Massage Parlor Reports

[Tickle Me Boyz]

I can't find any intel on this place but pass by it. Anyone have experience here? Ty!

[Gpc1085]

Sixty bucks is pretty much the standard rate for a HE in Washington, whether you pay the house fee of 40 for a half hour or 60 for an hour. If you're lucky (or after several visits), the masseuse might pop out the twins for you to enjoy and be cool with your hands roaming a bit without a tip increase. Some local parlors are bumping up their house fees to 50 for a half hour and 70 for an hour, which started happening in Oregon about a year or so ago. Please note that I'm only discussing prices. Once you begin factoring in the age range of the masseuses, the price points can change dramatically.

LOL. Kit with all due respect I see you're a main poster on here (in multiple forum's) and well respected & I do enjoy reading some of your "reports" on here, but as that sweet Carolina song goes. "touching me,.touching you". & the saying goes. "if they're touching you, I am touching them" . I don't know how it should be looked at any different than with a civilian girl you're dating that you do mutual dfk she meets half way &/ or initiates it with (hello green light) I am not a lawyer, but that is perfectly LEGAL to touch / roam also (kiss = consent, they touch you you touch them. Simple! I don't understand why many guys on here overthink this in the MP world as wel? To me that reads like a defeated / "simp"-like mentality. Maybe I am reading it wrong as I am exhausted and sick currently with some nasty bug that's going around. Also, at what point does the patron put their foot down to all these price hikes lately guys? Sheesh! You guys love to overpay up here!! & no kit I'm not talking your 40 & 60 as I've been reading wayy worse. In the Bay Area Silicon Valley etc (very similar to the Eastside up here with tech $ galore obviously everywhere just like the Bellevue's, Redmond sammamish etc) the regulars / veteran posters down there (like pop k etc who I see sometimes see chimes on these Seattle forums) will still say 40 & 40, but most will indeed say 40 & 60 (but that is it!) & obviously as mentioned above for those very same reasons, that should include otc / a little roaming with out any extra cost / upsell etc. Or one may just want to finish the massage &/ or walk out entirely. Of course that is sometimes circumstantial / depends if more is handed. Really a lot of these mama / papasan are no different than the pimps out there on AA / the circuit as in you can tell they are training these MTP's how to hustle guys and it's all over the board from mainly sitting back & reading everyone's stories this past year in this forum as far as what everyone is forking out. So it's best (my opinion) to go under & lowball with the $40 offer first. You say 60 and they say 80. You say 80 & they want $! Just my. 002 and a lot of places I see are even increasing the 30 min minute house fee's to $50 even with 0 massage or massage skills! (Inflation? & so what are you paying for? Hmm. Also haven't read about it as much in CA but there is always exceptions usually the more affluent area's etc). Also, funny you mention oregon because in most parts (Portland = outlier) if the MTP is actually certified is very hard to obtain! Much harder and stricter than CA or WA I hear from many sources I know out there & a male friend that played around with getting certified in Oregon.

However / Again at what point (I read guys laying down FS type things 1. 40- only to get a HE w limited etc?. Huh? Wooooow). I guess my point is. At what point does the buck stop? Down there (CA) I've never read such outrageous $$4. 0 for something you can do at home, or guys are saying they do at the bikini drive through up here (self serve hey if that floats your boat!) in that thread. I digress. Even in the street scene some guy reported some SW's only doing (HE / HJ must be a post Covid. We barely want to touch you. Let me spray you thingy) and quoting a Benjamin even! But hey drive it up for everyone else I suppose. Personally I don't need this and mainly just look for a great massage from a friendly / personal provider /(s) with skill & personality that are "fun" to be around without all the upsells any suggestions? (although that's getting harder & harder to find these days, as these MP's seem not much different then the street girls in training, attitude etc etc. Only your in a MP & not your vehicle & ethnicity typically is only difference). Personally I am satisfied, but enjoy the occasional "show" at least (if it happens) & don't do BB or hard things like a lot of you (to each its own though). If it doesn't happen, "no biggie", as there are always those "can't miss places" as posters refer to & places if you use this or RM's search function (which a lot of you posters are correct their not the best but once you figure them out they are "ok") will have different things. I have to say housing / rent is a little cheaper on the eastside than down there in Silicon Valley ca, but eating out and entertainment (movies, this stuff) seems to be more expensive up here oddly enough / much to my surprise. Lots of money floating around in both areas and these MP's, papa / mamasan's aren't stupid and know that as well.

