Escort Reports

**Snooby** · 05-30-23 22:13

Originally Posted by Nhpdx [View Original Post]

IMHO there are dozens of hot companions in the Seattle area that will make you forget you ever saw her ad for HALF the price. You do what you do but in my experience developing a longer term connection with a local girl will provide months, if not years, of full contact GFE interludes that rival anything a traveling sales girl could ever offer. More often than nought the photos are highly doctored.

I can give you a list of 100% sexy as F. Companions that will want you in their stable and will do just about anything to keep you happy and cuming back. If "strange" is all you want go for it but once she has left town in a day or two what do you have? Make sure you do a date with the traveler that includes video so you have something to remember her by and compare her to when she comes back used and abused MILF later.

Stay with the local girls and be rewarded in ways the travelers can never meet.

OK, K-Girls are excluded from this conversation since they provide a service unknown to western men.

I want this list man. High quality girls are hard to find here.

**Freaky360** · 05-30-23 21:56

Originally Posted by BackInSea [View Original Post]

$500 with that many No's. Yeah, fuck that. These ratchet hoes are out of control, but the ass-kissing simps will always see them.

Hmm her ad shows $1000 for 2 hours of incall. That's fucking insane with all those no's on her list. You guys must be bored to tears and rich as fuck LOL. That's not a provider in my book.

**IronClad999** · 05-30-23 21:21

Originally Posted by BackInSea [View Original Post]

$500 with that many No's. Yeah, fuck that. These ratchet hoes are out of control, but the ass-kissing simps will always see them.

Both bookers and providers are targetting weak guys aka simps wallet cas they know there are many that are desperate for "pussys", hence upcharges and sht are more popular than skills now LOL.

**BackInSea** · 05-30-23 20:46

Originally Posted by Hnidkfa [View Original Post]

Https: www. Tna board.com/ member. Php? 536006-jasmineeee] (be sure to close the spaces).

The Good: she is gorgeous, indeed the girl in the pic, and matched my expectations look-wise!

The Bad / Ugly: safety girls are safety girls and I respect their boundaries, but several things taken too far ruined the mood:

1. I brought my own top-tiered condoms and showed her the expiration date of 2025, she still insisted on using her crappy gas station Skyns which felt like rubber hoses.

2. I put lube on my dick before putting on her condom, she insisted that I should've have. And got a hand towel to clean my dick off because "that's how condoms fall off". I explained to her that for a man, the inside of the condom rubs against the skin and chafes it, so I needed that lube. She insisted that there's already a some lube in the condom and that's enough to get by. I don't expect escorts to be the brightest crayon in the box, but this one is dropped-from-four-flights-of-stairs stupid. Whatever, the little head just wanted some action so I instead of arguing, I unhappily complied.

3. During sex, if you can even call it sex, she's holding the condom with her trashy long fingernails. Not only is it irritating, I could barely thrust halfway in and out!

After 5 m of this futility, while fuming about how stupid this ***** was, I had enough and declared I wasn't in the mood anymore, and escorted her out.

Booked her for 2 h OC, didn't feel like finishing so kicked her out in 20 m.

TLDR: No lube on a gas station tiered condom while holding it back with long trashy fingernails. There is "safety girl" and there is go-find-another-fucking-profession-*****. This is the first time where service was so bad, I didn't give a shit about how hot the girl was, and kicked her out.

I wanted action, but not desperate enough to subject myself to this kind of bullshit.

Avoid avoid avoid.

$500 with that many No's. Yeah, fuck that. These ratchet hoes are out of control, but the ass-kissing simps will always see them.

**QuickDip** · 05-30-23 20:10

Originally Posted by LoveBJ [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/feder...f/636958582563

Title Best Head Ever. . Five Minutes Flat Or Your Money Back!

Am I looking at different pictures than other people? What part of that profile seems like a good option? I mean, I'm asking a serious question here. If a provider posts pictures from a 15 year old razor phone and you can't even see what they look like, why would anybody even consider it?

**DukeDraper** · 05-30-23 19:25

Originally Posted by Hnidkfa [View Original Post]

https://uniquecondom.com/#products.

+ Latex-free.

+ At 0.008 mm, it's about 8 x as thin as the Skyn Original trash she used being 0. 065 mm.

+ Excellent heat transfer, honestly after using these, everything else on the market feels like a rubber hose.

+ Texture is crinkly plastic wrap, not stretchy. Part of the dead feeling of traditional condoms is that they stretch over your member like a balloon, this one does not and gives you a better rolling feel during thrusting.

