Massage Parlor Reports

[Minnanon]

She's the worst, didn't get the name of the younger one?

I probably would have forgotten anyway -- terrible with names. But I was cranky about the quality of the encounter, irritated with the rugrats outside, and had already made up my mind I wasn't coming back. Didn't see much point to it.

I guess when competition is so thin, you can provide crap service, and still be in business. But it seems like all you'd need to do is get a few younger cute girls, or even some MILFS as long as the ILF part is there, set some expectations around quality of service, and make bank.

[TimeForFun1982]

How was it?

She looks like a former Bucks dancer that was trying to make it as an influencer. The girl I'm speaking of was overweight and had a bad attitude so hoping its not the same chick for your sake.

I contacted her, 150/250 so I passed until someone else reviewed her.

[Usasxgd]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...611266714.html

Scheduled for this afternoon. Anyone seen her or have any info? Feel free to DM if preferred. TYIA!

How was it?

She looks like a former Bucks dancer that was trying to make it as an influencer. The girl I'm speaking of was overweight and had a bad attitude so hoping its not the same chick for your sake.

[RickMann]

Went in on a weekday around 5:30. There was a girl on the couch, late 20's to 30's, bottom heavy with crooked yellow teeth. My first thought was "if this is the young hottie everyone is talking about, some folks need to see the eye doctor. ".

She asked how long, took the fee, showed me to a room, and left. About 2 minutes later a 50-ish woman came in. Wearing shorts, but a loose blouse (trying unsuccessfully to hide her belly). Blouse was tucked into the shorts, and buttoned to the neck.

Start of the massage, she leaned over and mashed her breasts onto the back of my head, and I responded by sliding my hands up inside her shorts and cupping her ass. First couple of times I did that she giggled and said "thank you". Third time she grabbed my hands, moved my arms forcefully along my sides, and stepped out of reach.

So I just tried to relax and enjoy the massage. Two issues there: Every minute or so she stopped to ask if I was okay; and the massage was terrible. Ever get a massage where the massage was painful, but at the end your muscles a just a little sore, but all loosened up with blood pumping through them, and you feel energized? This was not that. This was just pain without the payoff. Felt like we were in an MMA dojo and she was practicing nerve pressure submission techniques on me.

She tried to negotiate on the flip, but I had no idea if we were negotiating a happy ending or brokering a new middle east peace deal, as it turns out "Honey are you okay?" and "Thank you" was all the English she knew. She kept trying to use a translator app on a cheap (not smart) phone. I finally flashed 4 fingers a couple of times and she said Okay. Then I got a handy so uninspired it was like listening to Ben Stein's character on Ferris Bueller. The blouse stayed on, not that it mattered, as she stood out of my reach as far as possible while mechanically going through the motions.

Eventually I had an ending that was more relieved than happy. She cleaned up, massaged my scalp a short bit, then announced all done. (Two more English words, I think that gets us to eight total). Left and never came back, so after dressing and waiting a few I walked out. Four girls sitting in the waiting area: mine, yellow teeth, one even older and uglier than mine, and a young cute, skinny girl. The cutie was wearing jeans, a T, and sneakers, so if she ever works the rooms she was off that day.

Right before I stepped out the door I realized I forgot to leave the tip, so I handed to my massuese. Turned back to the door just as a gaggle of grade school aged kids stopped in front of it. A couple of families had exited the restaurant next door and the parents were chit-chatting in the parking lot, totally oblivious as they let their kids run around on the sidewalk in front of the parlor.

The gals really did not want to open the door with the kids there, so motioned me onto the couch to wait. Ten minutes later, with the hellions still at it, they showed me out the back door and into the alley.

65 for an hour, 40 tip. I won't be back.

She's the worst, didn't get the name of the younger one?

[JasDub]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...611266714.html

Scheduled for this afternoon. Anyone seen her or have any info? Feel free to DM if preferred. TYIA!

[Minnanon]

Went in on a weekday around 5:30. There was a girl on the couch, late 20's to 30's, bottom heavy with crooked yellow teeth. My first thought was "if this is the young hottie everyone is talking about, some folks need to see the eye doctor. ".

She asked how long, took the fee, showed me to a room, and left. About 2 minutes later a 50-ish woman came in. Wearing shorts, but a loose blouse (trying unsuccessfully to hide her belly). Blouse was tucked into the shorts, and buttoned to the neck.

Start of the massage, she leaned over and mashed her breasts onto the back of my head, and I responded by sliding my hands up inside her shorts and cupping her ass. First couple of times I did that she giggled and said "thank you". Third time she grabbed my hands, moved my arms forcefully along my sides, and stepped out of reach.

