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**Goku17** · 05-29-23 15:10

Originally Posted by OrangeGoku [View Original Post]

I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.

Fake pics and expensive is the new reality, cannot be avoided.

**Nessant** · 05-28-23 22:28

Originally Posted by OrangeGoku [View Original Post]

I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.

Honestly dude, I use listcrawler. Post pandemic, everything went up, inflation hit everything. Some women are absolutely delusional and believe that you got to pay them 300 or 500 for a quick meeting but obviously you ignore it and move on with your life, but everything went up after the pandemic hit. Women that would go from 50 or 100 are now 120 (to start) and 150. The ones that do 100 are either unaware of that fact, or they simply don't care. Some women, I guess, get tired of dealing with the nonsense that the guys who are already looking for something cheap give them, so they raise their rate to not have to deal with any of that nonsense. Not calling you cheap because I get it, some of these broads act like they are doing you a favor in spite of the rates that they are asking for, but some men out there really try to haggle an already low rate, damn near for free. It sucks but that is what I use, the downside is you might have to sift through fake profiles but once you pick up a pattern, they will be much easier to ignore.

**Member #6571** · 05-28-23 22:22

I try really hard to not let it get under my skin, but No. 9 is like a flea in my ear and no matter how hard I try not to take it personally, it really gets my goat, especially when the girl has the audacity to talk on the phone setting up dates & whatnot during the session, so I do what a goat does and take out all my ire and angst on that hole! I get verbal too, "get off the phone I didn't pay for you to be on the phone during the session!" Hopefully, some of you have been benefactors of my rants & raves, and booked a different one, LOL.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I just paid 300 to bang a PD girl. She has like hundreds of positive reviews, although someone hacked her account, so there are less than that on her current handle.

But here are some rules for these girls, which seem to never be followed:

1. Drugs. During the session, do not smoke, inhale, shoot up, vape, hoop, eat, drink, or sniff any narcotics of any kind. You are at work. I have never had a substance problem, but I assume that if I did I would take drugs in the Ralphs break room during my shift break from the Ralphs fish stand that I manage with love.

2. Fast Food. Fast food is for kids coming back from little league and obese people. If you are going to eat it, do not leave the wrappers all over your room like a frat party in dante's inferno.

3. Politics. I am nihilistically libertarian. I believe that the current administration and the last administration (save certain foreign policy decisions) are committed to the destruction of society. However, school shootings are real. If you are a prostitute, do not discuss politics.

4. Pussy. If you are going to ask to have your pussy eaten, then keep it clean and do not have it smell like jolly ranchers left on the surface of the sun.

5. Head. Never quit giving head until told to. If you jaw is breaking then perhaps there is an exception.

6. Texting. Try to make sense when you text. Like use the clock to say, be here at 11:15. Not "are you coming over baby" and "ETA" and "I am ready soon hun".

**Member #6571** · 05-28-23 21:40

Strike three! (and probably the biggest strike) at least from a cursory read of their ads (yes they're two girls using the same ad, so who knows which one you'll get) is that they don't do bjs or sex (even covered, presumably). Why would I risk life & limb for a massage at a garage in Compton with no happy ending BJ or sex?? With a pimp probably close.

Originally Posted by JamesD2004 [View Original Post]

Massage only or FS? Donation?

**OrangeGoku** · 05-28-23 11:45

I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.

**LowTeirNob2** · 05-27-23 11:14

Anyone knows any girls that offer services of showering or bathing together in or around Downey area. I tried asking a couple of girls I went to before in the past if they're willing for some extra cash but all denied.

**Jac66** · 05-27-23 02:35

Got scammed by this girl:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/136792915

Requested outcall but I was skeptical so I asked her to meet me at a nearby store parking lot (She's the girls in the pics, tall with high heels on). She was outside standing alone. Told me she came by Uber. We drove to my place and got inside, handed her the donation and had a small talk. Then she told me she's forgot a condom in my car so we both went back to my car which was parked on the street 30 yards away. For some odd reason she insisted she didn't have to wear her heels and said barefoot was fine, . Okay. So we left my place together but I felt bad she's walking barefoot so I went ahead and ran to reach my car. I found nothing in the passenger seat and turned around to tell her there's no condom, SHE'S GONE. I looked for her everywhere in disbelief because it was merely 10 seconds when I got my eyes off from her. But she's gone.

