Massage Parlor Reports

**Fdlwyd** · 05-16-23 10:00

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

**RubLover21** · 05-16-23 09:10

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

I find the story credible given the enthusiasm with which this particular provider engaged in 23 x3 when I saw her, and that one of her colleagues recently came up with an unsolicited offer of FS.

**NyHornet** · 05-15-23 23:25

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I see a weird trend of disillusionment where someone post a story of going BBFS with a lady and immediately people jump to the conclusion that they are lying. Why are you painting HIS scenario. You weren't in the room. This story is EXTREMELY validated by the fact he has no reason to lie. Fucker dropped his rent money and vastly overpaid for it but EVERY. GIRL. HAS. THEIR. PRICE.

If you throw enough green. You'll be given the green. It's just that simple.

If he told you he had BBFS and then she gave him the money back and said your dick was good, use this on your rent.

Then he'd be lying.

There is euphoria followed by shame. I believe him. And if you don't. Then you're the one with hurt feelings.

Let's keep it civil. He may have 2 post to his name but his reviews seem genuine and good, if he keeps up the pace, fake name or not, he'll be a trusted senior in no time.

Ok, so I saw Sophia last week. I'm north of 70 and not fit. Massage was OK. On the flip, I let her know what I wanted and offered $100. She politely asked if I could give a little more. I said yes and she said how much. I said let's see how things go, then I asked her if I could massage her and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

After she flipped, I convinced her for maybe 20 seconds of DFK after which I moved down to nurse and than a minute or so of DATY. She indicated it was time to service me but before she got up she agreed for a little BBBJ before putting the protection on. Then more CBJ and her riding me. Unfortunately as often the case anymore, I couldn't stay firm enough to really satisfy either of us. She then sucked me off to completion.

I gave her $140 and she didn't complain and said more fun next time. $210 total.

As has been said. YMMV. Hell, mine might next time.

**Loader401** · 05-15-23 22:42

Originally Posted by AsssManKramer [View Original Post]

Had time to kill so I ventured to One. Rang the bell, door opened and I asked for either Apple or Coffee. Led to a room and Coffee came in. I'd day she's around 40 years old, long brown hair, 5' 6" with fake but nice boobs. $60 house fee for 30 minutes. Had a long, thorough TS then a very brief massage in the room. Flipped then she asked how she could help me. Fairly open menu and agreed on $. 6 for what I needed help with (she probably would've taken $. 5 but I only had 20's). I enjoyed her help. She introduced me to Apple on the way out who's mid to late 30's with short black hair. Both are relatively attractive.

Does she partake in BBBJ? Thank you.

**Member #6748** · 05-15-23 21:49

Originally Posted by Serpin58 [View Original Post]

Unless she changed work location and got breast surgery for DD's that's not her. Other stuff sounds accurate.

Everything except the bolt on's was correct as I did get her body mixed up with an escort I seen yesterday. I posted that review on TER. Sorry about that.

Honey is about 5'6", 34 C, and very attractive for an early 40's Thai lady. I'd definitely see her again because the P-massage was fantastic.

**AzianFan** · 05-15-23 20:28

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

Really, well said.

**TheDrowned** · 05-15-23 19:38

Originally Posted by BlurryVision28 [View Original Post]

Lot of men will call someone's statement a lie if they can't stomach their insecurity feeling of not being as fortunate. Some of these ladies want to smash us more than we want to smash them...It happens all the time. They see people theyre not attracted to, and those they areand they got the same biological needs we doI've been to a private viewing place where it's normally house fee for massage / HJ. I've gotten everything BBFS for free, multiple time, legs shaking / quivering O's for her, shower saying good bye. She starts to undress me again. She's saying I got another 2 hours, don't leave. Yes this is hitting the lottery, but it does happen. Also, many times we won't share of our free escapades in fear or exposing or others demanding and ruining it for us. Learn the game, don't get triggers by others success stories and seek to advance your game. That is if youre mentally ready.

It is irksome because it stifles mongers from reporting on these kinds of adventures. If someone is going to be chastised for posting that kind of review then they won't do it again and this board gets a bit more boring in turn. We complain about the lack of contribution from new members on this board, justifiably so, but then we heckle them and don't make them feel welcome to contribute their stories too. That is wrong, and when that happens, we all lose.

Secondly, it's just a wacky story. It's not something to rip on him or call him a liar for. We need to understand that in this world. Things aren't equal. It's called YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY for a reason. If a monger post about a girl they got BBFS with. Some of why'all need to understand it may and probably will not happen to you. You can't just go to the parlor the next day ask for the girl and expect her to do the same for you. That's ludicrous. It's attributed to winning the monger lottery. It's like going to Vegas seeing the guy hit it big next to you on the slots. Does that mean you can play the same machine after him and win it big too? Heh, good luck with that.

I don't win either. Hell, I was just talking to a fellow monger about how he was having raw threesomes with the same chick who wouldn't even give me a decent HJ when I saw her. That's how it goes. You got to play the hand that you've been dealt and understand you can't win on every hand. Regardless I do not look at the monger in contempt nor do I let it bruise my ego. If anything 1) it's an amusing story and it gets a virtual high five bro from me and 2) it's a valuable piece of info that means there may be more on the table if I get dealt a better hand. For some that may mean more $$$. For others maybe more time to cultivate and bond with a lady. And for a small lucky few, maybe its right place. Right time. And for many more, its simply unattainable like the philosophers stone itself.

