Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

I could care less what you do.

I think the phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less." Saying you *could* care less implies that you actually care.

Just quit trying to be the know it all about the AMP industry.

Ah, nevermind. "Could" was right after all. If you didn't care what I do then you wouldn't have an opinion nor would you be trying to tell me what to do.

Why not just post intel if you have it and stop whining?

You know, as well as anyone, that in every situation, with any particular girl, that YMMV, is the rule of law, with each girl. I know it, and you know it. So, your report and result will not work for every guy.

Duh. Nobody's reports here should be considered a blueprint. It's a report of what's possible in order to help fellow hobbyists optimize their hobby time and budget. Weird that you don't get that.

Case in point. I was going into M & M, when a fellow AMPer was leaving. He tried to convince me not to go in, because "they just tried to rip me off". He described his situation. Obviously, it was a YMMV. Maybe the girls didn't like the guy, maybe he smelled, maybe he was a Cheap Charlie. Etc etc. I always liked M & M, because my girl was there and things always went well. I am not going to let some guy try to convince me to go or not go into a place. I will find out on my own, after my own individual research. Do you see where I am coming from. ?

So, you're "coming from" the belief that because every experience is YMMV, posting intel about visits is therefore pointless because you're not going to base your decisions on intel gathered by someone else. So if you're not here to read intel and your post history shows you're definitely not here to share it. Your only reason to be here is to throw shade. That's what insecure and jealous people do. Again, if you truly didn't care about someone, you wouldn't have an opinion about their activities. You care a LITTLE too much and it's just getting weird, my guy.

I mentioned Flushing New York, because that is where the central point of AMP business starts from. That is all. Just a suggestion.

What's the radius of the AMP circle of which Flushing is the AMP center?

And why are we even wasting time talking Pierce County when Flushing awaits us?

Because we live HERE. We hobby HERE. This is a geographically organized website.

I await your next tantrum insisting how little you care what I do.

For everyone else: Tiny little Amy replaced Mia at Lilly's in Burien on 1st. I'd share more details of my session, including what she looks like, how good or bad her massage was, whether or not I felt rushed, whether or not she did BBBJ, whether or not there was any tipping issues, how much I spent, and whether or not I'd repeat. But FA says it's pointless because all sessions are YMMV and we shouldn't rely on others' intel. He's from Flushing so he'd know. It's the worldwide center of all things AMP!

[Goofy Dog]

A friend told me he heard they were opening back up tomorrow! We'll see I guess.

[FaroutAdventur]

To AF.

I could care less what you do. Just quit trying to be the know it all about the AMP industry. You know, as well as anyone, that in every situation, with any particular girl, that YMMV, is the rule of law, with each girl. I know it, and you know it. So, your report and result will not work for every guy.

Case in point. I was going into M & M, when a fellow AMPer was leaving. He tried to convince me not to go in, because "they just tried to rip me off". He described his situation. Obviously, it was a YMMV. Maybe the girls didn't like the guy, maybe he smelled, maybe he was a Cheap Charlie. Etc etc. I always liked M & M, because my girl was there and things always went well. I am not going to let some guy try to convince me to go or not go into a place. I will find out on my own, after my own individual research. Do you see where I am coming from. ?

I mentioned Flushing New York, because that is where the central point of AMP business starts from. That is all. Just a suggestion.

[DudLee]

I went for a look around 38th and up pacific Ave. Orchid youngish butterface, celestial on 38th auntie. And up pacific checked the one a block from nb and the one next to the pawn shop, also angels all aunties. Then went to south park at 96th and south Tacoma way, two more aunties. Ended up at breeze and saw Yoyo and yoyo was right. Nice firm smallish tits great figure and an ass that looked perfect bent over in doggy.

Paid $up front and she went right to the tickle and tease then whispered in my ear what did I want? I told her everything and settled on $. 4 and man was it worth it. Spent the next 30 min flipping her all around, some BBBJ, DATY, cowgirl, doggy, Mish. Both dripping sweat at the end. Then the hot towel wipe down and 20 minutes of relaxing massage. She was amazing and well worth the $$.4 total.

