Massage Parlor Reports

**Savvyguy08** · 05-15-23 19:38

Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]

Nice report. What was the HF and tip? I'm assuming 60 hr and hopefully just. 80.

Yes. Those numbers are correct.

**TacoManVa** · 05-15-23 18:43

So I was just in the mood to try something completely random out of the blue notice this place when I was driving down Miramar road so I stopped in. Did not know what to expect obviously it's on the second floor, walked up the stairs and went to suite D. Honestly I was kind of hoping for an older lady that would just give me a nice slow HJ. I'm greeted by Coco, she's probably around 35 years old and she is a full-sized woman, with large D cups. She is definitely chunky but she is one of the sweetest ladies, paid 40 for 30 minutes. I sat on the table and waited for her to return and when she walked in she gave me a big hug I immediately squeeze those large melons and asked her if they were natural and she said yes. I went face down for 10 minutes and she gave a pretty strong massage and then she started running her fingers over my a-hole. Then she started squeezing my balls while I'm still face down and I got excited and asked to turn over. She quickly wiped off the oil with a hot towel, and then she proceeded to lift up her shirt and unveil the melons. Very large nipples that got pointy very quickly with just some mild rubbing. I asked her if she would do a BJ and she said they don't do that here. No problem, gave one of the slowest sensual HJ's I've had in a long time. She never sped up and slowly milked it all out of me in about 10 minutes. Left her $60 and told her I would return.

If you're looking for petite, she is not your girl but if you're looking for a quality HJ she's in the top five in the city.

**RobertRock3** · 05-15-23 18:14

Do of y'all know of any pregnant providers? I love pregnant women!

**DrPornDawger** · 05-15-23 16:57

Originally Posted by Savvyguy08 [View Original Post]

Driving down Convoy and had the urge to try someone new. Stopped at Crystal Spa and met Bailey dressed in a pant suit that had a matching crop top. Went for the hour and asked for a TS to start. She did a great job of making sure I was clean all over paying a lot of attention to the ass crack, boys and shaft. Back in the room she started with an above average massage getting all the knots and kinks out, with occasional soft touching of the boys. Before the flip she starts lightly using her finger tips over my ass. This progressed into some great foreplay pressing all the right buttons. On the flip she asked if I wanted HJ, BJ or FS. I was tempted to go for BJ but the way she had been working her hands prior to the flip made me stick to the HJ as I assumed it would be a sensual build to the release. No discussion of tip and she went right to work. She pulled up her top and pulled down her pants to give full access to roam. Se was wet and enjoyed my fingers. She worked the shaft, head and balls expertly for some time. Eventually she leaned in and kissed the head which surprised me given HJ was requested. Then she started kissing down the shaft and then slowly sucking on the boys while becoming more verbal and grinding back on my fingers and hand. That combo pushed me over the edge and she kept going for nice time after just slowly letting me come back to earth. Finished with a hot towel and foot massage. I will return.

Nice report. What was the HF and tip? I'm assuming 60 hr and hopefully just. 80.

**Savvyguy08** · 05-15-23 16:21

Driving down Convoy and had the urge to try someone new. Stopped at Crystal Spa and met Bailey dressed in a pant suit that had a matching crop top. Went for the hour and asked for a TS to start. She did a great job of making sure I was clean all over paying a lot of attention to the ass crack, boys and shaft. Back in the room she started with an above average massage getting all the knots and kinks out, with occasional soft touching of the boys. Before the flip she starts lightly using her finger tips over my ass. This progressed into some great foreplay pressing all the right buttons. On the flip she asked if I wanted HJ, BJ or FS. I was tempted to go for BJ but the way she had been working her hands prior to the flip made me stick to the HJ as I assumed it would be a sensual build to the release. No discussion of tip and she went right to work. She pulled up her top and pulled down her pants to give full access to roam. Se was wet and enjoyed my fingers. She worked the shaft, head and balls expertly for some time. Eventually she leaned in and kissed the head which surprised me given HJ was requested. Then she started kissing down the shaft and then slowly sucking on the boys while becoming more verbal and grinding back on my fingers and hand. That combo pushed me over the edge and she kept going for nice time after just slowly letting me come back to earth. Finished with a hot towel and foot massage. I will return.

