Massage Parlor Reports

[Chiguyxxx]

Turns out both my go to girls at Ozone are no longer there. Can anybody recommend any good choices over there (besides Karly--just not my type)? My faves over there were Cindy and Jessica so anyone like that (I. E. Cute and busty with pretty decent massage skills). Also I swore off Grand Spa do the heavy pressure tactics and lack of anything beyond L1, anything change there? I'd be happy with a good massage with L1 if they didn't try and push you to drop $100 for it. I don't think any handjob is worth $100. Thanks in advance.

[ConfuciusMan]

I am looking for Eva from comfort. She pop up anywhere?

I talked to her. She's retired and she's going to China with her husband and daughter.

[Drawers333]

Anyone ever been to Men's Spa on Western? Their website makes it look like a legit place and the name / branding seems a little on the nose to be a place that offers extras, but I was walking by the other day and saw a guy walking out with a similar grin I've had on my face leaving a massage parlor before. Just curious.

[Spanker7]

You can't go wrong with Karly at Ozone. 110 lbs spinner hottie with great attitude. Totally wide open menu. BBBJWS (and gargle LOL), CFS, Greek, MSOG, pretty much anything you can dream up. Good luck!!

I can confirm. She's a Dominican nice B cups and ass. I met her last Spring so it's time to see her again. I'll enjoy her in Greek! Can't wait.

[Quimby]

I am looking for Eva from comfort. She pop up anywhere?

If you find out could you let me know?

[Self Hi5]

I have used CLM many times over the last few years. The main location is SUPER convenient to me and I have had some good sessions, but the cost is just a little too high for what you get. There were a few ladies I would see that had a $100 upcharge for full service which put a hh appointment at $260 all in. I could definitely live what that, even when I could possibly see someone for an hour for the same (or better) service at some other places for just $40-80 more. But then some of the ladies starting quoting $200+ upcharges and that just got silly. Then add to it some of the good ones would vanish and you'd go see a new one and she wouldn't look quite the same as the pic. Or her upcharge was crazy. Etc.

I remember one short blond who gave a fantastic massage (I would have seen her just for that) but also gave a fantastic BBJ. But alas a week later she was gone. WTF!

I finally got in to see Natalie recently and she was nice and attractive but she quoted me an upcharge about $50 higher than mentioned on here (maybe those other guys are much younger / more fit) and to add insult to injury she wasn't told I wanted an hour so by the time we discussed tips it was too late.

If the new girl Nikki actually looks like she does in the pics I would definitely go see her. Can anyone confirm if the pics are real (or close to real)?

I have become good friends with one of the girls at CLM. She does outcall for me when available and we talk frequently about the biz when she visits. Sweet girl and I get a better deal because I don't pay the house fee and she gets to keep all the money so it's win / win. Please don't ask who, I will not share. Point is for those of you who go often and have regulars, I imagine the same situation is available if you work to it and assume many of you have a similar arrangement. She does it because biz is slow there and she knows she makes out better this way.

I have been a client at CLM for years and it has slowly declined as all have mentioned. Biz is slow and not just because of economic reasons. More so because of the lack of value and ridiculous upcharge prices. For some of the prices / upcharges, you can see a top notch provider and not have to negotiate anything! I realize many of you know this. Sometime last year, I had a session with one of the hottest girls in their rotation. She quoted me $400 for FS and I immediately lost my hard on. I mean she is hot, but at an hour that's $620 - not that hot! She actually offered her number for outcall and her rates for that were upwards of $800. I mean, seriously?

Most of the girls at CLM are really sweet, but upcharges and inaccurate pictures are getting to be a dealbreaker. I stick to KP now for the best value imo, bc I haven't been able to get through at AC, which is fine for me.

[FuckIt216]

Anyone know if she turned up yet?

If you ever find her inbox me thanks 🙏.

[HappyGardener]

Damnit, quit talking about Judy so much. Whenever you do, she gets really busy and she's never available. I'll text her and she'll text back: "Busy".

I'll ask when she's available and it's like 11 pm.

[SpaDude777]

Hey,

So, as I've posted before, I will be in Chicago soon, looking forward to my trip!

After making a few posts and reading many more, I think I have narrowed my choice of AMP to Ozone or Orange?

Any thoughts? Is there somewhere else I should consider?

I'll be on North Side but don't mind driving.

Seeking spinners with a wide menu.

Thanks,

GM.

You can't go wrong with Karly at Ozone. 110 lbs spinner hottie with great attitude. Totally wide open menu. BBBJWS (and gargle LOL), CFS, Greek, MSOG, pretty much anything you can dream up. Good luck!!