[KitWalker1967]

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. Id much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

Sixty bucks is pretty much the standard rate for a HE in Washington, whether you pay the house fee of 40 for a half hour or 60 for an hour. If you're lucky (or after several visits), the masseuse might pop out the twins for you to enjoy and be cool with your hands roaming a bit without a tip increase. Some local parlors are bumping up their house fees to 50 for a half hour and 70 for an hour, which started happening in Oregon about a year or so ago. Please note that I'm only discussing prices. Once you begin factoring in the age range of the masseuses, the price points can change dramatically.

[SayOcean]

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. Id much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

So the massage is pretty good (I've never had a legit massage though from a non AMP). But I opted for the full hour because I would like to have a nice long massage with a HE at the end. They do provide a half hour option for $40 too.

My experience is that they spend the first 40-50 minutes doing a massage with some really nice teasing. Then spend remaining time for the HE. Being a repeat customer, let's say the light teasing turns into heavy teasing haha. But again, I've only been able to get a HJ (with breast play / sucking) at this place with no more.

[Gpc1085]

Wow you went quite on an adventure with little rewards Gpc1085. My condolences but thank you for your research.

My experience with Rainbow Health is that it is a HE only place and that they leave their masks on. I know their newest member (Mia or Miya) has a nice pair of C sized breasts. Standard rate is house fee ($60 for hour + $60 for HE). I usually hand over the money upfront in the beginning and they understand.

I am curious about Viva though. It seems to be fairly new so there is not much intel about it. I'll try and see if I can bring back anything later this month.

Ugh tell me about it! And 60+60=120 for a HE? Dude WTF!? Not to sound like a cheap skate but that's too much! $120 for something I could do myself at home? No thank you. I’d much rather spend that $120 on a brand new pair of shoes!

I mean is it a good massage? and do they go the entire hour or tell you to flip over after only 10-20mins? Is there no 30 min house option there for $40? $120 seems like a lot man. Things used to be 40-40.or so I read just a couple years ago in their Bay Area ca.& up here according to this board. What happened? LOL. Better be a hot 20 yo that doubles as a LMT's! LOL.

[Gpc1085]

I've never been to either place but if I were to go I'd park near the Everett Clinic. The areas around their 2 buildings is an island of non-sketchy and there's plenty of street parking that's more than safe. I'm sure they have both their security and EPD keeping up that vibe for them.

I would even consider parking in their lot or garage. Nobody is going to think twice about your car being there over an hour. Hell, I've sat in their waiting room for my appointment for 45 minutes.

Thanks for the advice on Everett clinic! Contemplated doing that but it was just closing when I was out there as nurses were walking to their cars. Next time I'll try that. I was thinking Ivars last time. Both & every business really has tow away tow company signs but during business hours if they don't see you walking away (Everett clinic probably best place) I can't see getting towed. As you put it you waited 45 mins to see a doc. Dang that sucks!

How is the back massage portion at the blue house? Read it's decent?

[SmithSonok]

Lucky oil / nuru massage: wanted to check out the two was thinking lucky oil moreso but.
Neighborhood complex / road there is super ghetto! Mental / homeless halfway house section 8 appt's idk. And I have to park and leave car two blocks from it because of road closure?

I've never been to either place but if I were to go I'd park near the Everett Clinic. The areas around their 2 buildings is an island of non-sketchy and there's plenty of street parking that's more than safe. I'm sure they have both their security and EPD keeping up that vibe for them.

I would even consider parking in their lot or garage. Nobody is going to think twice about your car being there over an hour. Hell, I've sat in their waiting room for my appointment for 45 minutes.

[SayOcean]

Wow you went quite on an adventure with little rewards Gpc1085. My condolences but thank you for your research.

My experience with Rainbow Health is that it is a HE only place and that they leave their masks on. I know their newest member (Mia or Miya) has a nice pair of C sized breasts. Standard rate is house fee ($60 for hour + $60 for HE). I usually hand over the money upfront in the beginning and they understand.

I am curious about Viva though. It seems to be fairly new so there is not much intel about it. I'll try and see if I can bring back anything later this month.

