Massage Parlor Reports

**Padrote425** · 06-11-23 18:19

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.

It's annoying when you go off and give us great insight even more annoying when I read your shit and go spend my money.

Like Lilly at lulu a couple days ago or Angela at lulu today.

Seriously though what a beautiful and pleasure minded lady.

0 English but I kinda like that. Completely drained me.

I will be visiting Angela very often now.

All in all thanks for the work you put in.

**AussieFury** · 06-11-23 14:50

Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.

**AussieFury** · 06-11-23 11:38

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Amy's gone from Lulu FedWay. Apparently went to help a friend's spa back home.

Angela (formerly of Pinee) is at Lulu today and a new girl comes Monday. If I remember right, Angela had nice big boobs.

I confirmed with NY Angela (who was at Lotus) that this is a different Angela than her.

**AussieFury** · 06-10-23 15:07

Amy's gone from Lulu FedWay. Apparently went to help a friend's spa back home.

Angela (formerly of Pinee) is at Lulu today and a new girl comes Monday. If I remember right, Angela had nice big boobs.

**PnwVette** · 06-10-23 13:57

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

How much gets a good visit without them complaining about tips?

Sorry for the delayed response, I have been out of town all week.

I usually dont discuss pricing, but it is within industry standards. I do believe you get what you pay for and I dont mind paying extra for quality service. They all know me very well, so they never squawk when I put the money down. As you have stated, we have the money, we have the power.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 06-10-23 12:55

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I'm hearing confirmation that the new thin and perfect-English speaking provider at Goddess is a terrible visit. Wants 250 all in and just lays there.

Just remember:

If they're cold, unwelcoming, or unfriendly in "attract mode" I can guarantee they won't suddenly turn into a sweetheart during a massage.

You have the money.

You have the power.

Walk (politely and respectfully) if you don't feel like she's legitimately happy you're there. You're paying for the fantasy. You deserve to get it.

That's great advice my friend. If enough of us do that they will hopefully get the message.

**AussieFury** · 06-10-23 09:28

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Dropped by a few spots today to see if any new "beginning of the month" girls are here. Looks like most start tomorrow, but there was a new girl at Goddess FedWay.

She's thin, prolly late 30's early 40's, small chest, pretty-ish with perfect English with zero accent. Zero smiles. I was polite and friendly as I normally am. She was not. She refused to tell me her name. She asked why I was coming by now if I didn't want a massage until later. I told the truth and said I was on my way to work and wanted to see who was working to decide where I'll get my after-work massage. She said in a very rude tone: "how it works is you come by when you're ready for a massage and you get whoever is available. It might be me, it might be someone else. ".

I thanked her for "telling me how it works" and politely excused myself.

My experience has been that if they don't smile at all during the greeting and come across rude at first, it won't get better and the service will suck.

If anyone sees her, please let us know her name and then you can tell me how right I was. LOL.

I'm hearing confirmation that the new thin and perfect-English speaking provider at Goddess is a terrible visit. Wants 250 all in and just lays there.

Just remember:

If they're cold, unwelcoming, or unfriendly in "attract mode" I can guarantee they won't suddenly turn into a sweetheart during a massage.

You have the money.

You have the power.

Walk (politely and respectfully) if you don't feel like she's legitimately happy you're there. You're paying for the fantasy. You deserve to get it.

**AussieFury** · 06-10-23 09:21

Originally Posted by PnwVette [View Original Post]

I prefer the girls at Diva. I don't get he upsell pressure you are, but maybe that's because I have been there enough that we really don't discuss price anymore.

How much gets a good visit without them complaining about tips?

**Padrote425** · 06-10-23 08:39

Anybody ever negotiate this? If so what's the average going rate and where LOL.

I got me a blue candy for today.

**Italian Steel** · 06-10-23 03:05

Lots of changes in T-Town (openings and closings recently).

Was driving down M Street today in Tacoma and saw the OPEN sign back on again at the location previously known as Pink Ocean!

I didn't notice if they changed the name or not, but it's the same location.

This is great news if they are anything like they were before all the recent closures in Tacoma.

**Regularity** · 06-10-23 02:12

Originally Posted by InFrequently [View Original Post]

Drove past the new "Apple" on Federal Way (recently opened purple building near 288) today and the lights were off, signage down.

Never thought that was a good location but surprised how quickly they seem to have closed up shop.

They were busted recently.

https://www.federalwaymirror.com/new...ge-businesses/

**InFrequently** · 06-09-23 23:01

Drove past the new "Apple" on Federal Way (recently opened purple building near 288) today and the lights were off, signage down.

Never thought that was a good location but surprised how quickly they seem to have closed up shop.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 06-09-23 18:44

Hello Gents;.

Well I am sad to say, went to LuLu's and no Amy just Lilly and Nana. However went to Jasmine met Kiki just what the doctor ordered. Thanks Aussie.

That Amy was a gem she is missed like now.

Stay safe.

**MurmanDramus** · 06-09-23 17:39

Thanks for the update Aussie. I have an appointment with her tomorrow and now I'm even more excited about it.

**AussieFury** · 06-09-23 14:57

Kiki is still at Jasmin FedWay.

I'll be in a fog for the rest of my day. She is very special.

Mamasan is Lulu, and while I've never had a session with her, I have heard her enthusiastically servicing a client and it sounded like he was having a great time. LOL.

Mamasan at Lotus is a different Lulu.

Mamasan at Lulu is still another one.

It's the default mamasan name. Like Cici for girls.