**Amp Hunter 101** · 05-15-23 14:35

Originally Posted by N00b77 [View Original Post]

That's old, it's now. 65 not including extra.

Originally Posted by NOob77 [View Original Post]

Checked out their Instagram page and they have a post of their menu. . 4 for half an hour it seems, but do you have to pay extra for the HE?

It's 65 for an hour, 45 for half hour not including extras there.

**Lion1** · 05-15-23 14:14

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lla-28250.html

Has anyone met Miko at Arjons or Kerry in La Jolla?

It's been years since I hit up an AMP. Looks mean more than service to me. Thin, 20's or early 30's.

TIA.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lla-28250.html

**N00b77** · 05-15-23 14:12

Originally Posted by HohoHorny [View Original Post]

Checked out their Instagram page and they have a post of their menu. . 4 for half an hour it seems, but do you have to pay extra for the HE?

That's old, it's now. 65 not including extra.

**HohoHorny** · 05-14-23 19:18

Checked out their Instagram page and they have a post of their menu. . 4 for half an hour it seems, but do you have to pay extra for the HE?

**HeadJudge** · 05-14-23 16:47

Originally Posted by PfiftySoCal [View Original Post]

Check out the original post from member MjisTheBest. My experience was about the same as theirs, so I didn't repeat the story.

And boy, the autocorrect in this blogging system will NOT let you write the proper name for this place, so here is a Rub Maps link:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rove-ca-157474

BBFS or just BBBJ? Cip? Donation?

**PfiftySoCal** · 05-13-23 17:04

Originally Posted by HeadJudge [View Original Post]

Do either of you want to provide specifics because neither of you really painted much of a picture.

Check out the original post from member MjisTheBest. My experience was about the same as theirs, so I didn't repeat the story.

And boy, the autocorrect in this blogging system will NOT let you write the proper name for this place, so here is a Rub Maps link:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rove-ca-157474

**Lascivious** · 05-13-23 09:25

Originally Posted by PoonTangJohnny [View Original Post]

I agree- most places typically do use stock photo's. But every once in awhile I've found authentic (although perhaps airbrushed) pics. I agree- If this is indeed Cathy, then "imma go check her out" as well, LOL & I'm not even into big breasts!

Ask and you shall receive! Service on a platter compliments of, Mr. Las The Man! Thank you, Sir! I had a feeling that you must've seen a different girl the last time around, after reading so many reports about her. At least you know what she looks like now!

Man- If only RChang DATY King were around. We'd all be reading his reviews of how those huge jugs were "swaying back & forth" as he was nailing her from behind! LOL.

I still haven't been to Erma yet. This place will definitely need to learn how to be able to make / keep a scheduled appointment, if they expect me to make the trip all they way down from the North County. It's the least they can do if they truly value / want my repeat business.

Thanks again, Las, this was really awesome of you for doing this for us and reporting back!

I went back at the time that I told her that I wanted my appointment. There was another monger sitting in the lobby. Awkward. The same girl as earlier came out. I said I made an appointment for Cathy. Of course she said come back in about 30 minutes. I about said fuck that but decided to wait. The guy says, yeah they're really busy today. Ugh.

I don't like the lack of discretion at Erma. Other places try to keep customers from passing by each other, let alone have you sit in a tiny waiting area together. I waited outside in my car. When I came back in there was another guy sitting in there waiting.

I finally get back to the room and meet our big tit queen. No massage, just straight to business. I'm thinking hmm-is this the girl in the pics? Her tits are about the same size and she is slender. The pics obscure the face but from what you can see in the pics and seeing her up close I'd have to say no. Again, they a fair representation though. The pics say 22. I'd have to say more like 32. She's not exactly beautiful but her face is pleasant and her bubbly attitude makes her cute. When evaluating providers, I often think, I'd hate to read what she thought of me.