I use the Unique Plus, you might just want to get the Plus or XXL and try both!

May have to check those out!

When I can, I opt for the Sagami Original 001 (. 01 mm). Only issue is even the Large ones feel tight but very good heat transfer and feel great. No chaffing like the other cheap shit.

**Hnidkfa** · 05-30-23 16:44

https://uniquecondom.com/#products.

+ Latex-free.

+ At 0.008 mm, it's about 8 x as thin as the Skyn Original trash she used being 0. 065 mm.

+ Excellent heat transfer, honestly after using these, everything else on the market feels like a rubber hose.

+ Texture is crinkly plastic wrap, not stretchy. Part of the dead feeling of traditional condoms is that they stretch over your member like a balloon, this one does not and gives you a better rolling feel during thrusting.

I use the Unique Plus, you might just want to get the Plus or XXL and try both!

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

I've had her blocked for a while, not sure why but must have been a good reason. I am curious though what condoms you recommend? I have larger girth, and the ones providers typically use aren't the best. I'd love to find one that was really good for CBJ as well. Trying to play it more safe these days.

**GeniusCasanova** · 05-30-23 14:53

Originally Posted by Hnidkfa [View Original Post]

Https: www. Tna board.com/ member. Php? 536006-jasmineeee] (be sure to close the spaces).

The Good: she is gorgeous, indeed the girl in the pic, and matched my expectations look-wise!

The Bad / Ugly: safety girls are safety girls and I respect their boundaries, but several things taken too far ruined the mood:

1. I brought my own top-tiered condoms and showed her the expiration date of 2025, she still insisted on using her crappy gas station Skyns which felt like rubber hoses.

2. I put lube on my dick before putting on her condom, she insisted that I should've have. And got a hand towel to clean my dick off because "that's how condoms fall off". I explained to her that for a man, the inside of the condom rubs against the skin and chafes it, so I needed that lube. She insisted that there's already a some lube in the condom and that's enough to get by. I don't expect escorts to be the brightest crayon in the box, but this one is dropped-from-four-flights-of-stairs stupid. Whatever, the little head just wanted some action so I instead of arguing, I unhappily complied.

3. During sex, if you can even call it sex, she's holding the condom with her trashy long fingernails. Not only is it irritating, I could barely thrust halfway in and out!

After 5 m of this futility, while fuming about how stupid this ***** was, I had enough and declared I wasn't in the mood anymore, and escorted her out.

Booked her for 2 h OC, didn't feel like finishing so kicked her out in 20 m.

TLDR: No lube on a gas station tiered condom while holding it back with long trashy fingernails. There is "safety girl" and there is go-find-another-fucking-profession-*****. This is the first time where service was so bad, I didn't give a shit about how hot the girl was, and kicked her out.

I wanted action, but not desperate enough to subject myself to this kind of bullshit.

Avoid avoid avoid.

Well, her profile dislikes pretty much says she doesn't like sex. She likes money. I don't see why people are seeing these $$$ HH girls who don't even like penis. The only ones I would remotely consider at that rate are probably Buffy for her great service and intellect or dulcecolombiana for her no holds barred sexcapades. Stop paying outrageous rates for a handshake and a hug, guys.

**Michael1967** · 05-30-23 14:37

Originally Posted by DukeDraper [View Original Post]

Was this a recent review? Just searched her profile and reviews and didn't see it. Did it get taken down already or was this just a review posted for this board only?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-not-trust-her

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2305369-Mechanical-flat-conversation-low-desire-to-please-not-a-repeat-for-me-2-5-stars-%26%23128078%3B

Here you go.

**DukeDraper** · 05-30-23 14:10

Originally Posted by Michael1967 [View Original Post]

The White Knights are strong on this one on the other board. Anything not 100% glowing about her is quickly shot down with "she's such a sweetheart and so beautiful". It's funny that she told you to not do something because it will make the condom come off and then she holds on to the condom the entire time. There is very little that makes me angry, but condom holders are the absolute worst, I would have also ended it immediately.

Also, did you pay her for two hours?

Was this a recent review? Just searched her profile and reviews and didn't see it. Did it get taken down already or was this just a review posted for this board only?

**HelloThar** · 05-30-23 13:48

Originally Posted by Michael1967 [View Original Post]

The White Knights are strong on this one on the other board. Anything not 100% glowing about her is quickly shot down with "she's such a sweetheart and so beautiful". It's funny that she told you to not do something because it will make the condom come off and then she holds on to the condom the entire time. There is very little that makes me angry, but condom holders are the absolute worst, I would have also ended it immediately.

