Massage Parlor Reports

**Blah0621** · 06-15-23 09:35

Originally Posted by TickleJay [View Original Post]

I know it's not close, but Dallas is the same. I just got back, and had two great dreams. Actually, the first dream was great. The second was spec-fucking-tacular.

Was going to be in cinci and was going to check out the local talent but after reading up I may just skip it. Louisville and Indy have a lot of good options but I like Louisville a little more.

**Tickle Jay** · 06-13-23 05:19

Originally Posted by NotYourAverage [View Original Post]

There is a wealth of information about a lot of parlors in the "Ville" that can be read on the Louisville board on this website. You don't need Yelp! LOLOL.

The whole business model in Louisville blows Cincinnati away! Most have Mamasans that greet you, so your therapist never has to leave the room to answer the door. The price is roughly the same in the 200-220 range for an all inclusive visit, but the experience is not in the same League. Sakura doesn't even compare!

Take care and be safe!

I know it's not close, but Dallas is the same. I just got back, and had two great dreams. Actually, the first dream was great. The second was spec-fucking-tacular.

**Joeroy** · 06-12-23 17:05

Any reports lately of "Best Chinese massage spa" near Jungle Jim's? The name make's it difficult to search. Thanks.

**NotYourAverage** · 06-12-23 13:35

There is a wealth of information about a lot of parlors in the "Ville" that can be read on the Louisville board on this website. You don't need Yelp! LOLOL.

The whole business model in Louisville blows Cincinnati away! Most have Mamasans that greet you, so your therapist never has to leave the room to answer the door. The price is roughly the same in the 200-220 range for an all inclusive visit, but the experience is not in the same League. Sakura doesn't even compare!

Take care and be safe!

**RascalRooster** · 06-11-23 16:24

Originally Posted by PearishBA [View Original Post]

Only ever driven through Louisville. Did a quick search on "Ville" and noticed some mentions of Louisville so maybe that's a handle some locals use like Nati around here. We talking this place?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/stone-asian-spa-louisville

Yes I was referring to louisville but I did get the name wrong, it wasn't stone it was sun spa on murphy.

**PearishBA** · 06-11-23 15:46

Originally Posted by RascalRooster [View Original Post]

I had business out of town this weekend and had time to try stone in The Ville. Holy hell it was about 10,000 times better than anything we have around here. If you get the opportunity do NOT pass it up. Pretty much same cost as anything around here with much younger / better looking / more enthusiastic ladies offering TS, sauna, comfortable tables & whatever else you may be wanting.

Only ever driven through Louisville. Did a quick search on "Ville" and noticed some mentions of Louisville so maybe that's a handle some locals use like Nati around here. We talking this place?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/stone-asian-spa-louisville

**RascalRooster** · 06-11-23 12:46

I had business out of town this weekend and had time to try stone in The Ville. Holy hell it was about 10,000 times better than anything we have around here. If you get the opportunity do NOT pass it up. Pretty much same cost as anything around here with much younger / better looking / more enthusiastic ladies offering TS, sauna, comfortable tables & whatever else you may be wanting.

**GoodWill123** · 06-07-23 17:01

Pearish, LOL. Here's a draft prototype you can start with:

AMP EXPERIENCE COMPLAINT FORM:

Please rate your overall experience from 1 to 10.1 being Poor, 10 being Great (circle your response): 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

Please check all that apply below:

(-) Lack of Cleanliness (-) Lack of Enthusiasm (-) Hardly Any Tease.

(-) No Handjob Offered (-) No BBBJ Offered (-) No FS Offered.

(-) Smell of Cooked Fish in the Air (Sakura Patrons Only)

Originally Posted by PearishBA [View Original Post]

Damn so where do I submit my expense report for wasted gas and funds? LOL.

**PearishBA** · 06-07-23 16:14

Originally Posted by EdFox [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to DP lately? I haven't been there in a while, always left happy when I was there. Curious as to if anything else is on the menu.

