Massage Parlor Reports

[SteveSmithAbq]

Was in MoCo for a minute and stopped by an old hidden gem at Bliss Reflex off the pike, that allow me to do alot once we get the only 2 massage rooms with doors, she was such a stunner with a great ass, she went by coco, it was her last day, but damn she was such a hottie for her early 40's looking like she was 28. Got super jealous when I visited other girls that she stormed out the back of the parlor one visit and I had to switch it up back to her. That gave me such a good laugh.

Thanks for the report on Bliss, Brother. I'm in the area quite a bit. Did Coco say anything about where she might be headed next?

[Serpico99]

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

After getting a good nut from one of ATFs in rotation, I had an urge for a second quick cheap nut and wanted to try out the "drive through, fast food AMP" a. K. a. Manassas Massage Therapy. I rang the bell and a provider opened the door, which I asked if Nana was available. The provider said "no Nana" in broken English so I said I would return some other time. This provider was fairly tall for the usual Chinese providers who work in the DMV area, had long black straight hair, and her tight t shirt was sporting some noticeable C cups but it could be just a padded bra. She was not thin rail thin but not fat either, average body. Her face though didn't really turn me on so that's why I left. Not sure if she was Nana or if she was another provider there who rotated in.

[DoYouKnow]

There are 2 others in the area, but I do like Lisa, she is a easy on the eyes, nice frame, but will get only a great happy ending while playing with some C cups and hearing her moan and pretty good massage as well. Keep her around and stayed cleaned before you visit the ladies, especially if there are no table showers.

[DoYouKnow]

This one is in my backyard. Any one test the waters yet without getting drown. She has grabbed my attention to try within the next couple days. Works out of hotel.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22944118.html

[DoYouKnow]

Several fake posted on RubMD for Evergreen, this place in run down with grannies which may be an understatement IMHO, but to each its own. Went there twice in the past month and left and took my donation with me. Would prefer to just go around the way to CiCi Spa and see young and busty Vivian, I believe they have some new talent there. No FS, but a decent massage and great finish, if you are a regular I believe. The manager always text me when someone new arrives.

Was in MoCo for a minute and stopped by an old hidden gem at Bliss Reflex off the pike, that allow me to do alot once we get the only 2 massage rooms with doors, she was such a stunner with a great ass, she went by coco, it was her last day, but damn she was such a hottie for her early 40's looking like she was 28. Got super jealous when I visited other girls that she stormed out the back of the parlor one visit and I had to switch it up back to her. That gave me such a good laugh.

Found another Jewel Relax spa in Arlington, she only works there like every other week or when she wants to but damn, she gives a 5 star massage and got one hell of a nice body with some gorgeous full man mades. Seniors, feel free to drop me a message for details, don't want a stampede there.

Sterling has some really good new talent (Latino) they have 3 on board now, 1 they took from MoCo that was an escort going back Destiny, she is rebranded now but she is thinking of moving over to FHOH. They only have appointments only. They have several adds with different numbers but the menu is wide open. The owner is hot ASF.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ira-33174.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ief-27414.html

This one is pricey but damn she is on fire and will literally blow your mind. She is worth it and if she is really feeling you. Like any other woman, she will show you that.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...n-a-33140.html

Has anyone partaken of these 2 yet.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-31311.html

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/3130301

[DisMan6]

Attempt #2 in posting since it just loves timing out when posting so apologies if this is a double post.

Dreamt that I ended up in Anna Hessentaoil. Strange dungeon-like place (no shower avail) where I was greeted by Abby. Would describe her as mid to late 30's with cute face and thin body. She has a very bubbly personality, has decent English, and was kind and non-rushed. House fee. 5 for hh where the massage lasted 15 min. On the flip I asked about expanded menu where she complied and ended up with total damage being $. 9 for my visit. Would repeat for the massage and extras.

She also mentioned the spa might be moving to Manassas in the near future but who knows.

[DisMan6]

Yes prices every where are up. Less than a year ago, it seemed 70 was standard AMP fee with 40-50 being damage for standard NOVA. When I revisited one of the first places and was told price increase I just shrugged my shoulders and wish I had one of those stickers of a certain person pointing his finger with caption "I did that. " It would have been nice to discreetly stick it to her pants.

