Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

Not to be confused with Celine at Palace.

I'm always on the lookout for new and untapped MPs. On rare occasion I uncover a nice UTR and on even rarer occasion I will share in my spoils and post about it.

Nevertheless most of the time it's a strikeout but I always feel value in sharing my story in case it tickles your fancy or at the very least, saves you some time and money.

Long story short, this place is legit so you can cross it off your list if you were considering paying it a visit. Although, I will preface this by saying just because I didn't get anything extra doesn't always mean extras aren't available. I just didn't get lucky.

But Celine wellness is an independent AMP run by Celine. She looks fairly young somewhere in the 30's (early 40's) range if I had to guess. Skinny but I wouldn't call her sexy she showed up wearing just a white t shirt and jeans with little make up on and a fairly quiet personality.

The massage itself was ok. Yeah, just ok. I always grade legit spas harder because, well, if you're not going to touch my stick then you better blow me away with the massage. Wasn't bad but I've had better followed by better endings. Celine is Chinese. Accent but fairly good English. A little bit of small chat during the massage but again she kept relatively quiet for the most part. She runs the place by herself and actually works at another massage place in McLean and told me after we were done that she has another client in McLean. Ironically, near Palace spa. For the briefest of moments I thought maybe this was the same Celine but upon further investigation I discovered she works at J&E wellness which to my knowledge is also a legit spa.

No funny business to be had here. I was draped the entire time and wasn't even asked to flip after the massage came to an end she just told me we were finished and left. As I was walking out to pay she told me that since I was a new customer I could get a 20 $ discount on the massage which is fine as I simply paid it back in tip. Victory would not taste so sweet without suffering defeat. Celine seems nice but to keep me as a customer you have to either prove your worth in skill or pay your worth in thrill. Celine failed on both accounts. They say you cannot control the waves, but you can learn to sail.

So I will try again, there's certainly no shortages of MP here in Virginia. It is a vast ocean hiding so many secrets in its depths.

And we are already drowning.

[Serpico99]

I had a sudden urge to fondle a petite thin AMP girl wearing short shorts and who better fit the bill then Celine at Palace in McLean. Surprisingly, she was available; in the past I had always been turned away because she was busy (I had walked-in vice called for an appointment). She has more help now with other girls working there. The woman who answered the door was Donna, a tall-ish Asian, no thin like Celine, built like she could volleyball or softball. But she passed me off to Celine after I requested her.

Another surprise: Celine dropped wearing a mask. Her body may be that of a 20 year old but her face is slightly showing her age. She was also very rail thin, almost like anorexic. I don't recall her being that thin but maybe I'm just more use to fucking fuller bodied Asians with round asses. Anyway, she was sporting the short shorts and she actually did a pretty good job on the massage. She does a good soft touch, but a little too light and gentle for my tastes. On the flip, she asked that I take care of her without mentioning any tip amount or asking for the tip up front. She stripped and we got to caress and gently fondle each other for a few minutes. I flipped her on back and executed a DATY on her clean shaved pussy. She came hard, cursing how good it was. I can tell how wet she was. She then did her notorious P2 P slide and I blew a big load. She does no do BJ or FS.

She cleaned me up and I was on my way. She made a comment about me not seeing her for a few months, so I guess she thought I looked like someone else she has seen previously. I just played along with it as I want her to think I'm not a "once in a blue moon" customer but a regular.

It's 60 for half hour, 80 for the hour. They have a shower available. For discretion, you can park along the street or park at the other end of the parking lot. You can find their contact info and address on rubmaps.

[DoctorDoctor]

Blue. Massage varies. Not cmt but ok. TS. Good for a spin. This place appears to have younger women, 30's to 40's? Recommend. YMMV.

Sung. Good massage, TS and sauna, if that's your thing. Older women, guessing mid-40's plus. That said, they are in shape and very attentive. Recommend. Again YMMV.