[PnwVette]

I am not certain if it is HK or not. Its in the suite next door to where HK used to be.

HK was always one of my favorite spots prior to it burning down. The girls now are different than before, but the same quality and the same service. I am not sure if its the same owner or not.

I spent time with Kim. Really cute, speaks perfect English, great sense of humor and has a smoking body! Typical short massage and fun on the flip. Pricing within industry standards.

[AussieFury]

Not a single person? How would you know? But, obviously you know all, right? SMH. You drive to the same spots, over and over and over, again and again. You even said once yourself, that the Mamasan got mad at you for bugging her. Try something new, you might like it.

It's weird how fascinated you are by what I do, where I should drive, which mamasans I should talk to, and where I should fly.

It's a little creepy. I'm not into dudes, dude.

[Thefourtwo5]

Went there last night. Two women. I was escorted to a room by Nana. She looked to be late 40's, short, great tits, a tiny bit chunky in the midsection. I opted for thirty minutes. Not much of a massage and she told me to flip. She went immediately for the junk, threw on a tight cover and performed an CBJ. She dropped her dress and layed down on the table. I enjoyed daty on her natural pussy for a long time. She was arching her hips non-stop, super sexy, super wet. She loves receiving. Went to mish after she came from daty and stayed in mish the entire time. $ . 7 total. I'd go again. The second woman was even hotter.

[Overdoser]

Hey why'all.

Been a busy couple of years for me, but I'm about ready to have some fun!

Would one of you kind mongs point me in the direction of a BBBJ? Or some younger providers?

Thanks in advance!

[FaroutAdventur]

Sure. Inclined to travel for Asian pussy? Why drive a couple hours to Vancouver, BC when you can spend those same couple hours at SEA-TAC airport followed by a 5 hour flight to NYC followed by however long it takes you to get from the airport to an AMP in Queens?

Want to report on Flushing AMPs? Awesome. Try the New York section. Not a single person here is going to jump on a plane based on your suggestion.

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Not a single person? How would you know? But, obviously you know all, right? SMH. You drive to the same spots, over and over and over, again and again. You even said once yourself, that the Mamasan got mad at you for bugging her. Try something new, you might like it.

[ChiManXXX]

Book a flight to New York. Flushing / Queens is the capital of AMP.

I would have sworn that Chicago is the city of AMPs.

[AussieFury]

New shoppe just opened at 33427 Pac Hwy South. One of the girls in the rotation is pre-MILF Lulu from Ocean 3 and Alice. She's one of my ATFs.

Forgot to mention the spa is also called "Lulu. " Two pretty pre-milfs were there today when I popped in. Didn't have time to stay, but Candy looked pretty yummy. Parking is behind the bldg.

[AussieFury]

New shoppe just opened at 33427 Pac Hwy South. One of the girls in the rotation is pre-MILF Lulu from Ocean 3 and Alice. She's one of my ATFs.

[AussieFury]

She's the same mia I was talking about in this post.

Now I want to know who replaced her at Lily, since it's one of only 3 spots in Burien that I know is FS.

[AussieFury]

Book a flight to New York. Flushing / Queens is the capital of AMP.

Sure. Inclined to travel for Asian pussy? Why drive a couple hours to Vancouver, BC when you can spend those same couple hours at SEA-TAC airport followed by a 5 hour flight to NYC followed by however long it takes you to get from the airport to an AMP in Queens?

Want to report on Flushing AMPs? Awesome. Try the New York section. Not a single person here is going to jump on a plane based on your suggestion.

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[AussieFury]

🤣129315;129315;129315;129315;129315;129315;129315;129315; I wish I could read the origins of all this.

It's an old story about a hobbyist with a reputation for a quick temper and childish outburts. An Asian provider told the story on TRB. She said he asked to receive BBBJ and DATO (or maybe he wanted to perform DATO, doesn't really matter). She refused and he was rude to her (shocker). She left the room to allow him to dress. He shat on her floor before leaving.

Did it really happen? The hobbyist claims it didn't. The provider claims it did.

One of them is lying.