Massage Parlor Reports

**Art DutchMan** · 05-17-23 12:34

Originally Posted by BlueberryScone [View Original Post]

There's a new spot opened up in Cerritos that's been getting promoted lately, has anyone tried it out lately?

Yeah, I tried them out last week. It wasn't anything like the add. Saw a girl named Lucky. The toilet didn't work. She directed me to a waste can? So I just pissed in the sink. She wasn't anything like the post. She was heavy with a soft belly. Just a massage and HJ with a little utc boob play. They were getting a lot of response from their add. She answered the phone two or three times during our session. She said that they had other girls working but they were out to lunch. I think it was a one girl shop. Massage and service was a 5 out of 10.

**LoveFromFrank** · 05-17-23 01:03

Originally Posted by Rocketron1006 [View Original Post]

Apologies if it's already been pointed out, but kinda hard to take anyone seriously when they have the "Created for FREE by WIX" across the top. I mean, hell, I've used them and their hosting rates are a pittance. I guess if you're being chased from host to host it might make sense, but really.

They've been around for literally forever. Sometimes they have a gem but I believe your assessment is correct. For the most part, they're a bust. Bait and switch for more than likely a granny who acg's in desperation to get you to pop.

**Member #7099** · 05-17-23 00:33

There's a new spot opened up in Cerritos that's been getting promoted lately, has anyone tried it out lately?

**Rocketron1006** · 05-16-23 23:07

Originally Posted by MisterBox [View Original Post]

This is one of many of their ads using different numbers.

https://vipclub101.wixsite.com/vipclub123

If you're not familiar with VIP Club, basic info: Chinese house typically in Irvine with a granny / house mom there who will lead you to different rooms to choose your girl.

Very hit or miss, with the occasional gem.

Apologies if it's already been pointed out, but kinda hard to take anyone seriously when they have the "Created for FREE by WIX" across the top. I mean, hell, I've used them and their hosting rates are a pittance. I guess if you're being chased from host to host it might make sense, but really.

**Slammer6008** · 05-16-23 19:11

Originally Posted by New8888 [View Original Post]

Ohoh slammer is back.

After all these years she still impresses! Sorry some of you mongers had to listen to that!! And very sorry for the guy that was after me waiting.

**MisterBox** · 05-16-23 17:24

Originally Posted by TheBagel [View Original Post]

If anyone dares to TOFTT here, let us know.

This is one of many of their ads using different numbers.

https://vipclub101.wixsite.com/vipclub123

If you're not familiar with VIP Club, basic info: Chinese house typically in Irvine with a granny / house mom there who will lead you to different rooms to choose your girl.

Very hit or miss, with the occasional gem.

**Lift Her Up** · 05-16-23 02:06

Originally Posted by Lemonade1 [View Original Post]

On the same note, any AMP around OC that offers a good massage with extras? Most reports here say the massages are either "bad" or "passable" at best.

Cindy at 2018 gives the best massage I've ever had. It was so good, the first time I saw her I thought I'd walked into a legit place and there was no chance of extras.

Also, I suggest posting something about this in the San Gabriel Valley Escort thread. The guys there would appreciate it.

Lift Her Up.

**Mango Lvr** · 05-16-23 00:27

Originally Posted by Alowicious [View Original Post]

Decided to sleep in today. I get woken up by a text from one of my BB regulars who clearly rolled out of bed absolutely / desperate / for some dick. I tell her sure, sometime today. Half hour later she texts that she's into work early and hoping to see me right now. 10 more minutes and she tells me to meet me across the street at another MP she works at to which she has the keys, that doesn't open for another hour or so. At this point I'm thinking, "well, okay, how do I say No to one hell of a wild ride in a place we have all to ourselves? And away I go!

She opened the door before I even knocked, and before the door closed jumped me and went for a deep tonsil tickle. Never had a girl have to wipe herself / before / the deed because she was too wet!

I think we went through the whole Kama Sutra book twice. I lost count how many times she popped, but it was north of 20. I got three in myself. I can just imagine what the McD's drive-thru order-taker was hearing over the headset. I hope we cleaned the place up enough before we left.

She's always a wild ride, and always horny as all fuck. And I have a hard time saying No. Damn she wore me out. Hell of a way to start my day!

Be sure to check out Beauty Relax down in south county. Or the no-name place across the street upstairs in the rundown medical / office building behind the Mickey Dees on Rockfield. The first is usually FS and decent-looking providers. The second is always FS, often BB, by providers who F&C won't even take (except, thankfully, my wild ride girl).

