Strip Club Reports

[B Cummings]

I struggle with my weight beer gut but find it tough to lose even with a daily workout and clean diet. Oh well, I still get mad at myself and want to lose it. This young generation loves fat and obese people. They call it healthy because they're mentally happy, they think 300 lbs and 5'2 girl can wear a bikini or LU LU lemon leggings and it's sexy. Barf I don't get it. They're all so concerned about not offending people they can be obese with cat ears and an eyeball tattoo with a penis calling themselves a female. We have a mental health crisis that started with the early to mid 00's baby's, so college age now. And only getting worse. Sorry for the rant as it's off topic.

The greatest trick ever played by the devil was to convince people that a really fat ass on a girl was beautiful.

[Chimil Detin]

So I was talking to this young lady at one of our local SC and she quoted me $400 for 10 minutes of FS. I told her for $400 I could see an escort for an hour in a nice hotel on a king-sized bed. She looked at me in disgust and said, "that's a prostitute, they have sex everyday." I just looked at her and said, "and strippers don't have sex everyday."

I was just floored that she thinks selling pussy in the club is somehow not hooking.

That's a laughably comical thing for a dancer to say in Detroit, where a large percentage of dancers have sex everyday, probably multiple times. It is what it is, no matter where it happens. If you'd have tried hard enough, you could have painted her into a corner about herself and what she does.

Then again, at that price, I'm going to guess she really doesn't have sex everyday because no one's willing to pay that.

[HarryDude]

In general more of the young generation is overweight (fat / bbw) which is quite remarkable as when I was in high school and college you could count all the fat people on one hand.

I struggle with my weight beer gut but find it tough to lose even with a daily workout and clean diet. Oh well, I still get mad at myself and want to lose it. This young generation loves fat and obese people. They call it healthy because they're mentally happy, they think 300 lbs and 5'2 girl can wear a bikini or LU LU lemon leggings and it's sexy. Barf I don't get it. They're all so concerned about not offending people they can be obese with cat ears and an eyeball tattoo with a penis calling themselves a female. We have a mental health crisis that started with the early to mid 00's baby's, so college age now. And only getting worse. Sorry for the rant as it's off topic.

[JackOfClubs]

I stopped into BT's Friday for day-shift and the first couple of hours of night-shift. Either the Detroit Lions were having linebacker tryouts or I went to Bogart's by mistake. It was nothing but pigs, there wasn't one girl (dancer or waitress) I would of fucked for free much-less pay for it.

In general more of the young generation is overweight (fat / bbw) which is quite remarkable as when I was in high school and college you could count all the fat people on one hand.

[Checkers123]

I stopped into BT's Friday for day-shift and the first couple of hours of night-shift. Either the Detroit Lions were having linebacker tryouts or I went to Bogart's by mistake. It was nothing but pigs, there wasn't one girl (dancer or waitress) I would of fucked for free much-less pay for it.

[Checkers123]

So I was talking to this young lady at one of our local SC and she quoted me $400 for 10 minutes of FS. I told her for $400 I could see an escort for an hour in a nice hotel on a king-sized bed. She looked at me in disgust and said, "that's a prostitute, they have sex everyday." I just looked at her and said, "and strippers don't have sex everyday."

I was just floored that she thinks selling pussy in the club is somehow not hooking.

[Checkers123]

True, but people should think about the risks they run by giving up your keys. If you pack there is no way you should give up your keys. I have all kinds of crap in my vehicle. There are plenty of videos on the dangers of valet parking in general. For a guy in a rental car, no big deal.

I agree there is a lot of risk in handing a complete stranger your keys, but if you want to play at a club that has mandatory valet you just have to do it.

I don't know any myself, it's been discussed on a national level. https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/...t=share_button.

Then I wouldn't bring it up if it's not happening locally.

So many reasons that would be a bad idea (unless maybe you're the mayor). It's likely the club and the cops are friendly since the cops allow them to run an illegal brothel. If you've had even one drink the club explains "the patron was drunk and. ", they win. The club explains "he got rowdy when the dancer rebuked his request for sex", "he actually assaulted her", "we didn't think he was fit to drive", and "darn, we can't seem to find his keys". There's a good chance you'll be going to jail.