Magic. Best massage of the three. Nicole is fun and communicates well. Limited menu.

Entry fee is. 8 for all. Extras. 6+.

Stay safe.

[LocalCustomer]

I've been in the area past several months, so I can say that my recent visit to this particular AMP (near dog do & manila flip) have been great. This place has a great blend of professionalism, sensuality, and relaxation, which makes it the perfect place to get a massage. I'm so happy I could share my experience with you all, so sit back and let me tell you about the amazing erotic massage I had.

The soft lighting and soothing aromas made me feel comfortable as soon as I stepped through their doors. I was immediately greeted by a welcoming gal who guided me through their services and helped me choose the perfect package. Following her recommendation, I opted for their signature erotic massage performed by a beautiful and skilled masseuse.

Her name was Lucky from what I can recall.

Lucky was beautiful. Her porcelain-white skin shone against her long curly hair and bright dye, and her hourglass figure was perfectly curved. I could tell she would be a perfect massage client. Her body was amazing, and she had all the right curves. I was looking forward to the experience already!

Upon entering the massage room, Lucky greeted me with a smile. Our session began with her mastering incredible massage techniques on my back and shoulders. Expertly working out the knots and tension I didn't even realize I had, she applied just the right amount of pressure and made sure to check in with me regularly to ensure my comfort.

Hey, now that we're getting down to business, I have to say that Luckys hands are really special. She knows just how to tease and tantalize me, and I end up feeling really blissful. It's like she's dancing around me, touching me in just the right way.

Finally, as our session drew to a close, Lucky brought me out of my euphoric state with a few soothing strokes, leaving me feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. I cannot stress enough how amazing this experience was. Truly among the better experiences my dudes.

Which AMP?

[Member #6802]

Venturing to the Woodbridge area for work here soon and wanted to know if there's any Latina, Black, or European massage places compared to the regular AMP. If so, which are worth a check out.

If you locate one, please share info (PM is okay).

Also, if you actually find one of any ethnicity other than Asian, you should play the lottery because it'll be your lucky day.

I live in Woodbridge area and there are plenty of good AMPs in the area. But finding a Latina / Black / European MP or even an independent lady has been as difficult as finding the elusive unicorn.

[BoMcC]

As a lot probably know, RubMD went down. I had actually found that they had the most credible ads and seemed like all the independent and a lot of the AMPs posted there. What are people using now? I've seen rubrankings and it's the closest to RubMD but very limited. Nova bedpage is mainly full of AMPs but not much more.

This newish RubRankings is a mix of long time locals and definitely a few scam ads. Found two or three just playing around on it the past couple weeks.

[Ksl93]

As a lot probably know, RubMD went down. I had actually found that they had the most credible ads and seemed like all the independent and a lot of the AMPs posted there. What are people using now? I've seen rubrankings and it's the closest to RubMD but very limited. Nova bedpage is mainly full of AMPs but not much more.

[TheDawn32]

Venturing to the Woodbridge area for work here soon and wanted to know if there's any Latina, Black, or European massage places compared to the regular AMP. If so, which are worth a check out.

[Schmoopy]

I know she has reviews in the past but does anyone have any current reviews or anything to say? Also ad says Gallows rd, anyone know where she actually sets up shop, darn Gallows runs forever and ever.

Thanks.

I'm not very familiar with this area, but she is in a complex where you have to park outside of it (2 hr parking). She shares a place with another provider (maybe KK, not sure). She has GND look and better than average massage but nor CMT IMO. Solid NOVA finish. Worth a shot if you are in the area.

[PomLovesThais]

Having a horrible stressful couple of weeks. Need a great massage and nice non nova finish to help relieve stress. Please PM me.

Could you all reach out to this golfer and give him your 5 star picks I'm sure he ll he contributing soon. Non no Va finish ok.

[UNCGolfDude]

Having a horrible stressful couple of weeks. Need a great massage and nice non nova finish to help relieve stress. Please PM me.

