Massage Parlor Reports

**SmithSonok** · 06-05-23 17:30

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

I couldn't find this one in Marysville, the only one I can find is in Lynnwood.

Ya Ya Marysville is a little building (grey if I remember) in front of the Widowmaker bike shop on State Ave. Never been in; only seen the sign.

**WaRubMonger** · 06-04-23 15:07

After seeing the review I'm Seattle section I had to go see about this 25 yo Cola with big naturals.

So. Imo, Colo is no more 25 than I am. 30's, maybe 40. Hard to tell. Yes, she is nice looking and far from granny or old auntie. Breasts are nice, large, real, and a little saggy but hey, she ain't 25! If you like big nips you will love them. Big fat gumdrops that harden when sucked on. Massage. Meh. Pretty basic but not the worst. FS to HJ available. I went standard finish with full roaming but no fiv. She does have a good personality. I little more upcharge than I can get elsewhere but I wanted variety. Some English, not a lot. Fairly busy parking area but that can be both good and bad. No ts available but that's fine. Overall I'd go back.

**JMirage** · 06-02-23 14:24

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

The most recent (5 days ago) review for Ya Ya Spa seems to be real, as opposed to the daily fake reviews that are posted. Lisa in her polka dot dress. All services covered.

I couldn't find this one in Marysville, the only one I can find is in Lynnwood.

**KitWalker1967** · 06-02-23 11:37

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

I am heading up to Marysville today, haven't seen a report or been up there for a while so I'm going a little blind. I'll probably pop my head into a couple places until I see something decent unless anyone has recent intel. I'll report back either way!

The most recent (5 days ago) review for Ya Ya Spa seems to be real, as opposed to the daily fake reviews that are posted. Lisa in her polka dot dress. All services covered.

**JMirage** · 06-02-23 09:05

I am heading up to Marysville today, haven't seen a report or been up there for a while so I'm going a little blind. I'll probably pop my head into a couple places until I see something decent unless anyone has recent intel. I'll report back either way!

**MickDawgg** · 05-04-23 05:23

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

Having Tijuana on the California border may help keep prices cheaper down in CA, but my experiences in LA and San Diego (1 year ago) were on par or more expensive than here in WA State. In my opinion the women down there were much more attractive, younger and thinner than a majority up here in WA though. That's one thing going for you.

I agree, big price gouging ever since the Pandemic. Yet.

Like the Pandemic, Discipline must always be used.

While enjoying this hobby. I don't care for younger.

Girls one bit so Looks isn't that important. I tip.

For Good service Not age or Looks. You guys tipping FS prices.

For HE are a disgrace to entire Hobby.

**Shogun Hua** · 05-03-23 20:56

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Down there (CA) I've never read such outrageous $$4. 0 for something you can do at home

Having Tijuana on the California border may help keep prices cheaper down in CA, but my experiences in LA and San Diego (1 year ago) were on par or more expensive than here in WA State. In my opinion the women down there were much more attractive, younger and thinner than a majority up here in WA though. Thats one thing going for you.

**Tickle Me Boyz** · 05-03-23 18:19

I can't find any intel on this place but pass by it. Anyone have experience here? Ty!

**Gpc1085** · 05-03-23 17:27

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Sixty bucks is pretty much the standard rate for a HE in Washington, whether you pay the house fee of 40 for a half hour or 60 for an hour. If you're lucky (or after several visits), the masseuse might pop out the twins for you to enjoy and be cool with your hands roaming a bit without a tip increase. Some local parlors are bumping up their house fees to 50 for a half hour and 70 for an hour, which started happening in Oregon about a year or so ago. Please note that I'm only discussing prices. Once you begin factoring in the age range of the masseuses, the price points can change dramatically.

LOL. Kit with all due respect I see you're a main poster on here (in multiple forum's) and well respected & I do enjoy reading some of your "reports" on here, but as that sweet Carolina song goes. "touching me,.touching you". & the saying goes. "if they're touching you, I am touching them" . I don't know how it should be looked at any different than with a civilian girl you're dating that you do mutual dfk she meets half way &/ or initiates it with (hello green light) I am not a lawyer, but that is perfectly LEGAL to touch / roam also (kiss = consent, they touch you you touch them. Simple! I don't understand why many guys on here overthink this in the MP world as wel? To me that reads like a defeated / "simp"-like mentality. Maybe I am reading it wrong as I am exhausted and sick currently with some nasty bug that's going around. Also, at what point does the patron put their foot down to all these price hikes lately guys? Sheesh! You guys love to overpay up here!! & no kit I'm not talking your 40 & 60 as I've been reading wayy worse. In the Bay Area Silicon Valley etc (very similar to the Eastside up here with tech $ galore obviously everywhere just like the Bellevue's, Redmond sammamish etc) the regulars / veteran posters down there (like pop k etc who I see sometimes see chimes on these Seattle forums) will still say 40 & 40, but most will indeed say 40 & 60 (but that is it!) & obviously as mentioned above for those very same reasons, that should include otc / a little roaming with out any extra cost / upsell etc. Or one may just want to finish the massage &/ or walk out entirely. Of course that is sometimes circumstantial / depends if more is handed. Really a lot of these mama / papasan are no different than the pimps out there on AA / the circuit as in you can tell they are training these MTP's how to hustle guys and it's all over the board from mainly sitting back & reading everyone's stories this past year in this forum as far as what everyone is forking out. So it's best (my opinion) to go under & lowball with the $40 offer first. You say 60 and they say 80. You say 80 & they want $! Just my. 002 and a lot of places I see are even increasing the 30 min minute house fee's to $50 even with 0 massage or massage skills! (Inflation? & so what are you paying for? Hmm. Also haven't read about it as much in CA but there is always exceptions usually the more affluent area's etc). Also, funny you mention oregon because in most parts (Portland = outlier) if the MTP is actually certified is very hard to obtain! Much harder and stricter than CA or WA I hear from many sources I know out there & a male friend that played around with getting certified in Oregon.

