Massage Parlor Reports

[Kroma]

Yeah, I decided to check out TK for myself. Here is my report.

It's actually not too far from CA and RS which is convenient if you're in the area. There's lots of parking, but the area, at least when I went, is busy with people going about their day visiting nearby offices. I was the only one there when I arrived and rolled Monica. Older provider. I would say 50+. I decided to go through with it anyway. The room I was in had cabinets, drawers, and a sink. It's clearly a room that's been retrofitted. There's not much space in the TS room. Nothing special about the massage, though the music choice was interesting. It must have been Beethoven? Mozart? Not sure. Post massage I did my thing but she couldn't take a pounding. I paid the typical rate and dipped. If Monica is typically what you get at TK then It's not for me.

I thought this might have been Monica from RL as she was also an older woman, and so as I was already looking to hit someone up I made an apt to see if this was the same Monica (I could only hope.) It Was Not. After I arrived and was in the room, a woman came in wearing so much makeup. I been a monger for 10 yrs and seeing that much makeup on I can only imagine what she's hiding behind that. She told me she was 30 and the other woman there are young as well. She looked older then 30 but with so much makeup I can't say with certainty that she is in her 50's. Anyway I stayed, opted for the hour as 9/10 I always need more time. I had the shower first which was neither great or bad. And as stated before the TS was indeed small. The the lights was off. Got back to the room and the massage was not that good either. When she asked I told her I wanted everything. She ask for the tip and I asked if I could give it afterward (because it always ruins the mood) and she said no. I'm my exp the ones that allow you to tip after and the one that don't ask at all period, are always the best hands, down, but strictly speaking from my own exp of course. After the teasing and bls she did CBJ, then she got on top for a few min and then later we switched to mish and after about 3 min in mish I blew in the bag (I was really surprised as I never blow that fast but I have been training myself over the past few weeks so it must be working). Overall will I return? Of course as I have been to TK a few times over the years and its not far from me, but I would def ask for someone else. But if the other girls there sux then I will take another long break until new girls arrive. It wasn't like it was horrible exp, its just there is so much better talent out here to spend your hard earned $$$ on. Also they have only 3 girls working there atm. I can only hope to one day run into Sara or Monica from RL again. I was reg there for a few yrs, everyone knew me there, and I never thought once to get their numbers. Forever Kicking myself in the ass for that one.

[BradCrumbzz]

I had a dream about TK not too long ago. It wasn't much to write home about and I did not draw a good provider (CeCe? And I believe not too long ago there were reports of Ellis not being worth the hassle and trip but best to RTTF.

Yeah, I decided to check out TK for myself. Here is my report.

It's actually not too far from CA and RS which is convenient if you're in the area. There's lots of parking, but the area, at least when I went, is busy with people going about their day visiting nearby offices. I was the only one there when I arrived and rolled Monica. Older provider. I would say 50+. I decided to go through with it anyway. The room I was in had cabinets, drawers, and a sink. It's clearly a room that's been retrofitted. There's not much space in the TS room. Nothing special about the massage, though the music choice was interesting. It must have been Beethoven? Mozart? Not sure. Post massage I did my thing but she couldn't take a pounding. I paid the typical rate and dipped. If Monica is typically what you get at TK then It's not for me.

[JuanValentine]

It's unfortunate about CA. I had a good time with Ruby the other day. Anyway, let's not clog VIP like we do the ladies. There's RS, Angel ACU, Oxon Hill AC, Majestic II, and Seven. I haven't been to TK or Ellis. What's up with those places nowadays? As Funship said, call ahead.

I had a dream about TK not too long ago. It wasn't much to write home about and I did not draw a good provider (CeCe? And I believe not too long ago there were reports of Ellis not being worth the hassle and trip but best to RTTF.

[GotchaGirl]

Called and directed to the location. Went up and rang the bell. Was met by a sexy working MMS who brought me to a room. She called out and Stellar showed up. K-gal well put together. Mid 30's, a real girl next door type. We flirted a bit in TS and went straight to the main menu in the room. Got a stellar service which made me a big smile. Cute fun girl and I would go back.

[Harold Myers]

Hello board,

My experience with Anna yesterday was as discussed by past posts.

She did not do BLS though, which was.

She actually reminds me of Bella at VIP, looks wise. Just a nicer attitude.

