Massage Parlor Reports

[OmegaWest1]

Dropped in as I have not been there in a while. Drew Linda. Large boobs and somewhat attractive. I specifically asked for hot stone massage and she said yes. However, another lady had to come in and show her how to do it. The massage was about a nine out of ten. On the flip, we negotiated a price and she demanded it immediately. This is a big turn off for me. I probably will not go there in the future. YMMV.

All the best.

[Jim Rob]

Was out in Fairfax and had 30 minutes to spare. I went to an old familiar place for me. Greeted by very nice female, I would say in her 30's. She so nice, that she shouldn't be in this line of work. I don't remember her name or even bother to ask for it. But I've seen her before and she's cute. I didn't waste time with the massage and went right to play. She got naked and has nice natural tits, however I do wish she would shave. I ask for FS several times, but she was strict on no FS or BJ at this place in my dozen visits over the years, I've only gotten FS one. At angel they can lick your shaft and balls and offer a camel toe slide, but oh know we can't do FS, makes no sense to me. I knew FS was highly unlikely, but I felt like being cheap and not spending too much. I would go back, but not for a very long time. Lady was sorta young and cute with a solid 10 personality. If you're looking for basically upgraded NOVA, I do recommend.

[LowerBackPain]

Alright, I got her name as Rupee, red short skirt, $ for FS and the phrase "good box," implies that while her teeth were not as white as one would like there were no noticeable hygiene issues. The eye-catching part of your (always thorough and reliable) review (s) read, " . Those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. " Q1: Was she a thin spinner type (my preference) with hanging jugs or an overweight, large MT? Q2: Got the name / address of the AMP?

In turn masquerading as a massage parlor.

Now that I'm in my rebound phase I'm on the prowl again digging through the darkest sewers of adultsearch when I found something close by to my location.

I've tried the LCS and grew tired of the vernacular and paranoia that I might be cop so I came across an Asian ad that simply responded with the address to the location. $50 for HH $70 for hour. No need to set up a time or pull teeth to get rates. Also sounded like every run of the mill Chinese AMP, so it was familiar territory to me.

I get to the place which was a medical office building on the second floor near Brad rock. It was fairly late at night so there was plenty of parking and not too many foot traffic.

Rupee answered the door and lead me deep into the dark caverns of the room. She was wearing a shirt red dress and she looked good at first glance but I would later realize it was merely a trick of the light (or lack thereof). Place had hundreds of cameras all wired into the front desk that was set up like something out of the matrix. Which I figure if you're running explicit escort style ads on the AS blatantly using BJ and FS in your pornographic ad I guess one does have to be weary of LEO dropping by unannounced.

That's why I'll keep the location of the place a PM secret (tho I'm not certain you'd want in on this party after finishing the story).

So I give the house fee and strip when rupee returns. I'm uninterested in massage as this wasn't why I was here so after offering her a benji for a more glorious muscle relaxation. She returns with a cover and strips too. This is when I realized that the tiny red dress was actually the MVP of the ensemble and wasn't holding the goods in. It was keeping them out. That dress wasn't a sanctuary but a prison. Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. Her age went from 30 to 60 faster than the Superman coaster at six flags. She leaned in to begin a CBJ and I got a look at some yellow teeth stained by decades of tobacco abuse. We switch positions so I can fuck her and flee. To her credit. It was a good box and enough for me to finish the deed. So here I am banging asian IT the clown in every which way you can imagine praying to the kind gods my imagination can take me to the finish line. I was pretty horny so I did blow in the bag.

Only 15 min had passed somehow so she offered me to stay for a massage. I would have bounced but there was a dude in the car on my way up to the place so I didn't necessarily want to come right back out on the chance it was everyone's favorite uncle. Staying for a half hour would at least ensure I was there for a massage. So I got a nice back and face rub for the next 15 min. Rupee was down for another round and started gunning again for my member. I'm guessing it was a slow night but she clearly had more fun in the experience then me so I bowed out and instead put my clothes back on. Got my bottle of water. And headed out. If I'm in a pinch maybe I'll return. There may be a chance they switch out the ladies often as when I asked Rupee she told me she had just started her shift a few days ago.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

[BoatMan3]

I just reviewed her 2 weeks or so ago. Search her name. Older, good bod, pleasant, cooperative.

Batman!

Also, Emile Zola.

[TheDrowned]

In turn masquerading as a massage parlor.

Now that I'm in my rebound phase I'm on the prowl again digging through the darkest sewers of adultsearch when I found something close by to my location.

I've tried the LCS and grew tired of the vernacular and paranoia that I might be cop so I came across an Asian ad that simply responded with the address to the location. $50 for HH $70 for hour. No need to set up a time or pull teeth to get rates. Also sounded like every run of the mill Chinese AMP, so it was familiar territory to me.

