Massage Parlor Reports

[CumDripp]

Ramona standard rate door fee and $. 20 tip 30 min.

After reading rave reviews about her and how she is a smoking latina, decided to give her a shot. Unfortunately it was a bit letdown. Firstly her appearance, is a bit thick for my tastes not fat at all, but just a bit much. Prides herself on having a big butt and its okay, books are big but not the best looking. I would say she is just an average thick latina that you might see in public, nothing special, pic on ig is definitely more attractive and more toned. Age probably around 30.

At the start of the session, she pours way too much oil on your back and smothers it around and barely does a massage, practically non-existent. On the flip also not the most sensual, mainly laid down next to me and jack hammered and maybe switch positions to standing next to the table. So not really much body sliding "nuru" on that side. Probably got her on an off day, but will not revist, looks were just not my cup of tea. She is nice though and accommodating / probably open to more.

Wendy / Min same fee as above.

Saw her before Ramona, and decided to see her based on reviews again, I wouldn't really classify her as smoking or hot but decent and gets the job done. For our session definitely massaged more than usual and even after the happy ending. Mood seemed to change when I said that I've seen someone from the crew before, but that was near the session so that was unfortunate. Again, probably wouldn't repeat as looks don't really do it for me. I also wouldn't say the pics they use of her are a good representation. Definitely on the older side like 35, as some other reviews have said. DO appreciate that she used the full time of 30 min.

Anyone have recommendations for a good abg, I know its asking for a lot, Lily is probably closest I've gotten, but do usually like to try others. Have also tried Shai / Tia and she's okay mainly attractive because on the younger side.

[RubMePls]

The Linda is gone. Long live the new Linda. I believe her problems began. Ironically - just as extreme reviews of her appeared on this list.

Surprised to hear you say that the other reviewer below said new linda is bad.

[GenghisK2]

Finally tried Haven. Saw Wendy and her body is on point. Her IG pics are very close almost as if the pics are her but from 10 years ago. She is not 26 that is for sure. Don't get me wrong she looked go. Not sure if I would repeat as now that I went there I might like to see how Lily compares next. The new standard 45 and 120. Better than the 160 some of the other places have asked for on top of the house fee. More is available if you want to drop serious cash. I wasn't interested so didn't even bother trying to negotiate lower. Anyway, good first experience. Just hope the siren call doesn't beckon me too frequently as this ain't cheap, but the girls bodies are hotter than the AMPs like l&l or le palace or air body.

She's got some nice ass implants. Wendy (aka Min) and the other girls in her crew want 3 bills for cfs / CBJ 1 pop. Tried it once but ends up being costly with the house fee so I'd rather do a 1 hr un-rushed bb session at a kgirl aamp for that price.

[ShyBraveOC]

The Linda is gone. Long live the new Linda. I believe her problems began. Ironically - just as extreme reviews of her appeared on this list.

I believe Linda's really began with posts on RM. Then, in the past month extremely colorful reviews showed up on RM. Hopefully she will show up somewhere around here.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

If it wasn't me, someone wrote about the fact that Kerry left F&C to set up serenity with her boyfriend. He put up the cash for the place. I had a friend that worked there after it first opened, and she told me that it was extremely legit. The boyfriend wants it to be legit. While she was there, my friend said that if a girl was caught giving extras, she would be kicked out. I'm not sure about now, but at the time the shop actually housed the girls in another office space on the second floor. So if a girl was kicked out, she also lost her residence. Once, I picked my friend up on her day off. We were going to go to lunch. As we left, Kerry looked down on me from the second floor, giving me the evil eye like I was going to molest her girl. I did! She couldn't kick my friend out because she was the shop's best legit masseuse. Once I actually went upstairs into the shop. I had to give my friend something. The boyfriend was at the counter and he gave me a dirty look. Maybe he recognized me from F&C being one of the mongers who used to pound Kerry.

