Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobo09]

I am going to be in St. Cloud for a couple days this week. Anything to be found in the area? Been looking through escort and massage reviews, and have found very few leads. The St. Cloud forum looks dead, so I thought I'd post here. Thanks for any info.

[Go4MN]

Not sure what it is called now, but made an appointment Friday. Had sent a text on Thursday, was hounded for a couple hours with "When come? What time? You coming? Finally relented until Friday morning when it started again. Picked 1 pm and it stopped. Headed out a little early to check out the area and made the call only to find out that I should come at 4 pm, then backed it down to 2 pm. I said okay and started to head for home. Stopped at the gas station to get cheap gas and got a call telling me to come now. WTF? Headed back over and parked on the narrow street surrounded by odd ball shops that will probably spell trouble for this location before long. Once in, it appears that they don't plan to be in this location for long. Table was fine, but everything else is shit. I ended up with Apple, who I saw one time under a different name at the last location. I was already underwhelmed so just planned on a basic session for an hour. Should have just done a half. Dreadful massage, if you could even call it that. Flip at maybe the 7 minute mark and then starts tugging. That was okay at first, but she had the worst grunting "Oooh, baby, yeah baby's. Just annoying and stupid. I asked politely to stop but finally just said "Shut up!" Apple is the one that wears knee to shoulder Spanks, has a really bad attitude in the fact that she thinks she is hotter than shit. Horrible. I will not go back, even if they get new staff. Location is asking for trouble.

[MassErrection]

Shoreview or White Bear? I never had luck at white bear location.

I've had success at both, WBL seemed to have better looking women, haven't been to either in long time though. I might have to try coco, always enjoyed the ts at the end.

[Pga231]

So stopped at Vita, and another great performance. C-o -C -o today was the name-O.

Type handshake but lays her he'd under your chin, and was very sensual.

Shoreview or White Bear? I never had luck at white bear location.

[LastsLonger]

So stopped at Vita, and another great performance. C-o -C -o today was the name-O.

Type handshake but lays her he'd under your chin, and was very sensual.

[MassErrection]

Yeah, I wish I was closer to Burnsville. I see many potential spots down there. Perhaps I'll have to give some a shot before I ask where the fun you describe is.

Half the fun of all this is the thrill of hitting gold at a new place.

Burnsville has few spots but if you want naked and l2, Cherry massage is way to go!

[BurtForPres]

$10 more and you could of have a naked girl on top of you pretending to ride while getting a HJ in Burnsville.

Yeah, I wish I was closer to Burnsville. I see many potential spots down there. Perhaps I'll have to give some a shot before I ask where the fun you describe is.

Half the fun of all this is the thrill of hitting gold at a new place.

[Dream44]

On where that fun is to be had.

My guess is Relax Oasis.

[LastsLonger]

$10 more and you could of have a naked girl on top of you pretending to ride while getting a HJ in Burnsville.

On where that fun is to be had.

[ChrisNoit2]

This place used to be Reborn massage. Never got a chance to try it back then, heard it was good. Now it's Sunshine Massage. Mamasan is a Milfy, petite lady. Not bad to look at, but it was a pretty spendy visit. 70 for a hhr futon massage. Left happy, but the tip was 60 minimum. Lady wouldn't back down from that. Only upside is that the tease was better than usual and they had a shower the size of literally half a room. Like WTF, maybe more fun to be had there. On the shower floor? Weird either way. Hard pass for the future.

There's more fun not too far away for a more reasonable cost. I'd say under new ownership, not worth.

$10 more and you could of have a naked girl on top of you pretending to ride while getting a HJ in Burnsville.

[BurtForPres]

This place used to be Reborn massage. Never got a chance to try it back then, heard it was good. Now it's Sunshine Massage. Mamasan is a Milfy, petite lady. Not bad to look at, but it was a pretty spendy visit. 70 for a hhr futon massage. Left happy, but the tip was 60 minimum. Lady wouldn't back down from that. Only upside is that the tease was better than usual and they had a shower the size of literally half a room. Like WTF, maybe more fun to be had there. On the shower floor? Weird either way. Hard pass for the future.

There's more fun not too far away for a more reasonable cost. I'd say under new ownership, not worth.

[CarpMaster]

I went to Soothing Asian Massage in Woodbury today for the first time. I received a very good massage with no teasing or extra's. Being older I went in with lower back pain.

Sally left me pain free.

So if you want a good massage without any extra's, you may want to give Soothing a try. Please let me know if any of you have and a different experiance.

[JoeDough]

I will be back in town in a couple of weeks and would love some new ideas for massage. I prefer milfy / mature providers, non-AMP. Last time I was through I linked up with Kay, nice time, but variety is the spice of life. Would appreciate any new leads members are willing to share. PM's are fine. TIA.

[ChrisNoit2]

Glad she gave in because she's really stubborn, but was it worth 7 visits to get it?

Absolutely not. Never going back.

[HumbleChap]

I also got a text from Green about their new opening in Buffalo. I didn't want to start broadcasting about it because I don't want this to place to shut down. Anyway, I had a 60 appointment with Apple. After three phone call interruptions I said Let's just do 30 minutes. Then she leaves to take a walk in client and puts him into another room. She came back and said we need to hurry. Then at the end of massage she said her hand was hurting and we need to hurry up again. Won't be back to Apple.

Sounds familiar. Always a tired / sore complaint with Apple. On to the next.