So I just tried to relax and enjoy the massage. Two issues there: Every minute or so she stopped to ask if I was okay; and the massage was terrible. Ever get a massage where the massage was painful, but at the end your muscles a just a little sore, but all loosened up with blood pumping through them, and you feel energized? This was not that. This was just pain without the payoff. Felt like we were in an MMA dojo and she was practicing nerve pressure submission techniques on me.

She tried to negotiate on the flip, but I had no idea if we were negotiating a happy ending or brokering a new middle east peace deal, as it turns out "Honey are you okay?" and "Thank you" was all the English she knew. She kept trying to use a translator app on a cheap (not smart) phone. I finally flashed 4 fingers a couple of times and she said Okay. Then I got a handy so uninspired it was like listening to Ben Stein's character on Ferris Bueller. The blouse stayed on, not that it mattered, as she stood out of my reach as far as possible while mechanically going through the motions.

Eventually I had an ending that was more relieved than happy. She cleaned up, massaged my scalp a short bit, then announced all done. (Two more English words, I think that gets us to eight total). Left and never came back, so after dressing and waiting a few I walked out. Four girls sitting in the waiting area: mine, yellow teeth, one even older and uglier than mine, and a young cute, skinny girl. The cutie was wearing jeans, a T, and sneakers, so if she ever works the rooms she was off that day.

Right before I stepped out the door I realized I forgot to leave the tip, so I handed to my massuese. Turned back to the door just as a gaggle of grade school aged kids stopped in front of it. A couple of families had exited the restaurant next door and the parents were chit-chatting in the parking lot, totally oblivious as they let their kids run around on the sidewalk in front of the parlor.

The gals really did not want to open the door with the kids there, so motioned me onto the couch to wait. Ten minutes later, with the hellions still at it, they showed me out the back door and into the alley.

65 for an hour, 40 tip. I won't be back.

[KC7676]

This place is awful walked out twice on them.

I walked out the one time I went there. I was expecting better looking ladies.

[RickMann]

Hit up Dragon after all the reviews. Highly disappointing experience.

There were 3 girls. All looked homely at best. Not dressed sexy at all like earlier reports indicated. One was wearing a dress, but had a full ugly bodysuit under it. Total boner killer.

It's crazy how ugly all these girls dress. How hard is it to wear a nice short dress or skirt with a thong underneath.

No teasing. Negotiation on flip. We agreed $60 for HJ + tits out. She made me get out the money, took it out of the room, came back and refused to take her tits out. I was pretty fucking annoyed at this point and just wanted it to be over with.

Don't go here. The only decent experience is at New Spa right now.

Massages in this city are at an all time low. There's no talent here.

This place is awful walked out twice on them.

[BobRossX]

Hit up Dragon after all the reviews. Highly disappointing experience.

There were 3 girls. All looked homely at best. Not dressed sexy at all like earlier reports indicated. One was wearing a dress, but had a full ugly bodysuit under it. Total boner killer.

It's crazy how ugly all these girls dress. How hard is it to wear a nice short dress or skirt with a thong underneath.

No teasing. Negotiation on flip. We agreed $60 for HJ + tits out. She made me get out the money, took it out of the room, came back and refused to take her tits out. I was pretty fucking annoyed at this point and just wanted it to be over with.

Don't go here. The only decent experience is at New Spa right now.

Massages in this city are at an all time low. There's no talent here.

[Akuma187]

Many thanks for all the fellow monger on the dragon post. RL and New spa are my regular spots, wanted to have a change of scenery if you get what I mean. As always be safe out there.

[NedDivine13]

Felt like more was available but $200 for a GILF seems too much. $120? Book it Danno.

I had contacted her also, but that price was just too steep. Especially with no indication of more being available.

[Tevin1626]

Found her on Craigslist. Seems a nice lady but wanted 2 bills for an hour. I like the older ladies but at that price I can get 2 AMPs for an hour and be just as satisfied (likely with a better massage).

Anyone have any experience? https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...606125648.html.

I had contacted her also, but that price was just too steep. Especially with no indication of more being available.

[NedDivine13]

Found her on Craigslist. Seems a nice lady but wanted 2 bills for an hour. I like the older ladies but at that price I can get 2 AMPs for an hour and be just as satisfied (likely with a better massage).

Anyone have any experience? https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...606125648.html.

[BBSolo]

I just wanted to see if someone could clear up some confusion I'm having. Is this AMP location on Hard Rd of the location in Delaware. Sorry if it seem like a dumb question, I just wanted to make sure before I checked it out.

Dragon is on Hard Rd just north of 270 beside the mexican street food place. Used to be Liu's Spa. Appears by filings that it is run by Long's (Dublin Granville) - used to have the one in hilliard.

[DeerField]

Please, research prior to posting.

Thanks and stay focused.