So, I guess she was with someone who followed us. Then she ran off while I was looking inside of my car and jumped into the getaway car and they took off, in less than 10 seconds, no heels on so I wouldn't hear her ran. Wow just wow. I am upset and impressed at the same time. They are called con ARTIST for a reason.

Anyhoo, just wanted to share how my Friday night went. Be careful out there boys.

**PriscillaM** · 05-26-23 20:45

Originally Posted by RootPotter [View Original Post]

I'm going to see Gia from ThatMall this evening. I don't think she's been reviewed here, so I'll report back. If anyone has info, I'd appreciate it.

https://www.thatmall.com/gia/

The pictures are not her at least not how she has looked since the end of the silent era.

**RootPotter** · 05-26-23 20:00

I'm going to see Gia from ThatMall this evening. I don't think she's been reviewed here, so I'll report back. If anyone has info, I'd appreciate it.

https://www.thatmall.com/gia/

**JonathonJammer** · 05-26-23 12:06

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I should not share this one with you, you guys never really give good information.

This one is worth every penny.

Tell her dunkin donuts sent you.

https://tryst.link/escort/isabella-martin

Bahahahahahahahaha!

**PriscillaM** · 05-25-23 21:19

I should not share this one with you, you guys never really give good information.

This one is worth every penny.

Tell her dunkin donuts sent you.

https://tryst.link/escort/isabella-martin

**PriscillaM** · 05-25-23 20:32

Originally Posted by JamesD2004 [View Original Post]

Massage only or FS? Donation?

Handjob and daty only. I think it was 160 and then I got carjacked by some teens in Compton and they took my car and 500 dollars. So 660 all in.

**James D 2004** · 05-24-23 17:26

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

If you saw star wars a new hope, perhaps the most beautiful shot was the thermal exhaust port that luke shot his photons into.

Well this girl has an asshole that is similar.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22997009.html

She is in a garage in compton, so prepare to be shot at and killed.

But the pics are her.

She puts her pussy in your face and has no problem with you flicking the bean. Her ass hole is just amazing to look at from that angle.

The strikes on her are:

The location. You do feel that you will end up dead.

The music. It is that ghetto type rap love ballad like "you be my btch and you let me fuck you up the ass with my crew and I will get you the happy meal and shit" or "I want to punch you out and then we can make love at KFC"..

Massage only or FS? Donation?

**James D 2004** · 05-24-23 15:28

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

My dad has been complaining that my mom won't bang him anymore, for years now, and has been asking me about providers.

My personal predilection has been Koreans because for them it seems a job like any other, whereas any other race treats it much differently and much more often have the accompanying complications like mental illness, drug abuse, pimp / Rob or higher LE bust odds.

He's elderly so not sure if he could perform at a slam-bam massage parlor. Could I set him up with the k-bookers or will he need to set up his own "account?" Are young k-girls open to seeing the elderly and doing what needs to be done to get him to rise to the occasion and perform?

I don't think age is a problem. If it is, that's the smallest. Try to keep cleaner and you get more service. It's rather common I think; that's why you don't see other clients for many reasons. But that's not the way in the C houses. There are some houses still you have you sit together to wait for your turn. Once I went to a house with two girls, they are younger K girls with escorts. I got two retired buddies coming together as a team. The two girls saw that it was busy and doubled their efforts to process the crowd. When it was my turn, I picked the pretty one with small tities. When I suck on it, I can tell the last guy has a breath problem. She forgot to wipe herself before the next.

You can look up HX because their ages are rather accurate. So you can select what makes you comfortable. The pictures are reasonable too except the C and K houses.

The other recommendation is to hit any K houses. If you hit them at random, 99% it's 40's to 50's so they can handle anything. Interestingly, they are still in some sort of shape without turning me off too much. I had fun but I stay away because I don't want to not remember anything after.

If someone are into young girls, it's HX (not the C or K houses in there).

And if you have any doubt, try Viagra. It's cheap and you just need a pretend consultation in chat and you get it tomorrow.

I actually had a weird idea. Once in a while I come across high school senior types that I'm very happy with. If I were at that age and didn't get laid with pretty girls, those HX girls would have been heaven and memorial. I have the idea of fixing them up with my kid, when he graduates. It's totally not like having sex with a professional.

Be honest, how long and how much you spent before you found your dream girl for the first time? That will save my kid a lot of disappointment. Since I'm a certified underachiever, I think this may drive a young person to become a billionaire startup CEO, or forever scrapping money from odd jobs to pay for the addiction.