[BradCrumbzz]

VIP is feeling to pressure from added CA traffic. Was chatting with MMS for a bit before my turn and the phone and door bell kept ringing. Mms said she needs to start turning people away so until things work itself out, definately call ahead.Choi even mentioned the unusual volume.

It's unfortunate about CA. I had a good time with Ruby the other day. Anyway, let's not clog VIP like we do the ladies. There's RS, Angel ACU, Oxon Hill AC, Majestic II, and Seven. I haven't been to TK or Ellis. What's up with those places nowadays? As Funship said, call ahead.

[FunShip75]

Any intel on Joy?

Choi is probably an early 40's MILF. Attrative face, not Mickey level. Natural body, not petite, not chubby. Nice natural boobs.

TS gets the job done. Above average massage. Main event enjoyable. Decent Englush and snjoys small talk. Service oriented and aims to please. If I get her in a random draw, I would not be mad.

Ran into the new lady when exiting shower room. From the brief encounter, she looked hot and young. Tall, slim, glammed up with nice short hair. I only saw her briefly and without my glasses so buyer beware. I am a bit blind without the glasses, LOL.

Mms said her name is Kiko (spelling? Based on what I saw, I'll see her next visit. If anyone has seen her please share.

VIP is feeling to pressure from added CA traffic. Was chatting with MMS for a bit before my turn and the phone and door bell kept ringing. Mms said she needs to start turning people away so until things work itself out, definately call ahead.

Choi even mentioned the unusual volume.

[ArtistOfWar1]

It's sad. Straight voii.

Yup. Was hoping it was and April Fools joke but I got the same.

So I just went home instead 😪.

I expect traffic jams and rush jobs for the next while

[Harold Myers]

Probably a use and occupancy notice. There probably is a hearing date on the notice. We'll assume at best it takes a month to resolve.

It's sad. Straight voii.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Mickey and Choi / Joy. I couldn't make out the name.

Mickey is the prettiest current attendant that I've met in Glen Burnie. She has a pretty face, light skinned and skinny toned body. But just basic service. No pecks or daty. Massage is just pressing up and down the body. She gets on top for a few min and quickly moves to miss or doggie. She leaves in a few days so call ahead.

Any intel on Joy?

[DCHung]

Mickey and Choi / Joy. I couldn't make out the name.

Mickey is the prettiest current attendant that I've met in Glen Burnie. She has a pretty face, light skinned and skinny toned body. But just basic service. No pecks or daty. Massage is just pressing up and down the body. She gets on top for a few min and quickly moves to miss or doggie. She leaves in a few days so call ahead.

Glen burnie= greenbelt. Sorry. Brain fart.

[DCHung]

Mickey and Choi / Joy. I couldn't make out the name.

Mickey is the prettiest current attendant that I've met in Glen Burnie. She has a pretty face, light skinned and skinny toned body. But just basic service. No pecks or daty. Massage is just pressing up and down the body. She gets on top for a few min and quickly moves to miss or doggie. She leaves in a few days so call ahead.

[DCHung]

Went to get a massage on Friday and CA's door was locked. There was a red notice on the door saying the space wasn't fit for occupancy or something like that. Anyone know why?

Probably a use and occupancy notice. There probably is a hearing date on the notice. We'll assume at best it takes a month to resolve.

[BMoreDog69]

When I agreed to see Jenny I had forgotten my previous visit with her, which was decidedly "meh".

Jenny is short, with decent A / Bs, a bit of a pudge, and a bit of a butter face. Not the most appealing package, especially after a month of Cola, but what the heck. The TS was quite decent, with good scrubbing and attention, but nothing special or unique. Back in the room I asked for "massage after", and things began looking up. I am not personally a fan of the "soft touch tease", but other than that, I think Jenny was trying to please, and was doing a pretty good job. I reciprocated and she seemed to genuinely appreciate the efforts as sounds went from fake sounding noises to something that sounded more genuine. The only "difficulty" results from my age, the overly thick raincoat, and Jenny's kung fu grip, which is pretty wicked. The massage afterward was not bad.

If you can get past a no-so-attractive appearance, you can have a pretty good time.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Went to get a massage on Friday and CA's door was locked. There was a red notice on the door saying the space wasn't fit for occupancy or something like that. Anyone know why?

There goes my weekend plans 😭.

Anybody got Kayla's personal number? LOL 😪.