Massage Parlor Reports

**Beerman1982** · 06-14-23 22:22

Based on your reviews, paid a visit to Lulu. Angela was busy. I can't imagine why. Mimi insisted that I stay to see her instead. Mimi is in her late 20's to early 30's. I was in the room at the end of the hallway with lights on and got a good look at her during the session. She's in great shape. Like many Asian women, flat butt. Thought about staying for the full hour, but that wasn't not an option. High traffic. The bell rang 4 times during the 30 min I was there. Through the Google translator, I learned that Mimi is Taiwanese. Ladies there are Taiwanese, Korean, Japanese for this month. But who knows what flavors will bring next month. Mimi has a nice pair of B+ manmade with couple solid Ticonderoga #2 erasers. She'll give you a body slide with those. Mimi also has a visit from auntie Flo until Saturday. She made a hand and lip gestures instead. I wasn't in the mood for handy, so opted for some French lesson. She got a hot towel to wash up then went for it. She was a bit toothy to start but she took directions well. I unloaded in her throat, and she playfully gagged a bit. She smiled and playfully tried to give me a kiss. LOL. Very pretty, nice body with firm bolt-ons (could be bigger), very accommodating. Will be going back on Saturday to tap the box. She will be here until early July. That must be their rotation schedule.

**Wheezy** · 06-14-23 19:48

Originally Posted by FaroutAdventur [View Original Post]

Just lay down the cash. Money talks Champ. Lay down 5 benjies and let the games begin. You spend more in gas doing recon, you could just cut to the chase and get the diamond Thai. I prefer flying to Flushing and Boston myself. But that's just me. You do you. I will cruise in the Gulfstream. Peace out.

The purpose of this forum isn't to measure dicks.

It's to get chicks to measure them for the least amount of $.

So. I'll take my $$ and my paper airplane and follow Aussie on his adventure down the "rabbit's hole" any day.

Thanks for looking after the little guy Aussie.

**ScotchYoke** · 06-14-23 18:41

Reference what our top intel provider AF has posted just a few posts below.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I always use the names for the shoppes as they appear on RubMaps. Address, phone, and photos are there. Check Federal Way section.

Originally Posted by EgoThrasher [View Original Post]

Moved back to Washington state, and it seems Tacoma is the place to be. I keep reading about Lulu and Jasmine on federal way but I can't seem to find those places. Maybe I'm just looking for the wrong name or place. I would greatly appreciate direction, can PM, and recommendations at either of those places. Thanks, happy hunting and stay safe!

Lulu

Jasmine

**FaroutAdventur** · 06-14-23 18:36

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

There's a small Chinese-backed Viet group that used to have an AAMP in the Renton Highlands (Harrington area). The group included Tina Dang and Juile (used to be Jenny Saya). Those girls are often at Diva Spa in Renton, but the upsell pressure is way too much for me and ruins the enjoyment for me.

Having the talent is vital. But so is having a well-run business side of the shoppe.

Just lay down the cash. Money talks Champ. Lay down 5 benjies and let the games begin. You spend more in gas doing recon, you could just cut to the chase and get the diamond Thai. I prefer flying to Flushing and Boston myself. But that's just me. You do you. I will cruise in the Gulfstream. Peace out.

**EgoThrasher** · 06-14-23 15:52

Moved back to Washington state, and it seems Tacoma is the place to be. I keep reading about Lulu and Jasmine on federal way but I can't seem to find those places. Maybe I'm just looking for the wrong name or place. I would greatly appreciate direction, can PM, and recommendations at either of those places. Thanks, happy hunting and stay safe!

**AussieFury** · 06-13-23 18:39

Who else got the Pink Ocean spam text claiming big breasted women from Singapore?

**AussieFury** · 06-13-23 18:36

I also met the NEW new girl at Lulu: Jessica. She's young (20's), spinner, pretty, good English. And on her period until Friday.

Current lineup there is Jessica, Angela, and Mimi.

**AussieFury** · 06-13-23 18:33

Originally Posted by BackDoordRiver [View Original Post]

Where is LuLu?

I always use the names for the shoppes as they appear on RubMaps. Address, phone, and photos are there. Check Federal Way section.

**BackDoordRiver** · 06-13-23 18:06

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Had a good visit with Angela at Lulu. She's a MILF. Pretty face, very slight mom evidence, fantastic big boobs.

She services you like a woman who knows what the f she is doing.

Good massage. Amazing translation-free oral skills and if you groom well and smell freshly showered, you might be surprised where her mouth and tongue go. Honestone would love her but he's banned from this shoppe. BLS was tops.

But the main event? Tight box with maybe the hardest kegels I've felt. Comparable to Sasa (currently at Magnolia Renton).

If you need them young and spinnery, Angela isn't your bag. But if you like slutty MILF hotties, she's as good as it gets.

Tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.

Where is LuLu?

**AussieFury** · 06-13-23 15:42

Had a good visit with Angela at Lulu. She's a MILF. Pretty face, very slight mom evidence, fantastic big boobs.

She services you like a woman who knows what the f she is doing.

Good massage. Amazing translation-free oral skills and if you groom well and smell freshly showered, you might be surprised where her mouth and tongue go. Honestone would love her but he's banned from this shoppe. BLS was tops.

But the main event? Tight box with maybe the hardest kegels I've felt. Comparable to Sasa (currently at Magnolia Renton).

If you need them young and spinnery, Angela isn't your bag. But if you like slutty MILF hotties, she's as good as it gets.

Tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.

**Italian Steel** · 06-13-23 13:31

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

And are most of the girls there hotties like Amy?

Haven't seen girl on girl there, but if you desire it, just ask. I used to get 4 hands all the time in Seattle (International District) at various shops before the bust / closures in 2019. Never really saw this there either, but never asked. Also, Amy isn't a "hottie", she has a nice body, but is older her face isn't really that great. Pretty typical quality girls here as in most FS shops in Tac / Fed Way. It's all about the timing. If you want a notch up in consistent quality looks, try NB or Sunrise. Although I cannot tell you if 4 hands is available at either of those locations because it has never been offered, and I never asked.

**Woopooh** · 06-13-23 00:19

Just hung out with Cindy over there in Parkland. Massage was wack, she's not a nice body. Pretty transactional there. Might repeat.

**SkeletonKey6** · 06-12-23 21:36

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

Located right on Mountain Hwy in Spanaway attached to a barber shop. 4 Hands (one girl does the BJ and then the other one does the FS) is often offered here. $$$ should be enough and if you want it and they aren't too busy. 7/10 overall.

And are most of the girls there hotties like Amy?

**Italian Steel** · 06-12-23 14:11

Located right on Mountain Hwy in Spanaway attached to a barber shop. Has a "house" feel to it. Standard CBJ / CFS setup and pricing (lame massage). Amy was working. Late 30's? Short, petite frame with large bolt-ons, tiny waist, shaved kitty, eraser nipples, and a nice plump ass. 4 Hands (one girl does the BJ and then the other one does the FS) is often offered here. $$$ should be enough and if you want it and they aren't too busy. 7/10 overall. I might return for a 4 hands experience when I get the itch.

Interesting development: Seems like a lot of providers are now named Amy or Wendy. When I started going to AMPs most providers were called CiCi or CoCo. LuLu has remained popular the whole time.

**Mak302** · 06-12-23 00:10

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.

No ocean 3 Mia this time?