Massage Parlor Reports

[Skooby]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

- Luba Marina.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall.

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.
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Where can I find info on Audri? Do you have a link to an ad?

[Adam2238]

Went to Pine in Herndon since I've had a fun time in the past with Kelly and some P2P slide. She wasn't working and I was about to leave but the mamasan showed me a girl that looked decent named Nana. .6 for hh and I went to the table shower. It was okay but if you aren't a fan of getting sprayed in the face multiple times then skip the shower LOL, annoying but it didn't bug me much. Some teasing and it was on to a quick medium massage and the soft touch. Decided on 1 for strip and HJ, her teddies looked big and firm but the bra did wonders bc they ended up being deflated and not fun at all. She turned down the lights a lot more than most spas, I think she may be pushing 50. She was nice but just wasn't into her and regretted the trip. Kelly is a sweetheart and way more fun so I would return only for her.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Appreciate any recommendations for a good Nuru massage place in the Fairfax / Ashburn and surrounding areas. Looking for someone doing nuru on the floor with FS. Not a fan of Nuru on table. What's a typical cost of a nuru with HE / FS?

Ava (Thai) does a great Nuru. Has been reviewed before. She does it on the table, you could ask her about the floor, no FS though. She is very attractive and has a real neat location.

[Metloaf]

Thick provider left Chicago over the fall and winter to lane in Nova area of VA. She since has disappeared after saying she looking to open a new spot there but probably returned to original trap area of Chicago. Phat Butt question mark on one cheek, nice plump lips, and natural Ds.

Any recent one in's or memories?

[Erika Scorpio]

I don't recall her being that thin but maybe I'm just more use to fucking fuller bodied Asians with round asses.

I personally can't figure out the formula to locate round ass Asians at all. I've come to accept that that might be nothing more than urban legend at this point, but I'm looking forward to having my mind changed and maybe having someone throw a very meaty bone down my way. So, could you please point us to some bubble butt Asians in the area who are dtf?

[WillyBetten]

TOFTT and glad I did, though the little head definitely won out.

Pros: real everything- real pictures, real fantastic D cups, real cute Thai accent, naturally thick ass too. Fun flirty attitude. Above average oil massage. Nice apartment by Fair Oaks mall. Not a clock watcher, even though the hour was up offered to let me take a shower.

Cons: Limited menu- offered "body to body" for an extra 1. 4, was vague about what it included which ended up being completely nude rubbing of her oiled up tits (which was actually fantastic) and a passionate HE.

Had I not lost all my better judgement I'd probably have been able to negotiate that down. If that was. 4 less I'd be back in a heartbeat, at that price I'm on the fence but the visuals are just that good. She's here until 3/22.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22955597.html

Are these the same providers? https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22946427.html.

[WillyBetten]

So at the behest and rave review of Bella, I finally took the plunge and made an appointment w / her after taking a few months off the hobby.

I've been in this hobby since the early 2000's, and whenever someone or some place is super hyped up, I approach w / both caution and enthusiasm. Now, I am not discounting anyone else's experiences. I did enjoy but not to the degree I thought I would.

First and foremost, I am a massage guy. You could accuse me of looking for a unicorn, but I am perpetually on the lookout for that unobtanium of great massage skills, tig bits, friendly attitude, more than just NOVA (though FS isn't necessarily a requirement. I just like my Russians). Bella's massage was lackluster. Nice medium-ish pressure, but there wasn't any effort. In spite of me asking. Of trying to any deeper to provide any therapeutic value. So from that aspect, a tick in the L column.

I am of Asian descent, so I am somewhat well versed in divining the Asian ladies' ages, in spite of the the makeup thicker than the Great Wall. I'd say that she is in her mid 50's. In spite of that, her body definitely is banging. Curves you don't normally find on an average Asian. And I must admit that her teds are HOF worthy. The rub here is that they weren't nearly big or as full as I had imagined them to be based on the 5 star Yelp reviews. Very nice no doubt, just not like HOLY SHIT.

She had no issues w / me asking for a visit to the Russian cultural museum. Definitely knew how to work them milkers to my cannon fire of Tsarist revolutionary fervor. Can't say that I didn't leave happy. I especially enjoyed that while I'm sure she knew of her popularity, there was no haggling over the tip. Overall an enjoyable experience, but for those that haven't been, I don't know if you should expect an experience akin to 1969 Woodstock.

Oh, they do have have TS and a nice dry sauna where you can experience good relaxing times. No clock watching AFAIK.

[JonFisher]

Appreciate any recommendations for a good Nuru massage place in the Fairfax / Ashburn and surrounding areas. Looking for someone doing nuru on the floor with FS. Not a fan of Nuru on table. What's a typical cost of a nuru with HE / FS?

[PilotAviator]

There are many AMPs and other providers in the Annandale area.

Magic Touch Therapy Massage is a very nice location.

Very nice staff and very good facilities.

I had a great massage experience this week (typical Magic for those that have visited before).

Nicole will be taking a short vacation (soon) but will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheDawn32]

If you locate one, please share info (PM is okay).

Also, if you actually find one of any ethnicity other than Asian, you should play the lottery because it'll be your lucky day.

I live in Woodbridge area and there are plenty of good AMPs in the area. But finding a Latina / Black / European MP or even an independent lady has been as difficult as finding the elusive unicorn.

Normally when I go to Orlando or Phili I have good success at finding non Asian locations and they always add a new experience to the hobby but didn't know if any existed here in VA. A little sad to hear that it's that rare.

[TheDrowned]

Not to be confused with Celine at Palace.

I'm always on the lookout for new and untapped MPs. On rare occasion I uncover a nice UTR and on even rarer occasion I will share in my spoils and post about it.

Nevertheless most of the time it's a strikeout but I always feel value in sharing my story in case it tickles your fancy or at the very least, saves you some time and money.

