Massage Parlor Reports

[Gringo2123]

I left my review when she was in fort lauderdale by the police station. Snapped at me before we started when I put paper towels on the face holder on the table. Regular massage, fully draped no happy ending.

Doubt these reviews. Previous reports said no joy. Either old, inaccurate Reviews or Irina got shy and quit making customers happy.

Saw her the other day because of these claims, left unhappy. I am clean, polite and in shape. Laid down undraped. She covered me with a big towel and kept it on throughout. Not even a hint of happiness despite making sounds and moves. Nothing. Waste of time.

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[RedyFourFun]

Went to MF last week after reading the reports and looking for a place that offers similar service to the Orlando big three. I did not leave disappointed and best experience I've had in a while. Arrived and was greeted by Chelsea and opted for 45 minutes. I wasn't sure if I should pay upfront or negotiate services, so I handed her the house fee of $. 60. She asked if I wanted to pay everything upfront to which I obliged. It was $$. 4 all in which I thought was a little steep considering O-town is $$ for that time frame, but what the hell. We started with massage which was pretty good, then of to table shower. She grabs me by the cock and leads me down the hallway where I get a glimpse of the new girl (Kiki?) who was naked heading into a room. In the TS I lay face down while she gets undressed and has a tight / firm body for a 30 something with probably large B's and she's shaved. She's sliding her tits on my back and works her way down to cleaning my ass which leads to a little TUMA which really isn't my thing but isn't the worst either. Lots of slip and sliding and I turn over where she makes great eye contact and proceeds with at BBBJ. After some playtime in the TS we dry off and she grabs jr again doesn't let him go as she leads us back to the room. She proceeds with BBBJ and starts to maneuver so I can have a look at her ass / kitty. After a little FIV I decide to grab her and have her sit on my face while she chocking down jr. And making time to cover him up. She hops off and then gives me a short RCG, doesn't take him out and then spins around for CG. She has me get on top in missionary and I proceed to drill her good (with a little blue pill help to make things more fun), there is some fake moaning on her part which was a bit much but I continued to fuck her pretty hard. I throw her legs up on my shoulders but she can't handle it so I just slide one of her legs up and continue to drill away finally finishing in the bag. We were both spent and she grabs a hot towel to clean us up. While I'm laying down recovering another girl comes in (Mona?) and says that she wants to try me and says that she has bigger tits and takes down her top and puts my hands on them while she grabs jr. She says "next time you fuck me! She leaves and I get dressed and take my water and drive to my hotel room with a smile on my face. These types of places make me never want to visit another AMP across the state where I'm from. This was a much better experience than I had at Dream Girls in Miami.

[DrWho]

I want to disagree with your last comment "You're likely a romantic type that wants to be taken advantage of" because everyone has their type and I. Myself, dislike florida AMPs. No trill, no excitement, no trying to negotiate, no body, no tits nada. You give them the house fee + 200/220 you are guarantee FS BJ. You don't need to talk to get anything because its already pre-set. Yea you can get their number and become friendly with them blah blah blah, just not attracted to them.

Hey, if that's what you like, go for it. Your money is your money but my self I rather put in the extra work to do what I got to do.

Was her name Jadzia Dax??

[ThomasDoubt]

I want to disagree with your last comment "You're likely a romantic type that wants to be taken advantage of" because everyone has their type and I. Myself, dislike florida AMPs. No trill, no excitement, no trying to negotiate, no body, no tits nada. You give them the house fee + 200/220 you are guarantee FS BJ. You don't need to talk to get anything because its already pre-set. Yea you can get their number and become friendly with them blah blah blah, just not attracted to them.

Hey, if that's what you like, go for it. Your money is your money but my self I rather put in the extra work to do what I got to do.

Different strokes for different folks. Sometimes, I want the fun you can only find in table shower AMPs. But sometimes I want a quality massage. But I always want to leave happy.

[ThomasDoubt]

Can anyone tell me what the appeal is for this popular massage provider somehow everyone knows LOL I've never seen her but wondering is she hot? How old? My understanding is her service is good but wondering what makes her an atf for so many? I think I know where she moved to but haven't taken the plunge. Need more details on looks / performance and $ if anyone wouldn't mind. PM me with info and I'll share a great recent AMP find too.

Average looks but does FS.

[JRam49]

Can anyone tell me what the appeal is for this popular massage provider somehow everyone knows LOL I've never seen her but wondering is she hot? How old? My understanding is her service is good but wondering what makes her an atf for so many? I think I know where she moved to but haven't taken the plunge. Need more details on looks / performance and $ if anyone wouldn't mind. PM me with info and I'll share a great recent AMP find too.

[OralWonder]

OW clear your inbox mate.

Try now. Thanks bro.