I was there a few weeks ago and got the short older lady that was a star on Taxi back in the 70's. Another lady there was hounding her to make sure she behaved, made it a meh visit and I have no plan of going back any time soon.

**PearishBA** · 06-07-23 16:08

Originally Posted by GoodWill123 [View Original Post]

Pearish, from what I understand, this "Sunny" place is new, and different from "Mae. " Mae is supposedly reopening soon, but it's a different location. Anyone please feel free to correct me if I've misspoken on that.

Damn so where do I submit my expense report for wasted gas and funds? LOL.

**Elastic** · 06-07-23 11:08

Originally Posted by EdFox [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to DP lately? I haven't been there in a while, always left happy when I was there. Curious as to if anything else is on the menu.

The D&P on Galbraith in Reading? I was there a few days ago and walked in when there was no one there. Only saw one girl when I walked in, the short petite girl, don't know her name. Went for 30 minutes and it was standard fare, a bit uninspired. OTC only, could tell she was wearing spanx. Left happy, sort of. It was fine but not great. Of the time's I've been here (a dozen or so) I never got any indication anything more was on the menu. There was a girl there who was really good and got into it quite a bit. Very great attitude even though it was just HJ. She might have done a little kissing, but it's been a while and I never saw her again. Wish I got her name. I have heard that the danny devito character is at D&P now (or floats back and forth between there and Eswin). I've only gotten her once at Eswin but I did get more than a HJ from her. I haven't seen her at either place in a while, but could be bad timing.

**Ed Fox** · 06-07-23 09:31

Has anyone been to DP lately? I haven't been there in a while, always left happy when I was there. Curious as to if anything else is on the menu.

**TapThat** · 06-07-23 06:12

Originally Posted by BTBear [View Original Post]

Did see also work out on apartment not far from Towne St and Vine?

A large, full figure woman who did more than massage?

Yes, that was her. Lost contact info.

**Sir LanceLicksalot** · 06-06-23 23:13

Originally Posted by TapThat [View Original Post]

There was one that advertised on USA. Hosted in a chiropractor office in Milford.

Did see also work out on apartment not far from Towne St and Vine?

A large, full figure woman who did more than massage?

**GoodWill123** · 06-06-23 15:15

Pearish, from what I understand, this "Sunny" place is new, and different from "Mae. " Mae is supposedly reopening soon, but it's a different location. Anyone please feel free to correct me if I've misspoken on that.

Originally Posted by PearishBA [View Original Post]

Never got to Mae before its doors closed. But did searching the other day based on this quoted discussion and found a placed called Sunny Spa. Says it's opened recently and on the east side / off 125. Didn't see HE spelled out in the ads, but they do use hot lips and heart emojis. And they forgot to remove the last line about being an agency serving many cities blah blah they use for the hotels. LOL.

Called ahead reserved time and appt was honored, even called me to make sure I was still coming. She sounded young and hotter on the phone, and was still relatively younger in person compared to the ones that usually work around here. Short, short hair, plain in the face. Seemed to be fit body-wise wearing black pants and top. Somebody tried to come in a few minutes after I got in the room and she asked them to come back later but I did hear what sounded like another female during the visit.

She put on a mask when she came into the room. The background music would skip off at random points, more than the kind of skipping or changes some of them use to track how much time is left or what to do next. Found it mildly annoying along with her phone being on vibrate on the table occasionally going off.

Seems to know what she's doing in terms of legit massage for you degenerates that come on here looking for that. Covers you completely for a few minutes with the towel initially. Then drapes it down and off to the side enough to give you some anticipation and for her to easily tease. And that was the problem, she would approach and rub on my ass and inner thighs but no outright teasing or even inappropriate brushes. I did rub on her leg up to her mid-thigh and she didn't back off, just gradually moved out of reach. I suspect if this is Mae 2. 0 new customers are going to need some additional visits while old customers will get the same treatment with a hush sign.

Personally I'm not getting enough of a freak or sexual vibe or even personality to tempt me into repeating.