Massage Parlor Reports

[FartCity]

Why do all these providers set up in St. Louis city and not St. Louis county. I would bet most people on here are from St. Louis county, Jefferson, Franklin, or st. Charles county and hate going to the city. You never know what neighborhood you end up in. Many I pass on once I find that out. Aspen has a great looking body and the first thing I think is here we go again in the city. At least Megan and Abby have nice county setups.

This post reminds me of my hillbilly parents who act amazed I'm not shot and killed on a daily basis, and very few times they visit for a Cards game or something act like they're in Escape from LA. .

The city is safer. There are police everywhere. They just don't pay attention to stupid ish like the things we talk about on this board. I'd never see a provider outside of the city or Wash Park.

[DeadDead22]

Why do all these providers set up in St. Louis city and not St. Louis county. I would bet most people on here are from St. Louis county, Jefferson, Franklin, or st. Charles county and hate going to the city. You never know what neighborhood you end up in. Many I pass on once I find that out. Aspen has a great looking body and the first thing I think is here we go again in the city. At least Megan and Abby have nice county setups.

Not trying to sound like an ass, but there's a lot more places to get drugs in the City than the county. We all know a sizable portion of the provider population is medicated to some degree.

Not to mention many (a sizable minority) also have handlers / pimps / BF of the darker persuasion. That's found more in the city than the county.

Generalizations, I know. But being a city resident, it's not hard to see the advantages. Including the lack of enforcement, like mentioned previously.

[GM2019]

Has anyone seen Mimi in Swansea lately? Any info on $ and services?

Yes, she is still in Swansea. Great Massage.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/215809.html

[JCMac19]

Why do all these providers set up in St. Louis city and not St. Louis county. I would bet most people on here are from St. Louis county, Jefferson, Franklin, or st. Charles county and hate going to the city. You never know what neighborhood you end up in. Many I pass on once I find that out. Aspen has a great looking body and the first thing I think is here we go again in the city. At least Megan and Abby have nice county setups.

I agree with you. Maybe they get more privacy in the city being lost among so many people.

Also, JeffCo girls tend to be meth heads or nuts. I texted Starr after reading her novel of an ad. She came back with a GPS smart ass answer so I simply deleted her.

I'm in this hobby to relieve stress, not add to it.

YMMV, but her ad on stg is not customer friendly.

[Rickstr352]

Why do all these providers set up in St. Louis city and not St. Louis county. I would bet most people on here are from St. Louis county, Jefferson, Franklin, or st. Charles county and hate going to the city. You never know what neighborhood you end up in. Many I pass on once I find that out. Aspen has a great looking body and the first thing I think is here we go again in the city. At least Megan and Abby have nice county setups.

My opinion, that's all it is. The city cops won't bother these women. They have too many things to deal with that are much more serious.

Most of us also know to stay away from Maryland Hts because of stings done by them.

I did a couple Asians last year, but no more after learning about this.

[Rickstr352]

It has been a while since I visited a PLM girl. Truthfully the last two were not my cup of tea. Both are off the site now, so I won't bother naming them.

Brea has been with PLM for several years. I have seen her a few times, always a fun time. PLM has always used representative pictures on their site. Brea's pictures are pretty far from the real thing. She is a 40-50 competitive body builder / bikini model / soccer (OK maybe lacrosse) mom. Spend time in tanning beds. Very lean except for man mades that would be better if she wasn't body builder lean. About that. Flat 6 pack belly, round firm ass, great smile, great personality. Pleasant conversation. If you have sat at a high school sports event and fantasized about one of the hot mommies, you can make an appointment with one.

Back massage was a gentle stroking. Unscented real massage oil, not Walmart's cheapest lotion. She was in just panties while working on my back. Nice view. Flip time. Panties go away. She climbs up over me and lowers a wonderful pussy over my face. I dive in. She starts on Mr. Happy. Tounge, fingers are enjoying her. Mr. Happy is having a great time as well. Overall, well worth the price of admission.

So since 160 is the going rate for PLM, what did you pay for the hook up?

[Hamster4072]

On tesson ferry road.

Another bad idea.

They actually DO have a table massage, and that was where things started to go south.

The wash was quite nice, BUT certain areas were avoided as if they were radioactive. Very bad sign.

And, as you might guess, this too is a happiness free zone.

But the massage, was really excellent. I went for the 90 min mid session it was so good. The head, scalp and shoulder massage was perfect.

So, if I ever want a good massage, I might try this place again. But it is quite annoying to find two places that look like AMP, but are not.

Simple formula for a happy massage:

Sun Li=Don't go.

Rose Day=Don't go.

[Rickstr352]

It has been a while since I visited a PLM girl. Truthfully the last two were not my cup of tea. Both are off the site now, so I won't bother naming them.

