Massage Parlor Reports

[HohoHorny]

Checked out their Instagram page and they have a post of their menu. . 4 for half an hour it seems, but do you have to pay extra for the HE?

[HeadJudge]

Check out the original post from member MjisTheBest. My experience was about the same as theirs, so I didn't repeat the story.

And boy, the autocorrect in this blogging system will NOT let you write the proper name for this place, so here is a Rub Maps link:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rove-ca-157474

BBFS or just BBBJ? Cip? Donation?

[PfiftySoCal]

Do either of you want to provide specifics because neither of you really painted much of a picture.

Check out the original post from member MjisTheBest. My experience was about the same as theirs, so I didn't repeat the story.

And boy, the autocorrect in this blogging system will NOT let you write the proper name for this place, so here is a Rub Maps link:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rove-ca-157474

[Lascivious]

I agree- most places typically do use stock photo's. But every once in awhile I've found authentic (although perhaps airbrushed) pics. I agree- If this is indeed Cathy, then "imma go check her out" as well, LOL & I'm not even into big breasts!

Ask and you shall receive! Service on a platter compliments of, Mr. Las The Man! Thank you, Sir! I had a feeling that you must've seen a different girl the last time around, after reading so many reports about her. At least you know what she looks like now!

Man- If only RChang DATY King were around. We'd all be reading his reviews of how those huge jugs were "swaying back & forth" as he was nailing her from behind! LOL.

I still haven't been to Erma yet. This place will definitely need to learn how to be able to make / keep a scheduled appointment, if they expect me to make the trip all they way down from the North County. It's the least they can do if they truly value / want my repeat business.

Thanks again, Las, this was really awesome of you for doing this for us and reporting back!

I went back at the time that I told her that I wanted my appointment. There was another monger sitting in the lobby. Awkward. The same girl as earlier came out. I said I made an appointment for Cathy. Of course she said come back in about 30 minutes. I about said fuck that but decided to wait. The guy says, yeah they're really busy today. Ugh.

I don't like the lack of discretion at Erma. Other places try to keep customers from passing by each other, let alone have you sit in a tiny waiting area together. I waited outside in my car. When I came back in there was another guy sitting in there waiting.

I finally get back to the room and meet our big tit queen. No massage, just straight to business. I'm thinking hmm-is this the girl in the pics? Her tits are about the same size and she is slender. The pics obscure the face but from what you can see in the pics and seeing her up close I'd have to say no. Again, they a fair representation though. The pics say 22. I'd have to say more like 32. She's not exactly beautiful but her face is pleasant and her bubbly attitude makes her cute. When evaluating providers, I often think, I'd hate to read what she thought of me.

She has a slightly goofy but sweet way about her. Enthusiastic and willing to take direction for the most part. No English skills. As previously mentioned, she doesn't like you to guide her head while sucking but will go deep in her own and even gag a bit. Couldn't take it all the way but gave it a good effort. She had a cool move that's hard to describe. She got me on my back, she sat in front of me with her legs tucked under her and scooted me up on her lap. She starts with a sloppy blow job, lots of spit and slurping and gets those big titles nice and ready for some Russian. She sucks and slurps at the tip while sliding my cock between those big fun bags of hers. Some question if they're enhanced. My not-so-expert opinion is no way.

This goes on for a while and I'm in no hurry to stop. She goes to put the condom on but I ask for more sucking. She obliged. I get her in doggy facing me, going deep without me pressing her down on it. She lets me fuck her face and does a little more gagging. At this point she's had about enough of that. She keeps saying, you're strong, you're strong. Asian girls often say that.

Slapped on the hat and started with some mish, moving into doggy. Those huge jugs were "swaying back & forth" as I was nailing her from behind. ; )

I had her ride me and really pressed it deep. I pushed her to really grind on me as she clamped down on it. She starts to really get into it starts saying she's going to pee. I said, fuck yeah, go for it and kept encouraging her -but she didn't.