[BigLuber]

I want to disagree with your last comment "You're likely a romantic type that wants to be taken advantage of" because everyone has their type and I. Myself, dislike florida AMPs. No trill, no excitement, no trying to negotiate, no body, no tits nada. You give them the house fee + 200/220 you are guarantee FS BJ. You don't need to talk to get anything because its already pre-set. Yea you can get their number and become friendly with them blah blah blah, just not attracted to them.

Hey, if that's what you like, go for it. Your money is your money but my self I rather put in the extra work to do what I got to do.

I agree that most of the Chinese / Korean women a monger encounters in S. Florida AMPs are sub-standard.

But that's just how it is, often times a monger will have to visit several spas just to find out that an AMP is a dud because you see the same old, undesirable woman there for years sometimes.

Case in point: 5 Roses on Pines across from Perry Airport. That older lady does it all, but she's just not nice to look at, and I'm a visual guy, so I spend my money on what I like to see.

Basically, taller than average, nice tits, and a shapely butt, slender, fit, they're out there, you just got to find them.

And when you meet a hot, friendly Asian lady that deserves a 200 tip, then be nice and ask her for her personal cell so you can stay in touch and be notified when she moves around.

I do Spa time about once or twice a month now, the lesser spas not near any tourist areas.

And I text on of the better looking women I know, on the G-Voice app, to see who's working near me. I know their real, Chinese names and I'm not scammed by her being on her period at the time because they'll tell me in advance.

And when I arrive I'm greeted with no panties and a free table shower where I had some amazing BBFS my last visit.

That's right, I don't bring condoms with me, I always get full throttle BBFS because I've established a solid relationship with a few of these attractive women and I tip good too. So I can do things that a visiting monger from out of town can't. Like raw dog everything, CIM, or drop a load on her face.

All good fun set up in advance.

Random spa encounters are impersonal, I like to know what I'm getting before hand. That's the best way to monger these substandard S. Florida AMPs.

[Milan692]

Thanks for the intel. Does she go topless?

OW clear your inbox mate.

[BadAss91]

For the mongers that like to TOFTT, when you follow up on a CL or MF listing it's not normally going to be like visiting an AMP or LMP.

You'll be dealing with women that look at massage as a way to pay the bills without performing any overly intimate acts.

Add to that that these are often spoiled, independent minded and selfish, and usually divorced women that really aren't into getting it on with clients because they think they're above having to anything more than a friendly tug.

But, if all you want is an HJ, and don't mind dropping the same dollar you would at a real massage parlor for FS, then have at it.

You're likely a romantic type that wants to be taken advantage of.

I want to disagree with your last comment "You're likely a romantic type that wants to be taken advantage of" because everyone has their type and I. Myself, dislike florida AMPs. No trill, no excitement, no trying to negotiate, no body, no tits nada. You give them the house fee + 200/220 you are guarantee FS BJ. You don't need to talk to get anything because its already pre-set. Yea you can get their number and become friendly with them blah blah blah, just not attracted to them.

Hey, if that's what you like, go for it. Your money is your money but my self I rather put in the extra work to do what I got to do.

[BadAss91]

Doubt these reviews. Previous reports said no joy. Either old, inaccurate Reviews or Irina got shy and quit making customers happy.

Saw her the other day because of these claims, left unhappy. I am clean, polite and in shape. Laid down undraped. She covered me with a big towel and kept it on throughout. Not even a hint of happiness despite making sounds and moves. Nothing. Waste of time.

I'm guessing you did something wrong my friend. People kept saying she does not offer anything for months and I was always skeptical about until that one day I said fuck it and tried her myself. I guess YMMV!

[BadAss91]

Anyone see this new Ukranian, Vira, on MF, in Hallandale? After the bad Irina experience, I'm looking for better. Vira has big tits anyway. She claims to be very busy, maybe because she's new and all you mongers are trying her. TIA.

I tried to call her and text her many times, still no answer from her. I tried on 2 different numbers, how are you this busy? Smh.

[ThomasDoubt]

Anyone see this new Ukranian, Vira, on MF, in Hallandale? After the bad Irina experience, I'm looking for better. Vira has big tits anyway. She claims to be very busy, maybe because she's new and all you mongers are trying her. TIA.

[Dallas7008]

Hello,

New to FLL. Looking for a place that offers a great massage with a HE at the end.

Thanks for all the good intel.

PM me if preferred.

Thanks,

D.

[ThomasDoubt]

I saw her twice and enjoyed the fantastic massage. I then hinted at a happy ending and she was fine with that but was not very sensual rather mechanical so I would just go back for the fantastic massage myself. Also some OTC but after many visits to the orlando style AMPs, this just does not get it done anymore. I wish it did so maybe I will give it another shot. She is very pleasant.

Doubt these reviews. Previous reports said no joy. Either old, inaccurate Reviews or Irina got shy and quit making customers happy.

Saw her the other day because of these claims, left unhappy. I am clean, polite and in shape. Laid down undraped. She covered me with a big towel and kept it on throughout. Not even a hint of happiness despite making sounds and moves. Nothing. Waste of time.