I think Kerry went by the name "Xi-xi" when I met her at F&C. She was the best thing that ever happened there. I went back for another round, and PPS said she left and had no idea where. Then I saw her working the front desk at Serene. Is the old dude her husband / shop owner? I read elsewhere that she was the owner. Funny that they went totally legit and also more expensive than illegit.

[Caribe]

Did some recon & TOFTT work.

2. Serene. Beach & Bolvsa, 2nd floor: I know that the MMS used to work at F&C and is pretty cute and nice. Even if she herself does not provide services, she would surely not be shocked if her girls were providing services. So this place has been on my "To DO" list. But this time when I went over, there was an older white PPS working. Which is a rarity in an AMP. Plus they have upped entrance fee to $50. So decided to pass.
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If it wasn't me, someone wrote about the fact that Kerry left F&C to set up serenity with her boyfriend. He put up the cash for the place. I had a friend that worked there after it first opened, and she told me that it was extremely legit. The boyfriend wants it to be legit. While she was there, my friend said that if a girl was caught giving extras, she would be kicked out. I'm not sure about now, but at the time the shop actually housed the girls in another office space on the second floor. So if a girl was kicked out, she also lost her residence. Once, I picked my friend up on her day off. We were going to go to lunch. As we left, Kerry looked down on me from the second floor, giving me the evil eye like I was going to molest her girl. I did! She couldn't kick my friend out because she was the shop's best legit masseuse. Once I actually went upstairs into the shop. I had to give my friend something. The boyfriend was at the counter and he gave me a dirty look. Maybe he recognized me from F&C being one of the mongers who used to pound Kerry.

[TradingFavs714]

https://nightfunpages.com/sea-salt-s...f-america-atm/

Sea salt ads here too.

Isn't this the old Happy Face? Also isn't there another MP in that same looping plaza?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

The original Linda is gone?

Can anyone verify?

Damn I planned to see her soon.

From what I hear all the other girls are up charging now. 6-. 8.

Too much!

The Linda is gone. Long live the new Linda. I believe her problems began. Ironically - just as extreme reviews of her appeared on this list.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

https://nightfunpages.com/sea-salt-s...f-america-atm/

Sea salt ads here too.

Is it time to create a new Forum Thread for "Night Fun Pages"? This thread is for brick-and-mortar massage shops. These places have names and addresses, which is how we discuss them.

[CJamesTX85]

Finally tried Haven. Saw Wendy and her body is on point. Her IG pics are very close almost as if the pics are her but from 10 years ago. She is not 26 that is for sure. Don't get me wrong she looked go. Not sure if I would repeat as now that I went there I might like to see how Lily compares next. The new standard 45 and 120. Better than the 160 some of the other places have asked for on top of the house fee. More is available if you want to drop serious cash. I wasn't interested so didn't even bother trying to negotiate lower. Anyway, good first experience. Just hope the siren call doesn't beckon me too frequently as this ain't cheap, but the girls bodies are hotter than the AMPs like l&l or le palace or air body.

[RubMePls]

The original Linda is gone?

Can anyone verify?

Damn I planned to see her soon.

From what I hear all the other girls are up charging now. 6-. 8.

Too much!

Back to the Mongering world. Decided to go to my old spot BW.

Asked for Linda but the old ones gone. There's a new "Linda". Decided to TOFTT and give her a try.

Slightly overweight. Still learning the trade. A few times I had to direct her to the right spots.

Decent massage. Asked for oil after 10 minutes of massaging over the sheet.

Asked to touch upstairs and she started talking about an additional $10 tip. Haggling during the deed turns me off. Didn't bother asking again.

Go the standard BW slow release, Foot massage at the end, standard tip and left.

Does anyone know what happened to the Original Linda?

[Grimmy23]

Did some recon & TOFTT work.

