Massage Parlor Reports

[PhillyDiscreet]

That place sucks. Went once. Won't repeat.

Same place. As mentioned I had good experiences there in the past. She was annoyed I didn't tip her on the way out.

[JTerry26]

A bit late on this but hey better late then never. Have had good experiences here in the past but this last one was horrible. SHow up, no cars in the lot. Get in and lady says customer coming in 45 min can I do just 30 min for $50. I said I'd rather come back another time so I am not rush but she said no rush and how about 30 min for $40 so I said ok. I was on the table for 5 min when the customer showed up. She leaves to bring him to his room and comes back to me. Another 5 min and she say flip and start the tease. At that point I'm annoyed -- customer waiting, rushed -- so I just got up & left. For the 10 min total she worked on me it felt great but will not be back.

That place sucks. Went once. Won't repeat.

[ExtraPoundAge]

They take walk-ins because it's a typical HJ spa. Massage is 3/5 and attitude 3/5. Only OTC and good at HJ. She finished me in a couple of minutes. Any place better near here? I don't have enough time when I'm around this town so can't go over to the Philly downtown.

[PhillyDiscreet]

A bit late on this but hey better late then never. Have had good experiences here in the past but this last one was horrible. SHow up, no cars in the lot. Get in and lady says customer coming in 45 min can I do just 30 min for $50. I said I'd rather come back another time so I am not rush but she said no rush and how about 30 min for $40 so I said ok. I was on the table for 5 min when the customer showed up. She leaves to bring him to his room and comes back to me. Another 5 min and she say flip and start the tease. At that point I'm annoyed -- customer waiting, rushed -- so I just got up & left. For the 10 min total she worked on me it felt great but will not be back.

[Jayke00]

309 used be good. I won't go back until I see some positive reviews.

Spa32 in Ardmore is the same way. Very hit or miss. Mamasan herself once warned me off indicating the talent wasn't young and I should call back the next week.

Never had that before!

[MuffinTop]

Still there and the current going rate for FS in the area. (,7/1,4) Mixed talent. The luck of the draw. Victoria is supposedly Japanese and ITBC. Tiffany has a nice bod with bolt-ons. Both are lots of fun. Pink isn't that great, mostly due to inexperience.

309 used be good. I won't go back until I see some positive reviews.

[Fffinster]

Anybody been to 309 lately? I have RTF but was wondering if there is any updated info for pricing and offerings or girls.

Still there and the current going rate for FS in the area. (,7/1,4) Mixed talent. The luck of the draw. Victoria is supposedly Japanese and ITBC. Tiffany has a nice bod with bolt-ons. Both are lots of fun. Pink isn't that great, mostly due to inexperience.

[JTerry26]

Weird. I've been to King a bunch of times and always left happy.

Yeah, that was the "IIRC" part. It was 2+ years ago and just the one time. I might be remembering it wrong but the experience wasn't great and I didn't repeat.

[Member #6368]

I went to King Spa once too, further west on 30, but IIRC that was DIY. Not interested.

Weird. I've been to King a bunch of times and always left happy.

That has been my go to, partly b / c they consistently have good to very good massages (yes, I go for the massage too, heh). The women are mixed, from manly to cute and young but most skewing towards the older side. Some allow some OTC roaming during the flip. There was one woman there who gave BBBJ for an upsell (no CIM) but she was gone in a NY minute. There was also a super cute, young gym rat there for awhile. Great body, would pull down her pants to show her thong and whip her tits out. Lots of dirty talk and whatnot. Saw her a handful of times and it steady escalated but then <poof! She was gone. I think in some of these suburban AMPs the owners know the local authorities will look the other way for HEs but if women start going rogue and offering more they get spooked by the attention that attracts.

I have heard good things about Joannas too (I love that the neon in the window advertises "facials", if only) but it is so damn public to enter. There also is / was one on Valley on the same side of 30 that was TERRIBLE, like curtains dividing the rooms, tons of noise and distraction and a much older woman. Went once, would not repeat. Same goes for the custard place. No repeat. I went to King Spa once too, further west on 30, but IIRC that was DIY. Not interested.