I told her I wanted to finish with Russian, (maybe we could call it Ukrainian?) and cim. She was up for that. So I got her on her back, pumping away and tell her I'm going to shoot and motion to open her mouth, which she does. I let it fly and my opening salvo shoots into her mouth and down her chin. She looks shocked but I told her what I was going to do and she opened her mouth for it. Maybe she didn't think I'd shoot such a heavy load, I saved up all week. As I'm shooting my second volley, she totally stops me mid stroke and closed her mouth, as it lands on her pursed lips.

Totally ruined a great finish. She was sputtering and saying, not on my face. I said it's not on your face it went in your mouth then you closed it and it splattered on your lips and chin. This is all done with a lot of pantomiming by me and her broken English. I did get to see my load land in and on her mouth but I would have been nice to completely finish, sit back admire my work.

She was a totally good sport about it and we had a nice laugh about it. She kept saying you're strong, too strong.

I kind of regret spending some of my limited mongering budget on her but I think would have regretted not seeing her more. Getting with a naturally big titted Asian girl is now off my bucket list. Or should I say fuck-it list? I dont like Ermas waiting room set up at all. Would I repeat with Cathy? No. I dont think I’ll go back to Erma unless they find a way to be more discreet and learn to take a fucking appointment and honor it.

[Nothing24]

The pics on post #22725 are 100% NOT Cathy. The real Cathy has a natural look including her big titties being all natural as well. They're bigger than the ones on that girl in those pics that's for sure. She also speaks very minimal English, barely any at all and isn't skinny. Not fat either, but definitely not like the girl in those pics. A girl with E to F cup natural titties is not going to have a tiny frame, not naturally at least. Like I said when I reviewed her, if you're a big boob guy then she is worth checking out for sure. If you're not, you can skip.

[HeadJudge]

I went there recently in the morning a met Lulu. There is someone else that works there too (another monger came in while I was there), but Lulu greeted me at the door. I also asked for an hour and I have to say that if she isn't CMT level, then she is pretty good. She actually noticed and worked on some specific muscle challenges I had, and she can do a hard massage if you want. As for everything else I followed in the footsteps of the above poster, and I was quite happy. If you can get her onto a topic she wants to talk about, she has a fun personality, and a deep laugh, but I was there early in the day, so not sure how things go when she's seeing monger #10 at the end of the day. Normally I go for less services (massage + HE), so this was a treat, and it was definitely worth it.

Do either of you want to provide specifics because neither of you really painted much of a picture.

[Ogt94]

Thanks for the recommendations, went to see Cathy today. She is not the one form the photos but she does have some big titties, tight kitty and a nice Bush. Will definitely go see her again. Very playful and likes to kiss. HF + $. 60 tip. I think she said she would be here until August 30th but not sure because of the language barrier.

[PfiftySoCal]

Hello Fam,

I check out you Spa and very easy parking at the back of building. I called ahead and made sure she was working. Went in, very quiet but lady said she was Lulu. Wasn't sure but she looked okay for an 30-40 ish lady. After I was sure it was her, more for deeds. Asked for hour but you can always do 30, wanted to see her massage skills. Hour was sixo. For the massage was pretty good, good pressure and face down for half the time... interesting things happen... After she massages my legs and gives me a nice foot rub. If anything I woulda change to head massage but that's for next time. She takes great directions fast and slow, but she will go at a slow to faster pace FYI. Hug and kiss and water out the door. She's definitely worth it, she didn't even ask how much it I gave her the normal $. Please treat her right and see ya nextime.

I went there recently in the morning a met Lulu. There is someone else that works there too (another monger came in while I was there), but Lulu greeted me at the door. I also asked for an hour and I have to say that if she isn't CMT level, then she is pretty good. She actually noticed and worked on some specific muscle challenges I had, and she can do a hard massage if you want. As for everything else I followed in the footsteps of the above poster, and I was quite happy. If you can get her onto a topic she wants to talk about, she has a fun personality, and a deep laugh, but I was there early in the day, so not sure how things go when she's seeing monger #10 at the end of the day. Normally I go for less services (massage + HE), so this was a treat, and it was definitely worth it.

