Negative Escort Reviews

[Paul Atreides]

Vanessa used to be solid when she had her own place right next to i4. Sad to see she's downhill. That pierced clit was awesome to bang.

The Romanian. Thank you sir for the feedback, seriously saved my behind. Sad to see the lack of enthusiasm.

The one in Altamonte with poor the grill?

[TRowePrice]

Vanessa used to be solid when she had her own place right next to i4. Sad to see she's downhill. That pierced clit was awesome to bang.

The Romanian. Thank you sir for the feedback, seriously saved my behind. Sad to see the lack of enthusiasm.

[Conplrxx]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/o...scorts/3012615

Girl in the pictures is real, but the pictures are from a more favorable angle just to post them online. IRL she has some extra weight on her. Not worth the $. 5 donation for a QV.

[Grain 56]

More and more mongers should walk out when catfished this bad but too many times we read about the dude getting caught by the dumb head and staying.

I am at the point that I will walk out on any bs!

We need to stop accepting the bs from providers!

Advertise the truth and expectations can be reasonable!

Add to that BS mentioned above, the guys that pay a provider in advance (especially an unknown one) then wonder why the girl gives them a shitty performance or basically give non-service.

It's your money, don't fall into one of these traps.

Makes it even worse when you hear about a date where first the provider catfish's the monger with the fake pics, then the monger still decides to stay and will even trust them enough to pay them all the cash, in advance. Like the provider didn't basically rip you off once already with the fake pics.

I don't know how many times it has to be said, and this applies to almost every one of these providers. Once she has your hard earned cash, she is pretty much finished with you. Once she has that, she will do whatever she can to get you out of that room as quickly as possible. Don't forget, she didn't have you (a random dude) come over to her room because she desires you and wants to have deep passionate sex with you. She doesn't enjoy licking on random, sweaty dicks all day or getting a mouthful of spunk multiple times a day. She wants your cash for her candy, her BFs candy and/ or for her pimp. Nothing more.

When you find someone that bucks that trend, you found a real gem. Just don't fall in love with them or ever let your guard down with them.

Grain 56.

[Jabbott]

More and more mongers should walk out when catfished this bad but too many times we read about the dude getting caught by the dumb head and staying.

Do you guys even google search, it would save you time and money, try it.

[Bjceb]

I am at the point that I will walk out on any bs!

We need to stop accepting the bs from providers!

Advertise the truth and expectations can be reasonable!

More and more mongers should walk out when catfished this bad but too many times we read about the dude getting caught by the dumb head and staying.

[Dixen Cider]

Literally after leaving the last situation with the Romanian, I drove 10 minutes away to another session. We spoke earlier and she sent a pic. For the record, I'm actually okay with bait and switch, to a degree. I respect that you are guarding your privacy, BUT the picture that you send should at least resemble your body profile. She sent the pic below but when I arrived, OMG. I was greeted by a short, big belly, fat woman with skinny eggs, blemished skin, mid length dark hair, bad teeth, and poor english. She looked nothing like the pic, not even close. You could say the same skin tone, but no, not even that. I left. As mentioned, I have been pleasantly surprised with bait and switch and the girl was attractive, but there is a flip side to that coin that most of us actively complain about; this was the latter.

Avoid.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/128861933

02.

More and more mongers should walk out when catfished this bad but too many times we read about the dude getting caught by the dumb head and staying.

[NightOwl754]

Literally after leaving the last situation with the Romanian, I drove 10 minutes away to another session. We spoke earlier and she sent a pic. For the record, I'm actually okay with bait and switch, to a degree. I respect that you are guarding your privacy, BUT the picture that you send should at least resemble your body profile. She sent the pic below but when I arrived, OMG. I was greeted by a short, big belly, fat woman with skinny eggs, blemished skin, mid length dark hair, bad teeth, and poor english. She looked nothing like the pic, not even close. You could say the same skin tone, but no, not even that. I left. As mentioned, I have been pleasantly surprised with bait and switch and the girl was attractive, but there is a flip side to that coin that most of us actively complain about; this was the latter.

Avoid.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/128861933

02.

[NightOwl754]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...hore/126528619

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/o...scorts/3040564

The short:

Pros:

This is the girl in the ad and her english is decent.

Cons:

Bolt-on and not the good ones. The stiff ones that don't really move.

She is hesitant to take them out of the lingerie.

Don't really want to be touched. Meaning no FIV, no soft touches to the face, no grabbing her arms, don't touch my hair, nothing.

She has no sexual energy. Just take your clothes off and puts the cover your flaccid meat, hoping it grows.

Dead fish syndrome. It actually killed by boner and I got up and left, without the release. I literally could not stay brick inside her.

The Long version:

She is Romanian and she said her name was Sara. Romanians have a bad reputation in EU for giving piss poor service, having an attitude, and just generally being bitchy. I have met some that are awesome, but in general, don't expect not even an okay session from most Romanian providers. Knowing this, I still TOFFT thinking it may be interesting, as I speak a decent amount of Romanian and with some Ro escorts, it completely changes the game. Not with this one.