Long story short, this place is legit so you can cross it off your list if you were considering paying it a visit. Although, I will preface this by saying just because I didn't get anything extra doesn't always mean extras aren't available. I just didn't get lucky.

But Celine wellness is an independent AMP run by Celine. She looks fairly young somewhere in the 30's (early 40's) range if I had to guess. Skinny but I wouldn't call her sexy she showed up wearing just a white t shirt and jeans with little make up on and a fairly quiet personality.

The massage itself was ok. Yeah, just ok. I always grade legit spas harder because, well, if you're not going to touch my stick then you better blow me away with the massage. Wasn't bad but I've had better followed by better endings. Celine is Chinese. Accent but fairly good English. A little bit of small chat during the massage but again she kept relatively quiet for the most part. She runs the place by herself and actually works at another massage place in McLean and told me after we were done that she has another client in McLean. Ironically, near Palace spa. For the briefest of moments I thought maybe this was the same Celine but upon further investigation I discovered she works at J&E wellness which to my knowledge is also a legit spa.

No funny business to be had here. I was draped the entire time and wasn't even asked to flip after the massage came to an end she just told me we were finished and left. As I was walking out to pay she told me that since I was a new customer I could get a 20 $ discount on the massage which is fine as I simply paid it back in tip. Victory would not taste so sweet without suffering defeat. Celine seems nice but to keep me as a customer you have to either prove your worth in skill or pay your worth in thrill. Celine failed on both accounts. They say you cannot control the waves, but you can learn to sail.

So I will try again, there's certainly no shortages of MP here in Virginia. It is a vast ocean hiding so many secrets in its depths.

And we are already drowning.

[Serpico99]

I had a sudden urge to fondle a petite thin AMP girl wearing short shorts and who better fit the bill then Celine at Palace in McLean. Surprisingly, she was available; in the past I had always been turned away because she was busy (I had walked-in vice called for an appointment). She has more help now with other girls working there. The woman who answered the door was Donna, a tall-ish Asian, no thin like Celine, built like she could volleyball or softball. But she passed me off to Celine after I requested her.

Another surprise: Celine dropped wearing a mask. Her body may be that of a 20 year old but her face is slightly showing her age. She was also very rail thin, almost like anorexic. I don't recall her being that thin but maybe I'm just more use to fucking fuller bodied Asians with round asses. Anyway, she was sporting the short shorts and she actually did a pretty good job on the massage. She does a good soft touch, but a little too light and gentle for my tastes. On the flip, she asked that I take care of her without mentioning any tip amount or asking for the tip up front. She stripped and we got to caress and gently fondle each other for a few minutes. I flipped her on back and executed a DATY on her clean shaved pussy. She came hard, cursing how good it was. I can tell how wet she was. She then did her notorious P2 P slide and I blew a big load. She does no do BJ or FS.

She cleaned me up and I was on my way. She made a comment about me not seeing her for a few months, so I guess she thought I looked like someone else she has seen previously. I just played along with it as I want her to think I'm not a "once in a blue moon" customer but a regular.

It's 60 for half hour, 80 for the hour. They have a shower available. For discretion, you can park along the street or park at the other end of the parking lot. You can find their contact info and address on rubmaps.

[DoctorDoctor]

Blue. Massage varies. Not cmt but ok. TS. Good for a spin. This place appears to have younger women, 30's to 40's? Recommend. YMMV.

Sung. Good massage, TS and sauna, if that's your thing. Older women, guessing mid-40's plus. That said, they are in shape and very attentive. Recommend. Again YMMV.

Magic. Best massage of the three. Nicole is fun and communicates well. Limited menu.

Entry fee is. 8 for all. Extras. 6+.

Stay safe.

[LocalCustomer]

I've been in the area past several months, so I can say that my recent visit to this particular AMP (near dog do & manila flip) have been great. This place has a great blend of professionalism, sensuality, and relaxation, which makes it the perfect place to get a massage. I'm so happy I could share my experience with you all, so sit back and let me tell you about the amazing erotic massage I had.

The soft lighting and soothing aromas made me feel comfortable as soon as I stepped through their doors. I was immediately greeted by a welcoming gal who guided me through their services and helped me choose the perfect package. Following her recommendation, I opted for their signature erotic massage performed by a beautiful and skilled masseuse.

Her name was Lucky from what I can recall.

Lucky was beautiful. Her porcelain-white skin shone against her long curly hair and bright dye, and her hourglass figure was perfectly curved. I could tell she would be a perfect massage client. Her body was amazing, and she had all the right curves. I was looking forward to the experience already!

Upon entering the massage room, Lucky greeted me with a smile. Our session began with her mastering incredible massage techniques on my back and shoulders. Expertly working out the knots and tension I didn't even realize I had, she applied just the right amount of pressure and made sure to check in with me regularly to ensure my comfort.

Hey, now that we're getting down to business, I have to say that Luckys hands are really special. She knows just how to tease and tantalize me, and I end up feeling really blissful. It's like she's dancing around me, touching me in just the right way.

Finally, as our session drew to a close, Lucky brought me out of my euphoric state with a few soothing strokes, leaving me feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. I cannot stress enough how amazing this experience was. Truly among the better experiences my dudes.

Which AMP?

[Member #6802]

Venturing to the Woodbridge area for work here soon and wanted to know if there's any Latina, Black, or European massage places compared to the regular AMP. If so, which are worth a check out.

If you locate one, please share info (PM is okay).

Also, if you actually find one of any ethnicity other than Asian, you should play the lottery because it'll be your lucky day.

I live in Woodbridge area and there are plenty of good AMPs in the area. But finding a Latina / Black / European MP or even an independent lady has been as difficult as finding the elusive unicorn.