[Gpc1085]

Xanadu Everett (coco) - Similar experience to what searches come up saying (research on here is your best friend) robs, upsell's, difficult to even deal with (games & bs galore as others in search on here have stated! Could be anything really as subtle as in asking for more pressure for whatever pretend massage they do. Don't waist a dime here. I will admit that Coco is attractive (although the teeth are horrible) & others are I've seen the couple times I popped my head in but "didn't have time" (at lunch), but it's like the same vibe here as the streetwalker guys on this board say about these hustling SW's on AA (or any blade in the USA). Same hustling mentality at this place & w coco, & I'm assuming by all the MTP's at this rob of a place! During massage, she seriously was massaging me with one hand and with the other sounded / appeared to initially try to go through my jacket / sweats that I had put under table. She gave up after hearing ruffling going on for 5-10 seconds probably becuase I had zipper pockets all purposedly zipped up on both (nice try!). But it seemed shady as everything from the jump here. Of course everything is cash first and then literally before massage she goes to give it to the back room to the manager (I am assuming or in a safe)? Anyways. As others have said you are at their mercy when you hand over cash / pay first. And for that and other reasons this place is a straight up hustle I. E. Do as little as possible, up charge on anything to breathing. 'you get the point. Don't be fooled by any good looking mtp here. It's a rob and it's no wonder this place is always empty when I am in that shopping center. No one goes in or out from here! Seriously! They rely on those that don't know their reputation like myself *facepalm* And It is for good reason! Wish I had done a search on here beforehand. It's all a shame because coco & another one I've seen there definitely are attractive but who really gives af with their constant upsells and demeanor. I don't and certainly won't be back or recommend this to anyone even in a pinch. Horrible experience here. They're thieves essentially.

Rainbow health Lynwood (2 pm wkday) by all means looked like a legit MP. Search on here seems to indicate HJ only. Might have only been a front desk only worker (who was friendly & regular dressed) & one mtp at the time & she was busy front desk lady told me. I was asked to come back. I checked out other places below instead for 1st time all places. Will have to check this one out again as I'm not a hardcore guy like you all. LOL.

Tokyo spa Lynwood: (230 pm wkday) two 55-65 yo's. I asked front lady for younger. She brought to room older. I asked when they'd have younger. Next Thursday. Ok. I won't and never did make it there Thursday.

Sunshine spa (3 pm wkday) "All busy come back". Looked interesting. May revisit here and rainbow. I prefer pg13 places though compared to some of you that like that x xx stuff.

Ever green (Everette way) homeless loitering right outside. Rough neighborhood. You guys like places in rough spots like this? I didn't feel comfy leaving my car for even 10-20 min's there due to the multiple broken or taped over windows w in 200 ft I saw parked. Sketched out to even park w a certain homeless guy observing / hanging in front from when I 1st parked to walking in was a concern as he was scoping everything I did. Doorbell. Grandma welcomes / opens. Given all the older providers from the couple other places before this (frustrated myself) I ask "no offense is there anyone younger" she gives a smart a $$ remark of "I'm not a massage girl here", which I kind of figured but given how old some were at the previous places nothing was off the table. So I go "well what do you have available & can I see". Never got to see. Grandma was beyond rude and still coping subtle attitudes on me and trying to escort me to room where I stop mid way and go I forgot my tip and need to go to my car to get more money. This after three times asking who's available (she never said the ones available were busy or anything) and for all I know wanted money prior to seeing anything and just said "we have young". And I kept saying well can I see?. Eventually just kind of gave up and said I need to get more cash from car (because I did need more) and eventually walked out but grandma kept being rude and talking all this crap in chasing me out. Must have been a very slow day (waiting room & parking lot was completely empty) and / or the neighborhood was pissing her off or. Is she always this nasty / vile? Sheesh!! No seriously. I searched and read some comments. I feel sorry for the girls under her watch and can only imagine the abuse they endure. Geez. Guess from reports on here, this place is good if I get past mamasan / ala grandma. Is this true? And that's a big hurdle sheesh. I don't know got a really bad vibe that turned me off from here as well as the neighborhood / homeless guy and worrying just the 5 min's I was in there about my car being broken into / stolen etc. Etc. . What do you guys do in these bad neighborhoods? Undecided mostly because of mamasan's horrible attitude if I even want to touch it again, even if hot 20 yo's are reported (Holly? Wh / azn Was 1 wk ago).

Panda massage everett: (4:30 pm wkday) it didn't come up on RM's, but I just randomly pulled into this shopping center in front of it by accident, so said "at least go in and see what the vibe is / what it is about". Nice lady in 40's dressed very conservatively at door. Place looked clean. Slow also. Seemed like a legit mp. I don't know? It's been recently talked about / People are saying HE only but hard to even see that but maybe 1-2 mtp are? But probably a "under the table thingy" I'd imagine.