Also, did you pay her for two hours?

Funny enough I also had her blocked and I've never met her before.

Also for the poster below, would definitely recommend doing shorter incall appts first, especially if you haven't met the provider before. Unless she's really high volume, chances are you can just extend the session if you feel like she's worth it, and she'll probably appreciate it more too. Two hour outcall for a first time meet seems risky to me both financially and otherwise, especially with how absolute garbage the reviews are on the other site.

**BirdWatching** · 05-30-23 13:10

Has anyone here sean her?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?586683-Miss_Alexia

Thank you.

**Mitch Cor** · 05-30-23 12:42

I've had her blocked for a while, not sure why but must have been a good reason. I am curious though what condoms you recommend? I have larger girth, and the ones providers typically use aren't the best. I'd love to find one that was really good for CBJ as well. Trying to play it more safe these days.

Originally Posted by Michael1967 [View Original Post]

The White Knights are strong on this one on the other board. Anything not 100% glowing about her is quickly shot down with "she's such a sweetheart and so beautiful". It's funny that she told you to not do something because it will make the condom come off and then she holds on to the condom the entire time. There is very little that makes me angry, but condom holders are the absolute worst, I would have also ended it immediately.

Also, did you pay her for two hours?

**Michael1967** · 05-30-23 12:28

Originally Posted by Hnidkfa [View Original Post]

Https: www. Tna board.com/ member. Php? 536006-jasmineeee] (be sure to close the spaces).

The Good: she is gorgeous, indeed the girl in the pic, and matched my expectations look-wise!

The Bad / Ugly: safety girls are safety girls and I respect their boundaries, but several things taken too far ruined the mood:

1. I brought my own top-tiered condoms and showed her the expiration date of 2025, she still insisted on using her crappy gas station Skyns which felt like rubber hoses.

2. I put lube on my dick before putting on her condom, she insisted that I should've have. And got a hand towel to clean my dick off because "that's how condoms fall off". I explained to her that for a man, the inside of the condom rubs against the skin and chafes it, so I needed that lube. She insisted that there's already a some lube in the condom and that's enough to get by. I don't expect escorts to be the brightest crayon in the box, but this one is dropped-from-four-flights-of-stairs stupid. Whatever, the little head just wanted some action so I instead of arguing, I unhappily complied.

3. During sex, if you can even call it sex, she's holding the condom with her trashy long fingernails. Not only is it irritating, I could barely thrust halfway in and out!

After 5 m of this futility, while fuming about how stupid this ***** was, I had enough and declared I wasn't in the mood anymore, and escorted her out.

Booked her for 2 h OC, didn't feel like finishing so kicked her out in 20 m.

TLDR: No lube on a gas station tiered condom while holding it back with long trashy fingernails. There is "safety girl" and there is go-find-another-fucking-profession-*****. This is the first time where service was so bad, I didn't give a shit about how hot the girl was, and kicked her out.

I wanted action, but not desperate enough to subject myself to this kind of bullshit.

Avoid avoid avoid.

The White Knights are strong on this one on the other board. Anything not 100% glowing about her is quickly shot down with "she's such a sweetheart and so beautiful". It's funny that she told you to not do something because it will make the condom come off and then she holds on to the condom the entire time. There is very little that makes me angry, but condom holders are the absolute worst, I would have also ended it immediately.

Also, did you pay her for two hours?

**3Putt** · 05-30-23 11:36

Originally Posted by Hnidkfa [View Original Post]

Https: www. Tna board.com/ member. Php? 536006-jasmineeee] (be sure to close the spaces).

The Good: she is gorgeous, indeed the girl in the pic, and matched my expectations look-wise!

The Bad / Ugly: safety girls are safety girls and I respect their boundaries, but several things taken too far ruined the mood:

1. I brought my own top-tiered condoms and showed her the expiration date of 2025, she still insisted on using her crappy gas station Skyns which felt like rubber hoses.

2. I put lube on my dick before putting on her condom, she insisted that I should've have. And got a hand towel to clean my dick off because "that's how condoms fall off". I explained to her that for a man, the inside of the condom rubs against the skin and chafes it, so I needed that lube. She insisted that there's already a some lube in the condom and that's enough to get by. I don't expect escorts to be the brightest crayon in the box, but this one is dropped-from-four-flights-of-stairs stupid. Whatever, the little head just wanted some action so I instead of arguing, I unhappily complied.

Bummer about the shitty date, what are you go to top tier condoms?