to open the door. The therapist that answered the door was the one that took care of me. I think she was the only person there. No mamasaan or anyone else to handle others as they came in.

I got naked, she started the rub which was nice, but another customer came in and she had to leave. Then we restarted the massage and the customer popped out of his room and started wandering the hallway. She saw this on the in room security monitor and had to stop and get the guy back into his room. Finally we got down to doing the boom boom. She was eager to please and had the right attitude, but she did not have the best body. Anyway I finished with CFS and had a wet nap cleanup and I went on my way.

Nice girl. Right attitude. Chubby, which is not my thing, and the place was understaffed.

[ElmersGoo]

I have been to this place, Luxe Spa, in the past and got a good massage and a standard good HJ from Amy. Since it is close to home I called and asked about a good time to come. She said in 15 minutes, I think they are generally slower than most places which I like. I park around back and walk to the front. I get there and Amy is not there, which is fine. The woman, Cici, takes my 1 hour fee of $60 and shows me to my room. She is actually attractive and a descent body, probably about 45 years old. Within 4 minutes she is back and starts the massage. She gave a fairly solid rub, felt good and relaxing. I think she did about 30-35 minutes before the turn over. On my stomach she did some solid groping and stroking of the boys. I did ask for light oil, but it was still very enjoyable. When we flip, fairly quickly she asked me what I wanted pointing to her mouth or the ole fist pump. I was kind of feeling it, so I asked how much for the mouth, she said $100 and I went in thinking of spending $60 for HJ so felt I had nothing to lose with offering $80, I said I could do $80. She said okay. I was very surprised at how quickly she got me off without me having to concentrate at all. Maybe I was excited because it was my first AMP BJ? She dressed in a nice skirt and looked good and she was pretty cool, so I think all those factors helped. So Flash flash 2 minute dash and she took it all. I think she may have spit into a paper towel but I wasn't really watching. I think being freshly showered, good looking and in good shape helped with the tip acceptance. I ask to exit the back door and she unlocked it for me and my vehicle is right there. Writing this is making it hard not to give her a call again right now.

[Nannersd]

I found the wonderful Sophia again. She had been down in MV at Me Spa, but she is now up at Rain Spa in the Rolando / College Area on El Cajon Blvd.

Stopped by the Spa that is in a strip mall across from a Starbucks. She answered the door and was happy to see me. We did the standard boom boom, for the usual donation. It was quiet there. She said she was the only girl working. It was nice because there were no interruptions and it was unrushed.

[LoveYouLong]

Cherry that was at Erma is back but she is now at 201 in El Cajon. I just got the word from Mamasan and will be having some Cherry this weekend for sure!!

[BallaStPoint]

Where can I find a legit massage but that involves some teasing and a nice finish? I don't want a FS place, just a good quality massage but one that leaves me more than satisfied? Thanks!

Here are some additional places that I've had a good non FS time.

Diamond (La mesa).

Z massage (mission gorge).

Asian spa (El Cajon blvd).

Lakeside foot & body.

Sea side spa (PB).

Happyland (El Cajon blvd).

[MaximusKahn]

Where can I find a legit massage but that involves some teasing and a nice finish? I don't want a FS place, just a good quality massage but one that leaves me more than satisfied? Thanks!

I have found what you're looking for at Leisure, Oasis, Paradise, or Level2.

If you’re a good customer and treat them right of course.

And to add YMMV.

[CuriousLog9184]

Heey guys I'll be in town soon looking for some recommendations for spots to get FS and cim or even no condom. Preferably younger but I know that can be tough LOL.

[BallaStPoint]

Reposted since original one in SGV in error) I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies..

Sorry man, sounds like you got played by Ewa. I would have asked for some of my tip back. She definitely knows what everything meant, damn, all mongers know what everything is meant. Thanks for the report and heads up, will avoid Ewa just on principle now. Peace out.