Massage Parlor Reports

**ZoopaKid** · 06-03-23 00:50

Just did more scooping.

Alice massage.

Bibi and Sofia in this case I would choose Sofia than Bibi nice body her blue dress compliments it Bibi taller lady skinny but her face steered me.

River massage.

Very stressful place because of how many people there is but today they only showed me three all aunties passed.

Goddess massage.

Two girls working there short skinny girl wearing a silver dress she's alright and then a taller lady with curly hair wearing a black dress her face was nice both attitudes seem ok I read from a previous report that they looked rude but I didn't get that.

Massage next to barbershop.

This place is always hard to get into because of the barbershop door always being open very frustrating place to get into if you're like me and being discreet as possible so if anyone has intel please let me know.

Massage next to marathon gas station.

Never really tried this place but greeted by an auntie and asked for another and here comes Anna she's pretty no doubt blonde hair nice top to expose her goods a little bit and nice short shorts to show a little bit of frame and show her nice legs definitely will try maybe this.

**AussieFury** · 06-02-23 13:06

Dropped by a few spots today to see if any new "beginning of the month" girls are here. Looks like most start tomorrow, but there was a new girl at Goddess FedWay.

She's thin, prolly late 30's early 40's, small chest, pretty-ish with perfect English with zero accent. Zero smiles. I was polite and friendly as I normally am. She was not. She refused to tell me her name. She asked why I was coming by now if I didn't want a massage until later. I told the truth and said I was on my way to work and wanted to see who was working to decide where I'll get my after-work massage. She said in a very rude tone: "how it works is you come by when you're ready for a massage and you get whoever is available. It might be me, it might be someone else. ".

I thanked her for "telling me how it works" and politely excused myself.

My experience has been that if they don't smile at all during the greeting and come across rude at first, it won't get better and the service will suck.

If anyone sees her, please let us know her name and then you can tell me how right I was. LOL.

**AussieFury** · 06-02-23 11:33

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Hottie: Young and hot.

Pre-MILF: Hot, not young, but not quite old enough to be a MILF yet.

MILF: Slightly older woman that is still hot.

Auntie: Same age range as MILF but not hot.

Grannie: Old enough that her age alone makes her not hot.

EDIT: An auntie isn't an uggo. She's not ugly, she's just not hot.

**AussieFury** · 06-02-23 10:04

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Helo Gents it has been a while. Made my way to Lulus, was greeted by Lilly and ask to see Nana who was busy but Amy was available sun dress bubbly girl. Very limited English no problem. Lilly gave big hug when I walked in and Amy very handsy on the way to the room, during the massage I got YoYo vibes for sure very bubbly great set of B's CFS solid fun with her positively will repeat with her. Will go back to check out Nana but very happy with Amy. Very enthusiastic girl. Will repeat.

Stay safe.

I also got Yoyo vibes from Amy. I hope she sticks around a while.

**AussieFury** · 06-02-23 09:59

Originally Posted by ZoopaKid [View Original Post]

Here are the places I stopped by today just to look around.

Nima Massage.

Blonde Asian auntie pretty cute decent body claims she's the only one working but I doubt it.

If I finalized my search definitely would try her.

Lotus Massage.

Mia short Asian MILF and Linda for those who know pretty tall black hair wearing a beautiful white dress exposing her butt cleavage out. They are here working this month I remember Mia from NB she was usually there and YMMV I had a good time with her.

Lulu Massage.

Nana and Amy are at this location today Nana is a short little spinner chick with a flower dress today and nana is a taller lady looks pre MILF no luck of English what do ever had to use the translate.

Ocean 3 massage.

Two girls another Mia she's been here for awhile Pre MILF nice attitude wearing a tight silver dress tight body and Cici if I spelt it right auntie for sure kinda chubby but very nice attitude.

Anyone got more details about Linda at Lotus?

**AussieFury** · 06-02-23 09:58

Hottie: Young and hot.

Pre-MILF: Hot, not young, but not quite old enough to be a MILF yet.

MILF: Slightly older woman that is still hot.

Auntie: Same age range as MILF but not hot.

