Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

We have many Thais that work out of apartments but no Thai Parlors that I am aware of. Their are many legitimate Thai Spas that provide great massage, but not sensual.

Many of the Thais here have gotten GPS and want to provide massage at $120-$140 not including tips. I try to avoid them, not because I'm cheap (I tip well), but because it's a demand. We have Thais that rotate through and their is sometimes a gem and we have others that have been here for many years. Some will only provide HJ, some will do that while nude, some will go further with BJ and FS. Not sure what level of experience you are looking for.

I suggest you read the reviews on here and TER for better insight. Others on here will probably weigh in also.

Good luck.

[Member #6748]

I snuck out of the house and stopped by this spot.

A great improvement to past visits at this place.

Abby is cool. Agree about her voice and she is definitely not bad looking. Unluckily for me her monthy visitor was there so the most she would do was CBJ. Promised more next time.

I went today and Abby had the cutest voice ever! Her massage was okay, but her P-Massage and HJ were awesome! If I lived in the area I'd see her every other day.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

Candy: great massage with open menu. Some brothers have found her to be expensive.

Ava: very attractive and playful with a great location. Some brothers have found her massage to be pretty basic and also consider her to be expensive.

Tara: great massage, good teasing. Limited menu at first. Probably not the most attractive.

Rhonda: good massage, amazing tits, playful. Limited menu for a couple of months.

The contact info for all should be on Bedpage. Good luck!

[Serpico99]

Ok, so I saw Sophia last week. I'm north of 70 and not fit. Massage was OK. On the flip, I let her know what I wanted and offered $100. She politely asked if I could give a little more. I said yes and she said how much. I said let's see how things go, then I asked her if I could massage her and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

After she flipped, I convinced her for maybe 20 seconds of DFK after which I moved down to nurse and than a minute or so of DATY. She indicated it was time to service me but before she got up she agreed for a little BBBJ before putting the protection on. Then more CBJ and her riding me. Unfortunately as often the case anymore, I couldn't stay firm enough to really satisfy either of us. She then sucked me off to completion.

I gave her $140 and she didn't complain and said more fun next time. $210 total.

As has been said. YMMV. Hell, mine might next time.

I'm thinking this Sophia has had bad experiences with "younger, fit" guys who probably were too aggressive wanting to go to poundtown LOL or devour her like a piece of meat. I'm thinking the older guys who want to be ridden, the "one minute" men (no offense to those out there) are more to her liking as she can control the penetration and the overall session.

[WalkerC]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

First thing you need to tell us is what part of Northern Virginia. NOVA is about 1300 square miles so unless you want to drive for more then an hour in some cases a more precise location is helpful.

[Fdlwyd]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

[RubLover21]

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

I find the story credible given the enthusiasm with which this particular provider engaged in 23 x3 when I saw her, and that one of her colleagues recently came up with an unsolicited offer of FS.

[NyHornet]

I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.

Ok, so I saw Sophia last week. I'm north of 70 and not fit. Massage was OK. On the flip, I let her know what I wanted and offered $100. She politely asked if I could give a little more. I said yes and she said how much. I said let's see how things go, then I asked her if I could massage her and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

After she flipped, I convinced her for maybe 20 seconds of DFK after which I moved down to nurse and than a minute or so of DATY. She indicated it was time to service me but before she got up she agreed for a little BBBJ before putting the protection on. Then more CBJ and her riding me. Unfortunately as often the case anymore, I couldn't stay firm enough to really satisfy either of us. She then sucked me off to completion.

I gave her $140 and she didn't complain and said more fun next time. $210 total.

As has been said. YMMV. Hell, mine might next time.