However / Again at what point (I read guys laying down FS type things 1. 40- only to get a HE w limited etc?. Huh? Wooooow). I guess my point is. At what point does the buck stop? Down there (CA) I've never read such outrageous $$4. 0 for something you can do at home, or guys are saying they do at the bikini drive through up here (self serve hey if that floats your boat!) in that thread. I digress. Even in the street scene some guy reported some SW's only doing (HE / HJ must be a post Covid. We barely want to touch you. Let me spray you thingy) and quoting a Benjamin even! But hey drive it up for everyone else I suppose. Personally I don't need this and mainly just look for a great massage from a friendly / personal provider /(s) with skill & personality that are "fun" to be around without all the upsells any suggestions? (although that's getting harder & harder to find these days, as these MP's seem not much different then the street girls in training, attitude etc etc. Only your in a MP & not your vehicle & ethnicity typically is only difference). Personally I am satisfied, but enjoy the occasional "show" at least (if it happens) & don't do BB or hard things like a lot of you (to each its own though). If it doesn't happen, "no biggie", as there are always those "can't miss places" as posters refer to & places if you use this or RM's search function (which a lot of you posters are correct their not the best but once you figure them out they are "ok") will have different things. I have to say housing / rent is a little cheaper on the eastside than down there in Silicon Valley ca, but eating out and entertainment (movies, this stuff) seems to be more expensive up here oddly enough / much to my surprise. Lots of money floating around in both areas and these MP's, papa / mamasan's aren't stupid and know that as well.

**KitWalker1967** · 05-03-23 12:30

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. Id much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

Sixty bucks is pretty much the standard rate for a HE in Washington, whether you pay the house fee of 40 for a half hour or 60 for an hour. If you're lucky (or after several visits), the masseuse might pop out the twins for you to enjoy and be cool with your hands roaming a bit without a tip increase. Some local parlors are bumping up their house fees to 50 for a half hour and 70 for an hour, which started happening in Oregon about a year or so ago. Please note that I'm only discussing prices. Once you begin factoring in the age range of the masseuses, the price points can change dramatically.

**SayOcean** · 05-02-23 13:17

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. Id much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

So the massage is pretty good (I've never had a legit massage though from a non AMP). But I opted for the full hour because I would like to have a nice long massage with a HE at the end. They do provide a half hour option for $40 too.

My experience is that they spend the first 40-50 minutes doing a massage with some really nice teasing. Then spend remaining time for the HE. Being a repeat customer, let's say the light teasing turns into heavy teasing haha. But again, I've only been able to get a HJ (with breast play / sucking) at this place with no more.

**Gpc1085** · 05-02-23 06:25

Originally Posted by SayOcean [View Original Post]

Wow you went quite on an adventure with little rewards Gpc1085. My condolences but thank you for your research.

My experience with Rainbow Health is that it is a HE only place and that they leave their masks on. I know their newest member (Mia or Miya) has a nice pair of C sized breasts. Standard rate is house fee ($60 for hour + $60 for HE). I usually hand over the money upfront in the beginning and they understand.

I am curious about Viva though. It seems to be fairly new so there is not much intel about it. I'll try and see if I can bring back anything later this month.

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. I’d much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

**Gpc1085** · 05-02-23 06:20

Originally Posted by SmithSonok [View Original Post]

I've never been to either place but if I were to go I'd park near the Everett Clinic. The areas around their 2 buildings is an island of non-sketchy and there's plenty of street parking that's more than safe. I'm sure they have both their security and EPD keeping up that vibe for them.

I would even consider parking in their lot or garage. Nobody is going to think twice about your car being there over an hour. Hell, I've sat in their waiting room for my appointment for 45 minutes.

Thanks for the advice on Everett clinic! Contemplated doing that but it was just closing when I was out there as nurses were walking to their cars. Next time I'll try that. I was thinking Ivars last time. Both & every business really has tow away tow company signs but during business hours if they don't see you walking away (Everett clinic probably best place) I can't see getting towed. As you put it you waited 45 mins to see a doc. Dang that sucks!

How is the back massage portion at the blue house? Read it's decent?

**SmithSonok** · 05-01-23 00:24

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Lucky oil / nuru massage: wanted to check out the two was thinking lucky oil moreso but.
Neighborhood complex / road there is super ghetto! Mental / homeless halfway house section 8 appt's idk. And I have to park and leave car two blocks from it because of road closure?

I've never been to either place but if I were to go I'd park near the Everett Clinic. The areas around their 2 buildings is an island of non-sketchy and there's plenty of street parking that's more than safe. I'm sure they have both their security and EPD keeping up that vibe for them.

I would even consider parking in their lot or garage. Nobody is going to think twice about your car being there over an hour. Hell, I've sat in their waiting room for my appointment for 45 minutes.

**SayOcean** · 04-30-23 18:41

Wow you went quite on an adventure with little rewards Gpc1085. My condolences but thank you for your research.

My experience with Rainbow Health is that it is a HE only place and that they leave their masks on. I know their newest member (Mia or Miya) has a nice pair of C sized breasts. Standard rate is house fee ($60 for hour + $60 for HE). I usually hand over the money upfront in the beginning and they understand.

I am curious about Viva though. It seems to be fairly new so there is not much intel about it. I'll try and see if I can bring back anything later this month.