[PoonTangJohnny]

So are these photos really Cathy or she looks similar to that? Usually they are just stock photos, but if that's actually her imma go check her out.

I agree- most places typically do use stock photo's. But every once in awhile I've found authentic (although perhaps airbrushed) pics. I agree- If this is indeed Cathy, then "imma go check her out" as well, LOL & I'm not even into big breasts!

Stopped in to meet Cathy. I was met by a cute younger girl in a pretty dress that showed off her curves. Not the mamasan that I saw there last time. I asked to meet Cathy. I told her that I'd like to make an appointment for this afternoon and asked if I could get the number to text her to lock it in, since it was a problem for some. It seemed to spook her and she wouldn't do it.

She called for Cathy. She came out. She looked great wearing a similar style dress also showing off her gorgeous curves. She had a pleasant, kind look about her. Definitely not the girl I met last time at 201 that said she was Cathy. I asked for an appointment for a specific time but the first girl just kept saying walk in okay. I just wanted to lock it in but she wasn't having it. Too bad. I guess it's not worth calling / texting for an appointment and I'll just have to take my chances.

I cant say if the pics are her or not but Id say that they are a fair representation of her.

Ask and you shall receive! Service on a platter compliments of, Mr. Las The Man! Thank you, Sir! I had a feeling that you must've seen a different girl the last time around, after reading so many reports about her. At least you know what she looks like now!

Man- If only RChang DATY King were around. We'd all be reading his reviews of how those huge jugs were "swaying back & forth" as he was nailing her from behind! LOL.

I still haven't been to Erma yet. This place will definitely need to learn how to be able to make / keep a scheduled appointment, if they expect me to make the trip all they way down from the North County. It's the least they can do if they truly value / want my repeat business.

Thanks again, Las, this was really awesome of you for doing this for us and reporting back!

[Lascivious]

Last night was my very first time at 201 & I've never visited Erma before, so I honestly don't know. I've read several of the reports posted here, that she does in fact have Ginormous cans. So when I saw those pics I just concluded that they were in fact her.

Maybe Cathy was busy when you visited and they did the old B&S and tried to pass off another 1 of their girls as being, Cathy (kind of an impossible B&S of that magnitude to pull off). LOL.

Perhaps 1 of the other member's here who've actually spent time with Cathy can chime in as to the authenticity of these pics / F size Cans?

Stopped in to meet Cathy. I was met by a cute younger girl in a pretty dress that showed off her curves. Not the mamasan that I saw there last time. I asked to meet Cathy. I told her that I'd like to make an appointment for this afternoon and asked if I could get the number to text her to lock it in, since it was a problem for some. It seemed to spook her and she wouldn't do it.

She called for Cathy. She came out. She looked great wearing a similar style dress also showing off her gorgeous curves. She had a pleasant, kind look about her. Definitely not the girl I met last time at 201 that said she was Cathy. I asked for an appointment for a specific time but the first girl just kept saying walk in okay. I just wanted to lock it in but she wasn't having it. Too bad. I guess it's not worth calling / texting for an appointment and I'll just have to take my chances.

I can’t say if the pics are her or not but I’d say that they are a fair representation of her.

[LickMyBall]

It was very easy for me to be able to distinguish a Japanese girl, from all the other Asian ethnicity's. They have a very unique look about them, and their mannerisms are very different as well. FWIW: I lived with a girl from Japan (Kyoto) for 2 years; during those 2 years I was able to experience my own fantasy JAV, on a daily basis. She would make my lunch, put on a sexy outfit and visit me at my jobs during lunch. And we would always find a place to have some hot fun..

This comment made me laugh. Sorry if I "triggered" you, that wasn't my intent.

The best way to tell if they're Japanese is to just approach them and ask them. Appearance means nothing.

And yes, I can speak Japanese.

All I'm saying is that, most of the "Japanese" working at AMPs here are not Japanese. I talk to them in Japanese and they failed to get a conversation going and just start talking to me in Mandarin.

Don't trust most of the reviews here or YMMV.

However, I logged back on because I saw Cathy at Erma. She's definitely one of the women that delivered.

