Massage Parlor Reports

[Maverick168]

Hi guys,

Is yumi still at midori? I haven't seen any recent reports about her. Can anyone provide a description of her? Is she a good provider still or has she got GPS now? I tried linda from midori and was pretty disappointed in her service so looking for a redeeming experience. Haha.

[Tjinla2001]

Yeah. Her and Lily Yin are in the monger hall of fame as "YOLO" Bangs.

Two members of the Hall of Fame.

[LostLimit]

I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies. Upon returning, she took off one shirt but kept a thicker tubed shirt on, lowered it to barely uncover her natural small b cups, then lowered her pants to just above the knees and said I have to keep these on. She then breaks out with a piece of saran wrap trying to wrap it around me. WTF? I asked her what was that and she's like nothing bare skin as she starts the CBJ which did not feel very good. As I started to roam, she stopped, then hands me a latex glove. I'm like WTF? She says if you want to touch me, you have to be wearing gloves. I'm like seriously? She continued with the CBJ until I lost interest, switched to DATY. I attempted miss and she's like nothing inside me. I asked what's everything then and she says this is everything, I don't do the other things (guess I learned that I'll have to get clarification on what everything means now). Switching between a HJ and the CBJ, about the 35 minute point, she starts rushing me to finish since she is tired. Eventually I finish during the HJ but it surely wasn't what I expected and especially not the price. I may return only to try Lisa but really not sure after this. They also have a repeat services card which gives a free house visit after 10 times.

So you basically paid $$ for a crappy seran wrap CBJ from an old ulgy MILF. Way to get hella ripped off. I would've demanded some of my money back.

[MisterChango]

On Mozart in Lincoln Heights. I think she is dead.

Yeah. Her and Lily Yin are in the monger hall of fame as "YOLO" Bangs.

[LoveFromFrank]

I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies. Upon returning, she took off one shirt but kept a thicker tubed shirt on, lowered it to barely uncover her natural small b cups, then lowered her pants to just above the knees and said I have to keep these on. She then breaks out with a piece of saran wrap trying to wrap it around me. WTF? I asked her what was that and she's like nothing bare skin as she starts the CBJ which did not feel very good. As I started to roam, she stopped, then hands me a latex glove. I'm like WTF? She says if you want to touch me, you have to be wearing gloves. I'm like seriously? She continued with the CBJ until I lost interest, switched to DATY. I attempted miss and she's like nothing inside me. I asked what's everything then and she says this is everything, I don't do the other things (guess I learned that I'll have to get clarification on what everything means now). Switching between a HJ and the CBJ, about the 35 minute point, she starts rushing me to finish since she is tired. Eventually I finish during the HJ but it surely wasn't what I expected and especially not the price. I may return only to try Lisa but really not sure after this. They also have a repeat services card which gives a free house visit after 10 times.

As the tittle says, nice review man! I was curious about this place but I think I'll pass if this is how it is.

[Into N Out]

Went to Synn after a long hiatus, but the girls there are lame as far as extras go. So I searched around for a massage. Stopped by Meng's, but the women are older and it's 50 bucks for 30 min. I miss the days when Cece was there. She was the GOAT as far as I'm concerned. (If anyone knows where she went, lmk! Then dropped by simple to see if I could get something cheap, but they don't even do massages really. So I left. Feeling defeated, I decided to check out the Mp on valley and walnut grove. Not the new one. This one is next to the vape shop. Walked in, and Anna was in her car outside and chased me down to show me the room. I asked if she would massage me, and the other lady said ok. Anna's clearly gotten some face work done, and it's not great, but it suggests that she might be willing to do extras.

Massage starts and it's solid. She's putting in work. I tried to give signals when she got near my ass, but it felt like I was going to strike out. My thirty minutes was nearing, and I knew there wasn't much time. She had me flip after working my back and legs. Got some oil and started stroking JR. I was rock hard at this point. I pulled up her shirt and taste her c cups (I think she had them done). She had a decent technique, and was relatively gentle compared to the strength she put on my back. After about five min. , I blew so hard that it shot up like three feet, grazing her hair and hitting my chin. LOL. We both laughed. She cleaned me up, and then she proceeded to finish working my legs and ft. Apparently, I paid 40 for an hour. I tipped her 60 since the massage was solid and she was a good sport. Looks like more can be had with more tip.

