Escort Reports

**PriscillaM** · 05-12-23 00:10

Originally Posted by OffTheBooks [View Original Post]

Invited this chick to my hotel room and it was hands down worst experience I've ever had. Paid for an Uber from Hollywood to get her here late night, came in and was all weird and loopy. First thing she did was tell me how there's a "viral video" of her going around smoking crystal and then proceeded to ask if I Had any on me! Can't make this shit up. I said ok well let's start with a lap dance. She takes her panties off and is super hairy and smelly. Then starts grinding on me and bleeds all over me. I said uhh WTF? She said oh wow my period is coming. I said uh ok so let's do BJ. Puts a bag on and starts blowing and when I put my hand on her head she starts saying No No No very aggressively. I was shocked. I said ok let me just jerk it on your tits. I ask her to leave asap and she proceeds to ask for more money. I ended up paying four-hundo for this experience. Absolute fucking rip off. I deal with a lot of shit back home in the NY / NJ area but this is by far the worst.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/los-a...o/119765121199

Do you have her number?

**TanSurferGuy** · 05-11-23 23:34

Anybody know of Chanel Barbie a bbw porn star from Los Angeles? I saw her and I wanted to tell everybody to stay away. Dates started out normal the first couple she did deliver but started to see her more and things went downhill, she will raise the price on you after you paid and she will ask you for money constantly, and she will beg and beg for gifts expensive purses and jewelry, she will ask you for thousands of dollars and then will throw fits when you don't buy it for her, she is on Eros and a bunch of other sites, anybody know about Chanel Barbie? Just wanted to put this out there, I wouldn't get involved with her, this lady is crazy.

**OffTheBooks** · 05-11-23 19:37

Invited this chick to my hotel room and it was hands down worst experience I've ever had. Paid for an Uber from Hollywood to get her here late night, came in and was all weird and loopy. First thing she did was tell me how there's a "viral video" of her going around smoking crystal and then proceeded to ask if I Had any on me! Can't make this shit up. I said ok well let's start with a lap dance. She takes her panties off and is super hairy and smelly. Then starts grinding on me and bleeds all over me. I said uhh WTF? She said oh wow my period is coming. I said uh ok so let's do BJ. Puts a bag on and starts blowing and when I put my hand on her head she starts saying No No No very aggressively. I was shocked. I said ok let me just jerk it on your tits. I ask her to leave asap and she proceeds to ask for more money. I ended up paying four-hundo for this experience. Absolute fucking rip off. I deal with a lot of shit back home in the NY / NJ area but this is by far the worst.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/los-a...o/119765121199

**PriscillaM** · 05-10-23 10:13

Originally Posted by GodMann [View Original Post]

LOL, my man are there any chicks in La you do recommend?

Almost none. Thatmall is as dry as a hot young Asian's pussy after a guy gives her DATY and she wets the bed like a herd of horses after the preakness.

There are some gals at temple of bliss who now let me see them on the DL who are ok, but not worth writing here about.

Crystallangels is as useless as a laptop at a repair shop.

Bedpage is basically dead.

Rubranking is dead, actually.

There is a gal in the valley who no longer advertises who I proll see once a month, you can PM me for her info.

Wharf is for shit.

**GodMann** · 05-09-23 22:28

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://www.thatmall.com/veronica/

This one has to be the same as diana blake.

https://www.slixa.com/california/los...es/diana-blake

The pics are not her. She is this fat girl who looks like she drives a route for cvs. Has a beer belly that would make don zimmer proud. Does have totally over the moon tits, but is on Benzos, sweats like a goalie in the third period of the final game of the Stanley cup, and is not very pleasant. Gets annoyed when you take too long. And I take too long. And I get on base a whole lot.

LOL, my man are there any chicks in La you do recommend?

**HapaBoy86** · 05-09-23 01:07

Originally Posted by BigBoss203 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm new to the area, and been researching on what to enjoy.

So far I will try out Kisum from CandyGirl.

On List crawler, or bedpage I found these Latina houses / providers. Can somebody confirm if they are legit? Most are frequent posters.

Go take of the team and report back when the door opens it's a 5'1 Latina torta or super torta?

**PriscillaM** · 05-08-23 11:26

Originally Posted by BigBoss203 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm new to the area, and been researching on what to enjoy.

So far I will try out Kisum from CandyGirl.

On List crawler, or bedpage I found these Latina houses / providers. Can somebody confirm if they are legit? Most are frequent posters..

Damn, you are like Judah ben Bathyra with a wide net. You are going to catch a whale. Stay away from listcrawler. As for the Asian gal off of fakepickgirls.com - she is not the girl who you will fuck, but there is an ass kissing throne sniffing forum called hot young Asian girls down lower in this page where you can post your success at banigng a 40 year old.

**BigBoss203** · 05-08-23 11:16

Hi all,

I'm new to the area, and been researching on what to enjoy.

So far I will try out Kisum from CandyGirl.

On List crawler, or bedpage I found these Latina houses / providers. Can somebody confirm if they are legit? Most are frequent posters.

