Massage Parlor Reports

[Gpc1085]

Xanadu Everett (coco) - Similar experience to what searches come up saying (research on here is your best friend) robs, upsell's, difficult to even deal with (games & bs galore as others in search on here have stated! Could be anything really as subtle as in asking for more pressure for whatever pretend massage they do. Don't waist a dime here. I will admit that Coco is attractive (although the teeth are horrible) & others are I've seen the couple times I popped my head in but "didn't have time" (at lunch), but it's like the same vibe here as the streetwalker guys on this board say about these hustling SW's on AA (or any blade in the USA). Same hustling mentality at this place & w coco, & I'm assuming by all the MTP's at this rob of a place! During massage, she seriously was massaging me with one hand and with the other sounded / appeared to initially try to go through my jacket / sweats that I had put under table. She gave up after hearing ruffling going on for 5-10 seconds probably becuase I had zipper pockets all purposedly zipped up on both (nice try!). But it seemed shady as everything from the jump here. Of course everything is cash first and then literally before massage she goes to give it to the back room to the manager (I am assuming or in a safe)? Anyways. As others have said you are at their mercy when you hand over cash / pay first. And for that and other reasons this place is a straight up hustle I. E. Do as little as possible, up charge on anything to breathing. 'you get the point. Don't be fooled by any good looking mtp here. It's a rob and it's no wonder this place is always empty when I am in that shopping center. No one goes in or out from here! Seriously! They rely on those that don't know their reputation like myself *facepalm* And It is for good reason! Wish I had done a search on here beforehand. It's all a shame because coco & another one I've seen there definitely are attractive but who really gives af with their constant upsells and demeanor. I don't and certainly won't be back or recommend this to anyone even in a pinch. Horrible experience here. They're thieves essentially.

Rainbow health Lynwood (2 pm wkday) by all means looked like a legit MP. Search on here seems to indicate HJ only. Might have only been a front desk only worker (who was friendly & regular dressed) & one mtp at the time & she was busy front desk lady told me. I was asked to come back. I checked out other places below instead for 1st time all places. Will have to check this one out again as I'm not a hardcore guy like you all. LOL.

Tokyo spa Lynwood: (230 pm wkday) two 55-65 yo's. I asked front lady for younger. She brought to room older. I asked when they'd have younger. Next Thursday. Ok. I won't and never did make it there Thursday.

Sunshine spa (3 pm wkday) "All busy come back". Looked interesting. May revisit here and rainbow. I prefer pg13 places though compared to some of you that like that x xx stuff.

Ever green (Everette way) homeless loitering right outside. Rough neighborhood. You guys like places in rough spots like this? I didn't feel comfy leaving my car for even 10-20 min's there due to the multiple broken or taped over windows w in 200 ft I saw parked. Sketched out to even park w a certain homeless guy observing / hanging in front from when I 1st parked to walking in was a concern as he was scoping everything I did. Doorbell. Grandma welcomes / opens. Given all the older providers from the couple other places before this (frustrated myself) I ask "no offense is there anyone younger" she gives a smart a $$ remark of "I'm not a massage girl here", which I kind of figured but given how old some were at the previous places nothing was off the table. So I go "well what do you have available & can I see". Never got to see. Grandma was beyond rude and still coping subtle attitudes on me and trying to escort me to room where I stop mid way and go I forgot my tip and need to go to my car to get more money. This after three times asking who's available (she never said the ones available were busy or anything) and for all I know wanted money prior to seeing anything and just said "we have young". And I kept saying well can I see?. Eventually just kind of gave up and said I need to get more cash from car (because I did need more) and eventually walked out but grandma kept being rude and talking all this crap in chasing me out. Must have been a very slow day (waiting room & parking lot was completely empty) and / or the neighborhood was pissing her off or. Is she always this nasty / vile? Sheesh!! No seriously. I searched and read some comments. I feel sorry for the girls under her watch and can only imagine the abuse they endure. Geez. Guess from reports on here, this place is good if I get past mamasan / ala grandma. Is this true? And that's a big hurdle sheesh. I don't know got a really bad vibe that turned me off from here as well as the neighborhood / homeless guy and worrying just the 5 min's I was in there about my car being broken into / stolen etc. Etc. . What do you guys do in these bad neighborhoods? Undecided mostly because of mamasan's horrible attitude if I even want to touch it again, even if hot 20 yo's are reported (Holly? Wh / azn Was 1 wk ago).

Panda massage everett: (4:30 pm wkday) it didn't come up on RM's, but I just randomly pulled into this shopping center in front of it by accident, so said "at least go in and see what the vibe is / what it is about". Nice lady in 40's dressed very conservatively at door. Place looked clean. Slow also. Seemed like a legit mp. I don't know? It's been recently talked about / People are saying HE only but hard to even see that but maybe 1-2 mtp are? But probably a "under the table thingy" I'd imagine.