No soul on this board should be afraid to telling their stories. If the stories I have told have made an impression on anyone it is only because I have stood upon the shoulders of mongers before me who shared their own story. If everyone kept their secrets to themselves then this place would cease to exist. Check your egos at the door please.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

**DoYouKnow** · 05-15-23 16:27

After being disappointed with talent at Eastern SPA based upon the reports and CS Massage D cup rack Vivian being busy. Heading over to my old spot and was surprised to see Kiki back. We go way back and she was thrilled to see me. Standard NOVA there but she is fairly cute, great personality, asian booty but some really nice man mades big C to D. Never no haggle on price, . 60 entry fee, . 60 tip. Will go topless if you build or have the bond or connection. You will have to see for yourself. She is fun, skilled and I do love her rack. Happy Hunting. Remember, great hygiene and hospitality will go a long long way.

**BlueDrifter** · 05-15-23 14:27

First free day after the move and went to this place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/woo.../22974904.html

Easy location head in greeted at door by mamasan apple, typical have you been here before and off to room. Masseuse Coffee comes in a tight lime green body hugging dress. Relaxing massage but not high caliber, flip and off to the races. All options experienced and on the way out bear hugged by other girl named Cream. Will repeat.

**Lobsid** · 05-15-23 11:30

I would also like to disagree. It was a year before COVID, I was meetup with a provider from NYC who tours DC. We meetup at the lobby of her downtown DC hotel. A mid20's petite brunette in a black dress. She was thin, had small breast, but a apple butt. She was nursing a drink, while waiting for me at the hotel bar. She finished her drink, and we when back upstairs to her room. We started out chatting on the couch, and led to both of us striping nake on the bed. She was on top and doing a vaginal slide, while DFK. After what seem like a lifetime I couldn't take it anymore, and ask if I could put it in raw. She ask when I last got tested, which was 2 weeks ago. She continue the vaginal slide, which led me into full penetration. This is a 1st in my life time in less than 1 min I creampie her. We continue to make out, till I was ready for round 2nd. Started with her cleaning me up with a BBJ, missionary, doggie, and 2nd load missionary again. We cuddle for a while, and end up going over 30 minutes. I continue to see her every few months when she visits DC. I was paying her normal 90 min fee even if we spend the whole evening together. Unfortunately, I saw her 1 more time during COVID, and she disappeared. She escorted to pay for college, and was only continuing to escort after college to safe up for a house. Sadly we lost connection, and her online ads are gone.

I also raw dog a dozens of girls off of SA. Half of them weren't on BC they ask me to pull out, or had to do a Plan B run to CVS. Definitely, harder to pull off if they are professionals, but not unheard of.

Originally Posted by RubMeLongTime [View Original Post]

Its laughable. Yeah I'd risk being homeless to pay for fake a*.

Totally believeable.

**WalkerC** · 05-15-23 11:08

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Felllow Monger,

If you like a well built, friendly, flirty masseuse carved in stone with some great assets, she is a winner. I just didn't care for the strong hands and hammer jacking. But she is simply gorgeous, I would repeat, but she needs to be schooled in a great HJ.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nal-29068.html

ManMade D, mixed Asian with a great ass and personality. $$. I would still recommend. Available for drinks, social hours as well if she really likes you.

Any takes on this one:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/hws?bundleDuplicates=1&hasPic=1#search=1~card~0~0

I've seen Ina many times. If you ask her to ease up a bit, she will.

**Serpin58** · 05-15-23 10:35

Originally Posted by LetsGiveItATry [View Original Post]

I believe that was her. Very sexy with her kissing my neck, ears and a few pecks on the lips.

Can someone send me a PM with Ms. Virginias contact info? I used to see her 5 years ago, but she had changed her number.

Unless she changed work location and got breast surgery for DD's that's not her. Other stuff sounds accurate.

**Barkeater** · 05-15-23 10:06

I was not impressed with Ina. Yes, she has a very fit body, but she also is starting to show her age. Also, 220 for standard nova is a pretty hi price tag, and I did not find her to be worth it.

Be Safe.

--BE.

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Felllow Monger,

If you like a well built, friendly, flirty masseuse carved in stone with some great assets, she is a winner. I just didn't care for the strong hands and hammer jacking. But she is simply gorgeous, I would repeat, but she needs to be schooled in a great HJ.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nal-29068.html

ManMade D, mixed Asian with a great ass and personality. $$. I would still recommend. Available for drinks, social hours as well if she really likes you.

Any takes on this one:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/hws?bundleDuplicates=1&hasPic=1#search=1~card~0~0

**DoYouKnow** · 05-15-23 10:02

Originally Posted by FakeName3 [View Original Post]

First post. Long time spectator so decided to join the team.

Went to eastern Spa to see what all the fuss was about. Saw Sophia young petite with curly hair. Massage was lame so asked if there was anything else we could do. She said sex for 160 and I agree. She strips and has a hot body with big tits and a shaved kitty with a little heart tattoo on it. She gets me hard and starts to put the condom on when she tells me I have a really big dick. I panic thinking she is going to back out of fucking me but then she says its OK my pussy is big.

BJ was OK and fucking was good but only missionary with no kissing. Maybe return to try and get more.

Checking Sophia out this week. Got me interested. I will report back on her.

**DoYouKnow** · 05-15-23 10:00

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I snuck out of the house and stopped by this spot.

A great improvement to past visits at this place.

Abby is cool. Agree about her voice and she is definitely not bad looking. Unluckily for me her monthy visitor was there so the most she would do was CBJ. Promised more next time.

Abby is really cool as hell. I spend several year in China and Japan. She is from China and such a sweetheart, well worth repeat visit. I agree with fellow monger comments, she is not your normal AMP but a round the way girl with a great vibe and I love her voice. Average body type but one amazing personality. Lets not ruin her.