Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

So Nightfunpages is a real thing? I usually associate that with some trolls, who seemed to be shilling. But I know you to be a bonafide soldier in the monger legion. Is it a good reference?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Did some recon & TOFTT work.

1. Gasi: Westminster & Beach (SW). I happened to see this place, with its weird name, so went in. Attractive 45 yo Vietnamese MILF with a rack and freckles. It looked like a jack shack with the walled in lobby with the mini-window to lock out LE. But they had some odd menu items. I was put off by the 60 house fee though. About 60% of the shops are $40 and others $50. So this was a bit much. But I did have a revelation about this. In the crappy areas, they have more deadbeat customers who give $10 tips, so perhaps they up the house fee but expect a little bit less tip. Anyone go there?

2. Serene. Beach & Bolvsa, 2nd floor: I know that the MMS used to work at F&C and is pretty cute and nice. Even if she herself does not provide services, she would surely not be shocked if her girls were providing services. So this place has been on my "To DO" list. But this time when I went over, there was an older white PPS working. Which is a rarity in an AMP. Plus they have upped entrance fee to $50. So decided to pass.

3. So I walked 50 feet down the catwalk to Sky Blue massage. Which is still $40 tariff. And looks sufficiently sleazy to be fun. Bonus points for two young Asian PPS's who look like ex-gangbangers. THey also have rooms with doors. I was ready for a great massage and a great pull with all these stars aligning. I go in and get nekid. The first thing I noticed is that the "bed" is really hard, and they leave the front door open, and there was a direct route into the room, so it was f*cking as cold. But my dick is not a thermometer, and it will rise even in cold weather. But alas, it was not to be. Purely legit. Not even a little tease. They did have a sign on the wall stating that prostitution was not allowed. Which is usually a good sign because that means that other customers have tried, and they need to post such a sign to cover their asses when they get busted. But the funny thing was that they included another sign that said "Don't make it hard on me" - which means, yeah most customers expect extras. But in the end, there was no joy and no happy pappy. I guess they should change name from Blue Sky to Blue Balls.

The quest continues for fresh faces and experiences that end happily.

[Slammer6008]

Is it angel foot spa on Bolsa that Lisa works at?

And tera patrick, Which one does she work at?

Please DM me, your inbox is full.

She will be back from China soon.

[Nice Guy 99]

Does anyone have info on this one? https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...61-208366.html.

She said she used to do massage and now does outcalls. Looking for info or a solid recommendation.

Super ugly tats.

[AverageJoeJohn]

Is it angel foot spa on Bolsa that Lisa works at?

And tera patrick, Which one does she work at?

Please DM me, your inbox is full.

[Sexaholic777]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

[BenHenderson]

Does anyone have info on this one? https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...61-208366.html.

She said she used to do massage and now does outcalls. Looking for info or a solid recommendation.

[Sexaholic777]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

It was early morning and customers keep coming in.

I think it's only a matter of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Just a second thought that the way these girls finishing off the walk-ins is highly efficient

when I was at there, I could not help but think that all these girls are making more in one day than me for a whole week with no tax consequence

LOL. She doesn't stink. Maybe you got her in between Johnson's. BTW. I doubt any one wants to suck old cock all day. Just saying. No matter the $$. If you want to you can too.

[SaltyDog]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

On your next visit she'll 100% skip the massage and grab your balls. Some guys like getting a taste of all the girls there but I'll just stick to one for now.

[CryMoarHoar]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

It was early morning and customers keep coming in.

I think it's only a matter of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Just a second thought that the way these girls finishing off the walk-ins is highly efficient

when I was at there, I could not help but think that all these girls are making more in one day than me for a whole week with no tax consequence

[Mr Plumber]

Looks like MHF in Westminster on Bolsa has joined the rotation strategy as other AMPs do. Lisa is still there and Jun but Sasha and Lulu are both new to me. Sasha dived right in with an average massage. Then, on the flip, she grabbed my hand and firmly placed it on her butt with a big smile on her face. Some gentle swirling with her hands over my torso while I enjoyed roaming OTC on her upper and lower bits. Soft, small Bs under a lacy bra. Removal of which was encouraged while she oiled up little Bubba and proceeded to slowly stroke away. She paid good attention to my 'nads as I suckled her tiny nipples. Changed positions and she happily laid down on the table. I could feel a pad under her shorts so didn't seek entry UTC. Plenty of LFK and offering my pocket rocket to her mouth was greeted with more HJ and no BJ. Another position change and she finished me off while I sat on the edge of the table. A decent time with a new, cute if not young, face. 40+60.