Natural healing spa Everett: (3 pm wkday) Greeted by to 50-65 yo grannies. Ran & was chased out (literally) trying to get me back inside and persuade me to get a massage. No thanks! Way to aggressive from the onset and not my cup of tea / too old and wrinkly for me.

Viva everett (4 pm wkday) A couple unsavory people in shopping center. Grandma 65-70 yo greeted me. All busy, but didn't seem like a person in there. Hmm. Said ok I'll come back later. Unsure if this place is any good? Anyone know? And is she the mamasan?

Lucky oil / nuru massage: wanted to check out the two was thinking lucky oil moreso but.

Entire road was closed off due to roadwork. This is 2nd time I've attempted this. Ugh! Neighborhood complex / road there is super ghetto! Mental / homeless halfway house section 8 appt's idk. And I have to park and leave car two blocks from it because of road closure? Circled neighborhood looking for safest & closest place to park my car (didn't feel like there was one) then thought I'll just leave it at Ivar's. After 5-10 mins of prior circling. Then 8 EPD cars come through Ivar's and they get out on foot. Really wanting to see what's going on as well as see if the ratings are as good as advertised I hang around for a little. EPD was all over the place 8-10 cruisers & cops just hanging out all in that street (Hoyt? Eventually I just get the heck out of there and go to my legit place for a deep tissue massage. Disappointing again. Forgot last time what the issue was. Neighborhood deals in that ally I think. Where do you guys park & am I just having bad luck or is this 2-3 block area there always that sketch right by these two MP's? Ugh.

[Regularity]

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

Haha. Exactly. There's a place I go to where the gal just straightens up the table covering when we're done. And of course, those hot towels aren't always sanitized between uses either. My all time favorite massage gal told me about those hot towels, and it's been brought up in this forum too.

[Shogun Hua]

I love a good table shower. They can be as weak as just someone just washing your body, to the girl will wash your whole body, while you lay on a soft water proof table. The good providers will start the party in there, HJ, BJ, body slide (like Nuru) or a massage and FS, then to the sauna and / or massage room. My old favorite retired a year ago, she would do this naked table shower massage on my back where (I think) she would use her pelvic bone (maybe her boney butt) as a tool, massaging both sides of my spine simultaneously.

Typically, you will see the therapist wash the table top before you hop on the table.

[TomaIn]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

[ZoooBus]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

Its weird because a lot of veteran posters on here (both Seattle, la & sf bay MP forums) I have read that a TS, is 9 out of 10 times is an indicator that the MP isn't strictly legit. Perhaps it's because I've gone w my sig. Other 3 of the 5 x's that no tickle has even happened? I can't say the other night (being so long) that I wouldn't have minded a he, being it's been a great while. I may just go solo again with this newer provider that was the ultimate tease the other night tickling everything around & close & giggling the entire time, but no real "ok green light signal" blatant tickle. It was rather redic. Extreme B busting, how much tease at the end, but not the traditional tickle in the back really & always positioned far away when "flirty".

Being that I take the SO here I didn't want to press it as that age old saying kept going off in my head "you don't s**t" where you eat! Thus, I didn't press it, but it's very tempting as a couple MTP's are flirty & cute as well as of course give good legit massage. Anyways I can imagine at my same MP I'm talking about, that the table massage is the same as your experience KitWalker (very mechanical) & I'll probably just get even more distance tease kind of stuff but guess I don't know unless I get one. I will say I research these boards more than I go out in these field like you guys and I've read mostly positive experiences with table showers (prior to the massage) from the 3 boards I've read over the years.

Any advice &/ or experiences you all want to share with table showers, or my 99.9% legit place / situation would be greatly appreciated.

The only place in Everett that has a table shower and is totally legit is Cherry Massage Spa. I tried it once with hopes to the contrary, but nothing. Nice massage if that is what you are after.

[Regularity]

They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

The funny thing I've noticed is that the places with the most serious and official looking signs on the wall are more likely to have the happiest endings available.

I was in one place that had a humorous sign on the wall, with a cartoon, that said no happy endings were given. And indeed, it was a place that was strictly a massage place. And a good massage too.

[WaRubMonger]

My previous comment was with particular regards to the table shower I experienced at Panda Massage in Everett, which was similar to the tub-style one pictured. It looked like some sort of a hospital device to me and I personally didn't find it to be all that comfortable. At other locations I've visited which offer table showers, you lay on a nicely padded, plastic-coated table and the water immediately drains / drips away from you. Additionally, I've yet to experience any sort of skin irritation or bacterial infection after a table shower.

Yeah that, what he said.