[SomeWonderer]

This was posted in error here. It should be in the San Diego folder. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[SomeWonderer]

I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies. Upon returning, she took off one shirt but kept a thicker tubed shirt on, lowered it to barely uncover her natural small b cups, then lowered her pants to just above the knees and said I have to keep these on. She then breaks out with a piece of saran wrap trying to wrap it around me. WTF? I asked her what was that and she's like nothing bare skin as she starts the CBJ which did not feel very good. As I started to roam, she stopped, then hands me a latex glove. I'm like WTF? She says if you want to touch me, you have to be wearing gloves. I'm like seriously? She continued with the CBJ until I lost interest, switched to DATY. I attempted miss and she's like nothing inside me. I asked what's everything then and she says this is everything, I don't do the other things (guess I learned that I'll have to get clarification on what everything means now). Switching between a HJ and the CBJ, about the 35 minute point, she starts rushing me to finish since she is tired. Eventually I finish during the HJ but it surely wasn't what I expected and especially not the price. I may return only to try Lisa but really not sure after this. They also have a repeat services card which gives a free house visit after 10 times.

[Tjinla2001]

Poke my head in this afternoon at 288 (upstairs) on garvey. See if any young gems were working. Mamasan greeted me and showed me the girls. None were good looking or young, 30's and above with stomach and heavy make up. When I tried to leave, 2nd mamasan came out and spoke in viet, asking me if I understand. I lied no. Tried to leave but they block the door and literally prevented me from leaving, one of the MILF clinging on tightly to me and pulling me towards the room. They said I would get a discount but I wasn't interested. Almost felt like being held at gunpoint. After insisting and rejecting their offers like 5 times, they finally allowed me to leave. I recalled one of the mamasan spoking in Viet saying I was so picky. . .

Both upstairs and downstairs had no young gems working. They seem to be desperate for customers.

I've had this happen. I always say ok, I'll stay but no condom and cum inside. Then they let go, especially Vietnamese.

[ShunkLeesh]

Poke my head in this afternoon at 288 (upstairs) on garvey. See if any young gems were working. Mamasan greeted me and showed me the girls. None were good looking or young, 30's and above with stomach and heavy make up. When I tried to leave, 2nd mamasan came out and spoke in viet, asking me if I understand. I lied no. Tried to leave but they block the door and literally prevented me from leaving, one of the MILF clinging on tightly to me and pulling me towards the room. They said I would get a discount but I wasn't interested. Almost felt like being held at gunpoint. After insisting and rejecting their offers like 5 times, they finally allowed me to leave. I recalled one of the mamasan spoking in Viet saying I was so picky. . .

Both upstairs and downstairs had no young gems working. They seem to be desperate for customers.

I know a good lawyer. You should sue them for false imprisonment, then you could settle by getting free massages for life.

[LostLimit]

Poke my head in this afternoon at 288 (upstairs) on garvey. See if any young gems were working. Mamasan greeted me and showed me the girls. None were good looking or young, 30's and above with stomach and heavy make up. When I tried to leave, 2nd mamasan came out and spoke in viet, asking me if I understand. I lied no. Tried to leave but they block the door and literally prevented me from leaving, one of the MILF clinging on tightly to me and pulling me towards the room. They said I would get a discount but I wasn't interested. Almost felt like being held at gunpoint. After insisting and rejecting their offers like 5 times, they finally allowed me to leave. I recalled one of the mamasan spoking in Viet saying I was so picky. . .

Both upstairs and downstairs had no young gems working. They seem to be desperate for customers.

[Tjinla2001]

Anyone know if CiCi is still working at Simple? For the last 2 months I've gone there or called and they keep saying she is "on vacation" "in China" "not here."

I used to have her cell but for necessary reasons I can't keep these numbers in my phone too long. If you have any leads post or send a PM.

It would be a big loss if she is gone for good.

[Adm888]

TOFTT over a month ago when my current favorite was out of town. Went to bluebell spa since I go by that area a lot. Went in and only worker there was older and frankly unattractive but I stayed. Massage was ok with some teasing. After the flip she got out the warm oil and went to work. After she finished massage so I got the whole hour. I like the place because room was big and clean which counts a lot for me. If workers were better looking I'd go back. $ out the door.

Any feedback on Lily spa on SG Blvd? Ad looks promising but I haven't seen any reviews.

[LC310]

If I had the link I would have shared it. It's been a long long time since I've seen Shirley. I assume she's 8 years older on someone who was already in her early 50's. So at least 60 but probably older. Her body was ok for her age. The bowl ball wash and peen inspection was always the strange highlight. Then after the deed she'd use it again to clean you off then squat over a waste basket to squeeze your spunk out of her hole then she'd squat over the bowl to wash it out. Sometimes she'd use a squeeze bottle. She was a bucket list fuck. Just like Lily Yin and that weird clown makeup Chinese lady off highland park. Rock bottom lays at rock bottom prices. Except Shirley who thinks she can charge K-Girl rates.

On Mozart in Lincoln Heights. I think she is dead.

[LostLimit]

Anyone partake at what it seems like a new parlor off Vincent in WC? I see specials posted. Latina mainly what it appears like. If not I may test it out and report back shortly.

They offer $. 4 for FS out the door. Of course, its pretty much a bang and go with no foreplay or tease. Mainly latinas, and on the heavier side. Saw one that was okay but I didn't partake.