Lulu on the other hand was massage only for this my first time with her. She was dressed in form-fitting leggings and long sleeve top. Appeared to wear a padded bra, making her possible B cups look very round and firm. Never got to find out though. She was on-responsive to stroking her legs and plain stayed away to prevent any other roaming at all. Her ass looked quite nice but again, getting a handful was prevented. Maybe she missed the company-wide meeting informing of appropriate and accepted ways to increase tips. 40+20. A thank you and a hug later I was back on the road heading to a client. Feeling unsatisfied.

[CarltonAzn]

Long-time lurker here. Visited Believe recently and scheduled with Cici / Nana based on reviews from you guys. Really cute, pretty face and nice chest, however for some reason I imagined her to be skinnier. She's not fat for sure, but just slightly chubby? Somehow her face is pretty skinny and defined in comparison. Massage skills were practically nonexistent as expected. For the CBJ I was expecting her to go deeper based on reviews but she limited herself to about 60% down?

I caught a glimpse of Anna who stopped me to say hi as I was heading out. She looked pretty skinny and cute, just face-wise about a step below Cici. Overall great experience, really good attitude, just watchout for the homeless that are right outside the door.

[Sticker]

Thank you to those that reached out with the info on Believe. Same donation as everyone else. Did a great CBJ. Took it in deep and often and for prolonged periods of time. Must be half salamander as she probably breathes through her skin. Her name was cici. Reminds me of that smoking hot body chick from Bali.

I'm torn, because Believe (aka: Hypnotherapy / Shell Station), is popular these days to the point that its longevity might be limited. That said, my mongering life has indeed been enhanced by reports & recommendations here, so WTF, I'll continue to share.

Cici is Nana (Not sure why they give them multiple names), but no matter, she relatively young and more than relatively hot. Had her on Sunday morning, and other than still having to use the Magnum I brought, the total GFE. (Like Jojo and Ella before her). Hadn't had Yoyo, when she was in the rotation, but Coco and Sissy were two other memorables. Today, at the recommendation of a management text, I tried Kiki. Nana opened the interior door to welcome me, and she looked so good I almost diverted with her. But hey, variety is spicy, so I told her I had an appointment with Kiki.

Kiki is also a cutie, although not quite as cute or young as Nana, but she got it done. In fact, her BBBJ was so stellar that I almost blew and missed the main event. Maybe the best BBBJ there so far. But I somehow held back and managed mish with DFK, followed with a slamming doggy before filling the bag. No regrets, but if I'm back there in the next week, I'll probably try Nana one more time.

Also, there were three girls there today, but I didn't view the third one, Ana. So no idea whether or not she's a contender with Nana and Kiki. One last thought: for $20 more, you get a BBBJ instead of CBJ before the CFS, which to me is a worthwhile investment.

[FrankReynolds]

Checked out Nova when she followed me on insta and because her page looked different from a lot of the providers that I tend to see. She's really focused on like a sort of new age style healing session which is actually super rad and cool. She offers cbd and reiki massage which cbd is sort of a scam and reiki isn't really my thing but because I was one of her first clients she tossed in for free and it was actually kinda cool. The cbd did help my shoulder knots. As far as the reiki goes she said my throat chakra was blocked which I don't know what that means but its allegedly unblocked now.

Nova is SUPER friendly and really hot, actually her from the insta pictures. Super cool mixed babe, REALLY reminds me of candace cane the aerialist flexibility burlesque chick like super similar body, nice round booty, super beautiful natural C's and a really pretty face. Instant conversation which always helps the energy and like flow of things. We started with the reiki which is like a meditative energy healing thing where she like hovers over different parts of your body and pushes healing energy into your different chakras. It was cool for relaxing and unwinding and chilling but isn't really what I think any of us are here for. Post-reiki massage was really good, she actually massages well almost CMT level and finds your spots that need work. Told her I dig light tickling and she mixed that in as well which felt great, especially when they're good at it and don't just run their fingers over. Started nuru which I dig when that actually happens from the start instead of the common massage with light body rubbing. Really good with a lot of light teasing and brushing and was cool with me turning over early to get to the fun part. On the flip she's super sensual and slow and teasing. Asked for edging and she didn't fail to endlessly slowly tease me for like 45 straight minutes. Tons of different positions and super cool with roaming. Genuinely super into it especially the healing aspect of it, talking about releasing my sexual energy and stuff. Asked her what other sessions she does and she said couples, women, feet, light femdom, humiliation and degradation, ballbusting, tickling and explicitly said no extras and don't think that was specific to just me. Really cool for what ended up being a reiki nuru edging cbd massage. Saw her at a hotel private which was super nice and discreet. Her insta is sacralawakenings.

[KammyMike]

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