Escort Reviews

**SR Only** · 06-11-23 18:55

Originally Posted by Garthy [View Original Post]

residuum

Dude, you made me look up this word. Damnit, I'm not supposed to learn smart stuff here. =8 O.

**ElectricRed75** · 06-11-23 17:16

That ass looks great, what was the damage for the QV?

Originally Posted by ThunderLips68 [View Original Post]

I've had my eye on Ms. Thicky and finally made the connection to TOFT. First, the good: her pictures a pretty accurate, she's cute, has a great ass and a pleasant personality. While I would be cautious visiting her location at night, it was fine during the day, and she has a large clean room (same room you see in her pics) off the beaten path and a few cats who were amusing to watch wrestling with each other. The bad: lots of rules (no kissing, no FIV, CBJ only, and only three positions (no CG) available for the main course).

That said, I had a good time. She was freshly showered, with her hair slightly damp, and greeted me with a nice hug (and I couldn't help but squeeze her ass when we embraced, which was quite nice). She said she's a former gymnast, which explains why her bottom is so nice and tight. The CBJ was slow and deep, and her tongue ring felt really good on Little Thunder. Since there was no kissing, I elected to hit it from behind for the main course, enjoying a very nice view.

I went with the QV for the first visit, but I'm planning to repeat for her two pops in a half special. While it wasn't a mind blowing experience, it was perfectly acceptable, and next time I'm in the mood for a CBJ and decent doggy, I'll give Ms. Thicky another call.

Play safe! - TL.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...s/483146627751

**Don101** · 06-11-23 14:24

So I decided to go see her, definitely not worth seeing her. Her skin is all messed up with bruises all over it. And her pussy has a bad odor that will turn you off. After I smelt that I just hurried up and got out of there. Her attitude is really pleasant either. It's rare to find a nice girl with a good attitude these days.

**Don101** · 06-11-23 14:20

Has anyone been able to see her and want to let me know how the experience? I haven't really found anything online about her or in the forum. Haven't even found a review about her either.

**Deanage** · 06-11-23 11:02

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...e/709988465837

**Garthy** · 06-10-23 12:13

Yup- strange days.

Had a call from a girl from back in the better days. She had her kids and was in rehab. Now she is back having made up with her mom (for as long as that may last) and baby-daddy.

I spent a little time with her. She barely looks anything like she did in her glory days. It's kind of shocking actually. But she still has her inherent sweetness.

Not sure where I will go with this-- likely nowhere. The drug epidemic has lain waste to an entire generation of good looking providers. What's left is a horror show residuum.

If she runs into trouble (I give the odds of that about 70/30), I'm sure she or her new boyfriend will figure out how to post. She was never a fan favorite anyway. If I see that she is posting, I will relate. Otherwise I just don't feel right outing her when she seems like she is trying to live the clean life.

**BoxBoy122** · 06-10-23 01:19

Originally Posted by GrayBeard01 [View Original Post]

Your best bet around here is to find a reliable escort and set the meet ahead if time.

Who the hell is out there who is reliable? This board has mostly become one horror story after another and I've gotten burnt myself a couple times.

**Member #6359** · 06-09-23 07:27

Originally Posted by ShovelHead1969 [View Original Post]

Its become a part time job trying to find anything decent to hit. This Circus Elephant has lost her F mind!

Yep, that is f ing gross.

**ThunderLips68** · 06-08-23 19:03

I've had my eye on Ms. Thicky and finally made the connection to TOFT. First, the good: her pictures a pretty accurate, she's cute, has a great ass and a pleasant personality. While I would be cautious visiting her location at night, it was fine during the day, and she has a large clean room (same room you see in her pics) off the beaten path and a few cats who were amusing to watch wrestling with each other. The bad: lots of rules (no kissing, no FIV, CBJ only, and only three positions (no CG) available for the main course).

That said, I had a good time. She was freshly showered, with her hair slightly damp, and greeted me with a nice hug (and I couldn't help but squeeze her ass when we embraced, which was quite nice). She said she's a former gymnast, which explains why her bottom is so nice and tight. The CBJ was slow and deep, and her tongue ring felt really good on Little Thunder. Since there was no kissing, I elected to hit it from behind for the main course, enjoying a very nice view.

I went with the QV for the first visit, but I'm planning to repeat for her two pops in a half special. While it wasn't a mind blowing experience, it was perfectly acceptable, and next time I'm in the mood for a CBJ and decent doggy, I'll give Ms. Thicky another call.

Play safe! - TL.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...s/483146627751

**DonnnyBravo** · 06-08-23 18:18

Originally Posted by HotDiggity [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/sprin...w/066582007407

This has got to be the biggest joke I've seen yet. First of all. Look the the photos this behemoth posted then look at the rates she's asking.

Who in their right mind would even consider paying this land whale that kind of dough?! Someone who has no self-worth that's who.

I mean I get that some guys dig chicks with a little meat on their bones. But this Pillsbury Dough Girl got GPS to infinity if she thinks she's worth that much cash!

Straight out gross. Would NOT screw her for free. Seriously. The game has devolved into a straight up freak show where any cow with a smart phone thinks she can charge outrageous money for the opportunity to hump a hippo. Then on top of all of that nonsense read her terms. Deposit upfront. Yeah right. Top dollar and a bunch of rules.

These broads are out of their damn minds.

I had to read it twice it was so spectacularly ignorant and delusional. I would rather spank the Monkey than touch this wildebeast.

It's kinda depressing how far the game has fallen and the trolls who somehow believe that men will willingly pay to screw this thing.