I think that's a bit far-fetched, we can just agree to disagree on this one. Are some cops cool with the clubs? Sure. But it's Metro Detroit not Tijuana. No one is drunk off one drink and a breathalyzer would prove that. I just don't see a cop risking his job by trumping up charges to fuck with me over a few bucks owed to the club / dancer.

I really would like to check out FC, maybe someone could meet me at Bogies and drive us, I can walk to my car at Bogies if needed.

Sorry for the late reply, it was nice to talk back and forth about this topic (s).

[JackOfClubs]

I'm looking for an Asian that does VIP fun. Man there are slim Pickens from what I can see.

Can you guys help me out with clubs that have Asians?

Thanks gents👍.

Kendall at the Landing Strip, she is awesome! Probably works most every Friday night.

[Original Man 78]

So, if theyndon't use the private rooms, then what's the option? Is there other areas?

Takeout or the private rooms. The usually ask ou to cover it or woke out a rate they are comfortable with.

[OnTheRoad2019]

I'm looking for an Asian that does VIP fun. Man there are slim Pickens from what I can see.

Can you guys help me out with clubs that have Asians?

Thanks gents👍.

[DooMama7]

Been a while since I been in the strip club game.

I know it's always YMMV but how much should I be bringing with me to go to criket??

Lastly is it still day shift is cheaper than night?

TIA.

Yes still cheaper, I would say at its cheaper FS for 150 and maybe a BJ at 100.

[Lamarr]

Yes, I've had fun there. The price was standard Dearborn rates. The thing is the dancers don't like going to the private room because I guess they get charged too.

So, if theyndon't use the private rooms, then what's the option? Is there other areas?

[Original Man 78]

Yes, I've had fun there. The price was standard Dearborn rates. The thing is the dancers don't like going to the private room because I guess they get charged too.

Great post! No one ever posts reports about Subies. I went there once, and I liked the vibe, but the price for VIP from the one dancer I talked to was too high, and I just wasn't in the mood since I had a date that night. I know it is out of the way, but I wondered if anyone ever spent enough time there to find out if there was fun to be had.

[BusterTc]

First off, you need to be in the right club. Do a search on this forum for my user name and you'll see a summary from a few months ago of the various clubs that are basically brothels. Henry 8, Flight Club, BTs, Bogsrt's are the most reliable ones.

When you go into one of these, you find a spot with a good view. Women will come around and ask to sit. It's okay to say "no, thank you" if you don't find them attractive. Alternately, you can approach a woman on stage, tip her a few dollars and tell her you want to chat about private dances when she's off stage.

When they come over, feel free to chit chat a little bit, get a feel for her. If she is really inebriated, pass. I don't care how hot she is, super drunk is cause for concern.

After a bit, she will probably ask if you want to go in back, have fun, or whatever. Depending on the club, she'll probably grab your dick through your pants at some point. This is your time to negotiate. You need to establish: what you want, how much it will cost, and make sure it is an "all-inclusive price, no song counts" and that you'll pay after.

As far as "slang" - don't bother. Be specific. "I want to go in back, lick your nipples and play with your pussy then have you suck my dick and let me cum in your mouth. I have $120. " When she agrees, you repeat it out "$120, bare blowjob, cum in your mouth, all included, no song count, right?

You don't want there to be ANY confusion.

Then you go in back, pay your cover fee to get into VIP and you stick to EXACTLY what her rules are and have fun.

Great post! No one ever posts reports about Subies. I went there once, and I liked the vibe, but the price for VIP from the one dancer I talked to was too high, and I just wasn't in the mood since I had a date that night. I know it is out of the way, but I wondered if anyone ever spent enough time there to find out if there was fun to be had.

[LexxxLuthor]

Been a while since I been in the strip club game.

I know it's always YMMV but how much should I be bringing with me to go to criket??

Lastly is it still day shift is cheaper than night?

TIA.