Brea has been with PLM for several years. I have seen her a few times, always a fun time. PLM has always used representative pictures on their site. Brea's pictures are pretty far from the real thing. She is a 40-50 competitive body builder / bikini model / soccer (OK maybe lacrosse) mom. Spend time in tanning beds. Very lean except for man mades that would be better if she wasn't body builder lean. About that. Flat 6 pack belly, round firm ass, great smile, great personality. Pleasant conversation. If you have sat at a high school sports event and fantasized about one of the hot mommies, you can make an appointment with one.

Back massage was a gentle stroking. Unscented real massage oil, not Walmart's cheapest lotion. She was in just panties while working on my back. Nice view. Flip time. Panties go away. She climbs up over me and lowers a wonderful pussy over my face. I dive in. She starts on Mr. Happy. Tounge, fingers are enjoying her. Mr. Happy is having a great time as well. Overall, well worth the price of admission.

Curious on the cost. If the base is 160, she's got to be upcharging for what you've described.

[HenryA77]

On tesson ferry road.

Another bad idea.

They actually DO have a table massage, and that was where things started to go south.

The wash was quite nice, BUT certain areas were avoided as if they were radioactive. Very bad sign.

And, as you might guess, this too is a happiness free zone.

But the massage, was really excellent. I went for the 90 min mid session it was so good. The head, scalp and shoulder massage was perfect.

So, if I ever want a good massage, I might try this place again. But it is quite annoying to find two places that look like AMP, but are not.

[HenryA77]

I wanted a massage, and so went to Sun Li on Watson.

I had remembered some bad things about this place on the forum, but often feel in the mood to take a chance.

Not always the best of ideas, though.

The place is annoyingly on a second floor. Inside looks nice, like a better AMP.

They say they have a TS, but it was "broken".

The massage was average at best.

While I did all the things that have worked in the past, as far as showing interest, this is strictly a no happiness place. So, I gave a normal massage tip, and plan to never return.

[Jeffc 574]

Brea works in just her panties. They come off on the flip. She likes hanging her shaved kitty over your face. If you are a DATY man, dive in. I did. I think I got a lick / hand combo. I know there is a hand technique that feels like a mouth. It was an enjoyable time. As I said, Brea was my fall back choice. I haven't been to PLM in a year. I wanted to trey Sylvia. Maybe next time.

[Jeffc 574]

http://www.professionalluxuriesmassage.com/

PLM was Your Girls Next Door. Been in business over a decade. Eden, Lilia, Sensual Scarlett, Abby James, and some others are all ex PLM / YGND girls.

For 2023.

The pluses. Check the website. The pictures are "representative". Some more representative than others. The written descriptions are closer to what you will find. Call, ask for someone and a time. First timers need to voice call. You will get a response in about 15 minutes. It used to be you could book same day, I suggest next day. You will get an address and instructions. "123 Market street. Park in lot behind building. Left door. ".

$160 will get you a HJ. How much she is wearing, how comfortable she is with MT is up to her. Like every place else, the second visit is going to be better than the first. Extras? You would have to ask.

Downside. There are fewer choices than there used to be. It is what it is. Phone response is not as fast as it used to be. Some reports list an upcharge for nude / MT. They like to book every hour on the hour. In reality you are going to get around 45 minutes so she can clean up and you can leave before the next guy shows up. This also means there is no way you are getting "bonus time. ".

I have said several times it is as easy as ordering a pizza. It is.

[SouthCityGuySt]

So, I'm new to all this. I've been with a couple providers, but never anyone with an actual company. I'd like to try Brea but I'm confused about the process. The website says 160, but other people say that gets you in the door. If I wanted this particular service, what would that actually cost?

$160 is the cost for the hour and while tipping is up to your discretion, I think you'll find that she earns it with a great session. To my knowledge, and I've seen her several times, there are no upgrades or up charges, but based on reviews I've seen, what she may or may not allow is up to her and if she's comfortable. JeffC stated she allowed him to dive in for some DATY as she straddled his face, but I've seen other reviews that she wouldn't allow that. Also keep in mind that was after at least a few prior visits. Worst case, be polite / complimentary and tip during your first session and hope that she will allow the same type of session Jeff described in future sessions. What Jeff described is very similar to my experiences.

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone seen her in St. Charles?

636-xxx-1442.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lls-27295.html

[SnorklEsteve]

I dive in. She starts on Mr. Happy. Tounge, fingers are enjoying her. Mr. Happy is having a great time as well.

Maybe this is me just being hopeful, but the way I read this it seemed unclear, was Mr. Happy just shaking hands, or was doing some mouth exercises?? I only ask because I thought I read here that Brea only gives HJ HE's.