[Chiguyxxx]

I agree with that. These Asian places being reviewed here seem to have women with much better menus than CLM. From talking to the girls at CLM, things are really slow. That's why regulars are disappearing and new girls don't last long. One girl says she only gets a few guys per week now. I'll bet part of the problem is the limited menu for a lot of money most of the girls have. Athena isn't worth $500 for a massage and CFS. You can get better lots of other places.

There are a couple of girls who have open menus there but it's not advertised, not for most guys, and there's no set criteria for how to get it. I used to share over PM only to find out later that the guy had no luck at all, so now I've stopped. The whole CLM experience is too unpredictable. Some guys might actually appreciate that and enjoy the hunt but most just find it annoying and don't come back.

I have used CLM many times over the last few years. The main location is SUPER convenient to me and I have had some good sessions, but the cost is just a little too high for what you get. There were a few ladies I would see that had a $100 upcharge for full service which put a hh appointment at $260 all in. I could definitely live what that, even when I could possibly see someone for an hour for the same (or better) service at some other places for just $40-80 more. But then some of the ladies starting quoting $200+ upcharges and that just got silly. Then add to it some of the good ones would vanish and you'd go see a new one and she wouldn't look quite the same as the pic. Or her upcharge was crazy. Etc.

I remember one short blond who gave a fantastic massage (I would have seen her just for that) but also gave a fantastic BBJ. But alas a week later she was gone. WTF!

I finally got in to see Natalie recently and she was nice and attractive but she quoted me an upcharge about $50 higher than mentioned on here (maybe those other guys are much younger / more fit) and to add insult to injury she wasn't told I wanted an hour so by the time we discussed tips it was too late.

If the new girl Nikki actually looks like she does in the pics I would definitely go see her. Can anyone confirm if the pics are real (or close to real)?

[Jinurso]

I agree with MoeJoo.

A few years ago, CLM had some nice girls but the fake pictures, lack of consistent performance, variable pricing (upcharging), etc does not make it a "big deal". I stopped looking at their site as the experience was just too unpredictable.

It may be safe to give your name and occupation to them (I never do that) as they have been around a while but remember that any information can end being leaked.

I agree with that. These Asian places being reviewed here seem to have women with much better menus than CLM. From talking to the girls at CLM, things are really slow. That's why regulars are disappearing and new girls don't last long. One girl says she only gets a few guys per week now. I'll bet part of the problem is the limited menu for a lot of money most of the girls have. Athena isn't worth $500 for a massage and CFS. You can get better lots of other places.

There are a couple of girls who have open menus there but it's not advertised, not for most guys, and there's no set criteria for how to get it. I used to share over PM only to find out later that the guy had no luck at all, so now I've stopped. The whole CLM experience is too unpredictable. Some guys might actually appreciate that and enjoy the hunt but most just find it annoying and don't come back.

[Jinurso]

So I wanted to see a girl that works for CLM since I hear they're the shit. But when I contacted them they said I need to give them my full name and occupation.

Why would you need all of that? I understand they want to be sure I'm who I say I am but this is supposed to be discreet no? If they keep a log of the people that come in and they get busted then we also get busted no??

Are you guys still willing to go to CLM for the risk?

I don't know too much about the inner workings of CLM, but apparently they don't keep any of your information on file anywhere other than your phone number and a not-specific identifier. The girls never know it's me showing up until they open the door, which actually sucks because they can't do anything that matches my preferences since they don't know that I'm the one making the appointment.

If they did get busted the police would have your phone number, but they wouldn't have anything else about you. Certainly not enough to arrest you for anything. As far as I know, at least.

[Jinurso]

Looks like some new talent at CLM. I'll be coupons as to if the pics match but also service. Hopefully they stick around long enough until I'm back in town in August.

I'm curious about the new talent too. Unfortunately you have to be careful about seeing too many girls there. They can get a little jealous and possessive if they've seen you a few times and then you show up to see someone else. I've seen several girls often enough where I now have to play schedule Tetris and only see them on days when they aren't in the same place as other girls I've seen regularly. The more girls I see the harder that Tetris is.

That said, I did see one of the new girls recently. Athena. She's an American girl who advertises as Italian. Maybe Chicago Italian.

Petite girl. Maybe the closest thing to a spinner on the roster that I've seen. She has a classic CLM menu. CBJ +100, CFS +300 (probably negotiable). DATY included, but no other GFE activities. She's nice and cute and engaging but probably not someone I would see again given the better connections I have with other girls there.

[PiggyPig]

I see a lot of talk about Judy at OD but I don't see how much people offer her for her services. Is $100 too much or too little for the BBJ? How much do you all pay for rims and FS / BBFS?

[SexWithJesus69]

Anyone know if she turned up yet?

If you find out could you let me know?