Massage Parlor Reports

[MarblesKyle]

Stopped into the popular spot across from the UDF and next to the Domino's last week. I was taking a shot in the dark, hadn't been there in over a year and had some time to kill when I was in the area so I rolled the dice and headed there. Work is currently being done on the building, they have scaffolding up on the east side of the building with a construction trailer blocking the entire driveway. You can still access the back lot through the other driveway but there is now only one way in and one way out. Many people have indicated they do not park in that lot and I can understand why, but I always find it more awkward to park in an adjacent lot and walk over as I feel like there are a lot more eyes on you. I feel safer in the little hidden lot in back, but not as much with the driveway blocked. There's now a sign on the back door saying you have to enter in the front. I think this was the case last time I visited here as well. I always liked being able to park and go right in the back door but I guess those days are gone.

This place is still up and running, I walked in the front and was immediately greeted by my masseuse. Over the duration of the massage I confirmed two other female voices in the building, one of them was for sure working, couldn't tell if the other voice was just sitting in the back room or if she was also working. People came and went during my stay but everyone was quiet for the most part.

Masseuse was not great. If there's a hot one there it's not her. If I could compare her to a celebrity I would say she looks like Shrek. Massage was half-assed and not very skilled, but there was a lot of teasing right out of the gate. She started the handshake before the flip, which I have no problem with. Some reaching and caressing around the back door led me to raise my hips up a bit and she reached around and got started. At this point we are maybe 25 min into the hour and she tells me to flip. I'm ready to go so I don't object. Once I turn over she goes right into it for a second but then stops and clarifies tip amount. I say. 4, she counters with. 6. I express my unhappiness that if it's just a handshake I tip. 4. She stands her ground. Whatever, I don't haggle with these women over 10 or 20 bucks. I'm trying to get in and get out, and I prefer to be quiet especially when there's one or two other mongers within earshot. Earshot is an understatement. Everyone is on top of each other at this place separated by curtains. Alas, I'm not going to make a scene or engage in extended negotiations over a twenty. I realize that pisses other mongers off, but so be it. Inflation is hitting and. 4 was the standard tip pre covid. Price of everything going up.

She gets to work and like most heavy set chicks, her skills are above average. She finishes me off relatively quickly and then massages me for the rest of the time. She ended with a face massage which was fine except for the fact that I got a whiff of her horrible breath and her fingertips reeked of garlic, or something like garlic. A bit of a put-off but the massage was relaxing other than that.

Overall not a great experience but saying I'll never be back would be dramatic. When I'm in the area with time to kill, I'll repeat. I know what I'm going to get here, even if it's a C minus. Hopefully next time I at least draw a better body or a prettier face. Out the door for 1. 2 total, YMMV.

[MarblesKyle]

Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.

You need to relax, dude.

[MassageGoer]

I understand your concern, but occasionally Duke Energy does come around to check matters towards the first week of the month. I'm not sure what Sakura does to stay out of trouble, but I have gone there at least once a month for nearly 7 years and never had any real issues. Once, I was approached by 2 guys in a pickup truck with ties on. I was thinking that they may be cops, but when asked what was going on inside, I told them that I got a normal massage. I'm hoping whatever they are doing to keep open, they continue doing. In my opinion, it's the best AMP in the area with the best looking girls.

Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.

[RufusFirefly]

Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.

I will agree that I do not like non customers coming into an establishment while I an being serviced. But you need to relax. You are safe from a raid in a massage parlor. The police must see money exchange hands and the sex act. Do you ever see a dude being arrested in a massage parlor raid? No it is always the lady.

[BeelzaBubba]

Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.

[Buckeye614]

Has anybody actually confirmed if she is indeed actually a HE?

[GoodWill123]

I saw the text. No, but I'm hoping she lives up to her name, "Dora the Explorer. " ().

Here's a link to Dora's gymnastics. Hopefully she has this kind of energy, LOL. Good luck.

https://youtu.be/cOH3qNSDZIk

Has anyone seen Dora at Sakura?

[Ccurtis]

Has anyone seen Dora at Sakura?

[LoveBeer]

Made my way to Goose yesterday, and was lucky enough to meet the famous Anna. She clearly loves her job, and it was probably the best non-FS AMP experience I think I've had. Teasing started while I was still clothed and continued throughout the massage. She kisses (close-mouthed), which has been reported before, and seems to enjoy having her tits played with. Fantastic body, fantastic attitude, and the head massage after the ending was also fantastic.

[Joker69]

Do you know which one currently? I was given red roof off 75?

The one at at Hometowne studio right now is better than the red roof inn. There are 2 girls there.

[Golden3]

Several years ago when I lived in Colorado before moving here, I would read this forum before visiting relatives in the area, so I was a lurker and not a reporter monger. Apologies, but I had little to contribute since ya'll said it best and I was out of the loop. Anyway, there used to be great reports of places in Lawrenceburg, but now there is never a single report. Did L'burg get hit hard by LEO's or what happened that nothing more is ever said about that area?

Nytehawk.

There was a Tristate bust that included Lawrenceburg. That was in 2008, which is more than "several years ago," but I don't think that L'burg has been a live mongering spot since then.

[SgtMcLovin]

I believe they usually have 2 working with 6 to 12 phone numbers for them through their handler.

Working at hotels in Sharonville.

If it says 22 , add 20 years.

If it says DD add 50 pounds. LOL.

Do you know which one currently? I was given red roof off 75?

[NyteHawk]

Several years ago when I lived in Colorado before moving here, I would read this forum before visiting relatives in the area, so I was a lurker and not a reporter monger. Apologies, but I had little to contribute since ya'll said it best and I was out of the loop. Anyway, there used to be great reports of places in Lawrenceburg, but now there is never a single report. Did L'burg get hit hard by LEO's or what happened that nothing more is ever said about that area?

Nytehawk.

[Tool513]

Nothing I like more than asians but getting bored with sakura can anyone give me any recent info on the hotel asians what hotels they are at currently numbera they are using exp etc. Tried a 902 number today but idk didn't seem right so I decided to not go any farther without info when in doubt I always play on safe side.

I believe they usually have 2 working with 6 to 12 phone numbers for them through their handler.

Working at hotels in Sharonville.

If it says 22 , add 20 years.

If it says DD add 50 pounds. LOL.

[Cousinlouie]

Any massage places in the general area with a table shower. Just looking for something different. Work takes me all over the tristate area so anyone know of any that are good? Thanks in advance!

Hong massage in Florence offers table shower but no extras.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rence-ky-47989#rubmaps.