I liked her face and the titties looked and felt great. Not sure if natural or man made because I've been with women who admits they have implants but their breast felt soft and natural.

Decent BBBJ and she voluntarily did a Russian on me.

Eventually CIM but she turned her head away.

Between Cathy and ivy, I liked ivy since her BBBJ skills are phenomenal and I enjoy kissing her.

[Drizzy5151]

If you've seen both, who has the better rack? I've seen Ivy a few times and surprised she didn't get mentioned as much as Cathy has been lately. I want to try Cathy but already like what I get with Ivy. Is one more fun than the other?

[SanDiegoNbr1]

Excellent! SDT!

We need to let these AMP's know, that they need to "HONOR" their appointments. Period! I'll walk in a heartbeat, if my allotted time / appointment is given to another person. ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THIS TYPE OF HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL BS! Some of these AMP's treat us worse than they do at some Doctor's Offices!

But I just might make an exception, and wait for this blessed by Nature of an OMFG of a woman, Cathy!

So are these photos really Cathy or she looks similar to that? Usually they are just stock photos, but if that's actually her imma go check her out.

[Nothing24]

Missed out on Monica from UFS earlier in the year so when I saw a couple recent mentions of her I figured I should stop by to pay her a visit before she leaves again. Set up an appointment via text and she greeted me at the door. She lived up to her reputation, as soon as I walked in she was full on aggressive, kissing and grabbing me all over. I had read some of you guys call her a butterface but she didn't look bad to me. Certainly not unattractive at all. Had also read she had huge bolt ons but they didn't seem that big to me. Perhaps because I had pictured something bigger in my head. Sure, they're larger than the average Asian girl but nothing extreme or anything. Anyway, if you enjoy an aggressive girl with a big sexual appetite then definitely pay her a visit. Usually I'm not big on massages and prefer to cut to the chase but I let her start with a massage and it wasn't bad actually, she even got a little creative with it too. Let's just say her body rubs are A1. After the massage we got down to business, DFK, BBBJ, BLS, Rimming, 69, FIV, FIA, Greek. She practically does it all and with a smile. The only thing I had to direct her on was at one point when she was blowing me and using her hands to simultaneously stroke me she was being a little too aggressive with it and felt my dick getting irritated, so I had to tell her to slow down and stop using her hands, but other than that everything else was all good. For the finish she asked me to CIM and I gladly obliged. Most girls who offer CIM actually back away somewhat when you unload and take about half of your load in and manage to strategically keep the other half out, but Monica fully took it all in with stride making sure every drop went in her mouth. Needless to say I would happily repeat. If you're thinking of seeing her you guys have until the 15th before she leaves again. Total damage 60 hhr /160 tip. I was told the other girls currently on duty were Yiyi and Cici but unfortunately wasn't able to meet them this time around.

[RolfTorren]

Negotiating the AMP scene is a little like a minefield. One wrong step and there goes your window of opportunity or your designated funds for a certain period. For non-FS AMPs I go in with low expectations, unless I am a frequent customer and they know me. I strip down and and make myself comfortable. I'm there for a massage and never have to convince them to offer a HJ at least. In fact if I'm not feeling it, I usually have to insist on no happy ending. Remember that's their cash cow. For FS spas, I never take off more than my shoes at first so I can see who exactly they have for me. I'm ready to walk if needed. And in SD you're rarely more than a few minutes from another AMP.

My advice. Be ready to head for the exit when needed. Its amazing how turning the tables and making it a buyers market will suddenly pay dividends. Just my 2 cents.

Thanks for the intel. I tried to see Cathy when she was at 201 so good she is still in SD. I had a similar situation where I made an appointment with her. I was all set and got there at the appointment time. I told the girl I had an a 9 pm appointment BUT I failed to mention it was for Cathy. So the girl leads me into the room. So I undress and get ready. The girl comes in and start to give me a massage. I go "I have an appointment with Cathy". She says "she's busy". My fault for not specifying I had the appointment with Cathy. Good that you stuck to your guns although I live kinda far from Erma (as with 201) so don't have the flexibility.