Natural healing spa Everett: (3 pm wkday) Greeted by to 50-65 yo grannies. Ran & was chased out (literally) trying to get me back inside and persuade me to get a massage. No thanks! Way to aggressive from the onset and not my cup of tea / too old and wrinkly for me.

Viva everett (4 pm wkday) A couple unsavory people in shopping center. Grandma 65-70 yo greeted me. All busy, but didn't seem like a person in there. Hmm. Said ok I'll come back later. Unsure if this place is any good? Anyone know? And is she the mamasan?

Lucky oil / nuru massage: wanted to check out the two was thinking lucky oil moreso but.

Entire road was closed off due to roadwork. This is 2nd time I've attempted this. Ugh! Neighborhood complex / road there is super ghetto! Mental / homeless halfway house section 8 appt's idk. And I have to park and leave car two blocks from it because of road closure? Circled neighborhood looking for safest & closest place to park my car (didn't feel like there was one) then thought I'll just leave it at Ivar's. After 5-10 mins of prior circling. Then 8 EPD cars come through Ivar's and they get out on foot. Really wanting to see what's going on as well as see if the ratings are as good as advertised I hang around for a little. EPD was all over the place 8-10 cruisers & cops just hanging out all in that street (Hoyt? Eventually I just get the heck out of there and go to my legit place for a deep tissue massage. Disappointing again. Forgot last time what the issue was. Neighborhood deals in that ally I think. Where do you guys park & am I just having bad luck or is this 2-3 block area there always that sketch right by these two MP's? Ugh.

[Regularity]

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

Haha. Exactly. There's a place I go to where the gal just straightens up the table covering when we're done. And of course, those hot towels aren't always sanitized between uses either. My all time favorite massage gal told me about those hot towels, and it's been brought up in this forum too.

[Shogun Hua]

I love a good table shower. They can be as weak as just someone just washing your body, to the girl will wash your whole body, while you lay on a soft water proof table. The good providers will start the party in there, HJ, BJ, body slide (like Nuru) or a massage and FS, then to the sauna and / or massage room. My old favorite retired a year ago, she would do this naked table shower massage on my back where (I think) she would use her pelvic bone (maybe her boney butt) as a tool, massaging both sides of my spine simultaneously.

Typically, you will see the therapist wash the table top before you hop on the table.

[TomaIn]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

If you are worried about what you might catch from a table shower, then don't get a massage either. Most place do not change the bedding and usually only change the covering around the face hole and the towel for your crotch. I have never seen one actually use a sanitizer on the table. You are more likely to catch something from the table vs the shower. That being said, I have never caught a thing either on the TS or the massage table over the last 20+ years.

[ZoooBus]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

Its weird because a lot of veteran posters on here (both Seattle, la & sf bay MP forums) I have read that a TS, is 9 out of 10 times is an indicator that the MP isn't strictly legit. Perhaps it's because I've gone w my sig. Other 3 of the 5 x's that no tickle has even happened? I can't say the other night (being so long) that I wouldn't have minded a he, being it's been a great while. I may just go solo again with this newer provider that was the ultimate tease the other night tickling everything around & close & giggling the entire time, but no real "ok green light signal" blatant tickle. It was rather redic. Extreme B busting, how much tease at the end, but not the traditional tickle in the back really & always positioned far away when "flirty".

Being that I take the SO here I didn't want to press it as that age old saying kept going off in my head "you don't s**t" where you eat! Thus, I didn't press it, but it's very tempting as a couple MTP's are flirty & cute as well as of course give good legit massage. Anyways I can imagine at my same MP I'm talking about, that the table massage is the same as your experience KitWalker (very mechanical) & I'll probably just get even more distance tease kind of stuff but guess I don't know unless I get one. I will say I research these boards more than I go out in these field like you guys and I've read mostly positive experiences with table showers (prior to the massage) from the 3 boards I've read over the years.

Any advice &/ or experiences you all want to share with table showers, or my 99.9% legit place / situation would be greatly appreciated.

The only place in Everett that has a table shower and is totally legit is Cherry Massage Spa. I tried it once with hopes to the contrary, but nothing. Nice massage if that is what you are after.

[Regularity]

They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

The funny thing I've noticed is that the places with the most serious and official looking signs on the wall are more likely to have the happiest endings available.

I was in one place that had a humorous sign on the wall, with a cartoon, that said no happy endings were given. And indeed, it was a place that was strictly a massage place. And a good massage too.

[WaRubMonger]

My previous comment was with particular regards to the table shower I experienced at Panda Massage in Everett, which was similar to the tub-style one pictured. It looked like some sort of a hospital device to me and I personally didn't find it to be all that comfortable. At other locations I've visited which offer table showers, you lay on a nicely padded, plastic-coated table and the water immediately drains / drips away from you. Additionally, I've yet to experience any sort of skin irritation or bacterial infection after a table shower.

Yeah that, what he said.