She has a slightly goofy but sweet way about her. Enthusiastic and willing to take direction for the most part. No English skills. As previously mentioned, she doesn't like you to guide her head while sucking but will go deep in her own and even gag a bit. Couldn't take it all the way but gave it a good effort. She had a cool move that's hard to describe. She got me on my back, she sat in front of me with her legs tucked under her and scooted me up on her lap. She starts with a sloppy blow job, lots of spit and slurping and gets those big titles nice and ready for some Russian. She sucks and slurps at the tip while sliding my cock between those big fun bags of hers. Some question if they're enhanced. My not-so-expert opinion is no way.

This goes on for a while and I'm in no hurry to stop. She goes to put the condom on but I ask for more sucking. She obliged. I get her in doggy facing me, going deep without me pressing her down on it. She lets me fuck her face and does a little more gagging. At this point she's had about enough of that. She keeps saying, you're strong, you're strong. Asian girls often say that.

Slapped on the hat and started with some mish, moving into doggy. Those huge jugs were "swaying back & forth" as I was nailing her from behind. ; )

I had her ride me and really pressed it deep. I pushed her to really grind on me as she clamped down on it. She starts to really get into it starts saying she's going to pee. I said, fuck yeah, go for it and kept encouraging her -but she didn't.

I told her I wanted to finish with Russian, (maybe we could call it Ukrainian?) and cim. She was up for that. So I got her on her back, pumping away and tell her I'm going to shoot and motion to open her mouth, which she does. I let it fly and my opening salvo shoots into her mouth and down her chin. She looks shocked but I told her what I was going to do and she opened her mouth for it. Maybe she didn't think I'd shoot such a heavy load, I saved up all week. As I'm shooting my second volley, she totally stops me mid stroke and closed her mouth, as it lands on her pursed lips.

Totally ruined a great finish. She was sputtering and saying, not on my face. I said it's not on your face it went in your mouth then you closed it and it splattered on your lips and chin. This is all done with a lot of pantomiming by me and her broken English. I did get to see my load land in and on her mouth but I would have been nice to completely finish, sit back admire my work.

She was a totally good sport about it and we had a nice laugh about it. She kept saying you're strong, too strong.

I kind of regret spending some of my limited mongering budget on her but I think would have regretted not seeing her more. Getting with a naturally big titted Asian girl is now off my bucket list. Or should I say fuck-it list? I dont like Ermas waiting room set up at all. Would I repeat with Cathy? No. I dont think I’ll go back to Erma unless they find a way to be more discreet and learn to take a fucking appointment and honor it.

**Nothing24** · 05-13-23 01:31

The pics on post #22725 are 100% NOT Cathy. The real Cathy has a natural look including her big titties being all natural as well. They're bigger than the ones on that girl in those pics that's for sure. She also speaks very minimal English, barely any at all and isn't skinny. Not fat either, but definitely not like the girl in those pics. A girl with E to F cup natural titties is not going to have a tiny frame, not naturally at least. Like I said when I reviewed her, if you're a big boob guy then she is worth checking out for sure. If you're not, you can skip.

**HeadJudge** · 05-12-23 22:32

Originally Posted by PfiftySoCal [View Original Post]

I went there recently in the morning a met Lulu. There is someone else that works there too (another monger came in while I was there), but Lulu greeted me at the door. I also asked for an hour and I have to say that if she isn't CMT level, then she is pretty good. She actually noticed and worked on some specific muscle challenges I had, and she can do a hard massage if you want. As for everything else I followed in the footsteps of the above poster, and I was quite happy. If you can get her onto a topic she wants to talk about, she has a fun personality, and a deep laugh, but I was there early in the day, so not sure how things go when she's seeing monger #10 at the end of the day. Normally I go for less services (massage + HE), so this was a treat, and it was definitely worth it.

Do either of you want to provide specifics because neither of you really painted much of a picture.

**Ogt94** · 05-12-23 22:30

Thanks for the recommendations, went to see Cathy today. She is not the one form the photos but she does have some big titties, tight kitty and a nice Bush. Will definitely go see her again. Very playful and likes to kiss. HF + $. 60 tip. I think she said she would be here until August 30th but not sure because of the language barrier.