Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 06-05-23 12:34

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Any one got reviews on alameda detox?

On firestone and Holmes?

I send you a private message.

**LngTimeMongr** · 06-04-23 23:13

Any one got reviews on alameda detox?

On firestone and Holmes?

**PriscillaM** · 06-04-23 20:41

When I get a blow job at a local AMP, I am going to post endlessly about it. You will never hear the end of it.

**PriscillaM** · 06-04-23 10:24

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

Would like more info? Especially if there are white girls.

Let us know if you get phone number and share them please.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 06-04-23 05:40

Originally Posted by LAmong [View Original Post]

Made a pit stop at Shake Shack in Weho today. Out of the corner of my eye I see a sign in a spot that I have never seen before. My favorite kind of sign: Massage in big caps letters, directly across the street.

Upon further research, it appears this place is called "Maxxage Spa". The number listed on their website shows up in google tied a law office. LOL. But on the IG they have a link to Telegram number for appointments. They also seem linked to BH Spa (check IG. Bhspa with an underscore) - lots of white girls on the IG.

What's the deal? Anyone with intel? Is this new spot up and running? And was is / was BH Spa all about?

Would like more info? Especially if there are white girls.

**LngTimeMongr** · 06-03-23 12:43

Originally Posted by DannyFknKay [View Original Post]

I'll take a liberal view of "UCLA area" because there's nothing in Westwood, but here goes:

Luxury on Santa Monica blvd.

Accu Chiro Care in Culver City.

Head to West Hollywood and hit up 8155, or get a bbjcim with rimming from Anna at Smile.

If you want an LA legend who is well pat her prime, go see gilf Mary at Santa Monica on Santa Monica for a 3 hole bb experience that's a lot like a walk on the Hollywood walk of fame. Sounds glamorous and is something you just got to do, more run down and trashier than you expected, you leave feeling a little filthy and wondering if it was all with it, vowing never to go back (but of course you do).

I've made that vow so many times with so many providers LOL.

**PriscillaM** · 06-03-23 09:08

Originally Posted by TomCody1986 [View Original Post]

340X: has anyone had a decent experience here? I have stopped in twice and both times could not bring myself to stay because the therapists were gross. First time curly hair and glasses, this time she looked like someone's single aunt. Heavy and gross makeup. I'm not expecting a gorgeous model but I need a little better look.

Has anyone tried the west side Colombians who have been all over backpage? I am tracking their ads and am intrigued by Ashley and Jasmine, curious if anyone has had a chance.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../23005070.html

As far as I know 340 x is a scam and / or has endandgered specie whales working there. I went once, had a decent experience. Then I came back and she had me almost see this orca, and I told the owner that she was going to need a bigger boat.

Now I see a shill review on maps of rubbing and lots of accusations by the owner that a competitor is saying bad things about her.

As for the latinas near lax, the scuttlebutt is that the ladies there have more mommie damage to the tummy than if lizzo had triplets.

**DannyFknKay** · 06-02-23 23:37

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Coming into town for a few days mid June. Can anyone recommend a FS spa around UCLA area? Thanks in advance. If ever in Chicago area hit me up I know a few excellent providers.

I'll take a liberal view of "UCLA area" because there's nothing in Westwood, but here goes:

Luxury on Santa Monica blvd.

Accu Chiro Care in Culver City.

Head to West Hollywood and hit up 8155, or get a bbjcim with rimming from Anna at Smile.

If you want an LA legend who is well pat her prime, go see gilf Mary at Santa Monica on Santa Monica for a 3 hole bb experience that's a lot like a walk on the Hollywood walk of fame. Sounds glamorous and is something you just got to do, more run down and trashier than you expected, you leave feeling a little filthy and wondering if it was all with it, vowing never to go back (but of course you do).

**TomCody1986** · 06-02-23 18:53

340X: has anyone had a decent experience here? I have stopped in twice and both times could not bring myself to stay because the therapists were gross. First time curly hair and glasses, this time she looked like someone's single aunt. Heavy and gross makeup. I'm not expecting a gorgeous model but I need a little better look.

Has anyone tried the west side Colombians who have been all over backpage? I am tracking their ads and am intrigued by Ashley and Jasmine, curious if anyone has had a chance.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../23005070.html

**PlayerN818** · 06-02-23 09:00

Originally Posted by ISpySomething [View Original Post]

What do we think of her? Seems like a possibility to me.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44817/

Nice rack.

**LAmong** · 06-01-23 23:31

Made a pit stop at Shake Shack in Weho today. Out of the corner of my eye I see a sign in a spot that I have never seen before. My favorite kind of sign: Massage in big caps letters, directly across the street.

Upon further research, it appears this place is called "Maxxage Spa". The number listed on their website shows up in google tied a law office. LOL. But on the IG they have a link to Telegram number for appointments. They also seem linked to BH Spa (check IG. Bhspa with an underscore) - lots of white girls on the IG.

What's the deal? Anyone with intel? Is this new spot up and running? And was is / was BH Spa all about?

**ISpySomething** · 06-01-23 21:29

What do we think of her? Seems like a possibility to me.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44817/

**PriscillaM** · 06-01-23 19:50

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Coming into town for a few days mid June. Can anyone recommend a FS spa around UCLA area? Thanks in advance. If ever in Chicago area hit me up I know a few excellent providers.

Your best bet is to hang out on Hilgard and fuck a sorority gal.

There are no FS options near UCLA, and by mid June, spring semester (which has been a disaster for seeing titties on my walks through campus due to the June gloom.

If you like fake pictures of Asian gals, you can read the forums below about "hot young Asians" and fuck girls around 15 minutes of a drive from UCLA.

Westwood. The area near UCLA has some good less then full serve AMPs. Goldfinger and wharf are good.

There are some rooskie agencies in the area with high end WGs like 700 flowers and up.

Go bruins.

**SpaDude777** · 06-01-23 19:03

Coming into town for a few days mid June. Can anyone recommend a FS spa around UCLA area? Thanks in advance. If ever in Chicago area hit me up I know a few excellent providers.

**LAPartner** · 06-01-23 15:41

Originally Posted by Drooo [View Original Post]

Is it really NURU? I've been wanting to try it out but can't find anything locally. It looks like lots of fun if it's anything like the videos I've seen.

It's not. Word of advice: "nuru" as of late has started to just mean "her boobs touch your back".

Nuru Lush has normal massage tables (worse than that, actually. They're like very thin, small tables. Seems like a plank of wood with foam on top) not Nuru mattresses, small ass rooms, and they use normal massage oil. Again, it is NOT nuru. Not even close.

The nuru you watch in videos, the girls grind their pussy on the dude's back, slide all over the front, camel slides, etc. The nuru in these places, they literally just slide their boobs lightly over your back. They don't even put their weight on you. Some girls don't even get on the table, they slide their boobs around standing on the side. Fun fact: boobs fucking suck as massage givers. They're soft.

If their whole body isn't pressed up against you, using nuru gel, and a mattress, it's not nuru. It's the bullshit buzzword that LA places use.