I get to the place which was a medical office building on the second floor near Brad rock. It was fairly late at night so there was plenty of parking and not too many foot traffic.

Rupee answered the door and lead me deep into the dark caverns of the room. She was wearing a shirt red dress and she looked good at first glance but I would later realize it was merely a trick of the light (or lack thereof). Place had hundreds of cameras all wired into the front desk that was set up like something out of the matrix. Which I figure if you're running explicit escort style ads on the AS blatantly using BJ and FS in your pornographic ad I guess one does have to be weary of LEO dropping by unannounced.

That's why I'll keep the location of the place a PM secret (tho I'm not certain you'd want in on this party after finishing the story).

So I give the house fee and strip when rupee returns. I'm uninterested in massage as this wasn't why I was here so after offering her a benji for a more glorious muscle relaxation. She returns with a cover and strips too. This is when I realized that the tiny red dress was actually the MVP of the ensemble and wasn't holding the goods in. It was keeping them out. That dress wasn't a sanctuary but a prison. Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. Her age went from 30 to 60 faster than the Superman coaster at six flags. She leaned in to begin a CBJ and I got a look at some yellow teeth stained by decades of tobacco abuse. We switch positions so I can fuck her and flee. To her credit. It was a good box and enough for me to finish the deed. So here I am banging asian IT the clown in every which way you can imagine praying to the kind gods my imagination can take me to the finish line. I was pretty horny so I did blow in the bag.

Only 15 min had passed somehow so she offered me to stay for a massage. I would have bounced but there was a dude in the car on my way up to the place so I didn't necessarily want to come right back out on the chance it was everyone's favorite uncle. Staying for a half hour would at least ensure I was there for a massage. So I got a nice back and face rub for the next 15 min. Rupee was down for another round and started gunning again for my member. I'm guessing it was a slow night but she clearly had more fun in the experience then me so I bowed out and instead put my clothes back on. Got my bottle of water. And headed out. If I'm in a pinch maybe I'll return. There may be a chance they switch out the ladies often as when I asked Rupee she told me she had just started her shift a few days ago.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

[ArtistOfWar1]

FS &CBJ available for $350. Not worth it imo with that awful back tattoo.

Dang. Never got that option.

To rich for my blood tho.

[RubLover21]

Nana is a fairly popular name among providers, and my search of the FF hasn't nailed down whether this one has been reviewed. Her bedpage ad says "back in town" and she is in Tysons. Last four digits are 0540. Anyone want to chime in? Thanks.

Batman!

Also, Emile Zola.

[Jim Rob]

As of several years ago the base rate only included crappy massage. I don't see the point in seeing her unless you want to the her base just to start negotiations.

FS &CBJ available for $350. Not worth it imo with that awful back tattoo.

[BuckshotWatson]

This is Nana from Enliven on Tyco.

Thanks, Pavel. Wasn't sure if that was her.

[Jim Rob]

Jim Rob has shared good intel with the board. BRAVO.

If his email inbox / sent mail storage permitted, I would have sent a PM saying thanks, but will have to settle for this post.

JR. If you make some space for new messages, that would be appreciated.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Thank you for the heads up with my inbox, I'm hoping to monger today and report some good news for the board. Always open to suggestions.

[Pavel428]

Nana is a fairly popular name among providers, and my search of the FF hasn't nailed down whether this one has been reviewed. Her bedpage ad says "back in town" and she is in Tysons. Last four digits are 0540. Anyone want to chime in? Thanks.

This is Nana from Enliven on Tyco.

[PilotAviator]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22962974.html

Anyone seen her. I hope to try soon and will report if I do.

NyHornet "took one for the team" and subsequently had an appointment with Maple.

Due to his review, I saw her today.

His review is 100% accurate -- well-done.

Maple returns to Asian waters in two weeks.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PilotAviator]

From the picture alone, I would avoid.

Jim Rob has shared good intel with the board. BRAVO.

If his email inbox / sent mail storage permitted, I would have sent a PM saying thanks, but will have to settle for this post.

JR. If you make some space for new messages, that would be appreciated.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Jim Rob]

Nana is a fairly popular name among providers, and my search of the FF hasn't nailed down whether this one has been reviewed. Her bedpage ad says "back in town" and she is in Tysons. Last four digits are 0540. Anyone want to chime in? Thanks.

From the picture alone, I would avoid.

[BuckshotWatson]

Nana is a fairly popular name among providers, and my search of the FF hasn't nailed down whether this one has been reviewed. Her bedpage ad says "back in town" and she is in Tysons. Last four digits are 0540. Anyone want to chime in? Thanks.