1. Gasi: Westminster & Beach (SW). I happened to see this place, with its weird name, so went in. Attractive 45 yo Vietnamese MILF with a rack and freckles. It looked like a jack shack with the walled in lobby with the mini-window to lock out LE. But they had some odd menu items. I was put off by the 60 house fee though. About 60% of the shops are $40 and others $50. So this was a bit much. But I did have a revelation about this. In the crappy areas, they have more deadbeat customers who give $10 tips, so perhaps they up the house fee but expect a little bit less tip. Anyone go there?

2. Serene. Beach & Bolvsa, 2nd floor: I know that the MMS used to work at F&C and is pretty cute and nice. Even if she herself does not provide services, she would surely not be shocked if her girls were providing services. So this place has been on my "To DO" list. But this time when I went over, there was an older white PPS working. Which is a rarity in an AMP. Plus they have upped entrance fee to $50. So decided to pass.

3. So I walked 50 feet down the catwalk to Sky Blue massage. Which is still $40 tariff. And looks sufficiently sleazy to be fun. Bonus points for two young Asian PPS's who look like ex-gangbangers. THey also have rooms with doors. I was ready for a great massage and a great pull with all these stars aligning. I go in and get nekid. The first thing I noticed is that the "bed" is really hard, and they leave the front door open, and there was a direct route into the room, so it was f*cking as cold. But my dick is not a thermometer, and it will rise even in cold weather. But alas, it was not to be. Purely legit. Not even a little tease. They did have a sign on the wall stating that prostitution was not allowed. Which is usually a good sign because that means that other customers have tried, and they need to post such a sign to cover their asses when they get busted. But the funny thing was that they included another sign that said "Don't make it hard on me" - which means, yeah most customers expect extras. But in the end, there was no joy and no happy pappy. I guess they should change name from Blue Sky to Blue Balls.

The quest continues for fresh faces and experiences that end happily.

A lot of cities require that they put that sign up after they've been busted and found to have committed violations. It's in the actual city ordinances, sometimes even stating the exact wording that must be on the sign, where exactly it must be placed, and how big it has to be.

[Sexaholic777]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

https://nightfunpages.com/sea-salt-s...f-america-atm/

Sea salt ads here too.

[Slammer6008]

Looks like MHF in Westminster on Bolsa has joined the rotation strategy as other AMPs do. Lisa is still there and Jun but Sasha and Lulu are both new to me. Sasha dived right in with an average massage. Then, on the flip, she grabbed my hand and firmly placed it on her butt with a big smile on her face. Some gentle swirling with her hands over my torso while I enjoyed roaming OTC on her upper and lower bits. Soft, small Bs under a lacy bra. Removal of which was encouraged while she oiled up little Bubba and proceeded to slowly stroke away. She paid good attention to my 'nads as I suckled her tiny nipples. Changed positions and she happily laid down on the table. I could feel a pad under her shorts so didn't seek entry UTC. Plenty of LFK and offering my pocket rocket to her mouth was greeted with more HJ and no BJ. Another position change and she finished me off while I sat on the edge of the table. A decent time with a new, cute if not young, face. 40+60.

Lulu on the other hand was massage only for this my first time with her. She was dressed in form-fitting leggings and long sleeve top. Appeared to wear a padded bra, making her possible B cups look very round and firm. Never got to find out though. She was on-responsive to stroking her legs and plain stayed away to prevent any other roaming at all.

Yes Sasha is a keeper. I love those tits. Slammer gives her four thumbs up. Be kind.

[NinjaChacha69]

Back to the Mongering world. Decided to go to my old spot BW.

Asked for Linda but the old ones gone. There's a new "Linda". Decided to TOFTT and give her a try.

Slightly overweight. Still learning the trade. A few times I had to direct her to the right spots.

Decent massage. Asked for oil after 10 minutes of massaging over the sheet.

Asked to touch upstairs and she started talking about an additional $10 tip. Haggling during the deed turns me off. Didn't bother asking again.

Go the standard BW slow release, Foot massage at the end, standard tip and left.

Does anyone know what happened to the Original Linda?