Phone number: 657-465-8495.

Name: Joana.

Location: Downey Long Beach.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/132824579

424-205-8772.

Location: 15607 S Normandie Ave Gardena, CA. Hotel Gateway Inn.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/132787151

Many ads for this Gardena, CA location.

747-206-4160.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/132734061

Location: La Puente.

Phone: 4242445099.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22978227.html

Location: LaPuenteElMonteBaldwinPark.

Please feel free to PM me with any recommendations or warnings.

I will report back on the above when I am able to schedule something.

**PriscillaM** · 05-07-23 17:22

Originally Posted by HalloweenMan [View Original Post]

Hello fellow hobbiest,

There is an ad on Tryst that shows an escort Sexi Stacy. Her account was hacked by a guy who knocked her out and stole her phone, money, credit cards etc. He is totally messing up her life. She is a personal friend of mine and I know for a fact that she is not (nor has ever been in Los Angeles). She has never asked for deposits and never will. Please do not contact the numbers or email address because it is not her and do not pay any deposit because you will get ripped off. Be safe!

https://tryst.link/escort/sexi-stacy

Thanks for warning us, I know I was rushing to see her due to her looks. Also, does anyone know any good lasik surgeons?

**HalloweenMan** · 05-07-23 11:28

Hello fellow hobbiest,

There is an ad on Tryst that shows an escort Sexi Stacy. Her account was hacked by a guy who knocked her out and stole her phone, money, credit cards etc. He is totally messing up her life. She is a personal friend of mine and I know for a fact that she is not (nor has ever been in Los Angeles). She has never asked for deposits and never will. Please do not contact the numbers or email address because it is not her and do not pay any deposit because you will get ripped off. Be safe!

**PriscillaM** · 05-07-23 10:49

I think a lot of women in their 30's and beyond who have to do sex work start projecting their borderline / depressive personality disorders by acting deranged during the massage. It is not enough for them to be in a mood of shit, they have to ensnare you in it.

This one is textbook:

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45207/

She literally hates everything with those in proximity being given the most antipathy. And if you are getting a massage, guess what body part of yours is closest to her?

**JonathonJammer** · 05-06-23 00:18

So I had a little time and just needed a release so Temptation we'll know provider usually Downey / Norwalk / Buena Park areas. Anyway tell her I'm on my way and park next to a shopping center so when I'm done it gives me more than one route to go and parking in this we'll know provider hotel in Downey, you don't want to pull out after and have Downey PD on your ass. Anyway I'm thinking cool I'm here horny and in 20 minutes I'm out but this b1 tch had the nerve to call me and say where are you parked at because after I give you the room number the clock starts. WTF? He told her never mind and why wouldn't you let us mongers know this so we can make a decision if we want to see you or not. I mean come in does this mean I should run up the stairs pull my pants off and just stick it in her mouth to save time? Wow anyway going to check Fig out tonight and hopefully pump some good black pussy I've been craving lately. Anyone have any suggestions!?

**DGoodLife** · 05-02-23 14:14

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

My dad has been complaining that my mom won't bang him anymore, for years now, and has been asking me about providers.

My personal predilection has been Koreans because for them it seems a job like any other, whereas any other race treats it much differently and much more often have the accompanying complications like mental illness, drug abuse, pimp / Rob or higher LE bust odds.

He's elderly so not sure if he could perform at a slam-bam massage parlor. Could I set him up with the k-bookers or will he need to set up his own "account?" Are young k-girls open to seeing the elderly and doing what needs to be done to get him to rise to the occasion and perform?

My pops was 62 when I first took him to TJ, although he is widowed so a bit different. What's funny is in TJ he got more attention than me the first few times then again bastard had deeper pockets so it was fine. First girl I set him up with was someone I known over the years at the club a little older and chubby but cool girl if you go to tj a bit you know this type. I rented a room and he was up there over an hour with her. He was done for that day but next few days he learned the game. And shit he got some of the hotties there ha ha. I think us younger guys expect more where he was just happy to be there. He is now upper 70's and tells me he goes sometimes with some other friends of his, I tell him stay away from the V they sell from the clubs and only get them from Ahora pharma on the corner. I took to him to LoS and PI but he did not like it so sticks to TJ.

As far as states he still doesn't know much other than a rub and tug, and it's better that way IMHO. Bit do you dad a solid hook him up with a girl you have seen and maybe don't see as much anymore. I would not send him in blind.

DGL.

Dishing out his worthless. 02 pesos.

**PriscillaM** · 05-01-23 18:53

https://www.thatmall.com/veronica/

This one has to be the same as diana blake.

https://www.slixa.com/california/los...es/diana-blake

The pics are not her. She is this fat girl who looks like she drives a route for cvs. Has a beer belly that would make don zimmer proud. Does have totally over the moon tits, but is on Benzos, sweats like a goalie in the third period of the final game of the Stanley cup, and is not very pleasant. Gets annoyed when you take too long. And I take too long. And I get on base a whole lot.