Oh well. An Ass born for every toilet seat I suppose.

Peace.

What? You don't know prime rib when you see it?

Asks for a deposit to to add insult to injury when you book and get scammed by an elephant. Sorry, I shouldn't insult elephants. Majestic animals.

**ShovelHead1969** · 06-08-23 18:13

Originally Posted by HotDiggity [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/sprin...w/066582007407

This has got to be the biggest joke I've seen yet. First of all. Look the the photos this behemoth posted then look at the rates she's asking.

Who in their right mind would even consider paying this land whale that kind of dough?! Someone who has no self-worth that's who.

I mean I get that some guys dig chicks with a little meat on their bones. But this Pillsbury Dough Girl got GPS to infinity if she thinks she's worth that much cash!

Straight out gross. Would NOT screw her for free. Seriously. The game has devolved into a straight up freak show where any cow with a smart phone thinks she can charge outrageous money for the opportunity to hump a hippo. Then on top of all of that nonsense read her terms. Deposit upfront. Yeah right. Top dollar and a bunch of rules.

These broads are out of their damn minds.

I had to read it twice it was so spectacularly ignorant and delusional. I would rather spank the Monkey than touch this wildebeast.

It's kinda depressing how far the game has fallen and the trolls who somehow believe that men will willingly pay to screw this thing.

Oh well. An Ass born for every toilet seat I suppose.

Peace.

Its become a part time job trying to find anything decent to hit. This Circus Elephant has lost her F mind!

**Hentai Lover** · 06-08-23 18:01

Hey, I'd like to read reports about Cali, good, bad or mediocre.

Thanks, HL.

**TheRealAssMan** · 06-08-23 17:30

Originally Posted by BManZ [View Original Post]

She used to be sane! I checked out her IG and she's completely bonkers, paranoid and certifiably nuts.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...h/692216940191

IG, itsa_lifestylex.

Just saw her on IG live hitting a crack pipe while driving. 😳.

**HotDiggity** · 06-08-23 15:51

https://skipthegames.com/posts/sprin...w/066582007407

This has got to be the biggest joke I've seen yet. First of all. Look the the photos this behemoth posted then look at the rates she's asking.

Who in their right mind would even consider paying this land whale that kind of dough?! Someone who has no self-worth that's who.

I mean I get that some guys dig chicks with a little meat on their bones. But this Pillsbury Dough Girl got GPS to infinity if she thinks she's worth that much cash!

Straight out gross. Would NOT screw her for free. Seriously. The game has devolved into a straight up freak show where any cow with a smart phone thinks she can charge outrageous money for the opportunity to hump a hippo. Then on top of all of that nonsense read her terms. Deposit upfront. Yeah right. Top dollar and a bunch of rules.

These broads are out of their damn minds.

I had to read it twice it was so spectacularly ignorant and delusional. I would rather spank the Monkey than touch this wildebeast.

It's kinda depressing how far the game has fallen and the trolls who somehow believe that men will willingly pay to screw this thing.

Oh well. An Ass born for every toilet seat I suppose.

Peace.

**Creeper1** · 06-08-23 14:39

Originally Posted by BMart80 [View Original Post]

Been a while since I posted. Nothing worth mentioning I suppose. I was feeling rambunctious today so I took a shot all the way out in Manchester.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...-/732535874214

She's real, she's the girl in the pics. She has top notch natural tits as long as you don't mind a little hang which I actually prefer. They're real and they're spectacular! She does squirt and quite quickly and easily. Not like a shot across the room squirt but a good solid gush with repeatability. Her menu is a little embellished with the GFE stuff like kissing. She stopped me and announced that she doesn't really like to do that and it's more $$ yada yada yada. I digress, the dream went like this. I walked into her seedy motel in Manchester, it was a little smoky and don't smell like cigarettes. Take what you will from that. She has demons but was definitely coherent. She asked for the donation to be made after a quick hug. She laid out a towel on the bed and laid over it and began to rub her quite nice meaty lipped pussy with a piercing. Within seconds she gushed onto the towel but she never stopped rubbing it and in the first 5 minutes or so she popped 2 or 3 more times while I watched and stroked right next to it. The BJ was weak by my standards but still actually felt good and might have popped me if I let it. No throat, no spit just the head in and bobbed a tiny bit while she worked heavy hand action on the rest. Like an old pro from a strip club. Now that I say it, that may be where she got her start. Her tits are great in my opinion though. I really enjoyed them. I asked her to jump on top but she had cramps or something, whatever insert the basic excuse here. So we went mish which I like anyway and I want to se and squeeze the tits. As soon as I went in she reached down and started rubbing her clit. This girl lives to cum. She did at least once while we fucked and after I nutted in the bag after a few she kept rubbing even though she knew I was done. But I left my shrinking member in her and she grinded on it until she got one more out. Overall I really liked our time. She's very pretty, maybe a couple pounds heavier than her pics but she has a really good body and I loved her hangers. I will likely repeat but she is far for me. For now until she falls of the deep end with the partying I think she's a good time. If she lived up to her full menu she could be my new favorite for a little while. But as it stands I'd call her a solid 7. 5-8 based on the current ct availability.

It's been a while since I hung out with a girl some sort of shit always comes up. About half of a block away from Motel I see three cops pull in. Hang out around the corner for a few minutes then pull where I can have a decent vantage point cops were questioning someone and the basic vicinity of where she told me her room was. I had shot her a message cops pulled in got a reply from her 20 minutes later I know.