Beauty Relax / Lake Forest Day. Went there sometime last week. 50 for the half and negotiated 120 for boom boom. Older Chinese with heavy make up gave me a GREAT massage, hitting all kinds of acupressure points. Her massage and just overall handling skills were excellent. The boom boom was good too. BUT she was money hungry. I had given 60 for the half and she set the change on the table. When I got ready to leave it wasn't there. I must say she was a tough negotiator and only after I was willing to not have any extras did she give in. This is a thing where it wasn't the ten bucks, it was the greediness and her thinking I'm stupid that got me. I addressed it with her and she got really mad. She gave me the ten bucks, all crumpled up and then quickly showed me to the door. "You're bad! She told me.

I'd like to go back and even have a session with her, given her great skill and like I said the extras were very good. However going to wait a bit. If you go, just bring exact change and expect to negotiate- that means walk if you don't get the price you want.

**Lemonade1** · 05-15-23 20:52

https://us-sangabrielvalley.bedpage..../22990204.html

Bit of a drive but I would recommend. I'd say the pic is pretty legit. Nice natural D. She's on the chubby side, but decent looking. $. 8 for 1 hour. Start with an excellent massage with back-walk and all that. Halfway she'll begin doing nuru. The actual body 2 body, not those lame titties rub. She also does prostate if you're into that shit. Ends with CBJ and CFS. DATY is allowed as well. Pretty incredible, value-wise. Plus she's independent so there's discretion as well. Honestly a pretty rare gem who actually provides an actually decent massage along with all the goodies. she's also very enthusiastic about this lol. one time she played JAV while we were down to business.

On the same note, any AMP around OC that offers a good massage with extras? Most reports here say the massages are either "bad" or "passable" at best.

**Tjinla2001** · 05-15-23 13:00

Originally Posted by Alowicious [View Original Post]

Decided to sleep in today. I get woken up by a text from one of my BB regulars who clearly rolled out of bed absolutely / desperate / for some dick. I tell her sure, sometime today. Half hour later she texts that she's into work early and hoping to see me right now. 10 more minutes and she tells me to meet me across the street at another MP she works at to which she has the keys, that doesn't open for another hour or so. At this point I'm thinking, "well, okay, how do I say No to one hell of a wild ride in a place we have all to ourselves? And away I go!

She opened the door before I even knocked, and before the door closed jumped me and went for a deep tonsil tickle. Never had a girl have to wipe herself / before / the deed because she was too wet!

I think we went through the whole Kama Sutra book twice. I lost count how many times she popped, but it was north of 20. I got three in myself. I can just imagine what the McD's drive-thru order-taker was hearing over the headset. I hope we cleaned the place up enough before we left.

She's always a wild ride, and always horny as all fuck. And I have a hard time saying No. Damn she wore me out. Hell of a way to start my day!

Be sure to check out Beauty Relax down in south county. Or the no-name place across the street upstairs in the rundown medical / office building behind the Mickey Dees on Rockfield. The first is usually FS and decent-looking providers. The second is always FS, often BB, by providers who F&C won't even take (except, thankfully, my wild ride girl).

Great stuff. I thought the place off Rockfield was 100% legit.

**SaltyDog** · 05-15-23 10:51

Originally Posted by SBlender55 [View Original Post]

Are you calling Tiffany MILF? She's waaayyyy past GILF.

It's pretty obvious you don't know Tiffany.

**SaltyDog** · 05-15-23 10:38

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

Where is her shop bro?

Try her IGw account bro.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 05-15-23 07:48

Originally Posted by Panchito33 [View Original Post]

Still serving extras. Although she's putting on a few extra pounds and showing her age a bit. But she still has a great ass and great set of man mades.

Where is her shop bro?

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 05-15-23 01:23

Originally Posted by MrHoudini [View Original Post]

Went recently, I saw 1 girl in a red top that looked better than anyone I've ever seen there or BW. It was a weekend and I wish I got her name. Busy place too, a lot of patrons were there getting a legit massage in plain view, like BW before it became primarily a jack shack. Male masseuses are available in a high amount for those that want a legit, stronger massage.

I have seen female customers at both BW and SH. And I think some of women customers in SH are enjoying themselves loudly. I think both do couples too. Back just before the pandemic close down you used to go to SH on weekends, and every slot was closed with a shoji screen. Maybe 20 private rooms with massages not for the public to see.

**Heartless Jay** · 05-15-23 00:26

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

At one place they've daintily wrapped up the used protection into a Kleenex, and sweetly put it into my pocket. I imagine for the same reason. Then I put it into a trash can one or two hundred yards away.

Lift Her Up.

Man, that sounds exactly like my girl at Massage 2018. The least I can do for her, taking the incriminating evidence off the property.