Grannie: Old enough that her age alone makes her not hot.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 06-02-23 00:06

Helo Gents it has been a while. Made my way to Lulus, was greeted by Lilly and ask to see Nana who was busy but Amy was available sun dress bubbly girl. Very limited English no problem. Lilly gave big hug when I walked in and Amy very handsy on the way to the room, during the massage I got YoYo vibes for sure very bubbly great set of B's CFS solid fun with her positively will repeat with her. Will go back to check out Nana but very happy with Amy. Very enthusiastic girl. Will repeat.

Stay safe.

**ZoopaKid** · 06-01-23 20:35

Here are the places I stopped by today just to look around.

Nima Massage.

Blonde Asian auntie pretty cute decent body claims she's the only one working but I doubt it.

If I finalized my search definitely would try her.

Lotus Massage.

Mia short Asian MILF and Linda for those who know pretty tall black hair wearing a beautiful white dress exposing her butt cleavage out. They are here working this month I remember Mia from NB she was usually there and YMMV I had a good time with her.

Lulu Massage.

Nana and Amy are at this location today Nana is a short little spinner chick with a flower dress today and nana is a taller lady looks pre MILF no luck of English what do ever had to use the translate.

Ocean 3 massage.

Two girls another Mia she's been here for awhile Pre MILF nice attitude wearing a tight silver dress tight body and Cici if I spelt it right auntie for sure kinda chubby but very nice attitude.

**Italian Steel** · 06-01-23 19:36

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

I've seen the term "auntie" here and always assumed it was for an unattractive older woman, vs MILF, whose definition is contained in the acronym. It seems I am wrong about what the term means. Would you and a few others here kindly weigh in with your own definitions so that I can have a better understanding of the term? I apologize for the thread's brief detour, but I just wanted to clarify terms. I know the terms mean different things to different people, but to a point, they can be similar. Thanks in advance.

SY.

I don't think there's a specific definition. I look at it as an age category and not a scale of beauty.

Here's my personal definition:

30-40 = MILF.

41-50 = Auntie.

Over 50 = Granny.

**ScotchYoke** · 06-01-23 18:54

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

Usually good looking Milfs and Aunties.

I've seen the term "auntie" here and always assumed it was for an unattractive older woman, vs MILF, whose definition is contained in the acronym. It seems I am wrong about what the term means. Would you and a few others here kindly weigh in with your own definitions so that I can have a better understanding of the term? I apologize for the thread's brief detour, but I just wanted to clarify terms. I know the terms mean different things to different people, but to a point, they can be similar. Thanks in advance.

SY.

**FaroutAdventur** · 06-01-23 14:11

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Anyone got updates for the Tacoma AMP cluster? MM status? Labellas? Pinee? Lollibee?

Two more shoppes in Burien appear closed for good.

Closed! Closed and closed!

**Italian Steel** · 06-01-23 11:48

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

When was the last time you went? My experience has been HE only with some reasonably attractive older ladies, but I haven't been since it was called Clover massage.

Probably about 2 months ago. I like to go here when I want a non-FS massage and HJ in Tacoma. Naked HJ some non-FS extras might be had depending on the provider. The only thing I don't like is they often wear a mask for most or all of the massage. Last two visits I would put the provider's age at 35 and 40 respectively with nice bodies and great boobs.

**ScotchYoke** · 06-01-23 05:47

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

I have been to Celestial on 38th. If that's the one you mean, it's Chinese and HE with potential / limited extras (YMMV). Usually good looking Milfs and Aunties. They do a great massage and finish -- often with dirty talk. The rooms are comfortable, quiet, and clean. The parking lot is in the back with a back entrance for convenience. One additional note: If they greet you wearing jeans or long pants, don't worry. They will change into something more "appropriate" for your massage.

When was the last time you went? My experience has been HE only with some reasonably attractive older ladies, but I haven't been since it was called Clover massage.

**Italian Steel** · 06-01-23 00:13

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Anyone ever had luck at Celestial Body on Yakima? So rare to find Viet spas.

I have been to Celestial on 38th. If that's the one you mean, it's Chinese and HE with potential / limited extras (YMMV). Usually good looking Milfs and Aunties. They do a great massage and finish -- often with dirty talk. The rooms are comfortable, quiet, and clean. The parking lot is in the back with a back entrance for convenience. One additional note: If they greet you wearing jeans or long pants, don't worry. They will change into something more "appropriate" for your massage.