[David51]

...I have heard good things about Joannas too (I love that the neon in the window advertises "facials", if only) but it is so damn public to enter..

Thanks. The public bit was a bit unnerving at first (for me) but by all outward (and, indeed, inward) appearances it looks like a legit upscale massage place (and probably many if not most of their massages are, I would think) so the fact that it doesn't give off AMP vibes means you can walk right in with head held high. At least that's what I tell myself. I tend to go in the morning when the pizza place isn't open yet (although they are usually there) and I don't park in front of the stores.

Have yet to get a BBBJ although I did get a kiss once (down there). And during a different session some UTC roaming and nibbling (for a modest upcharge). And yet another session had her grind on my hand until her (apparent) completion. That one went over the hour.

I don't have a great memory for faces and don't go often enough to know how much the staff changes from visit to visit, unfortunately. I'm pretty sure all of the above were all different people.

[JTerry26]

Ah, ok, thanks for the clarification. I think I'll try Serenity before the custard place.

That has been my go to, partly b / c they consistently have good to very good massages (yes, I go for the massage too, heh). The women are mixed, from manly to cute and young but most skewing towards the older side. Some allow some OTC roaming during the flip. There was one woman there who gave BBBJ for an upsell (no CIM) but she was gone in a NY minute. There was also a super cute, young gym rat there for awhile. Great body, would pull down her pants to show her thong and whip her tits out. Lots of dirty talk and whatnot. Saw her a handful of times and it steady escalated but then <poof! She was gone. I think in some of these suburban AMPs the owners know the local authorities will look the other way for HEs but if women start going rogue and offering more they get spooked by the attention that attracts.

I have heard good things about Joannas too (I love that the neon in the window advertises "facials", if only) but it is so damn public to enter. There also is / was one on Valley on the same side of 30 that was TERRIBLE, like curtains dividing the rooms, tons of noise and distraction and a much older woman. Went once, would not repeat. Same goes for the custard place. No repeat. I went to King Spa once too, further west on 30, but IIRC that was DIY. Not interested.

[TotalAssman68]

Anybody been to 309 lately? I have RTF but was wondering if there is any updated info for pricing and offerings or girls.

[David51]

Sorry, wasn't clear. That experience was at the old custard place further west on 30. Haven't been to Joanna's yet.

Ah, ok, thanks for the clarification. I think I'll try Serenity before the custard place.

[JTerry26]

I've not (yet, anyway) had that experience with Joanna's, but I generally ask for medium. Last few visits my mileage has been increasing (slightly), although I don't know that I go often enough to be recognized, and I don't think I have the same masseuse each time either, so I don't have an explanation for that. Have been paying. 6 and typically tipping. 5 to. 6 (up from. 4) since everything else has gone up. Trying to be fair.

Have not yet tried Serenity but keep thinking about it. How would you compare the quality of the actual massage?

Sorry, wasn't clear. That experience was at the old custard place further west on 30. Haven't been to Joanna's yet.

[David51]

Went in for a massage, older woman. Paid $60, asked soft / med / hard. Went for hard. Good massage, walked on my back, the work. Flipped for the standard HJ. Tipped and was told a "hard" massage is the same as a "deep" massage on the menu out front which is $100 for the hour. Scam. Paid, not going to raise a stink but told her it was bullshit. Won't be back. Should have just gone to Serenity.

I've not (yet, anyway) had that experience with Joanna's, but I generally ask for medium. Last few visits my mileage has been increasing (slightly), although I don't know that I go often enough to be recognized, and I don't think I have the same masseuse each time either, so I don't have an explanation for that. Have been paying. 6 and typically tipping. 5 to. 6 (up from. 4) since everything else has gone up. Trying to be fair.

Have not yet tried Serenity but keep thinking about it. How would you compare the quality of the actual massage?