Massage Parlor Reports

**Pathfinder04** · 05-17-23 14:56

Originally Posted by AzianFan [View Original Post]

FN8, it's 69. I hate the thought of you tossing and turning on this.

That's great, now will someone please explain the fucking point of it LOL.

It's literally twice as many characters to type, and it's ridiculously inadequate if the point is to avoid legal liability.

**TheDrowned** · 05-17-23 14:26

Driving down Tyson's caught wind of a few signs promoting a new spa on 7649 Leesburg Pk.

Decided to TOFFT. Serenity spa. Office plaza. Scoped the outside saw closed curtains and a camera. Usually things that aren't present in a legit spa.

Did an hour. Met Kelly. Older Chinese lady. Decent English. Able to hold a conversation throughout the entire massage. From my intel, she used to work at KnH before here so she's been a resident of the area for quite sometime.

Decent massage, but nothing on the flip. After hour got the "ok finished. Thank you".

No extras but. I didn't really push. I wouldn't write off the place entirely. I think being more assertive and perhaps all the talking worked against me rather than in my favor. I might have been able to sneak a HJ out of the ordeal but Kelly wasn't really much to look at anyway. Wasn't my vibe and wouldn't repeat but feel like it's intel worth noting.

We're already drowning. We just have to open our mouths and let the water in.

**DirteeBoy** · 05-17-23 13:14

This post just reminded me of the Thai girl in the apts behind Trader Joes, across from Whole Foods in Falls Church? I spent a lot of time there, pretty sure it was before Covid. Kind of an awkward building to get in to, because of different entrances the floors were different. Like you thought you were on 2 but you were really on 3, LOL Anyway, this girl was a perfect 10 or 9.5 in my book! And her friends were also.

Maybe Jennifer? Not sure how I let her slip off my radar, but if she is still around, please PM me. I'll look back through my text messages later and try to get more details. Thanks!

Originally Posted by Rhinopole [View Original Post]

Another option is Nicha. Petite, attractive sweet woman. No FS offered, but okay with DATY & CBJ. She's in Arlington on Columbia Pike in nice apartment building. She's also on Bedpage. Good luck..

**PixelsAndGrids** · 05-17-23 11:34

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off..

Thanks for the insights. What's your pick between Eastern and Anna? I'm in the Annandale area. Saw what's available between the two. Want to try One in Woodbridge, but it's a bit of a hike and the traffic from Springfield, ugh!

**Member #6802** · 05-17-23 11:01

Has anyone visited Oasis in Dumfries in the past 4-6 weeks? Since I live in area, thinking about visiting. Just wondering what the girls are like. Who to ask for, who to avoid? Are they younger or 40+?

**Member #6802** · 05-17-23 10:47

Originally Posted by LetsGiveItATry [View Original Post]

I went today and Abby had the cutest voice ever! Her massage was okay, but her P-Massage and HJ were awesome! If I lived in the area I'd see her every other day.

What was P massage like? I've had a couple of MTs do it but didn't add any thrill, just a finger up there.

DM me if you prefer.

**FourNick8** · 05-16-23 23:44

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off.

Maybe I'm just jaded by my new discoveries but I get more out of them now then I did with the AMP girls I fucked 4 years ago.

Abby is a trip; go see her so she has enough business to stay here in NOVA.

**AzianFan** · 05-16-23 19:51

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

FN8, it's 69. I hate the thought of you tossing and turning on this.

**Rhinopole** · 05-16-23 18:01

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Candy: great massage with open menu. Some brothers have found her to be expensive.

Ava: very attractive and playful with a great location. Some brothers have found her massage to be pretty basic and also consider her to be expensive.

Tara: great massage, good teasing. Limited menu at first. Probably not the most attractive.

Rhonda: good massage, amazing tits, playful. Limited menu for a couple of months.

The contact info for all should be on Bedpage. Good luck!

Another option is Nicha. Petite, attractive sweet woman. No FS offered, but okay with DATY & CBJ. She's in Arlington on Columbia Pike in nice apartment building. She's also on Bedpage. Good luck.

Rhino.

**RubLover21** · 05-16-23 17:53

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

Sex math! 23 x 3 = four lips, two tongues, four hands, two sets of genitalia, two backdoors, and a lot of fluid. Great fun if both are into it and everything is nice and clean.

**DoctorDoctor** · 05-16-23 17:43

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

Simple multiplication.

Ok I have to admit that I didn't put 2+2 together until your question.

**FourNick8** · 05-16-23 15:42

Originally Posted by RubLover21 [View Original Post]

I find the story credible given the enthusiasm with which this particular provider engaged in 23 x3 when I saw her, and that one of her colleagues recently came up with an unsolicited offer of FS.

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

**Abnrgr2999** · 05-16-23 13:46

Fellow mongers,

I came across this young lady operating out of DC, she advertises that she provides a milking table experience as well as GFE. I searched the forum and didn't find any references to her so I figured I would reach out to the community to see if anyone had any experience with this young Latina.

https://tryst.link/massage/adorereinajade

https://www.meetreinajade.com/

Hope someone has seen her!

**NyHornet** · 05-16-23 13:45

Originally Posted by Fdlwyd [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

We have many Thais that work out of apartments but no Thai Parlors that I am aware of. Their are many legitimate Thai Spas that provide great massage, but not sensual.

Many of the Thais here have gotten GPS and want to provide massage at $120-$140 not including tips. I try to avoid them, not because I'm cheap (I tip well), but because it's a demand. We have Thais that rotate through and their is sometimes a gem and we have others that have been here for many years. Some will only provide HJ, some will do that while nude, some will go further with BJ and FS. Not sure what level of experience you are looking for.

I suggest you read the reviews on here and TER for better insight. Others on here will probably weigh in also.

Good luck.

**Member #6748** · 05-16-23 13:12

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I snuck out of the house and stopped by this spot.

A great improvement to past visits at this place.

Abby is cool. Agree about her voice and she is definitely not bad looking. Unluckily for me her monthy visitor was there so the most she would do was CBJ. Promised more next time.

I went today and Abby had the cutest voice ever! Her massage was okay, but her P-Massage and HJ were awesome! If I lived in the area I'd see her every other day.