[KitWalker1967]

My previous comment was with particular regards to the table shower I experienced at Panda Massage in Everett, which was similar to the tub-style one pictured. It looked like some sort of a hospital device to me and I personally didn't find it to be all that comfortable. At other locations I've visited which offer table showers, you lay on a nicely padded, plastic-coated table and the water immediately drains / drips away from you. Additionally, I've yet to experience any sort of skin irritation or bacterial infection after a table shower.

[Gpc1085]

Kitwalker. Dang a hospital patient? Woooow! Unenthusiastic HE's (from gf or otherwise) seem clinical / mechanical & are absolutely horrible in my opinion & leave you feeling like a hospital patient also in my experiences. Not into hard stuff like most on this board at all soo. I have never had a table shower. I've been meaning to try one one day, but question the cleanliness of them especially with bugs floating around at some of these sketchy places some of you guys love to get TS's at! What's the risk moreso of them not keeping them clean and getting a bacterial infection from them? . Anyone got a bacterial infection from them? I've read a couple people say that from these table showers in recent past on this or rather the Seattle board. I'm too much of a germaphobe, but may try a TS at this 99.9 legit MP (maybe 100%) spot (it is on RM's & has been talked as a tease on this USA sea board) that I go to. They have a TS, which Leads me to believe that extra's (maybe at least a HE is given by at least 1-2 of the 8-10 therapists). However, they do have signage on the wall stating that no extra's are allowed in each room, but I've been to a place in CA where one MPT's clearly had no cares in the world about that house rule & was breaking it. Been 4/5 times now to my go to for legit MP, and never heard or seen anything suspicious going on other than simple flirting. Only legit MP with normally dressed MTP's, but they do & have flirted for sure with me and this last newer MPT's I could tell maybe would offer HE once you get to know. But then again maybe not as she doesn't want to lose her job maybe.

Its weird because a lot of veteran posters on here (both Seattle, la & sf bay MP forums) I have read that a TS, is 9 out of 10 times is an indicator that the MP isn't strictly legit. Perhaps it's because I've gone w my sig. Other 3 of the 5 x's that no tickle has even happened? I can't say the other night (being so long) that I wouldn't have minded a he, being it's been a great while. I may just go solo again with this newer provider that was the ultimate tease the other night tickling everything around & close & giggling the entire time, but no real "ok green light signal" blatant tickle. It was rather redic. Extreme B busting, how much tease at the end, but not the traditional tickle in the back really & always positioned far away when "flirty".

Being that I take the SO here I didn't want to press it as that age old saying kept going off in my head "you don't s**t" where you eat! Thus, I didn't press it, but it's very tempting as a couple MTP's are flirty & cute as well as of course give good legit massage. Anyways I can imagine at my same MP I'm talking about, that the table massage is the same as your experience KitWalker (very mechanical) & I'll probably just get even more distance tease kind of stuff but guess I don't know unless I get one. I will say I research these boards more than I go out in these field like you guys and I've read mostly positive experiences with table showers (prior to the massage) from the 3 boards I've read over the years.

Any advice &/ or experiences you all want to share with table showers, or my 99.9% legit place / situation would be greatly appreciated.

[SkeletonKey6]

I got a decent 4 hands with Niko and Kiko at Pinee in Tacoma last December.

Still searching for the ever elusive 4 hands with girl-on-girl action.

DM if you prefer to share intel that way.

[WaRubMonger]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of their table shower at all. Aside from the annoying extra fee, that contraption they use made me feel like a hospital patient and was a buzz kill.

Agreed. I fit in one like a sardine.

[KitWalker1967]

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of their table shower at all. Aside from the annoying extra fee, that contraption they use made me feel like a hospital patient and was a buzz kill.

[Shogun Hua]

I do like a ts but not paying extra unless I legit need that shower.

I agree. Table showers can be fun though. I was a bit sweaty, so I wanted to try it for "Science".

[WaRubMonger]

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

I stopped by Holly's Massage + Spa in Mukilteo. This place seemed legit. I was there after work, they had no openings. They require a. 2 tip with the massage fee. I couldn't try them out, since they were busy.

I do like a ts but not paying extra unless I legit need that shower.

[Shogun Hua]

Thanks for the tip. And I concur. I went down for an hour long massage. A table shower was not mentioned, but I might partake next time. Fairly attractive younger gal. She gave a decent massage, but practically no teasing. So much so that I wondered if I was only going to get a legitimate massage. But on the flip a towel was not even offered. So I knew where we stood. No attempted upsell. And she definitely did not cut my time short. My previous visit had upsell pressure and the time was less than paid for. Give the girls some love if a HE is all that you are after. It is worth it.

They advertise a "free shower" in the windows, but when I asked for a shower, they charged me an additional. 20 for a table shower. No extras in the table shower area, the therapist seemed new, she didnt really know how the table shower worked. I don't know if they have stand up shower that is free. They seem to have a lot of turn over, I dont think i've seen the same lady twice.

I stopped by Holly's Massage + Spa in Mukilteo. This place seemed legit. I was there after work, they had no openings. They require a. 2 tip with the massage fee. I couldn't try them out, since they were busy.