[Ksl93]

If you really love Latino and I'm sure most do. Got to check them out. Scarlett has a handler but damn she got some body on her. Let me know if any one takes the plunge this week. Well worth it for me. Starting off slow. Traditional NOVA finish with some nude full body play is all I wanted $$. In a familiar location near another hot SPA - Comfort. Office building that is pretty empty.

https://adultsearch.com/us/virginia/...y-rubs/2935232

Made an appt, showed up in time and when I get there I'm received by two ladies, very small, probably in their 50's that don't look like the pictures at all. They had told me to go inside when I arrived and later told me to wait 30 minutes! I just left.

[Ksl93]

Met Delia in Tysons from an european agency (but she is really Colombian).

She is the one on the pictures but she is definitely older and you can notice it on her face. Her body is amazing though, with a nice ass and man made chest. She barely got into the massage side. There were challenges communicating since she doesn't know English. Offered extras to get nude, CBJ and full service but opted for the first. She allowed to touch her. No buildup. Not sure I'll repeat.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...you-28027.html

[Serpin58]

Tried this weird AMP for the first time today after another monger informed me that the owner sometimes brings in young fresh meat from NY that will do BBFS.

The reason I say weird is that the front door is open and you walk down stairs to the basement where you find a big open room with curtains everywhere. Was met by a slim Chinese woman with the face of an 18 yo and the voice of a 13 yo. Her name was Abby and she assured me no one else was there before leading me to a curtained room. I gave her .5 for a HHR and when she asked what I wanted I just said "you". She said if I wanted sex (all covered) it was $1.6 but I countered with $.2 and we settled with $.4. She asked me to leave the tip in the table Escort style.

She went upstairs to lock the door and returned with a condom and then stripped. She speaks perfect English and told me she just came down Sunday from NY where she has lived for 13 years with her son. She also tells me that she is 39 but doesn't look that old naked. CBJ was long / slow and the visuals were superb with DT and eye contact. DATY was enjoyable for me but she said she was sensitive so asked me to go easy. She has one of those classic Asian pussies with no hair and no hamburger lips that is fun to look at, fun to eat, and fun to fuck. CFS was great but I didn't get past mish and standing mish before I blew.

The best part was chatting afterwards. We had a down to earth honest convo about everything from why men go to AMPs, why she really works there, life in NY, how fucked up China is, saving for her kids collage, married men, American women, and dick size.

At $. 9 total not really a value, but it was fun having an intelligent conversation after fucking a nice Chinese girl and not needing Google Translator.

They always say for kid's college LOL. If it's just about all women will do it! They love love dick and a chance to snag a sugar daddy.

[Cbsbb]

This place seems to be hit or miss now. My last visit about 3 weeks ago or so, I got Magilla Gorilla, a big boned husky voice woman who look more like a mix of Mongol and Chinese and other races than pure Chinese (this place is a Chinese AMP). She had a big ole' black and blue blotch on her thigh and pock marks above her pussy. There was a slight stench coming from her snatch as well. Her massage was trash. It turned me off to this place.

On the flip side, a few weeks before that where I banged hard a slim body perfect, youthful Chinese girl with blond-ish highlights. Massage was weak but passable. And of course before that I had been seeing the original girl who was working there when this place first opened up, a plain jane petite Chinese woman who wore a mask and didn't seem to enjoy this profession with her blank stare. Yet she gave one of the best edging sessions I have had; I would get on all fours and she would milk my cock good slowly and bend that shit backwards until I thought it would break off LOL. She flat our refused FS or BJ services.

That original girl told me her name was Angela, if she is working elsewhere if anyone knows please send it on. Had a similar experience with her, kept mask on but had on daisy dukes that made FIV easy which she seemed to enjoy as even after I finished she kept backing up on my hand for what seemed like a genuine orgasm. Nice time but yeah all of my subsequent passbys have been unattractive older options. QQ has been good for me of late.