Massage Parlor Reports

[MadVic]

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

Part of the problem is that a Nuru massage really needs to be done in a very large bathroom, usually tiled, with multiple floor drains. It needs to be large, so she can lay down a really big air mattress for the slip and slide.

You are just not going to find that type of bathroom setup in apartments around here. Need some big million dollar mansion for something like that.

I have had several true Nuru massages in Bangkok, over the years. While the real gel is slick as snot, I just don't find the overall session to be as enjoyable as a Thai body massage, which is a lot more fun. If you want to experience it, go to Bangkok.

MadVic.

[ILuvazns]

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

Marisabellevue checks a few but no mat it's on a bed if I remember, and no mutual shower. The rest is a go, BBBJ and cfs there. Her photos are definitely photoshopped thoug much heavier in the belly area.

[GonnaRaiseHell]

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

[Maxtron]

Lately I have been running into a variety of frustrating experiences, but I keep trying. Today I hit up Rainier and pulled Linda. She's thin, 40 ish, and has great makeup that looks good on her. I donated 2, and she delivered a decent massage. For about 10 minutes. The door kept ringing, so she left a few times and clearly began hurrying. I told her I don't like to be rushed, and she said her boss will get mad. I told her I get mad too. Her teasing had me pretty excited, but her exiting and rushing was a boner killer.

Anyway, the flip came with an ever so brief BBBJ. It was good while it lasted, and I instructed her to take her time, but on with the cover and standing mish happened anyway. She liked my hand on her throat but wouldn't allow any nipple touching. I reminded her I don't like to be rushed and asked for Greek, telling her that would get me out of there. Nope. She seemed to like what we were doing, and I flipped her on her side, which she really seemed to enjoy. I told her I wanted to cum on her face, but she said no and kept trying to hurry me. I had hoped she would offer some concession for the rush.

When we finally went to dg, she clearly was in discomfort, so I stopped. She told me to lie down, that she would finish with CBJ. I stood and told her BBBJ. She kept telling me not to cim or cof while kneeling, and then stood hunched over instead while mostly delivering HJ. I told her I'd cum on her tits, and she liked that idea, lying on the table. She was done touching me, I guess, so I jerked over her tits while standing next to her. When I blew, I blew a geyser, coating her tits, neck, and face. She expressed surprised and laughed and said "too much. ".

She then quickly cleaned-up and on to the next one. I told her to tell the boss that I won't be back if I'm rushed like that, to which she responded that there is no boss, just the two girls.

I admit that I'm trying to quit and think that I have a problem. I don't like talking with therapists, but I'm unable to stop, and these frustrating visits remind me that I need to knock it off. If anyone has an why suggestions of what I can do, please feel free to share.

[RedBreast]

Anyone try out J&L Spa on Eastlake Ave yet?

[Mitch Cor]

Total. House was 70, and 70 tip.

Was this $. 4 total or in addition to house?

[KitWalker1967]

It's been a while since I was there, but Miu Lan in Bothell offered HE last time I was there.

Thanks JMirage! Do you recall when you visited Miu Lan? Their last RubMaps review is from 4/10/2015 and all of their (five) reviews report no extras were available. I'll have to check out these Bothell parlors the next time I escape the northern wastelands.

[Seaperv]

Linda at M'a may be a younger auntie, but she has serious hand skills. Milked 3 out of me while playing my prostate like a violin. For 140, a hell of a deal IMO.

Was this $. 4 total or in addition to house?

[Lego19]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ilton-wa-51301#rubmaps.

Been a few years since I've been never got FS hopefully it changes.

"Was in the area so I stopped in to see who was working. There was only one girl working. She said her name was Kelly. I haven't see her here before. She was not very cute and a little cubby for my liking. I ask for an hour and she said a half hour would be better. So saved myself $20. Her English was ok. I got naked and she returned and covered me with a small sheet. She massaged over the sheet for about 10 minutes. Then removed the sheet and oiled up my back and started the massage. Massage skills were pretty good. Not much teasing until she got down to my legs. She rubbed my ass and reached under to get to boys involved and to start getting me hard. She left and returned with the hot towels. Cleaned up some oil and had me flip. She pretty much went straight for junior to get him ready and then started a nice HJ. She lifted up her top and bra and gave me full access to her B-C cups which were nice with bigger nips. I was rubbing her ass and she motioned for me to pull her yoga pants down and gave me full access to her trimmed pussy. And let me do what I wanted. FIV was allowed. She finished me off and cleaned me up. She said next time I will get an hour. I'm not sure what is all available. I may return to find out. She is just a little larger than what I'm into. That may be why she was so open to everything".

[Padrote425]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ilton-wa-51301#rubmaps.

Been a few years since I've been never got FS hopefully it changes.

[Padrote425]

Just seen sheriffs at a massage and celebrity in Renton looking into cars parked infront of biz.

[JMirage]

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

It's been a while since I was there, but Miu Lan in Bothell offered HE last time I was there.

[KitWalker1967]

Lived in Bothell last ten years. This was true up until Easter Foot changed ownership. They now offer happy endings.

Was the ownership change a very recent development? Asking because reviews of this parlor on RubMaps from 5/17/2023 and 3/20/2023 indicated a lackluster massage with no extras.

[PnwViking]

Met by a chonker 40's Yoyo or YuYu who was presented by the other older one (Molly) was in her 50's or 60's but hid it well with make-up and young woman clothes.

Got a bad vibe from YuYu so went with the granny Molly cause Maca root had kicked in taking all the blood out of my brain and her face looked like 30's or 40's.

Short attempt at a lame massage and then she whipped out the National Geographic titties almost hanging down to her navel. Maca root kicking in made the gross granny tits less revolting, let's just do this and get it over. Started with her on top, switched to mish, finished in doggy while her remarkably large haemorrhoid was starring at me. Will not be returning until they get better providers like they had last summer.

I had a similar experience last week. Relax has had a really solid lineup for months or longer so it was very disappointing. I was planning another visit today but now I won't be doing that! I need to get better at walking out when I see grannies when I walk in.

[SkeletonKey6]

Met by a chonker 40's Yoyo or YuYu who was presented by the other older one (Molly) was in her 50's or 60's but hid it well with make-up and young woman clothes.

Got a bad vibe from YuYu so went with the granny Molly cause Maca root had kicked in taking all the blood out of my brain and her face looked like 30's or 40's.

Short attempt at a lame massage and then she whipped out the National Geographic titties almost hanging down to her navel. Maca root kicking in made the gross granny tits less revolting, let's just do this and get it over. Started with her on top, switched to mish, finished in doggy while her remarkably large haemorrhoid was starring at me. Will not be returning until they get better providers like they had last summer.