Massage Parlor Reports

[Casper27]

Was driving past Orange 🍊 Spa Yesterday and literally saw 3 girls go in while the stuff in traffic so I decided to you Turn and see what was going on. Pulled up out front parked paid the city their parking fees and rang the bell. Was great by Candy 🍭 not the Owner Candy who is hot but a Transformer Candy. We talked in the lobby for a few minutes while I tried to convince her to admit she was a he and she shows me the goods but I'm 1000% she used to be a he you can tell by bone structure. But if you guys are into that this is a good transformer would fool majority of us -.

What are we talking here? Post op or pre, you said about the goods but then bone structure?

[JChen888]

First time here. Greet by a solid looking mms. We chatting briefly probably just to test me out. Put me in a room and ask me how long I plan to stay. Told her 30 mins to test things out and she said okay and told me to wait. Waited for maybe 2-3 minutes and a nice looking lady came in. I gave her a hug and a squeeze. We settle on $180 for BBBJ and cfs. Told her I just took a shower and she can still smell the soap. Still a quick hot towel cleaning my good before the action. Is always nice to see a young pretty girl going down on you. Cg was great with her full set and long hair. Switch to k9 and finish in mish. I was very nervous the whole time I was there since is a new spot for me.

And I think her name was Mary. Don't quote me on it as I was nervous and didn't really pay attention.

[GreekSter]

Hello Chicago Friends.

My visit to your city is coming up quick, just a couple weeks. After making some earlier posts, and reading thru this board, I think I've narrowed my options but am very interested in any feedback you might have. To reiterate, I have a strong preference for spinners, ideally those fluent in greek. With that in mind, here is what (I think) I've learned as well as a few questions-.

*The one name that seems to fit the greek-speaking-spinner profile is Karly at Ozone. I have also read, however, she doesn't work on Fridays, which is the day I will be there. Do you know if she works Fridays?

*If my primary goal is to find a slim spinner with a wide menu, would you recommend Ozone, Orange, or somewhere else? Even if no greek, someone cool with digits (me in her), rimming, BJ, etc.

*I have seen "Archer" referenced; is "Archer" the same as "Orange Spa"?

*Is "819" a good choice? If so, umm, where is it? Is it on Western?

*Thoughts about Pink Diamond? It is unclear to me if I need to book an appt there, as opposed to just showing up. I would much prefer a "just-show-up" situation in order to limit any sharing of my personal info, e. G. Phone, photo, etc.

*Are any strip clubs worth hitting? I used to enjoy Industrial Strip in Hammond, not sure if that is still a good option and, really, looking for a bit "more" than is offered there.

Thanks for your help. I will be in Chicago for a very short time and, as I've written before, want to make the best of it. Thanks, Greekster.

[Dbiz01]

Dude please ain't no Chinese girl have natural double D's and a thin waist. I honestly can't tell how many shills on this site vs how many are just simps.

LOL! And people complain about RM? And this is a totally free review site. Causes a person to say, "Hmmmmm. ".

[Ztar7]

Any Good Spots In or near Orland Park?

Depends on how you define good.

For me, there hasn't been anything good in the area since the sister stores in Tinley closed down.

Your better off going up to the city or western suburbs.

[FuckIt216]

Was driving past Orange 🍊 Spa Yesterday and literally saw 3 girls go in while the stuff in traffic so I decided to you Turn and see what was going on. Pulled up out front parked paid the city their parking fees and rang the bell. Was great by Candy 🍭 not the Owner Candy who is hot but a Transformer Candy. We talked in the lobby for a few minutes while I tried to convince her to admit she was a he and she shows me the goods but I'm 1000% she used to be a he you can tell by bone structure. But if you guys are into that this is a good transformer would fool majority of us -.

[YuhColoy]

Any Good Spots In or near Orland Park?

[Fit312]

I haven't seen her in a while so dropped by. It wasn't Lala. Some older Asian girl who just wasn't my type. She was the only one there.

JoJo was there on Sunday, think that I saw her at Archer previously.

[SeekingSpare]

Went back to Oki Doki, great massage, but ended up turning down extras, masseuse was an older, slightly larger woman.

[IMissCutler]

Last time I heard she was at a new place on 8 xx and Western.

I haven't seen her in a while so dropped by. It wasn't Lala. Some older Asian girl who just wasn't my type. She was the only one there.

[WalkingHard]

Clearly You Haven't Been Around To Long To See Some Of These Gorgeous Oriental Ladies. Bro. Instead of talking. Why dont you just go see her/them for yourself. Anne or Paula. Both great ladies.

I lived in Asia for just over a year and the only Chinese girls I've seen with large naturals were from Northern China and they didn't have slim waist. They weren't fat but it's basically biologically that a woman's body will develop a larger or thicker midsection to help support and balanced their enlarged chest region. I don't like big boobs so I'll pass.

[Perversity]

No, not all of them, but some do. Lucia (formerly known as Eli) is at 819 now. She was at PD last rotation.

She has E sized tits. Boob job last October, but feel natural.

How big were they before? When a girl starts with bigger boobs and adds implants, they can end up looking more natural.

[YuhColoy]

Dude please ain't no Chinese girl have natural double D's and a thin waist. I honestly can't tell how many shills on this site vs how many are just simps.

Clearly You Haven't Been Around To Long To See Some Of These Gorgeous Oriental Ladies. Bro. Instead of talking. Why dont you just go see her/them for yourself. Anne or Paula. Both great ladies.

[Ucguy]

What happened to Lala and Yuki that works at Lotus on Irving Park and diversity? I know IP gotten closed by the city. But Diversity one was closed. Where are they working at now?

Last time I heard she was at a new place on 8 xx and Western.

[JJCascar]

How do we get access to either first or second place? I'm Chinese American but I don't speak any Chinese at all.

You'll need to speak some elementary level of Chinese to get into the first one because you need to meet the Chinese doorman to get into the house. You don't need to speak too much though and it's not that hard to learn some basics.