Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeMaleMpls]

I know men like getting milked, Eden in burns does it best, goes straight into it until you can't hold anymore, last time I lasted 20 minutes until I couldn't hold and longer, I turned over and busted a huge nut that caught her by surprise LOL.

When you say milked are your referring to Prostate massage? Have never partaken in that yet.

[TallNeck]

I think Yoyo is the best there. What made her awful?

Hmm, maybe she doesn't care for bigger dudes. 30 minute session, I asked for medium and got soft at best, and not the fun feather-touch soft, like an untrained soft. She did all the right things downstairs before the flip, and the release was on point, but she wanted 60 just for that and hands upshirt, not even topless. And yes I was polite and freshly cleaned up, so I don't think I gave her a bad impression right away, in fact we had pleasant banter while I was sorting house fee. I guess YMMV holds true, I'm glad you enjoyed her even if I didn't!

[MassErrection]

I know men like getting milked, Eden in burns does it best, goes straight into it until you can't hold anymore, last time I lasted 20 minutes until I couldn't hold and longer, I turned over and busted a huge nut that caught her by surprise LOL.

[MassErrection]

I think Yoyo is the best there. What made her awful?

I always schedule with aila, she's a lot of fun and if you tip her generously she will take care of you.

[KrangleVerse]

I'd be very curious who's offering this there as my regular (and the new girl YoYo who is kinda awful) have never gone that far!

I think Yoyo is the best there. What made her awful?

[Loran70]

Heard a story from a source this afternoon, that Green Massage in Buffalo is closed.

Made a phone call, and no answer.

Anybody confirm or dispute?

[TallNeck]

Burnsville has few spots but if you want naked and l2, Cherry massage is way to go!

I'd be very curious who's offering this there as my regular (and the new girl YoYo who is kinda awful) have never gone that far!

[Dream44]

Google says Cherry has been closed for quite a while. Do you mean some other place? There doesn't seem to be anything at the old address I googled now.

It's now called Kings Spa.

Same location as the old Cherry.

[Dream44]

Not sure what it is called now, but made an appointment Friday. Had sent a text on Thursday, was hounded for a couple hours with "When come? What time? You coming? Finally relented until Friday morning when it started again. Picked 1 pm and it stopped. Headed out a little early to check out the area and made the call only to find out that I should come at 4 pm, then backed it down to 2 pm. I said okay and started to head for home. Stopped at the gas station to get cheap gas and got a call telling me to come now. WTF? Headed back over and parked on the narrow street surrounded by odd ball shops that will probably spell trouble for this location before long. Once in, it appears that they don't plan to be in this location for long. Table was fine, but everything else is shit. I ended up with Apple, who I saw one time under a different name at the last location. I was already underwhelmed so just planned on a basic session for an hour. Should have just done a half. Dreadful massage, if you could even call it that. Flip at maybe the 7 minute mark and then starts tugging. That was okay at first, but she had the worst grunting "Oooh, baby, yeah baby's. Just annoying and stupid. I asked politely to stop but finally just said "Shut up!" Apple is the one that wears knee to shoulder Spanks, has a really bad attitude in the fact that she thinks she is hotter than shit. Horrible. I will not go back, even if they get new staff. Location is asking for trouble.

Yes this place is the old Lucky from St Michaels.

It is now called Green Massage in Buffalo.

Your review of Apple is dead on, just like Apple.

[AnonFan247]

Google says Cherry has been closed for quite a while. Do you mean some other place? There doesn't seem to be anything at the old address I googled now.

I think Kings Spa is at the same address, I've only gotten L1 there consistently. Only have done 30 min though, so maybe difference with 60? Would love to know, need a good l2 spot.

[Anything Cool]

Not sure what it is called now, but made an appointment Friday. Had sent a text on Thursday, was hounded for a couple hours with "When come? What time? You coming? Finally relented until Friday morning when it started again. Picked 1 pm and it stopped. Headed out a little early to check out the area and made the call only to find out that I should come at 4 pm, then backed it down to 2 pm. I said okay and started to head for home. Stopped at the gas station to get cheap gas and got a call telling me to come now. WTF? Headed back over and parked on the narrow street surrounded by odd ball shops that will probably spell trouble for this location before long. Once in, it appears that they don't plan to be in this location for long. Table was fine, but everything else is shit. I ended up with Apple, who I saw one time under a different name at the last location. I was already underwhelmed so just planned on a basic session for an hour. Should have just done a half. Dreadful massage, if you could even call it that. Flip at maybe the 7 minute mark and then starts tugging. That was okay at first, but she had the worst grunting "Oooh, baby, yeah baby's. Just annoying and stupid. I asked politely to stop but finally just said "Shut up!" Apple is the one that wears knee to shoulder Spanks, has a really bad attitude in the fact that she thinks she is hotter than shit. Horrible. I will not go back, even if they get new staff. Location is asking for trouble.

I also got the text regarding this shop. A long drive for me, so don't think I am going to check it out anytime soon.

Has anyone heard anything from the crew at Beauty Loyalty? I really liked that place, it was worth the drive to St Michael.

[BurtForPres]

Burnsville has few spots but if you want naked and l2, Cherry massage is way to go!

Google says Cherry has been closed for quite a while. Do you mean some other place? There doesn't seem to be anything at the old address I googled now.

[Bobo09]

I am going to be in St. Cloud for a couple days this week. Anything to be found in the area? Been looking through escort and massage reviews, and have found very few leads. The St. Cloud forum looks dead, so I thought I'd post here. Thanks for any info.

[Go4MN]

Not sure what it is called now, but made an appointment Friday. Had sent a text on Thursday, was hounded for a couple hours with "When come? What time? You coming? Finally relented until Friday morning when it started again. Picked 1 pm and it stopped. Headed out a little early to check out the area and made the call only to find out that I should come at 4 pm, then backed it down to 2 pm. I said okay and started to head for home. Stopped at the gas station to get cheap gas and got a call telling me to come now. WTF? Headed back over and parked on the narrow street surrounded by odd ball shops that will probably spell trouble for this location before long. Once in, it appears that they don't plan to be in this location for long. Table was fine, but everything else is shit. I ended up with Apple, who I saw one time under a different name at the last location. I was already underwhelmed so just planned on a basic session for an hour. Should have just done a half. Dreadful massage, if you could even call it that. Flip at maybe the 7 minute mark and then starts tugging. That was okay at first, but she had the worst grunting "Oooh, baby, yeah baby's. Just annoying and stupid. I asked politely to stop but finally just said "Shut up!" Apple is the one that wears knee to shoulder Spanks, has a really bad attitude in the fact that she thinks she is hotter than shit. Horrible. I will not go back, even if they get new staff. Location is asking for trouble.

[MassErrection]

Shoreview or White Bear? I never had luck at white bear location.

I've had success at both, WBL seemed to have better looking women, haven't been to either in long time though. I might have to try coco, always enjoyed the ts at the end.