Massage Parlor Reports

[VillageRat]

My subscription just expired and sadly, I'm not renewing. I estimate that it has been better than 90% fabricated reviews recently. There have always been the BS reviews, but I really feel like it's gotten exponentially worse. Just isn't even close to worth the value anymore.

I could list all the indicators of the fake reviews, but I just don't want to take the time. But a few of them are.

-usernames that typically include 2 numbers at the end. Not always the case. But very often the case. Seems like they hijack someone else's name and just add a number to it.

-The reviews ALWAYS talk about the cleanliness, neatness, and "organization" of the shop. Because we really care about that shit. And also, real reviews NEVER or very rarely talk about that shit.

-They ALWAYS talk about the massage quality. Always. "She found my kinks", "she got all of the right spots", blah blah blah. I know that a lot of dudes do enjoy the massage but that's probably more of an exception than a rule.

-They always use ridiculous pet names for the junk. Most often "junior and the boys". But frequently much more just stupid and adolescent names that sound silly when they use them.

-Fake reviews almost NEVER respond to any comments on their posts.

-They very rarely use the "Kitty" description of shaved, Bush, or clean shaven.

Okay that's it. Rubmaps glory days are gone and it is no longer a good resource. But it is still good for leaving smart ass comments on the fake reviews. Until that becomes tiresome too.

Got my go to girls for whatever my mood may be these days, so adios Rubmaps!

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

[ZoooBus]

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

And if you are only interested in what is offered at various sources that can be found with the Advanced Search function without paying for a membership.

[HarleySteve]

Hey all.

Any info on diamond spa in Snohomish? I live nearby and wondering if I should save my money.

You can get a nice HJ here never asked for anything else.

[Ss8988]

As an FYI for those of you who use RubMaps reviews as part of your search for a quality experience, as well as those who are considering a paid membership there, please be aware that their management is selectively deleting and / or simply not posting submitted information about fake reviews. For about four days I had a post up in the Washington State-specific forum regarding the apparent increase in fake reviews following our recent local activity, essentially stating it was possibly being done to coax guys back to the parlors. It received a decent amount of attention and members from other states chimed in about what they're experiencing in their areas. As of this morning it's gone. I've also commented on several reviews that I've discovered were simply cut and paste jobs of other reviews, only to discover later that the mods didn't approve the post.

Right? I'm about to cancel my subscription. There is no value, other than a good laugh at the members comments to fake reviews. LOL.

[ShinamotoJason]

Tina at Lin's Spa today and will be at Dream tomorrow.

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

[ShinamotoJason]

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

[ShinamotoJason]

Dream, NW Market Seattle, amazing legs, all natural.

[ShinamotoJason]

Currently with CK, 16th Ave Seattle. Good luck.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Hey all,
Looking for a massage place in and around Seattle that can provide a decent massage with lots of teasing / sensual touches. FS not required.

Have you tried Yami at Eternity? (145th and Greenwood, at the border of north Seattle and Shoreline).

[YsGolf]

Will be in the Redmond / Bellevue area and am looking for intel on where the best reasonably close place would be for me. Really only looking for L1 and don't want to waste my time on fake places. Appreciate any help and can return the favor on the east coast.

[Roxxx456]

Hey all,

Have a report for you all. Mana Massage in Belltown is legit but YMMV.

Looking for a massage place in and around Seattle that can provide a decent massage with lots of teasing / sensual touches. FS not required.

Thanks.

[JustForFunGuy]

Hey all.

Any info on diamond spa in Snohomish? I live nearby and wondering if I should save my money.

[Lombard]

Stumbled across this place today. I think there was only the mamasan working. Probably in her mid 40's or early 50's. A little thick, but not bad for her age. Got a helluva good deep tissue massage. She found knots in my back I had no clue were even there. Same for my thighs.

Wanted 60 for a HE but was willing to negotiate.

Just the massage was worth my time and money.

[GettingYounger]

Anyone have any advice where to visit in the Udistrict?

If you're looking for a good massage and HE ask for Annie at Jasmine Spa on University Way.

Clean, discreet place. No tipping issues. Annie is sweet and hot for a 40-something.

Rest of the staff looks ok but I haven't tried them.

[CommuneWithLav]

If anyone here was a fan of Bella at smiling art, I have a nice surprise for you. Feel free to dm.

Also, hoping to get some intel on a good rub+Russian finish. Doesn't seem to be too much lately.

Bella who worked there roughly year and a half ago? Sent a PM.