Most house fees tend to depend on what type of establishment it is and are generally 50/70 for hh / hr in Chinese establishments and 60/80 for hh / hr in Korean establishments. Maybe providers are asking for more tips nowadays but I feel like the house fees haven't changed much over the years. Also doesn't help that you see some people reporting on here that they tip $ for nova ending.

[Member #6802]

80 for the hour is still standard everywhere I've been in this area.

Tips from 60 (half hearted HJ) to 140 (CFS If that's your thing). I'm sure there are variances from place to place and lady to lady but that seems to be the standard right now I haven't heard of anyone charging 120 for the hour.

Yes prices every where are up. Less than a year ago, it seemed 70 was standard AMP fee with 40-50 being damage for standard NOVA. When I revisited one of the first places and was told price increase I just shrugged my shoulders and wish I had one of those stickers of a certain person pointing his finger with caption "I did that. " It would have been nice to discreetly stick it to her pants.

[LoonyBinPatrol]

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

But extra is meh.

[Patch24m]

Had a chance to pull the trigger on my first Thai experience this morning. Setup with Ronda in Annandale was easy. Agreed on 10 am appointment but arrived 20 minutes early. She said, no problem, come on up. Sent specific instructions on how to get up to the room. Once there, met with a hug and was told to undress and get comfortable. Got on a legit massage table with the head attachment. Semi-therapeutic massage followed. Nice pressure and it was performed topless. Not sure if this is SOP with Thai providers (I didn't ask for a topless massage). Transition to the main event was rather abrupt but nice finish -- I wasn't a fan of the vibrator, LOL!. She's still not FS but said next month it opens up on her menu. Cleanup followed by a nice head massage and some leg stretching. She's definitely not a clock watcher. I was there for 1.5 hours (paid for 1).

Overall, nice first Thai experience. Ronda was chatty when she needed to and quiet during the massage. I will probably be back, but I need to tell her to skip the vibrator next time. Seniors, PM for deets.

[BlueDrifter]

Had free time and was bored so went back to One to hopefully get apple but got Cream again. She gave me this whole attitude about how I only tipped $. 2 and I owed her for last time. Since I wasn't in the hassle mood just gave extra dub this visit. On way out mamasan brought over new girl named Jade who looked great and asked when I return. Left went to Rosie's to try win some money and of course lost. On way home saw Oasis on rt1 and stopped in. Don't think I will be going back as it was 70 for hh and $. 5 for the full massage. Masseuse did have a very fit body in a skimpy nipple slip dress. Maybe another time.

[FourNick8]

This is the type of place that you hit up after getting blue balls from a spa you mistakenly thought would give extras but you end up just getting a legit massage and you just need to get a quick nut off LOL. Or it's a place you hit up after an urge to drop a second nut after dropping your first nut at your favorite AMP but you don't want to pay another house fee and tip again.

I think she was trying to squeeze you in between appointments and wanted to keep the 50 for herself.

When I saw her get out of her handlers car on Saturday I reported here she seemed completely clueless to how the business works here in NOVA. Offered $ for FS multiple positions and she didn't bat an eye. Suspect she will learn how it works here soon or be gone.

One thing I forgot to mention in my report. While she was grinding hard on CG I pulled and stretched her light colored nipples excessively-stretching then out over an inch and she didn't mind at all. Most all providers won't let me do that.

[Serpico99]

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior a jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

This is the type of place that you hit up after getting blue balls from a spa you mistakenly thought would give extras but you end up just getting a legit massage and you just need to get a quick nut off LOL. Or it's a place you hit up after an urge to drop a second nut after dropping your first nut at your favorite AMP but you don't want to pay another house fee and tip again.

I think she was trying to squeeze you in between appointments and wanted to keep the 50 for herself.

[SmittyJ]

That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.

Well I didn't order anything from the menu, they just thru it out the delivery window when I drove by! LOL.

I'll take it as a W but now got to spend more to ge the back rub I was after. .

[TheDrowned]

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.