Paid for a 1. 6 for hh. Literally after handing over the bread, she asks me to disrobe. She doesn't attempt to make the energy sexy or to come close, or anything that you would expect from a girl you are about to bang. It was the very definition of mechanical, detached, and disinterested. She grabbed a cover, but I always bring my own. I have a brand I like, that I trust because I certainly don't trust these b $%ch#s to bring the right stuff. She responded that she wouldn't use my cover (well known company, not latex). I told her that the only way this is happening is with mine. She conceded reluctantly. She proceeds to put the cover on a cold and scared D with no blood to keep him warm. She was asked to maybe do something to wake him up and she replies with "e normal". I just went with it, hoping that maybe the bang would be better. I was soon to discover how wrong I was. He woke to about 80% with the CBJ and then we moved over to mish. A few faces, a few moans and then dead like she was waiting for the bus or something. She will take a pounding, as I was able to pound it a bit when I came to full strength, but that was quickly killed by her vibe. Don't you dare think about touching other parts of her that are more intimate (par for dealing with romanians). She just sat there with the ***** face. I attempted to get a bit more intimate by touching her face, maybe kiss her tits (nothing too GFE) and she moved her head away and wouldn't have it. When the attempt was made to pleasure the clit at the same time, she moved my hand and her hips away like I was holding hot coals and was going to burn her. This degree of "distance" killed my boner. Got up, took it off of a half erect jr and peaced out. Before anyone says she reacted poorly because I didn't bring the pipe (LOL), I literally was at another spot 30 minutes later (review coming) and was at 100% for the whole prolonged session. I'm willing to admit YMMV, BUT this is mostly what I have seen with most Romanian providers.

Avoid this one guys. This girl is not why we have the hobby.

02.

[ThatGuyyyy]

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ando/129841088

Vanessa might have been the worst experience I ever had. Comms were easy. I Got to her hotel in Altamonte, and she had so many roommates in her one-room hotel. She got them to leave so I said whatever. I had seen her once before so I knew she is a meh provider but nobody else was answering so I hit her up. Anyways, I went in. She had two big ass dogs that started barking. She got them to quiet down. I sat down on the bed and waited for her to get ready which took about 20 minutes. Now I remember she barely gives a BBJ and only does two positions. Now she tells me to get behind her and she lubes up. Once I got behind her, such a horrible fucking smell. I thought it was the dogs but it was her area. So I really did a smell test. I wiped my fingers across her crack and pussy and took and smelled and it was definitely her. I can tell she didn't wash after she peed and before I got there. Then her dogs kept jumping on the bed. She just had me rub her clit with my penis for almost 30 minutes. I asked for rubber because I was definitely not going in that raw at all. The A / C was off and I think she dozed off right before I asked to go in. I just pounded and left. She didn't even have anything for me to wipe off with. No soap or towel. I'll never see her again after this. She seems down bad but holy shit, at least cater to me if I am spending money and actually to turn me on. Most importantly, shower. Even under her feet was fucking dirty.

Won't do it again fellas. It's a shame because her ass and tits are nice to look at.

[CallMeMatthew]

Your link shows her in Lakeland. That is known as Gradyville. You will lose way more than a few trinkets or dollars if you play there. STAY AWAY.

-cmm.

Beware of Kayla. Car dates or incall take only what you need or you may find later that you are missing money, cards or other items. Her bad habits have been making her desperate to feed her demons.

Brass knuckles tatt on her chest.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/lakel...-/473268601623

[Grapp150]

Beware of Kayla. Car dates or incall take only what you need or you may find later that you are missing money, cards or other items. Her bad habits have been making her desperate to feed her demons.

Brass knuckles tatt on her chest.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/lakel...-/473268601623

Kayla.

Chick with a huge brass knuckle tat on her chest tells me all I need to know.

GRAPP150.

[DonnnyBravo]

Beware of Kayla. Car dates or incall take only what you need or you may find later that you are missing money, cards or other items. Her bad habits have been making her desperate to feed her demons.

Brass knuckles tatt on her chest.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/lakel...-/473268601623

[Bertil]

Thats her. The ad was down when I posted, but that is her. Waste of time and she smelled like dump tuck juice so with the small and the phone glued to her face. I ended it early and let her walk. Not worth the issues. Figure she has to go back to a miserable life of sucking dick so in the end we never really lose.

GRAPP150.

I know what you mean about wanting to scratch that itch even though you know there are bad reviews. I got to see her a long time ago probably when she first got into the business. It wasn't the best experience but not as bad as it could have been. I fucked her in the shower but it took work and lots of negotiating. Since then I have seen about 10 different mugshots of her and I stay away. This one is one of my favorites. I would stay away though not worth the headache.

[Grapp150]

Based on your review that matches tons of bad reviews from her SW days I'm pretty sure this is her. Just leaving this link for any that may not know.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/129238627

DC.

Thats her. The ad was down when I posted, but that is her. Waste of time and she smelled like dump tuck juice so with the small and the phone glued to her face. I ended it early and let her walk. Not worth the issues. Figure she has to go back to a miserable life of sucking dick so in the end we never really lose.

GRAPP150.