[Loader401]

Had time to kill so I ventured to One. Rang the bell, door opened and I asked for either Apple or Coffee. Led to a room and Coffee came in. I'd day she's around 40 years old, long brown hair, 5' 6" with fake but nice boobs. $60 house fee for 30 minutes. Had a long, thorough TS then a very brief massage in the room. Flipped then she asked how she could help me. Fairly open menu and agreed on $. 6 for what I needed help with (she probably would've taken $. 5 but I only had 20's). I enjoyed her help. She introduced me to Apple on the way out who's mid to late 30's with short black hair. Both are relatively attractive.

Does she partake in BBBJ? Thank you.

[Member #6748]

Unless she changed work location and got breast surgery for DD's that's not her. Other stuff sounds accurate.

Everything except the bolt on's was correct as I did get her body mixed up with an escort I seen yesterday. I posted that review on TER. Sorry about that.

Honey is about 5'6", 34 C, and very attractive for an early 40's Thai lady. I'd definitely see her again because the P-massage was fantastic.

[AzianFan]

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

Really, well said.

[TheDrowned]

Lot of men will call someone's statement a lie if they can't stomach their insecurity feeling of not being as fortunate. Some of these ladies want to smash us more than we want to smash them...It happens all the time. They see people theyre not attracted to, and those they areand they got the same biological needs we doI've been to a private viewing place where it's normally house fee for massage / HJ. I've gotten everything BBFS for free, multiple time, legs shaking / quivering O's for her, shower saying good bye. She starts to undress me again. She's saying I got another 2 hours, don't leave. Yes this is hitting the lottery, but it does happen. Also, many times we won't share of our free escapades in fear or exposing or others demanding and ruining it for us. Learn the game, don't get triggers by others success stories and seek to advance your game. That is if youre mentally ready.

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

[DoYouKnow]

After being disappointed with talent at Eastern SPA based upon the reports and CS Massage D cup rack Vivian being busy. Heading over to my old spot and was surprised to see Kiki back. We go way back and she was thrilled to see me. Standard NOVA there but she is fairly cute, great personality, asian booty but some really nice man mades big C to D. Never no haggle on price, . 60 entry fee, . 60 tip. Will go topless if you build or have the bond or connection. You will have to see for yourself. She is fun, skilled and I do love her rack. Happy Hunting. Remember, great hygiene and hospitality will go a long long way.

[BlueDrifter]

First free day after the move and went to this place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/woo.../22974904.html

Easy location head in greeted at door by mamasan apple, typical have you been here before and off to room. Masseuse Coffee comes in a tight lime green body hugging dress. Relaxing massage but not high caliber, flip and off to the races. All options experienced and on the way out bear hugged by other girl named Cream. Will repeat.

[Lobsid]

I would also like to disagree. It was a year before COVID, I was meetup with a provider from NYC who tours DC. We meetup at the lobby of her downtown DC hotel. A mid20's petite brunette in a black dress. She was thin, had small breast, but a apple butt. She was nursing a drink, while waiting for me at the hotel bar. She finished her drink, and we when back upstairs to her room. We started out chatting on the couch, and led to both of us striping nake on the bed. She was on top and doing a vaginal slide, while DFK. After what seem like a lifetime I couldn't take it anymore, and ask if I could put it in raw. She ask when I last got tested, which was 2 weeks ago. She continue the vaginal slide, which led me into full penetration. This is a 1st in my life time in less than 1 min I creampie her. We continue to make out, till I was ready for round 2nd. Started with her cleaning me up with a BBJ, missionary, doggie, and 2nd load missionary again. We cuddle for a while, and end up going over 30 minutes. I continue to see her every few months when she visits DC. I was paying her normal 90 min fee even if we spend the whole evening together. Unfortunately, I saw her 1 more time during COVID, and she disappeared. She escorted to pay for college, and was only continuing to escort after college to safe up for a house. Sadly we lost connection, and her online ads are gone.

I also raw dog a dozens of girls off of SA. Half of them weren't on BC they ask me to pull out, or had to do a Plan B run to CVS. Definitely, harder to pull off if they are professionals, but not unheard of.

Its laughable. Yeah I'd risk being homeless to pay for fake a*.

Totally believeable.